PK it?the kind that gets pregnant

In most games, the image of female characters is set to have big breasts, thin waist and long legs, and ancient games are no exception.

Ye Xingyu watched helplessly as Yue Yin Tianming undressed in front of him. The figure of the female Tangmen who took off the complicated retro clothes was even more enchanting. She stepped into the bathtub with her long legs and stretched her jade arms to play in the water. Wow, Ye Xingyu couldn't see it.

No wonder Yueyin Tianming plays female accounts, this is a great benefit for male players!

Color embryo!Human face and animal heart!Dressed beast!

Ye Xingyu didn't know how long it would take Yueyin Tianming to soak up his cultivation. If he washed for a few hours, would it be possible that he would stand here with him all the time?God, please give me another chance!Or if I'm a shark, I can do it!

While doing design, Zong Li hung up the phone to take a bath in the game. After 10 minutes, he calculated that the time should be about the same, so he switched back to the game screen and looked at the progress bar of the cultivation base, which was less than one-tenth of the time. .

Zong Li noticed something strange, and opened the home panel to look at the attributes. Sure enough, Feng Shui has changed, from the top "Purple Qi from the East" to the worst "Three Evils".

In the home system of "Wuhun", in addition to the fact that heroes can freely enter and leave each other's homes, players can also give their friends on the Jinlan spectrum the permission to enter the house. Zong Li's Jinlan spectrum is all people from Xuanxiao Pavilion, So he opened the gang channel to ask about the situation.

[Gang] Yueyin Tianming: Who came to my house today?

[Gang] Young Master Wuyou: I didn't, you reminded me that I haven't taken a shower today.

[Gang] Yeguiren: I haven't been there.

[Gang] Zuimeng Tianya: I went there in the morning, what's the matter?

[Gang] Yueyin Tianming: Have you moved anything?

[Gang] Zuimeng Tianya: No, I left after taking a shower, what happened?

[Gang] Yueyin Tianming: It’s all right.

No one in the gang admitted that Zong Li directly manipulated the characters to get out of the bathtub, put on his clothes and went to the gate to find the butler. The butler had visitor records, so he could check who came and what they did.

[08:33:56] The player Zuimeng Tianya came to visit and bathed in the rosewood inlaid gold tub in the bath room.

[08:45:33]The player Zuimeng Tianya leaves.

[15:22:45] Player Ye Luo came to visit silently, moved the yellow pear wood three-legged round stool in the flower hall, the blue and white porcelain vase with dragon and phoenix on the antique shelf, and the pictures of ladies on the wall, knocked down the flower shelf, and broke a small Porcelain bowl...

Zong Li fell silent after reading the visitor record. Is this person planning to enter his house to demolish the house?

The most important thing is that there is no record of Ye Luo leaving silently in the visitor record, so he should still be at his home.

On Ye Xingyu's side, seeing Yue Yin Tianming leaving the bath room after taking a shower, he was about to come out and slip away quietly when he breathed a sigh of relief, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of the figure of the woman in white who was going back and forth, he was so frightened that he quickly went back to the screen Hide behind.

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: Come out, I know you are here, don't hide.

Ye Xingyu was puzzled: Who was he talking to?

[Current] Yueyin Tianming: How long are you going to hide?

There was no sound in the huge house. It seemed that someone was about to pretend to be dead. The corner of Zong Li's mouth twitched, and he pressed the keys one by one, slowly typing out two words.

[Current] The moon is hidden and the sky is bright: the leaves are falling?

Damn, he was talking to me!When was I discovered? !

So embarrassing!Why don't you just go offline!

Ye Xingyu had an ostrich mentality, and stubbornly hid behind the screen and refused to show up, but Zong Li guessed that he wanted to forcefully log off, so he immediately typed to stop him.

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: You are here, why don't you go offline without saying hello?

Fuck, how did he know that I was going offline? Is he the roundworm in my stomach?

Forget it, if you can avoid the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day, you will have to face what you have to face, Ye Xingyu resigned to his fate.

The black-clothed knight came out of the bathing room slowly, dejectedly, even the light of the long sword in his hand dimmed.

Zong Li's eyebrows twitched, how dare this person hide in the bathing room and watch him take a bath?What kind of fetish is this?

[Currently] Ye Luo Wusheng: I just passed by and stopped by to have a look. Your house is well decorated. Do your best, I'll go first.

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: Not busy.Come in to have a look, including moving the round stool in the flower hall, the vase on the antique shelf, the painting on the wall, knocking over the flower stand, breaking a bowl, and peeking at me taking a shower, right?

[Current] Ye Luo Silent: How do you know so clearly?Could it be that you have security surveillance at home? [scratches head]

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: There is a record on the butler's side.

[Currently] Ye Luo Silent: ...I see.

[Current] Yueyin Tianming: Are you planning to smash my house?

[Currently] Ye Luo Silent: No.

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: That's it?

[Currently] Ye Luo Silent: Really just passing by...

[Current] Yueyin Tianming: Fengshui is also made by you?

[Currently] Ye Luo Silent: ...Yes.

