When Inhumans Meet Abnormal Humans

The clerks and sisters have stories about gossip Lingmama who are not in good health at work, but the little fairies who go shopping don't have these scruples.

Watching off Shen Quan and Liu Hua who were going to wait in line at the nearby internet celebrity cake shop, Feng Ling held a cup of milk tea and sat down on a bench by the patio with Li Mufeng to rest.

Feng Ling slowly took a sip of the sweetness, frowned, and said to Li Mufeng: "You are such a beauty, I was watching you all the way, and now there are six little human girls coming in this direction, the target is you. "

This……

Maybe it's the legendary beauty without knowing it?

Li Mufeng really didn't know how to tell Feng Ling that those people were actually looking at him.

Feng Ling's beauty is unique, she can be seen at a glance in the crowd, and grabs everyone's attention in an instant.

But he is also too purely beautiful, and the beauty that is too transparent will make people daunting and lose the confidence to take a second look.

"May I ask if the two little brothers are the father of the god and Li Mufeng?" A round-faced girl wearing an orange down jacket with a large fur collar stopped not far from the two and asked politely.

Li Mufeng glanced behind her, and there were exactly six people including her.

Nodding slightly, before Li Mufeng asked them for any advice, a girl with round eyes and a ball head behind her screamed, "Oh my god, it's really me!"

Li Mufeng's eardrums were numb slightly from the shock of the scream, and when he looked around and saw that everyone else stopped to look at them, he made a silence gesture with his index finger on his lips, "Shh, keep your voice down, Xian'er prefers to be quiet."

Wanzitou immediately blushed, covered his mouth tightly and nodded vigorously. The five people beside him also blushed for some unknown reason.

The scarlet color smudged like grease falling on the paper, quickly dyeing their ears into shy pink.

"I'm sorry, I'm so excited to see a real person all of a sudden," the girl with the ball head was still blushing, which probably won't go away for a while.

Li Mufeng guessed that the other party was a player of Xianlu. It was the first time he saw the father of the god in real life too excited. Too many people is bad."

A few of them were pecking like chickens. It is estimated that they were not so obedient and obedient when they were taught by the class teacher.

While pecking at the rice, the round-faced girl who took the lead didn't forget to report to the male god's father. "We just want to say that we have already avenged the male god's father about the matter of Lingmao. Please don't be angry."

"..." What the hell is Nanny Ling?Could it be Yi Zhiling?

Combining the time period and the round-faced girl's words, Li Mufeng restored half of the truth of the incident.

Even he didn't expect that the flames of war had already reached the third dimension, and it was only until someone posted a screen recording that aroused the public outrage of the players.

But the name Nanny Ling is really vulgar, and Yi Zhiling knew that she might be so angry that she might become a puffer fish, spitting water all over people's faces when she poked her.

Li Mufeng was holding back a smile, Feng Ling replied for him, "I'm not angry, Mu Feng admitted his mistake."

Meow meow meow?

Is the male god father angry with the Demon King?

The soul of gossip was burning in the delicate bodies of several people, and finally a little girl couldn't help but ask, "Why didn't the male god father angrily destroy the dungeon, but instead became so angry?"

Li Mufeng deliberately pretended that I was guilty and repented, and said, "The crime is cannon fodder without permission. The charge is that I don't care about myself. I have already knelt down on the keyboard, and I have finished writing the review in tears."

"Then I'm here, and I won't destroy the success," Feng Ling followed Li Mufeng and answered the first half of the question.

It turned out that the part that made everyone the most angry turned out to be dog food disguised as glass slag.

The six little girls exchanged glances with each other, smiled tacitly, and still sent the round-faced girl as the representative, "Zhu Jiujiu, we are Hyacinth and CP fans."

"Thank you," Li Mufeng said with a smile, "It's good for everyone to enclose themselves, and remember not to disturb the third dimension."

Li Mufeng had a monstrous face, with evil red lotuses blooming at the end of his eyes. When he smiled a little and said forced words like admonitions, that bit of evil immediately became dangerous and seductive, and the words he uttered seemed to be in the dark. The tempting demon is making a taboo agreement with human beings.

Never break the rules, or the soul will be taken.

Inspired by her own imagination, the round-faced girl looked closely at the male god father to purify the soul, and said in her heart, I guess you haven't come to read the news on the Internet, the rules were set early in the morning, and we have been obeying them all the time. It's a pity that it has been broken by the three-dimensional people themselves.

"Our land has been captured by the three-dimensional forces," the girl with a round head said in a low voice, "You can find out by looking online."

