Mr. Sand Sculpture

It was very dark at night, and an orange night light was lit in the bedroom.The quilt was freshly washed and smelled of lavender.Chen Yan and I were lying on the same bed. According to the description in a certain 18X novel, we should be upside down in this atmosphere, not knowing what the world is.

But the reality is that I am leaning against the head of the bed, watching "The Complete Works of Marx and Engels".This book is too profound, my eyelids are shaking, and I don't have any evil thoughts in my mind except sleep.

However, if I fell asleep watching "The Complete Works of Marx and Engels", it would seem that I am an overbearing president who is uneducated and empty-minded.I had no choice but to cheer up, put on an earphone, and secretly listen to the emotional story of Little Star and Wang Batian to refresh myself.

[The little star entered Wang Batian's house and made up his mind to seduce him.At night, the little star got a chance to share the bed with Wang Batian, and lay next to Wang Batian nervously.As the patriarch of the Nicholas family, the sweetheart of Princess Ai Tubie, and a descendant of the Holy Roman Empire, Wang Batian naturally reads a lot of poetry and books.Wang Batian has the habit of reading before going to bed, and today is no exception.The little star waited for a long time, but the domineering president was still reading.The little star felt that he should take the initiative to attack, mustered up his courage, sat up, reached out and touched Wang Batian——]

I was instantly refreshed.

【—— Switch on the desk lamp next to you, and whisper: "Baba, it's too late, go to bed."】

I was instantly sleepy again.

Chen Yan lay on his side on the pillow and looked up at me: "Mr. Xu, what are you listening to?"

"Maxim's "Exodus", the background is the story in the "Old Testament", a strategic shift of the Hebrews indirectly led by God."

I was talking nonsense with Chen Yan, even if Empress Nuwa gave him ten clever brains, she would never have thought that what I was listening to was the love story of Wang Batian.

Chen Yan: "Can I listen to it?"

Why is he so direct? Shouldn't he first praise me, Mr. Xu, for his profound knowledge?Fortunately, I was prepared. I switched apps when Chen Yan asked me, Hello Kugou.

I generously handed him my earphone.

Chen Yan put on the earphones, listened for a while, and smiled meaningfully: "Mr. Xu's taste is really extraordinary."

I thought there was something in his words, so I put on the other earphone suspiciously.An electronically synthesized sound poured into my earholes, and I was full of enthusiasm: "Now, turn on your stereo and enjoy Lu Benwei's music! Everyone stand up, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get!!"

It's over, my little secret is out.

This makes me how can I speak bullying words in front of Chen Yan in the future?His impression of me is probably based on Ximen Daguanren, Yin Zhiping, and Huang He, plus Zhao Benshan.

I seem to hear my own broken voice.

Chen Yan was still looking at me with piercing eyes, which made me feel embarrassed and my face was a little hot.

I thought I couldn't lose face anymore, put down Max in my hand, turned to look at him, and pretended to be calm: "You..."

I wanted to ask Chen Yan, "What are you looking at?", but he suddenly stretched out his hand and squeezed my face: "Mr. Xu, you are blushing."

Where is the ground seam, drill for me!

I didn't know what to say for a while, so I simply turned off my mobile phone, lay on the bed with my back to Chen Yan, and turned off the small desk lamp: "I'm asleep."

"Mr. Xu?" Chen Yan stretched out his hand to grab me, "Mr. Xu, are you busy recently? That's why you listen to ghost songs to relax?"

"Ah."

Right, that is it.

It's not because of my personal preference.

Chen Yan also stretched out his hand to grab me. In this situation, the scene in the novel emerged in my mind. Is Chen Yan, a little star, finally going to seduce me, Xu Batian?

What a joke, I, Xu Batian, have a firm will, how can he easily seduce me?I want to see what tricks this little thing has, come on, use them on me, and see how he can impress my hard-hearted heart.

I ignored Chen Yan, and he continued to pick and pull me. From the analysis of the frequency of movements, he must be very anxious.In the mood of "loving" him, I asked with concern: "What's wrong?"

Chen Yan: "Mr. Xu, you took all the quilt away, and I didn't cover it."

I:"......"

Alas, passion is always annoyed by ruthlessness.

I turned around and covered Chen Yan with the quilt.The moonlight outside the window was very shallow, only enough for me to see his face: "What time is your flight tomorrow?"

"09:30." Chen Yan's voice was very soft.

