After testing the reaction of five base friends who were stolen from their kisses

That night.

Song Yu nestled on the bed at home, an indescribable tingling sensation crawled all over his body from his toes, and finally gathered in his head, blasting into a blank space with a heat wave.

He sat up abruptly, stretched out his finger tremblingly again and opened the mailbox on the phone desktop.

The third email at [-]:[-].

"Song Yu, meeting you is the happiest thing since I went to college. When you kissed me before, I wish I had the courage to kiss back in a fair way."

Fourth email at ten forty.

"Song Yu, I'm already planning to give up on you, but why did you kiss me then..."

After watching it again, Song Yu still felt tingling pains in his head.

He refreshed the interface, closed his eyes, and opened them again, but the two new emails were still lying quietly on the phone.

When he received the second email at lunch today, he still thought that he would never encounter a more embarrassing situation than this moment in his life, but after receiving the third and fourth emails, Song Yu, this male college student who thought he was a straight and good boy in the 21st century, completely collapsed.

"Song Yu, I love you"

In fact, when Song Yu received the first anonymous confession email this morning, he had been born in the blink of an eye for 20 years, and now he is ecstatic that his peach blossoms are blooming.

As the saying goes, a boy who is eighteen or nineteen years old without a girlfriend is as filthy as a public toilet.

Song Yu, the boy in the public toilet who has been filthy for a year, on a Saturday morning, from the foreign language primary school girl who always took the same public class as himself, to the classmate who smiled at him in the class meeting The girl, and the coquettish senior who chatted with her all night when recruiting new students, with the idea that she would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go, she lusted after each one happily.

In the end, he even thought about the baby name of his future second child.

Senders of anonymous emails will not receive a reply.

But Song Yu felt that it was not easy for a girl to muster up the courage to express her heart to him. If he didn't express anything, he would feel frustrated in his relationship, and it would be a pity that he missed an opportunity to get out of the single.

The mailbox that received the email is the mailbox that comes with my QQ, this girl should have her own QQ account.After thinking for a long time, Song Yu opened the QQ space and typed a message to talk about it.

"Happiness may be waiting for us in the not-too-distant future, let us work together!"

He found another picture on Baidu with a dreamy pink filter and sent it out together.

Tsk tsk tsk, the true nature of a man, neither humble nor overbearing!The insider will know his own mind at a glance!Maybe he was so encouraged that he even revealed the true face of Mount Lu!

Song Yu silently praised himself in his heart.

But during lunch, the second anonymous email that shattered all dreams came.

Song Yu looked at Song Linmen and Wang Yanyan who were eating on the opposite table, quickly threw away the bowls and chopsticks, and ran into the toilet nervously.

"Song Yu, are you going to have a girlfriend? Although I know it's inappropriate to say this now, but I feel that if I don't say it, there may be no chance for everything... You kissed me that time, I really feel good Happy, Song Yu, in fact, I have always liked you, I don’t ask you to give me any response, I know that we may not even be friends if we say it, but I am so unwilling, I don’t want to regret it, I really like you... ..."

When he first saw the second email, Song Yu hadn't gotten out of the morning's blissful horseshoe, and for a moment he thought that his coquettish operation had blown up another admirer he had been hiding for many years.

But when he read the email again and wanted to savor it, he realized that something was wrong.

relative?It seems that I still have my first kiss... I have never kissed a girl before, right?

A terrible idea suddenly popped up in Song Yu's mind, and he hurriedly clicked on the message he sent in the morning.

Because not long after it was sent, there were only a few likes on that post, but there were quite a few laughing and joking comments. Even the senior sister who was identified by Song Yu as one of the suspects in the first email also commented District left a shadow.

But only... the five good friends who have the best time with me, no matter what I say on weekdays, no matter what I say, they always have a long talk in the comment area, today it seems that they have made some agreement together, No likes, no comments, everyone was silent.

Song Yu couldn't help but think of the game he played on a whim last Monday - to test his friend's reaction after being kissed secretly. He felt a wave of fear for no reason.

Counting the number of times the girl confessed to him in the past 20 years, and then thinking about the two anonymous confession emails and the details of getting along with his five good friends in daily life, his eyes became moist...

Song Yu stood in the toilet in grief for a long time, until Wang Yanyan waited at the dining table for a long time without seeing anyone, and then called him back with a golden voice.

At the dining table, Song Yu turned into an emotionless eating machine.

After the Song couple watched their son finish eating a piece of ginger the size of a thumb without changing his face, they finally got angry when he stretched his chopsticks towards a clean shaved fishbone.

"Song Yu! You went home two days a week after you were in college. Look at you running around during this meal, and even sitting down absent-mindedly. Don't you take us too seriously?"

