Mr. Sand Sculpture

Now that we met, I couldn't pretend to be dumb, so I stood up and said hello: "Uncle..."

Uncle walked towards me with an awkward yet polite smile on his face, asked the waiter to add a chair, and led the beautiful woman and the boy to sit beside me and Chen Yan.He rubbed the center of his brows, his expression was a little tired, he took a breath, and said in a low voice, "I didn't think to tell you so soon...Luo Zhou, I, I'm getting married."

Hey, wait a minute, get married?

If you are divorced, you can get it. As your nephew, I have to remind you that bigamy is against the law.

Just as I was about to speak, my uncle seemed to see through my thoughts and said, "Your aunt and I divorced last year. I didn't tell you about this in my own family, and Jing Xing didn't know about it either."

My uncle has a problem with his personal style.My mother never waited to see my uncle, and the two families didn't have much contact.She told me a lot of dirty things about my uncle, for example, he started chasing girls when he was 13 years old, because he was good looking, he chased every one right, and broke up after cheating on his relationship. He was a scumbag with a bad personality.

Although I know that sooner or later, this old horse will run to the vast prairie outside, but I still feel uncomfortable.

When my silly cousin finds out, he will definitely burst into tears with anger.

I calmly sized up the vixen who had seduced my uncle. She had the gentle appearance of IKEA, and she didn't look like the kind of coquettish concubine who only flirts with the pillow.As for the boy next to her, I thought it was her and her ex-husband's child at first, but the more I looked at it, the more I felt something was wrong. His eyebrows and eyes were [-] to [-]% like my uncle's. Did not run away.

But this illegitimate child is already in high school this year, and my stupid cousin is only in the first year of junior high school!

Damn it, this melon is so hot, it's extremely poisonous!

My uncle is really amazing, a wonderful flower among thousands of scumbags.

I feel bad for Xiao Xie, not only the heavenly stepmother, but also the heavenly brother.Damn it, he provoked someone in his previous life, with such a troublesome father.

I really want to give this playful radish son a big mouth on behalf of my grandfather.

I can't finish this meal.

It just so happened that I wanted to make up for Xiao Xie during the summer vacation, so I simply asked him to move in with me and stay away from these messy people.I go to work during the day and Chen Yan is bored at home alone, and they can still chat with each other.

My scumbag uncle should have sensed that I found out his little secret, so he looked a little ugly, and explained: "Luo Zhou, this is Aunt Shen, she and I are college classmates, we have known each other for a long time, she has never been married. Ting Lan is also my son, a few years older than Jing Xing, and his mother's surname. You know what happened to me and your aunt, I just want to bring their mother and son back..."

Oops, that's enough, I know it's you who want to tell me that it's not easy for you two to reunite, this emotion is earth-shattering.But I really didn't want to hear it, so I pretended to raise my hand and looked at my watch: "Uncle, you don't need to tell me, this is all your own family affairs, you can handle it yourself. I want to make up lessons for Xiao Xie this summer vacation, I'll send someone to pick him up at my house tomorrow, so that he won't run away. I have other things to do, so I won't bother your family of three. "

The scumbag uncle frowned, obviously choking on my eccentric words.To put it bluntly, I looked at his unlucky appearance, but he killed me happily.

He opened his mouth to say something, but the boy waved at me: "Goodbye, cousin."

I looked at my cheap cousin: "Is that Shen Tinglan?"

Cheap Cousin smiled generously: "Yes, my surname is Shen, Shen Tinglan."

Hey——, this kid is planning to take his mother's surname for the rest of his life, not my scumbag uncle.After he said this, I saw Uncle Scumbag's complexion darkened by a degree.That Ms. Shen looked calm, as if she was used to it.

Left and right are uncle's family affairs, and I have no control over them.When the time comes for him to hold a wedding, I'll give him a big red envelope, as long as he doesn't lose face.

I pulled Chen Yan, who had been the background board for half a day, and left the barbecue restaurant.

Not far away, Chen Yan quietly held my hand: "I wanted to take you back to the old place. You were not happy eating in this restaurant a few years ago. I want to make you happy today. But it's okay, we Go home. I saw fish and ribs in the refrigerator this morning, and I will cook fish stew and ribs for you."

OK.

After returning home, Chen Yan went into the kitchen to cook.I lay on the sofa in the living room and chose a random TV program as the background music. While listening to it, I contacted Mr. Shen from Donglin Media and asked him if there was any good TV show that I could spend money on recently.I knew in my heart how many toothbrushes my distant relative had, and relying on him, Chen Yan would have to go to outer space.

Mr. Shen replied quickly, telling me that there is a peerless drama in preparation, which focuses on historical plots and romance as a supplement.Struggles in the imperial court, grievances and enmities in the world, and red sleeves add fragrance, everything that one expects to find.

I asked Mr. Shen to send me the script first. The audience and friends are all watching the story, and the actors in any production scene are used to add icing on the cake.If the story is poorly told, even if I ruin my family, Chen Yan will not be popular.

Mr. Shen is very efficient, and within 5 minutes, he sent me an informal electronic document.How informal is it?It doesn't even have a proper name, it's called "11".

I took a quick glance at it. The history of this story has no time. It is about the struggle of a landlord’s foolish son who counterattacked and became the emperor. Every page is crooked and “exquisite”.I looked carefully for a while before I could see the words between the words. There were two words "burning money" written all over the book!

I plucked up the courage to ask Mr. Shen how much money he expected to burn. Mr. Shen thought for a while, and replied that this film is expected to be filmed and broadcast in two parts. Counting the remuneration of the actors, the starting point is [-] million, and the guarantee is [-] million. Urgent investment is needed to ensure stable profits without losses. If necessary, advertisements can be cleverly placed in the play.

Mr. Shen's words made me very puzzled. How could I cleverly place advertisements in a costume drama when I am engaged in land and house sales?Could it be that the hero ordered the three armies during the rebellion: "Don't hurt the women and children in the city and the house built by the Changxin Group, this is the residence of the common people!" There was no damage, and he said in shock: "As expected of the wall built by Changxin Group, it's so fucking solid!"

Then this TV series will definitely be scolded to death by the people, and even I, Xu Luozhou, will be left in bad taste for thousands of years, leaving a strong and colorful stroke in the development of film and television dramas in the motherland.

Having said that, even if my advertisement can be placed without any trace, would someone buy a house for 800 million yuan because of watching a TV series?Is he crazy or am I crazy?

I still have a little bit of AC in my heart. I refused Mr. Shen's kindness, and started to check my savings over the past few years with trembling hands. The four major banks, Alipay and WeChat all added up, barely guaranteeing the bottom line.

Bankruptcy comes too fast like a tornado.

I wiped my face, stared blankly at the ceiling for a while, and lit a cigarette.Five or six minutes later, I swollen my face to pretend to be fat, and replied to Mr. Shen very boldly, that I, Xu Duoyu, voted for this project and paid for it out of my own pocket!

Mr. Shen was overjoyed and praised me for my warm heart and unique vision.I typed and responded easily, it's a trivial matter, it's not worth mentioning, and I mentioned Chen Yan's name cryptically, hoping he would take care of it.

Mr. Shen understood, and asked me which role Chen Yan, an outstanding young actor, planned to play in this play.

With only five yuan and thirty-two cents left in my savings, I decided to show Chen Yan the script to see which character he liked.

The author has something to say: The cheap cousin is actually the protagonist of the story I want to write in the next book. This kind of struggle history of middle school teenagers who don’t love their parents and mothers really pokes my cute spot 233333