"I'll see you off tomorrow." I said.

"En." Chen Yan raised the corners of his lips, showing me a gentle smile.I like to see the way he smiles, I don't know why, when he smiles, I'm happy.

I changed my mind and thought again, Chen Yan is young, five years younger than me.As a little-known newcomer, he is playing the male lead of a famous director and big production for the first time. It is inevitable that there will be a few lemon spirits in the crew who are incompetent and mad, and something may happen.So he asked him: "If someone in the crew bullies you, tell me."

Chen Yan nodded slightly, as if he didn't take my words to heart, but asked: "Mr. Xu, will you visit me?"

"Yes, of course." I didn't hesitate.

"Then I'll wait for Mr. Xu." Chen Yan yawned and closed his eyes.He should be the kind of person who can fall asleep when he touches the pillow, and he met Zhou Gong in less than 3 minutes.

I looked at Chen Yan's sleeping face and shouted in my heart:

and many more!

Why did you just sleep like this?

We're all lying on the same bed, won't you seduce me?

Forget it, in terms of feelings, there must be someone who takes the initiative.Since Chen Yan is so reserved, it doesn't matter, if he is shy in the future, it's not impossible for me to seduce him.

I slowly held Chen Yan's hand, took a mouthful of fresh tender tofu, felt satisfied, and fell asleep with his arms in my arms.

In a daze, I had a dream.

When he opened his eyes the next day, Chen Yan's handsome face came into view first.He woke up earlier than me, sat next to me with a serious face, and looked at me with a slight resentment in his eyes.

what happened?

Did I light him up in my dream?

When I thought about how I would treat Chen Yan lightly, like this or that, I couldn't help hehehe...

"Mr. Xu, do you know that you are talking in your sleep?"

One sentence from Chen Yan shattered my unrealistic fantasy, and the alarm bells rang in my mind, so I sat up quickly: "What did I say?"

Chen Yan swallowed, with a troubled expression: "You really want to listen."

Seeing his appearance, I became even more curious: "You say."

Chen Yan thought for a while, and told me solemnly: "Mr. Xu said last night that I am clean and qualified to give birth to you. I have two children in three years, six in five years, including twins.

"Our first child is a daughter, you name her Xu Luban, I hope she is clever and bright; the second child is a son, you name him Chen Laozi, I hope he will become a great philosopher in the future; we The third..."

"Don't say it, don't say it!" I was almost tormented by the embarrassing cancer, wishing I could slap myself two big mouths, not talking about what should be said, and talking about what should not be said.

I shouldn't be fucking curious!

Mrs. Big Cucumber, your childbirth article made me suffer so much!

Chen Yan: "President Xu, why are you blushing?"

I avoided his sight, and the dead duck said stiffly, "Excellent... refreshed."

Chen Yan: "Why is it yellow again?"

I subconsciously answered: "Anti-cold wax."

Chen Yan burst out laughing.

I suspect that my mouth has blood feud with me.

Fortunately, Chen Yan stopped mentioning my mentally handicapped behavior, and his eyes fell on a photo on the bedside table.The photo is my high school graduation photo, and I am very conspicuous in it, not because I am handsome, but because I had a whim back then, and I raised my arms and compared my heart to the camera with the sand sculpture brother next to me.

Chen Yan called me: "Mr. Xu."

I tilted my head and was caught off guard by Chen Yan's kiss.He said: "I don't know when I can see Mr. Xu again. I want to keep it in mind so that Mr. Xu will forget me when the time comes."

At this moment, I instantly put my naive behaviors behind me and revived with full blood.There was only joy left in my heart, the little star Chen he finally couldn't hold back and seduced me!

Great opportunity, don't let it go to waste!

I also kissed him: "I can't forget you."

Chen Yan laughed: "Mr. Xu wants to see me off?"

Must ah brother!

I nodded: "Of course, wait for me to drive."

The temperature dropped today, and as soon as I changed my clothes and went out, the cold wind was like a vicious stepmother's hot big ear scraper, fanning me so hard that I couldn't find the north, south, east, and west.

Although I can't tell the difference between southeast and north.

Since I'm sending my partner out for a long trip, I have to wait in line, bring my A1 driver's license, and drive my Maybach with a bus license.This car is relatively long, so I gave it a nickname, "Long Pillar".

It suddenly occurred to me that even if I went bankrupt, with this A1 driver's license, I would still be able to drive and support him in the future.

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