Hearing this, Li Mufeng immediately handed the milk tea in his hand to Feng Ling, opened the bracelet, and logged on to Weibo, which had not been used for several years and had countless layers of cobwebs.

When they landed, Li Mufeng turned slightly to the side and half embraced Feng Ling to watch together.

Five minutes later, the two quickly read the ins and outs of the incident, and Qiqi fell silent.

Although the overall atmosphere is good and a positive image has been created, Yi Zhiling's unilateral criticism is still a hidden danger.

If Yi Zhiling portrays himself as a victim of public opinion, creating the illusion that players are being squeezed out and persecuted to retreat, with a little guidance, it is easy to arouse a new round of sympathy about cyber violence, and the spontaneous maintenance of Xianlu players It will also become a tyranny of the majority, and the high-quality image of hard work will be destroyed.

Li Mufeng and Feng Ling looked at each other for a while, and they both knew from each other that this matter could not be let go, they must set up a suitable turning target, and find other ways to vent their dissatisfaction with Yi Zhiling's actions.

"Well, I said, I actually just wanted to show off my fighting skills, do you believe me?" After thinking for a while, Feng Ling began with a slumped face.

Do not believe.

Xiao Xianrou who has no acting skills will still stare at him to express his emotional changes. It's fine if you don't care about acting all the time.

Feng Ling paused for a while, then said with a paralyzed face, "Well, the truth is, it's a well-organized and planned New Year's film."

Li Mufeng couldn't help laughing at the excuse Feng Ling came up with, and he spoke with a smile, "Yes, yes, Xian'er is so good-looking, and you can say anything."

After finishing speaking, Li Mufeng turned to the girls again, "Dad has put so much effort into acting, I believe it."

The man's voice was low, and his laughter sounded suave and teasing, making his ears slightly hot from licking.

Hearing that the girl believed in the same way, Li Mufeng smiled for a while, and then retracted the excessively upward curve of the corners of his lips, but there was still a little smile between his brows and eyes, like the silk and bamboo that lingered for three days after the music stopped.

"Xian'er doesn't want her to retire," Li Mufeng slowly added drama to Feng Ling, "In the past, I didn't want human flesh to appear, just to protect everyone to have a safe environment to play. Now Yehe Shuangling just lost his head for a while. Xian'er doesn't want her to be forced to feel uneasy for years."

The natural enemy of the green tea whore is the white lotus, besides the natural blackness. Before the other party pretends to be the victim, the white lotus has already taken all the blame away, sanctified other people's old mother, and robbed other people's scenes, leaving others with no play Can act.

Feng Ling just happened to be naturally black with a white lotus face, Director Li couldn't stop writing the script, "Can you help solve it together, originally it was to avenge Xian'er, but it turned out to make people feel guilty..."

"We are willing!" The girls were immediately moved by Bai Lianhua's fearless dedication.

The male god father knew what was ahead, but he was willing to accept those blames for other people's mistakes.

When they looked at Feng Ling again, that paralyzed face was automatically coated with a layer of holy light, and the previous perfunctory was completely sublimated into a god's helpless connivance and forgiveness for the world he loves.

When Liu Hua and Shen Quan came back, they saw a circle of girls surrounding their two adults, plotting something.

After briefly asking why, Liuhua distributed the cake he bought after queuing for half a day to his sister, and suggested, "Send a video explaining it, and just send a New Year's gift along the way."

Shen Quan also agreed. He often played this trick when he was an anchor fan fighting with others. As long as he put the pot on his back, a small gift can quickly divert attention.

After all, being able to pinch it is mainly due to the maintenance of their own idols. When the idols themselves hope to calm things down, the fans will naturally smile and wipe away their grievances.

"It's best to be careful with the gift, the more thoughtful the better the effect," Shen Quan suggested based on experience, "Actually, I think it's good to write in big handwriting."

"No, it's not low-key," Li Mufeng vetoed it.

His Xian'er doesn't like to show his face, posting videos online is too ostentatious, which can easily destroy the comfort of a semi-reclusive life. He can spend more energy, and his dreams can be postponed a little bit, but he must not make Xian'er feel uncomfortable at all. is his bottom line.

Knowing what Li Mufeng was worried about, Feng Ling's brows and eyes softened for a moment, she gently shook the man's big cold hand, shook her head and said, "Until your wish comes true, it won't take too long to make trouble."

Li Mufeng was silent for a while before compromising, and discussed with several people the method with the least impact and the best effect.

After finalizing the plan, several girls asked to follow Li Mufeng and the others on Weibo so that they could help forward it.

"Sorry, I don't understand high technology."

"Xian'er doesn't play with these things."

Li Mufeng and Feng Ling spoke almost at the same time, and they both laughed softly after speaking.

