PK it?the kind that gets pregnant

Qin Jiu dragged Ye Xingyu and Zong Li into the Internet cafe near the school, asked for a private room, and the four of them sat side by side.

Zhao Zhihuan didn't play games, and turned on the computer to do the sixth-level test questions. Qin Jiu enthusiastically helped Zong Li open the "Wuhun" client, and then taught him to register the game. Just do it."

Zong Li and Ye Xingyu looked at each other. His mobile phone number has already been registered, and once he logs in, it will be revealed that he is a matter of the moon hidden in the sky.

"What's the matter? Enter your phone number." Qin Jiu urged aside.

"Have you forgotten your mobile phone number?" Ye Xingyu was quick to help Zong Li out of the siege, and Zong Li nodded understandingly.

Qin Jiu wondered: "Can I forget my mobile phone number?"

Ye Xingyu: "What's the matter, I don't need to call my mobile phone, I forgot to be normal."

Qin Jiu took out his mobile phone and said to Zong Li: "Then you use your mobile phone to call my mobile phone, so that you will know your mobile phone number."

"He lost his phone!" Ye Xingyu made another plan.

Qin Jiu scratched his head: "Lost it? I just saw him answering messages with his mobile phone."

Ye Xingyu said affirmatively: "I just lost it, I lost it on the road just now." He pushed Zong Li down, winked at him, "Isn't it?"

Zong Li coughed, "Yes, I just lost it."

Ye Xingyu spread his hands: "Then there is no other way, Xiao Jiu, although I know you really want to play games with him, but you can't register the game without a mobile phone number, let him go back first, and take him to play again when there is a chance next time. "

"Hey, it's not a big deal if you forget your phone number or lose your phone!" Qin Jiu waved his hand and pointed to Zhao Zhihuan who was wearing earphones and listening as if no one was listening, "You forgot? We still have Xiao Zhao! I I borrowed his mobile phone number to register a small account before, and I have reached the full level, so I can just use it."

Ye Xingyu: "..."

Qin Jiu is a bastard eating a weight - he is determined to play games with Zong Li.

Ye Xingyu said with a headache, "Xiao Jiu, don't make trouble. Zong Li is not interested in playing games. He still has something to do. You can let him go back."

Qin Jiu asked Zong Li seriously: "Really? Are you not interested in games?"

Zong Li nodded against his will, Qin Jiu said disappointedly: "Then you are not interested in our Xiaoye?"

Zong Li glanced at Ye Xingyu and remained silent.

Seeing Zong Li's expression, Qin Jiu thought it was funny, and incited, "Since you want to chase Xiao Ye, you must play a game!"

Ye Xingyu couldn't stand listening, and asked, "What is the necessary connection between the two?"

Qin Jiu knocked on the table and turned into a love instructor: "Of course, you understand the principle of Ai Wu and Wu, right? Xiao Ye likes to play games, you play with him, take the opportunity to show courtesy or something, you can win him down ?”

"Qin, Jiu!" Ye Xingyu propped his elbows on the table, pointed at Qin Jiu unbearably, and said word by word, "Is there anyone who sells teammates like you?"

Qin Jiu ignored Ye Xingyu's accusation, and said to Zong Li in a sincere tone: "The decision is up to you, it depends on whether you care about our little Ye."

With this big hat on, Zong Li felt that if he insisted on not playing, his status in the hearts of Ye Xingyu's roommates would probably take a turn for the worse, and he would be directly passed off from the list of suitors. Backfired.

Zong Li and Ye Xingyu exchanged helpless looks, "Let me try it."

"Nice!" Qin Jiu quickly helped Zong Li enter the account password, and chose the Yuanyangdao server to enter the game. A character appeared on the login interface, which was actually a female Tang clan, but the ID of this female Tang clan surprised Ye Xingyu.

"Pfft!" Ye Xingyu almost burst out laughing, pinched his thigh before holding back, "Qin Jiu, when did you build such a small cell? Why is it called this?"

"This is enough to be ridiculed." Qin Jiu said narrowly, "'Yueyin Tianming is my son', the degree of ridicule is increased to MAX, and my trumpet was very useful when I was in a war of words with Xuangou and the gang. .”

At this moment, a young man whose ID is "Yueyin Tianming" smiles knowingly at the screen, because you don't know that one day you will meet Yueyin Tianming himself.

"It's just a game, don't take it seriously." Ye Xingyu pressed Zong Li's arm to comfort him, for fear that he would beat Qin Jiu.

Zong Li smiled at Ye Xingyu, signaling him to rest assured that he would not do anything to Qin Jiu, but asked Qin Jiu casually: "What is your game ID?"

Qin Jiu complacently said, "How about pouring wine in white clothes? Doesn't it sound nice?"

"White clothes pour wine." Zong Li repeated, very good, he remembered.

Qin Jiu said: "If you don't like this name, you can change it, and the money for changing the name card will be paid by Xiaoye."

"Forget it!" Ye Xingyu complained.

Qin Jiu put his hands on his hips: "Why did I pick it up? I gave this number to your friends, okay? It takes a lot of effort to practice to the full level."

"Okay, okay, thank you, and by the way, thank you and your family." Ye Xingyu logged into his game account, added "Yueyin Tianming is my son" as a friend, and then gave Zong Li a name-changing card, and said with a smothered smile, "Changing the name quickly."

"Don't worry, don't worry, think about what you want to change." Qin Jiu interjected again, "Should I change the couple's name or something? I think it's like this in games when it comes to love affairs, such as 'playful girl', 'heart-stealing boy' ’, you two should change it together.”

