Mr. Sand Sculpture

Except for the confirmation of the acquisition of Donglin Media, basically nothing major happened on this day.At 05:30 in the evening, I changed into clean clothes, told the secretary a few words, carefully packed the contract I got from Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and went to the place where I met Chen Yan.

This is a very popular hot pot restaurant. Chen Yan has reserved a seat in advance, but I came early and Chen Yan was still on the way.

There is a waiting area outside the hot pot restaurant, I sat down near the entrance, ate the free popcorn, and read the bloody love story between the boss and the little star.I couldn't help being surprised when I saw the devilish plot where the little star was pregnant with the boss's child and went abroad with his cousin, the crazy deputy director.

I rubbed my short-sighted eyes, turned back and looked at the copy, and it said "run with the ball" in black on a white background.

Oh my god, why is it a child's novel?

I quickly deleted it, so as not to have nightmares at night, yelling for Chen Yan to give birth to me.

So fucking scary.

Just as he was thinking, Chen Yan came in from the door.He is dressed very casually today, looks fresh and sunny, and his gestures are full of youthful spirit.

"Mr. Xu," he came to me, his clothes smelled of mild detergent, and he looked at me apologetically, "Sorry, I'm late."

"It's okay, I just came here for a while." I answered casually, picked up the popcorn in a paper bowl, stood up, "Go in."

Chen Yan responded, and his eyes fell on the half bowl of popcorn in my hand: "Mr. Xu likes this?" Before I could answer, he called the waiter, ordered two more bowls of popcorn, and said with a smile, "I like it." Just take more."

Chen Yan smiled at me again.

He is really good-looking when he smiles, and his facial features are all the way I like.I can eat three buckets of rice bravely just looking at this face, it's really beautiful and delicious.

"Mr. Xu?" Chen Yan probably saw me in a daze, and called me, "What's wrong?"

How dare I tell him what I just thought about being an idiot, it seems that I am too incompetent as a big president, and I am a rich man who can be easily seduced by beauty.

While it's true...

I shook my head: "It's okay, I think of something about work."

I'm not talking nonsense, getting Chen Yan into my hands is an important task at this stage of my life, and its nature is equal to work.

As soon as he heard that it was a matter of work, he stopped asking, but said: "Boss Xu is really dedicated."

But no, you have to be more dedicated to picking you up.

Chen Yan and I came to our seats and ordered a few dishes.There was steaming steam between us, he glanced at me, lowered his head and stirred the self-adjusting oil dish twice with chopsticks: "Mr. Join the group, go to Ancheng."

in such a hurry?

Hey, Ancheng is far away.Besides, he joined a filming group, so I haven't seen Chen Yan for a few months.I have to show him the contract before he goes.There are a lot of crazy bees and butterflies in the entertainment circle, if I don't hurry up, what will I do if he runs away with others?

When I thought of Chen Yan becoming someone else's cabbage, I felt sour in my heart, as if I had eaten seven or eight lemons.No, no matter what I say, I can't let him run away!

Out of my guts, I reached out to the briefcase next to my seat and took out the shameful contract.

To tell you the truth, when I saw the word [Baoyang] in bold bold in the title, I was scared.

How about I show him in 10 minutes?

At this time, Chen Yan asked: "Does Xu always want to show me something?"

How did Chen Yan know that I wanted to show him?

Forget it, don't care about the small details!

I straightened my back, put on a serious look, and solemnly handed over the contract to Chen Yan: "I want to discuss a big deal with you, the kind of long-term cooperation. I have written all the conditions in the contract in detail. Please also take a look. If you have any questions, you can ask them.”

Although I deleted all the excessive clauses in the contract, all that remained were requests to accompany me on the phone, chat with me, or hang out with me.But my heart was pounding, I lowered my head and didn't dare to look at Chen Yan's face, silently took a few pieces of toilet paper, lest he splash sour plum soup on my face in a rage.

I don't know how long it took, the beef louver in the pot was boiled into a small steel plate, rising and falling with the boiling water.

I heard Chen Yan say: "Mr. Xu, I have signed both copies. Would you like to take a look?"

what?

He simply succumbed to my silver prestige like this?

I raised my head to look at him, because of the steam, there seemed to be a layer of veil in front of his face, like a dream.

"But I have a doubt." Chen Yan frowned.

"What doubts?" I asked.

He handed me the contract: "I just want to know, the specific meaning of Article [-]?"

Article [-]?

What is Article [-]?

I took the contract, took a closer look, and wished I could jump into the boiling tomato base and drown myself.

[Article [-]: Party B is obliged to relieve the CEO's desire for sex,]

As soon as I saw the unique comma at the end of the text, I realized that this was my blind eye that deleted half a sentence, and accidentally left behind this tiger-wolf word that pollutes people's hearts.

