[Bungo Stray Dogs] After offering sacrifices to heaven, I actually traveled through time

Ignoring Osamu Dazai's ruthless ridicule, I knelt down and looked at Mr. Cat, who was hiding in the corner, the fur all over his body exploded instantly, as if saying, "Stay away from me."

"Mr. Cat!" I took out the dried fish in my bag and poured out a little, and slowly pushed the lid full of dried fish to Mr. Cat. "I'm sorry, I didn't do anything lightly or seriously, and I will definitely not do it next time."

"Meow." Teacher Cat sniffed the dried fish vigilantly, took a bite, and let out a satisfied cry.

That should mean forgive me, right?

"There is one more thing to give to the teacher." I quickly took out the cover and put it on Teacher Cat's tail.

!!!

Teacher Cat was so frightened that he killed the little fish he had just bitten on the ground, looked at the extra thing on the tail in puzzlement, and shook his tail.

--Snapped

The fleshy paws came towards my face, and there was a cat paw print on my face, Osamu Dazai looked at it and laughed out loud.

"Teacher, don't you like it?"

"Meow."

"Can't understand."

"Meow!" Teacher Cat seemed even angrier.

I don’t learn cat language, so I don’t know what the cat teacher is talking about. However, I don’t like what it did just now. I pondered for a while what the cat teacher wanted to express, and I was going to put on the cover just now. Take it off.

--Snapped

The hand that was just stretched out was beaten back.

The big round eyes stared at me, and I felt embarrassed, "Mr. Cat, if you don't like it, do you want me to take it down?"

It wagged its tail and jumped to the top of the wine cabinet, a place out of my reach, quietly watching everything below.

I think what Teacher Cat means is: there is no reason to take back the things you gave.

Although I didn't touch the cat, the purpose of coming out this time has been achieved. I stood up and patted the non-existent dust.

"Miss Shiraki is here to apologize to Teacher Kitty." Dazai Osamu suddenly said, "It looks like we met at the school festival last time."

"Well, yes, Teacher Cat came with someone else." I nodded.

"So that's it, you know? Every time a guest comes, Teacher Cat will take the initiative to give up the seat for the guest, very smart."

"I don't know. It's the first time I've heard of it. Is it possible that I'm about to become a genius?"

"This is really in line with Mr. Yamazaki's answering style." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

Every time I hear Dazai Osamu call me Mr. Yamazaki, I always feel that he will come up with some bad idea in the next second.

"...Call me Shiraki." I said with a frown.

"Huh, why? I quite like your name Yamazaki-sensei. The first time I saw your name in a manga, I immediately felt that I fell in love at first sight."

I looked a little weird, "Fall in love at first sight with a name?"

"Teacher, your name gave me the urge to die in love with you immediately. Isn't this just the legendary love at first sight?" Osamu Dazai was very intoxicated and said some terrible words.

"No, normal people don't think so."

"That's really a pity." Osamu Dazai said with some disappointment.

"What are you regretting? If normal people are like you, the human race is almost over."

"It's not bad if that's the case!" Osamu Dazai replied enthusiastically.

"..." Feeling suffocated for a while, this guy is hopeless.

"Not only this name, but you also have a name that made me fall in love at first sight." Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, "Sensei, you are really amazing. You are already a very good writer at such a young age. Yes. Right? Teacher Jutaro in the temple."