This tacit understanding.

How many times have you spoken at the same time, expressing the same meaning in different words?

"The one who follows me, we are always together," Li Mufeng set up a few times on Weibo and called up the QR code.

When it came to Shenquan and Liuhua, the girls boiled a little again.

There is a lesson from the girl with a ball head, this time they all controlled the volume, a black long straight wearing a light blue sheepshearing coat, asked in surprise, "I watched you for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be a sparrow."

She scanned the QR code before she dared to confirm that the other party was really her fan.

"Sure enough, the male god and the male god know each other." When the round-faced girl swept to Liuhua, she found that the other party was the Shuangfeng CP writer Mao Ye who she followed, and she couldn't help but lamented how small the world was.

"Xian'er, turn around, the video recording has started," Li Mufeng turned on the camera without giving Feng Ling any time to prepare.

"?"

Clearly recording the expressionless young man's slightly stunned reaction, the man smiled softly, "The hyacinths are waiting for the family training."

"..." Feng Ling tried to make herself look more skilled in acting, but failed.

This time, there is no character like a timid girl who is afraid of ghosts to rely on. He doesn't know which direction to play, so he has to keep his face paralyzed and finish his lines in a flat and calm tone.

After filming the video, seeing her acting skills on Li Mufeng's bracelet, which is not even considered a general, Feng Ling was silently worried about the success rate of the solution.

Who can be fooled by such a sloppy apology?

Feng Ling watched Li Mufeng post Weibo in confusion, watched Li Mufeng explain to the girl that he deliberately didn't like Aite and the others, so as not to cause trouble for them, and finally followed Li Mufeng home to wait for the result.

in the living room.

Liu Hua and Shen Quan packed up the loot while gossiping about the six girls they met last today.

"I saw those six humans looked very familiar, and I thought they were together," Shen Quan carefully arranged the scarves according to the shades of color, and casually complained that the humans could chat so well even though they didn't know each other. See you later.

Liuhua didn't understand this very well, so he didn't talk to him.

Li Mufeng just opened Weibo, heard Shen Quan's complaints, and said with a smile, "A little bit of common sense knows that it is unbelievable for six human girls to go shopping together."

"It's not a harem light novel, or traveling with a group. Generally, four girls are the upper limit when shopping."

Girls are amazing creatures.

They like to gather in groups, whether it is shopping or going to the toilet, they like to invite friends and go in groups.

But while they are afraid of being alone, they also have a limit on the number of people.

The differences in personalities among the girls allowed them to form small circles within the scope of their own sharpness, and the upper limit of the number of members in these small circles was usually four.

Therefore, it is not unreasonable to say that many university dormitories are configured as four-person rooms.

Feng Ling has no one to follow, and no one to be followed. She has never been on Weibo, which seems troublesome. Naturally, she doesn't know what the follow-up of that video will be.

At this time, seeing the man opened Weibo to follow up the trend, the young man immediately came over to watch with a teacup.

Li Mufeng turned sideways to let Feng Ling sit closer. By the way, he also expanded the holographic virtual screen to the size of two A4 sheets, so that two people can watch it together.

"1, 2, 3... 6, 7, 8, eight digits, one, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand... ten million," Feng Ling counted the following numbers one by one, "There are more than 1000 million retweets ?”

Inspired by Feng Ling's gesture of counting orders of magnitude with his fingers, Li Mufeng pinched the cute cheek which was different from the cold appearance, smooth and soft to the touch, and now he understood what Xian'er meant when he said that he was not good at math, he was a bit silly, But cute.

"There will be more," the man said in the second half of the sentence that you can't have a concept of the extent of your troubles, and only smiled with a bit of teasing.

Hearing it will increase again, thinking about her zero-style acting skills, Ruan Lingyu's terrifying words kept flashing in Feng Ling's mind, and suddenly she didn't really want to read the comments below.

He didn't know how miserable it would be to be sprayed, and it didn't hurt to be sprayed, and it would be counterproductive if he tricked Xianlu into blackmail.

Li Mufeng didn't know what Feng Ling was thinking, so he directly commented down.

In fact, even if he knew, he was more puzzled, what life had done to his Xianer, made him so unconfident, and felt that he was not welcome.

The content of the comment was completely different from what Feng Ling thought, and his attitude was completely different from that group of fairy old men. Every time they saw him, they would think that he was a mortal who accidentally bumped into the King of Hades, and they were afraid to avoid it. But everyone rushed to cooperate.

It doesn't matter if your acting skills are poor, we are blind.