I suddenly remembered that when I was a child, I went to the park with my father to play.Because there were so many people, I was confused, and kept calling other people's father from a long distance, until the passer-by turned around...

The embarrassment this time is no less than that I recognized the wrong father in broad daylight.

I have truly experienced what it feels like to sit on pins and needles, and I don't know how to quibble to restore the image. I can't say that the contract was copied, right?I thought about it, my forehead was sweating, and I simply smashed the jar and looked at him calmly: "That's what you think."

Heaven and earth witness, I will go to the ophthalmologist tomorrow!

"Oh." Chen Yan didn't say anything, and even picked up a chopstick of mutton for me, "Mr. Xu, according to the contract, do I want to stay at your house tonight?"

what?

Is it going so fast baby?

I glanced at the contract in my hand calmly, but couldn't find any relevant regulations.But Chen Yan's attitude didn't seem like he was teasing me, so I searched for it several times, only to see that the most inconspicuous bottom of the contract was written in tiny words: "This contract will take effect immediately after signing, and Party B shall cooperate with Party A to Sleeping together in bed, fulfilling the duties of mouth to mouth."

Absolutely.

Especially the last four words, even if they are blocked, it is difficult to conceal the strong aura of obscenity.

The back of my pervert went numb, and I was so embarrassed that I was about to die on the spot.I think my image in his mind is almost similar to the combination of the three elder brothers Ximen Daguanren, Yin Zhiping, and Jiangnan Tannery Huanghe.

I lowered my head to avoid Chen Yan's scorching gaze, quickly stuffed the two contracts back into my bag, threw down the sentence "I'm going to the bathroom", and fled in despair.

I went to the toilet, strode into the cubicle, locked the door, took out my phone and opened my reading software.The novels of Ba Zong Jinzhu are so vast that they fill my bookshelf.

I took a closer look and found that they were all written by an author named "I Eat Big Cucumber".

wrong.

Didn't I download the briefcase of Mrs. "I Eat Big Melon"?

Who is this big cucumber?

The difference between "I eat big melon" and "I eat big cucumber" is equivalent to "Huanggang Secret Scroll" and "Huanggang Secret Scroll".It was only then that I realized that I had chosen the wrong textbook, and a famous film and television line automatically appeared in my mind: "Big Cucumber, it was so dark that year, I think you are a big melon, maybe you were wrong from the beginning."

Damn.

I am powerless to rage.

Tonight, I will ask a private doctor to come to see my eyes!

I turned off the screen of my mobile phone, not seeing what I saw, and enlightening myself over and over again, Chen Yan even signed a contract with me, what does this mean?

It means that he approves of all these indescribable contents in the contract.

After comforting myself several times in this way, my mentality stabilized a bit.After tidying up his clothes, he sat down opposite Chen Yan again.

Chen Yan took a sip of sour plum soup and asked my opinion: "Mr. Xu, I'll go to your house after I go back to the apartment to pack my things?"

In the face of beauty, I was in a trance for a while, and a voice in my heart kept urging in my ear: "Don't think about it, just promise him, you bastard, it can be over!"

I can fuck.

I have a meeting at [-]:[-] tonight. The old prime minister who followed my father to the country is coming. His surname is Jiang. According to the rules, I have to call him uncle.He will be in charge of contacting Donglin Media and come to me to discuss specific matters.

This matter can't be pushed away, if you don't work, you won't have money, and if you don't have money, you can't support him.For the sake of the long-term future, I reluctantly refused Chen Yan: "I work overtime, it's not convenient."

Chen Yan lowered his eyes and stirred up the oil dish again, and asked, "Mr. Xu, can you tell me the address of my home? After I pack it up, I can wait for you at your home."

......

Sad.

Why am I so unsteady?

Chen Yan said a few words casually, and then bluffed away to my home address.If he were to be a liar, he would probably be able to defraud me of billions of dollars in one night.

I'm so stupid, really.

"Mr. Xu," Chen Yan called me, and handed me a small note full of words, "Mr. Xu told me the address. To be fair, I will also tell Mr. Xu my address."

I:"......"

Who just said they want to live in my house?

Did I hallucinate?

If I'm not hallucinating, is it any use for him to give me the address of this vacant house?

"Mr. Xu." Chen Yan smiled and explained to me, "This is not the apartment arranged for me by the company, but the home where I have lived since I was a child. If you are free, I would like you to meet my parents."

I:"???"

I feel more and more that the plot is developing from a weird angle.I have just signed a contract here, and I am in the stage of love budding.He had already planted a tree there, and it was still a towering tree.

And when he said this, his face was neither red nor out of breath, as if he was stating a matter of course.

No, Mr. Chen, you have to figure it out, it is me, a capitalist who eats human blood, who is forcing you to fall in love with me, why are you so active?

I'm so frustrated with you...

Do me a favor?

The author has something to say: Actually Mr. Xu is quite aloof... (whispers)