[One Piece] The long way home

When I sank to the bottom of the sea, I didn't look back at the revolving doors of my life, but if I have to say it, it is... I haven't finished the homework assigned by the head teacher.

Don't say that I'm dying of reality, because if this body is dramatically drowned, I will definitely die as soon as I return to reality!Well, being punished and scolded to death by the head teacher... Oh!By the way, I heard that Little A has already done it!He really deserves to be the top student of the famous X school.

In our room, it can also be said that it is one of the top ten in the grade ranking list, which is great!One of the things I am most proud of is making friends with Little A!

By the way, I forgot to say, I am already in my third year of high school! ! !

Just as I was still thinking about how to borrow homework from Little A tactfully and naturally, someone caught me up.

I felt like I was lying on the ground in a daze, and then I seemed to hear someone slapping my face constantly, Emma, ​​it hurts a little.

In the end, I felt my mouth being ripped open, then my mouth was cleaned, my heart was pumped, and finally...the kiss.

No, it's artificial respiration. Hey! ! !

I was so startled by this move that my hairs blew up, I jumped up suddenly, and then collided with that person's forehead.

"Na, Na, Nami?!!" I stammered at her, ignoring the pain on my forehead.

Nami clutched her forehead, and Lihua looked at me with rain, her expression was very aggrieved and helpless.

Nami wiped away her tears, returned to her queenly state, poked my forehead and said angrily: "Little Mio, you are too stupid, you jumped after Luffy fell into the sea, by the way, you too..."

I put my hands together pitifully, "I'm sorry! Please forgive me!"

"Hey!" Nami saw that I had a good attitude of admitting my mistakes, so she stopped talking about me.

"Little Mio, don't you know how to swim?" Nami asked suddenly.

I stood up, and just as Usopp was about to give Luffy artificial respiration, I stepped on Luffy's swollen belly, and then Luffy sprayed Usopp all over the face.

"Ah, like Luffy, I am a Devil Fruit user."

"No wonder..." Nami was surprised, and muttered something silently.

"By the way!" I turned around and asked a little embarrassedly, "Nami saved me just now, right?"

Nami didn't understand what I was going to say, but she nodded obediently.

I squeezed my hands, my cheeks were hot: "Yada~ Then let's make a promise with my body~"

Nami crossed her hands expressionlessly: "I refuse!"

"Forget it!" I instantly returned to my normal painting style.

"...It's too fast, let's struggle a bit!" Usopp complained.

Luffy just woke up, heard my words, and stared at Usopp.

Usopp said decisively to Luffy with the appearance of being fed three catties: "I also refuse!"

Luffy waved his hands blankly and said, "No, I just wanted to ask about my hat?"

Usopp: "..."

I pointed to the straw hat on the ground next to him.Luffy immediately put it on with a smile, and then faced the bad housekeeper who didn't know when he had wiped out all his subordinates and was still fighting with Sauron.

"Zoro!" Luffy stepped forward slowly and pressed his hat, "I want to fly him, you can't do it!"

At that moment, the atmosphere suddenly became heavy, like the calm before the storm, no one dared to take a big breath.

As if Luffy didn't feel it, he stood straight in front of us, and the sea breeze made our clothes rattle.

Sauron suddenly smiled, let go of the knife, "How dare you say that!"

When he passed by Lu Fei, "If you lose, just roll down and beg me."

"I will not lose!" It seemed to be an announcement, which was taken for granted.

Lu Fei punched the palm of his hand, his eyes suddenly changed, and his aura also changed, as if I was the only one who had been acting stupid before. 【wrong

Everyone present knew that Luffy became serious.

I sighed in my heart, the bad housekeeper really woke up the terrible monster this time!

After taking care of the bad housekeeper, Luffy was also bruised all over his body, but he didn't clamor for meat as before, but calmly looked at the unconscious man who was knocked to the ground, and said lightly:

"Partners or something, people like you can't understand!"

"You can even hurt your own partners, what kind of pirate captain!"

At this time, Usopp ran to Kaya who had been ignored by us all the time, and then gently picked up Kaya and ran back to the village to find a doctor, followed by the three little ghosts.

No wonder Kaya likes Usopp, he is indeed a nice person.However, if you don't say it directly to him, someone who is emotionally insensitive will not understand it.

Even Luffy didn't know that Empress Hancock liked him until two years later, Emma, ​​how slow this guy is.

Because I feel that it is not good to stand here with wet clothes. Although the clothes are half dry, I still feel that my body is sticky and seems to have a salty smell.

So we decided to go to Kaya's villa first, and Nami and Zoro left after arguing before we finished talking. Crooked, jump on me.

I quickly stabilized him, but I'm not so delicate and soft that I can easily push him down. Although I really want to, I still prefer to push others down than to be pushed down.

Because I'm a woman who wants to attack! ! ! 【self-weight

I hugged Luffy as hard as I could.Suddenly I remembered that Xiao A asked me, if a boy hugging a girl is a princess hug, then is it a prince hug if a girl hugs a boy? !

I don't think Luffy and I are princes, we are just dicks who like to be poor and happy.

Just like Usopp hugged Kaya, I hugged Luffy who had passed out and came to Kaya's villa panting.

Nami and Zoro, who were drinking black tea leisurely, twitched the corners of their mouths tacitly when they saw me looking tired like a dog and a certain douchebag sleeping soundly in my arms.

I suddenly saw Nami changing clothes, and then looked at my sweat-soaked shirt, looking at Nami with very forbearing and pitiful eyes.

Nami sighed and changed a suit of clothes from behind for me.

I say Nami is awesome!It can be magical!Could it be that her real identity is Balala the Little Demon Fairy? !

Nami gave me a chestnut and told me to change clothes.

When I opened the toilet door, I saw the decadent silver-haired man crying in the toilet holding "JUMP" forever...

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