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: What exactly do you want to do?

Ye Xingyu: What do I want to do?I don't want to do anything!Now I regret it, I regret it very much, I regret it very much!

[Current] Ye Luo Silently: I really didn't do it on purpose, I just touched the stool by hand, I didn't expect to change the feng shui of your house.I tried to change it back, but unfortunately failed, how about it, I will pay you a house from the East, do you think it is okay?The whole big world is your choice!

Zong Li could imagine the embarrassment of the blond boy sitting in front of the computer and frowning at a loss, his moist almond eyes should be filled with innocence and remorse, which is unbearable to criticize.

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: It sounds good.

Judging from Yueyin Tianming's typing tone, he didn't seem particularly angry. Ye Xingyu felt that he should be able to accept the conditions he offered.

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: It's a pity that I only like the set by the West Lake, and I don't want the others.

Ye Xingyu breathed a sigh of relief just now, can you finish what you said at once!Don't say half and leave half!

[Current] Ye Luo Silent: Then what do you want to do?

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: Either compensate me for the exact same set, or restore it to the original.

No. 001 of West Lake is the only set of mandarin duck swords. How could Ye Xingyu compensate him for the same set? He can only find a way to repaint him as purple. He Yue was able to draw out the purple energy!

[Currently] Ye Luo Silent: Okay, then you wait, I'll brush it for you.But I'm unlucky today, I can't brush it out, I'll come back next time.

How could Zong Li not know that he was looking for an excuse to slip away, the white-clothed woman stopped in front of the hurried black-clothed knight with a teleportation skill, and waved a folding fan carelessly in her hand.

[Current] Yueyin Tianming: Wait a minute, let me be clear, when is the next time?

[Current] Ye Luo Silent: What, are you in a hurry?

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: I just remind you that you can come in now because we haven't made up yet, maybe next time.

Damn, I actually forgot that there is still this stubble.

[Currently] Silent Yela: What can you do?

Zong Li rubbed his finger on the mouse twice, typed a line in the chat box, thought about it but didn't send it, deleted it and typed it again.

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: Before Ziqi comes out, come here every day to help me tidy up the garden.

[Currently] Ye Luo is silent:? ? ?

[Current] Yueyin Tianming: Regularly tidying up one's home can help increase the chances of getting the best Feng Shui, don't you know?

Yueyin Tianming actually asked him to be a gardener, weeding and watering flowers for his house?It would be better than killing him with a sword!

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!

[Current] Ye Luo Silent: Impossible, impossible!

[Current] Yue Yin Tianming: Are you sure?

[Current] Ye Luo Silent: Definitely and definitely!

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: Yes, but if you don't get the purple energy for a day, the two of us can't divorce for a day, unless you want to be married to Jinlan with me.

[Currently] Ye Luo Silent: ...

Ye Xingyu felt that he had boarded a pirate ship, and he was the one who caught up.

If he can't help Yueyin Tianming get Ziqi Donglai, no matter if he can't divorce or marry Jinlan, what face will he have when he goes back to face the brothers in Xiaoyaolou, and he really doesn't have to mess around in the game in the future!

Isn't it just weeding and watering a flower!He endured this tone!

[Currently] Ye Luo Silent: I agree, but there is a request.

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: What?

[Current] Ye Luo Silent: You are not allowed to tell others about this!

[Currently] Yueyin Tianming: Yes.

[Current] Ye Luo Silent: Words are unfounded, you swear!

[Current] Yueyin Tianming: When did I lie to you?

Ye Xingyu was at a loss for words, no, but was it his illusion?Why does this sentence sound weird?

Really beeping dog.

[Currently] Ye Luo Silently: All right, after all, I was at fault for this matter, and I should help you with these things. I'll go outside to water your flowers now.

Ye Xingyu figured that it was afternoon, so he could get away with it while there were few people in the game. The knight in black went to the garden, rolled up his sleeves, picked up the bucket and did it.

The woman in white came out, and stood quietly by the door, watching her husband work hard in the garden, ignoring the IDs of the two, it was really a beautiful picture of a husband singing and a wife following, and the years are quiet.

While Ye Xingyu was working hard to help Zong Li tidy up the garden, suddenly a player jumped up on the garden wall. He came here to admire the name of the first mansion in the game, but he didn't expect to see such a strange picture. Scenes.

[Current] Jianghu Xiaoxia: Damn it!

As soon as Ye Xingyu saw a figure appearing, he immediately had a bad feeling. Sure enough, before he had time to stop the person and "kill the mouth", the person ran away excitedly.

[World] Jianghu Shrimp: Big news!It turns out that Ye Luo and Yue Yin got married for real!

[World] Immortal Cuiding: Don't spread rumors, OK?Didn't Xuanxiao and Xiaoyao come out to refute the rumors?Leave as soon as the time comes.

[World] Jianghu Xiaoxia: Really!If you don't believe me, come to West Lake to see by yourself, Ye Shen is helping to water the flowers at Luna's house!The two are in love!I've taken a screenshot!Now go post it!

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