Mr. Sand Sculpture

I'm Xiao Wu, and I'm in a panic right now.

Because I discovered the boss's secret.

I saw a photo of the boss and a man at the beach in my circle of friends.

The sky in the photo is very blue, and the sea is very blue.The boss and the man wore the same suit, even the rings on their hands were the same.The pose of the two is the same as taking a wedding photo.

wrong.

This is a wedding photo, right?

My boss ran off with a man!If these two people are not in love, I will write the word Wu upside down.

My mother-in-law, fourth uncle and grandpa, God, why did I have such a pair of eyes?I saw something I shouldn't have seen!If the boss finds out that I know his secret, how will I die?

Baidu, the top ten tortures include skinning, beheading, car splitting, all five punishments, Ling Chi, hanging, cooking...

When I was in a panic, I suddenly remembered that I was chatting with my colleague Xiao Zhang two days ago. She told me that the boss wanted to go to Africa to develop business, and she was thinking of arresting a few strong men and sending them there to explore the way.

ah!I dare to be exiled to Ninggu Pagoda!

I turned on the TV nervously, preparing to watch an issue of "Animal World: Africa" ​​to familiarize myself with the working environment in advance.

Unexpectedly, I also saw a familiar face on TV.It was a soda advertisement, and the man who kidnapped my boss smiled wickedly.

The remote control in my hand was scared off on the spot.

It's amazing, who is this brother, out of fear of the boss, I have a little more respect for him.

I think my boss is a very boring person, he always has a straight face, but he is about the same as my high school grade director at a young age.I still remember my colleague Xiao Zhang, who was so scared that he didn’t want to enter his office on the first day of work.

The man who can mess with my boss must be a real warrior.

I remembered that my younger sister loves star chasing, so I carefully cut out the photo that the boss posted on Moments, and sent it to her with the face of Brother Mengshi, and asked, "Do you know who he is?"

After a while, my sister called me and yelled, "Where did you get the photo? Isn't that my husband?"

I:"???"

Me: "Huh?"

Sister: "My husband Yun, oops, you don't understand, anyway... where did you get the photo?"

As a qualified secretary, I naturally wouldn't casually betray the boss's little secret.I told her: "I have an old classmate, she posted it in Moments because of her star chasing."

She: "Oh, I thought you knew him? I'll hang up if it's okay. "

I was relieved, fortunately I was smart enough to keep the boss's secret.

I thought about it again and again, and decided to buy some "Night Meng" and send it to the boss anonymously.After all, I have been with the boss for so long, and he is also very nice. Every time he said to deduct my salary, but he never really deducted it.

A little heart, to show loyalty.

"Animal World: Africa" ​​on TV also started.The scenery in Africa is good, the sun is big, there are grass and trees.The animals are also cute, including lions, leopards and hyenas.

When I saw the vast prairie, I couldn't help feeling sad, so I couldn't help opening a bottle of Erguotou.

Bitter wine hurts the throat.

Why did I find out the boss's secret?I was so annoyed that I suddenly became a sentimental coward without any appearance of a social elite and outstanding cadre.

I suppressed my sadness and opened the circle of friends on WeChat again, planning to tell my parents, my friends, and my drinking and meat friends that I was about to leave for Africa, so don’t worry about me.

However, I saw that the boss deleted that photo.

what!

I live!

I pretended I had never seen it, kept this little secret in my heart, and never asked anyone to tell it.

The author has something to say: there will be Xiaozhang in a while