Wang Yanyan and Du Juan cried out blood, and finally called back all the three souls and seven souls whose son had run away from home.

Song Yu put down his chopsticks, looked at his parents leisurely, and said:

"Dad, Mom, tell me, will your son... be killed by favor one day?"

Seeing Song Yu's stupefied look, Wang Yanyan felt anxious.

"Who gave you such a big face, but you still want to kill for love? Why didn't you say that you would be raped and killed?"

As soon as these words came out, Song Yu trembled twice visibly with the naked eye.

"Yanyan, why are you talking to your child?" Song Linmen hurried out to smooth things over, and stretched out his hand to comfort his wife who was jumping repeatedly on the verge of explosion, "Xiaoyu, did something happen to you? Don't be afraid, You talk to your parents, and we will help you solve it together."

Song Yu looked at his old father's kindly smiling face and felt like he was about to cry.

It seems that it is not easy for parents to intervene in this matter... What's more, according to Wang Yanyan's temperament, if she knows that she is teasing people everywhere, and now she does it like this, she will really break her leg and send her away. To rape and kill someone...

Thinking of this, he quickly said: "It's really okay Dad, I just didn't sleep well a few days ago. I'll go to sleep for a while and I'll be fine!"

After all, Song Yu ran into his room without looking back, and locked the door behind him.

"Kill you child! We can't control you now, can we?" Hearing the sound of the lock being locked, Wang Yanyan almost jumped up again.

Fortunately, after Song Linmen coaxed him softly for a long time, Song Yu finally escaped the catastrophe.

Song Yu went back to the room, closed the curtains, and found the root of all evil on the computer - the sneak kiss video that spoofed his friend.

He re-read it carefully.

I used to be so happy to watch and so happy to kiss, but now I regret it so much.

He pulled down the interface aimlessly, and was about to cry when he was stimulated by a high praise comment.

"What do you think... what if there is a little brother who has been secretly in love with the little brother who has been secretly kissed? Just think about it, I can make up a hundred thousand word sweet essay!"

Song Yu recalled his five gay friends with empty eyes, and felt that he didn't know if there were [-] words, and his writing would be at most an abusive essay. Let me ask you, how many seven-foot-good men in this world would wish How about getting married with your best friend?

Alas, trash video, ruining my youth, forcing me to become scum!

Just when Song Yu was immersed in infinite regret, the phone rang suddenly, and he picked it up to have a look.

It's Zhou Huo Shui! ! !One of the five gay friends who secretly kissed him!

Song Yu immediately felt that his mobile phone was like a hot potato, he couldn't hold it or throw it away, and his mind was spinning wildly.

Zhou Huoshui is the result of his parents swimming in the sea of ​​learning during college and accidentally falling in love.When he was born, his grandfather, who was a professor of the Chinese Department of the university, was angry and decided to give him the name "Living Water". .Although this son's appearance is beautiful and his name complements each other, his behavior is indecent, and even though the Yellow River is dirty, it is still hard to compare.Therefore, although the dormitory is separated by a wall, he and Song Yu still become good brothers who cherish each other and are in harmony with each other.

"Hey Lao Song! Why did you answer the phone? What do you mean by posting that? Are you really going to leave the order?"

As soon as he answered the phone, Song Yu was startled by Zhou Huoshui's voice from the microphone.

"I don't know whether to take it off or not... Anal prolapse is possible..." Song Yu felt that he was going to die.

"Huh? What do you mean? I didn't say it. It was agreed that whoever would get out of the order first would invite me to dinner. When will you invite me to dinner?"

The more Song Yu heard it, the more he felt that Zhou Huoshui should be his loyal 24K pure gold buddy. After thinking about it, he decided to make him the first person to share his troubles.

"Da Shui, actually, hey, do you still remember that I kissed you last week?"

"Ah? I forgot if you didn't mention it. What's the matter, are you infatuated with your father's soft cheeks?"

Ignoring Zhou Huoshui's coquettish words, Song Yu took a deep breath.

"It seems that... because of that, I was confessed to..., and there may be more than one person..."

"You are so coquettish, Song Yu, you actually kissed a girl??!"

Song Yu heard Zhou Huoshui ghost scream, and he replied leisurely:

"It's not too much water... I've kissed five men in total..."

Zhou Huoshui on the phone fell silent.

Just when Song Yu was about to hang up the phone, there was a loud roar from the microphone.

"It's awesome, brother! I'm here to wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years, little brother, hahaha!"

Song Yu finally dropped the phone.

He knew that Zhou Huoshui was reliable, and a sow could climb a tree!