"Aren't you unorthodox? What a messy name." Ye Xingyu said, "I won't change it. My name is Ye Luo Wusheng."

Zong Li suddenly said: "In fact, I think the ID 'Yue Yin Tian Ming' matches well with "Ye Luo Silent"."

Ye Xingyu turned to stare at him in disbelief:? ? ?Can you say such shameless words?

Qin Jiu was even more overjoyed: "Brother, you really dare to say, do you know who this Yue Yin Tianming is?"

Zong Li's expression remained unchanged: "Who is it?"

Qin Jiu glanced at Ye Xingyu maliciously, shook his thigh and said, "Yue Yin Tianming, she is Xiao Ye's wife in the game."

The corners of Zong Li's mouth curled up slightly: "Oh?"

"Qin Xiaojiu, shut up!" Ye Xingyu really wished he could use a piece of cloth to cover Qin Jiu's big mouth, it's not over yet!

Qin Jiu patted Zong Li on the shoulder: "But you don't have to take it to heart, it's a lie, the truth is that Yueyin Tianming is the leader of our rival gang, Xiaoye's mortal enemy, and I am a greasy and wretched middle-aged uncle, how could that be possible? It is worthy of our Xiaoye!"

Zong Li raised his eyebrows, and looked at Ye Xingyu with a half-smile: "Greasy and wretched middle-aged uncle? Since it's a game, how do you know what he looks like?"

Ye Xingyu had a ghost in his heart, he was ashamed to see people, silently covered his face with his hands and turned away, and slapped Qin Jiu's big mouth countless times in his heart.

Qin Jiu added embellishment: "Xiaoye said, they had an offline PK date with a real person, and the old guy couldn't play with Xiaoye, so he just played dirty with pulling other people's network cables, hehe, don't let me meet, if I do--"

"What would you like if I met you?" Zong Li accepted his words, and clicked his finger on the mouse with great interest.

"Beat him like a rat and run away, shit!" Qin Jiu boasted brazenly, and at the end he laughed self-righteously, "Of course, what I'm talking about is in the game. It's illegal to beat people in reality. We all Civilized people."

Zong Li catered very face-savingly: "You must be very good in the game."

Qin Jiu raised his head and chest, and said triumphantly, "That is."

"Xiao Jiu!" Ye Xingyu couldn't bear to see his roommate pretending to be aggressive in front of the number one expert. He blushed for Qin Jiu, "Are you thirsty after talking so much, why don't you drink some water? I suggest you drink more Tonic Bilian, really, the Shenzhou spacecraft will be blown into the sky by you."

Qin Jiu finally realized that he seemed to be bragging, and scratched his forehead embarrassingly, "I hate Xiaoye, don't tear me down."

Zong Li right-clicked on the name change card he received, tapped a few times on the keyboard to change the name of the trumpet girl Tangmen—"Ye Luo Silent Little Follower", and then clicked OK.

Ye Xingyu soon received a message of apprenticeship.

[System]: Player Ye Luo's silent follower asks you to be his teacher.

"What name did you choose blindly?" Ye Xingyu stuttered when he saw this extremely embarrassing ID.

Qin Jiu looked at Zong Li's computer screen curiously, and praised: "Yes, yes, your ID is too good, and it is much more straightforward than those boys and girls. You can tell that you are Ye at a glance. Falling into the love of the Silent Great God."

"Are you willing to accept me as an apprentice?" Zong Li asked Ye Xingyu with a smile, his eyes were burning, and his tone was so affectionate as if he was asking "Will you marry me".

Ye Xingyu refused: "You changed your name, you are not childish."

Zong Li said lightly: "The name change card has a 72-hour CD once used."

Qin Jiu urged over there again: "Xiaoye, hurry up and accept the master-student application, we will take Zong Li to write the book, and there will be bonus rewards for the master-student team up together."

Ye Xingyu had no choice but to agree.

[System]: Player Ye Luowusheng's little follower has become your apprentice. Go to "Tao Li Tang" to receive the master-apprentice task to increase the intimacy value.

Looking at Zong Li again, his hands are so fast that he even wears the title of "Ye Luo Silent Disciple". Qin Jiu watched from the side and praised: "You don't look like you just played a game at all, you are very quick to pick up, let's go!" Come on, the two masters will take you to brush the book."

Qin Jiu teamed up with Zong Li and Ye Xingyu, and first flew to the dungeon NPC to open the dungeon. Zong Li had to pretend to be cute, so naturally he had to pretend that he didn't know how to pass the picture, so he stood there stupidly pretending to be at a loss.

"Master, what should I do next?" Zong Li pretended to be ignorant and asked Ye Xingyu for help. Ye Xingyu got goose bumps when he called "Master".This development is too weird!

But this can only be blamed on him shooting himself in the foot with a rock. Ye Xingyu snatched Zong Li's mouse resignedly, clicked on the teleportation point on the big map, and pretended to teach an old internal beta player how to pass the map, "Click the coordinates of the big map to Go where you want to go, get it? Fuck—”

What surprised Ye Xingyu was that just after "Ye Luo's Silent Little Follower" flew to the teleportation point and came out of the safe zone, blood suddenly flashed on the game screen, and the trumpet, who was originally dressed in rubbish blue and white clothes, was instantly killed and fell to the ground. , Then, two figures appeared next to the body of the little follower.

[Current] Feng Qianyin: What's wrong with calling it this kind of name, damn it.

[Current] Drunken Dream Tianya: Hey, little follower, I advise you to either change your name or delete your account, otherwise we will kill you every time we see you in Xuan Xiao Pavilion.