Qianduixue: I turn a blind eye to those who should cooperate with your performance... Bah, I sang it wrong, I did my best to perform, you are so good-looking, and you can say anything, hurry up, use your family training to apologize to this baby.

Nanyou Qiaomu: I was on the scene who saved the earth, the father of the god was crying softly, the real person is better than in the video, the interaction between Boss Li and the father of the god is super sweet

Tomb Tomb: Quickly use family instructions to comfort the scared baby

Youyou Wosi: I, the one who saved the solar system, was also there, and Boss Li was suave and flirtatious. By the way, I want to show off that there is no need to draw a lottery, and this baby also has family training.

Some sisters even compiled the text version of the video, so that friends who have run out of traffic can participate in the lucky draw together.

One: Xian'er, turn around, the video recording has started

Zero (unresponsive): ? ? ? (Voice-over, tilting head and crying expressionlessly, must make up when there is wireless)

One (laughs out loud): The hyacinths are waiting for their family training

Zero (with paralyzed face and sticky reading): Actually, Yehe Shuangling is acting with me, um, because Chinese New Year is boring, I want to show off my skills, please don’t blame her, this pot is mine, uh, I’m sorry, I’m scared everyone

silence for about ten seconds

One: gone?

zero: um

One: Don't praise the Hyacinths, but convey the love from Dad?

Zero: Not human flesh is very good, thank you everyone, and happy new year (voiceover, male god dad is really trying to think of lines)

After sorting out the text version of the sister paper, according to the gossip that the boy's father's real name was pronounced "Feng Ling" and the name of Li Mufeng's Weibo, they were abbreviated as one and zero respectively.

As soon as the text version is published, the comments are posted faster.

The tautology is under my body: ok ok, I will give you the blame, and I will forgive you if you give me a family training. By the way, thank you for the text commentary

Lie in vain and stop making trouble: From the text, it can be seen that the male god father has really worked hard, but the New Year without family training is not happy, thank you again for the commentary sister

Sanqian: By the way... no one found out why Li Yiyi made it, Lingling and he would... (I wonder why I smiled from my aunt)

Huaxi Li: I, who just saved the Milky Way, will tell you the truth that I heard at the scene. Li Yiyi said that they have been together all this time, so I don’t need to say more later.

Li Yi: I am Xian'er's tenant and protection object

Three Thousand: Damn, it was a flop!The male god father must be watching by the side, and I will secretly send me home instructions

Everyone looked at you and you were right, and showed great tolerance and kindness to Feng Ling's remarks, and stopped paying attention to Yehe Shuangling.

However, as the number of comments increased, the focus of attention became more and more crooked. From Feng Ling's clothes to tattoos, to the two IDs of Aite, they were picked up again.

When the topic of tattoos was mentioned, many people expressed that they wanted to get the same tattoos, pretending to be a couple tattoos, but the girl they met in the mall replied that they had exactly the same symmetrical position on Li’s face, and they were couple tattoos, and they were well spread out. A handful of dog food.

Seeing the couple's tattoo, Feng Ling looked at Li Mufeng beside him with some unease, and said seriously, "We must clarify as soon as possible that this is not a couple's tattoo."

Li Mufeng's heart suddenly twisted, "Why?"

Feng Ling replied seriously, "If the girl thinks you and I are a couple, you won't be able to find a wife. Gu Xici said, I can't be your partner. It's very pitiful for you to be single all your life."

"..." Very well, Gu Xici can die, teammate pig.

"Don't listen to cigarettes, this kind of thing is not a fish," Li Mufeng quickly explained, "I only want you, I am not pitiful, only you and I can define."

Feng Ling breathed a sigh of relief, "Well, yes, because of me, Yi Zhiling was scolded a little bit, I'm sorry."

It is said that even if human beings curse every day that their predecessors are not as good as their predecessors, they can't help but feel sad when they hear that their predecessors are not doing well.

"Xian'er, I am a person, whether you say it is fickle or unfeeling, I treat feelings very simply." Li Mufeng guessed that there should be some ex-story on the Internet in Feng Ling's mind, and said his love with a smile Look at it, lest the daughter-in-law make up her mind, "There are only two ways for my lover, either one, vigorous and vigorous, dedicated my soul with all my strength, or zero, nothing involved, and the bridge returns to the bridge and the road returns."

"Yi Zhiling and I, I tried my best to keep her. I have no regrets, no regrets, and never owed her. We broke up. The past grievances and grievances have been wiped out. From now on, the rest of her life, rain or shine, has nothing to do with me."

"She caused this incident by herself. Everyone should be responsible for their words and deeds. You and I just did what we should do."

"So don't worry about it." So don't think about her, just think about me.