Mr. Sand Sculpture

I sat on the dazzling light donkey of my favorite person, put my hands on his waist, and poked his abs with my fingers disgustingly.

Chen Yan smiled: "Take it lightly, I have itchy flesh."

It's okay if he doesn't say it, but when I say it, I'm even more excited.

Chen Yan was not in a hurry to start the e-Donkey, he freed up one hand and grabbed my right wrist, rubbing his thumb lightly against my palm.

My palms are ticklish, and he knows it.

This person has a strong sense of revenge.

The moon was dark and the wind was high, and there was no one around. I played with him by the roadside.I touched his belly, he touched my hand, and we laughed happily from time to time.At this time and this scene, I unconsciously think of electric cars.avi

I don't know why, since I rolled in the same bed with Chen Yan, my thoughts have become much dirtier.For this phenomenon, Mrs. Melon used two technical terms to define it in the textbook: food is astringent, and food marrow is known for taste.

I hastily withdrew my hand and sat down obediently: "Stop making trouble, where are we going?"

"Today is the weekend, and there is a fireworks show over there in the Tang Palace, which is really good. I drive faster, and we can still catch up." Chen Yan started the electric car, and the refreshing summer night wind blew on my face in an instant. Very cool.

On the way, Chen Yan asked me: "Luo Zhou, do you want to listen to the song?"

I immediately became interested. Could it be that the little star Chen is going to please me with his singing?I haven't heard him sing, but his voice must be nice to sing.

I was a little excited: "I listen."

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"Okay," Chen Yan slowed down the car, took out a small subwoofer from the car basket and stuffed it for me, "There is only one song in it, Luo Zhou, you can just listen to it."

I:"???"

And this kind of operation?

I turned on the switch of the subwoofer, and looked at its bright red non-mainstream earthy shape, I thought it would be a Renaissance Divine Comedy.However, I didn't expect that Chen Yan's voice could be heard from inside.

He sang "Love Cycle" and he sang it so fucking cute.

Oh my god, this dog man is so damn sweet.

I suspect he seduced me, and I have the proof.

There is only this song in the subwoofer, it plays in a loop, and I listen to it in a loop, feeling that the air is full of greasy sweetness.

Me: "Why don't you just sing it to me?"

He: "I'm shy when I see you, and I can't sing my love song."

Gee.

Greasy head and noodles, glib tongue.

"Luo Zhou," Chen Yan called me, "I also want to hear you sing."

Me: "Do you want to listen to this? My Japanese is very plastic, and my singing is ugly."

Chen Yan: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I like whatever you sing, and I also like "The Most Awesome Reed"."

Since he said so, I was too embarrassed to refuse, and sang "Counting Ducks" with a simple melody.

After appreciating my singing, Chen Yan was speechless for a long time, shaking his head and commenting: "Two four six seven eight... Alas, there are exactly eight ducks on my handlebar. Mr. Xu is worthy of being Mr. Xu, he observes carefully."

That's all, all right, if you can't hold back rainbow farts, don't talk about it, I'm embarrassed to hear it.

I also know what level of singing I am. Every year when I sing on stage at the company's annual meeting, I count on millions of tuners to save my dog's life.

Ten minutes later, the dazzling light donkey arrived near the scenic area of ​​the Tang Palace.It's a pity that we went a step late. In the huge square, only an old sweeper was left fighting with a plastic bag that was running with the wind.

"It's embarrassing," Chen Yan scratched his head, "I wanted to take you to watch the fireworks and consolidate our friendship beyond revolution, but it was too late."

I wondered: "Why do you think watching fireworks can strengthen our friendship?"

Chen Yan: "I read novels and TV dramas like this, and I also made a simple schedule, planning where to take you tonight, after all, this is our first real date."

My interest increased: "Can you show me your schedule?"

Chen Yan took out a piece of paper folded squarely from his pocket, and handed it to me.

I unfolded the note with great anticipation, and was stunned, only to see three lines written on it——

1. go for a ride

2. Watch the fireworks

3. Eat

I thought he would take this opportunity to write me a short essay with both emotion and emotion, but I didn’t expect that there were no more than ten words on the paper, and it was indeed a simple schedule.

Chen Yan is an honest person, he has one thing to say and one thing to say, which is enough.

I refolded the note he handed me, just as I hadn't eaten dinner and was a little hungry, I turned to him and said, "Let's go straight to the third item."

"Okay," Chen Yan smiled, "There is a snack street nearby, open all night, get in the car, I'll take you there."

I sat behind him numbly, and the little electric donkey of friendship swished on.It was late at night, and there was no one on the road. I held the small subwoofer, turned it on again, turned down the volume, and whistled along with Chen Yan's singing.

My father, Comrade Xu Shu, didn't like me whistling, saying that I was a bum.To be honest, before I was 20 years old, I was indeed like a wanderer. Although I had no money in my pocket, I couldn't stand the crowd.The most exaggerated time was when I was in high school, I sneaked out of the dormitory with my classmates in the middle of the night, planning to go to an Internet cafe outside the school all night.

Because it was the third floor, I broke my calf and became the focus of the whole school, and I was nicknamed "Iron Crutch Xu Shao".

I was quite happy at that time. Although the hospital was painful, I didn't have to go to school.After hearing this, Lao Xu scolded me for being short-hearted.

A few years have passed, and I have not given him the courage to become smarter. He is still lacking in understanding, and he is still the kind that was recognized by Uncle Jiang not long ago.

When Chen Yan heard me whistle, he followed suit and played a duet with me.

My left ear is his singing, and my right ear is his whistle. The sweet and greasy tune is like an invisible big hand, pickling me into a honey jar.

I went from a salty fish to a sweet fish, and the whole world was bubbling pink.

It's so fun to be in love!No wonder those stupid kings in ancient times didn't like going to court, but liked to hang out in the harem.I'm not going to leave this matter aside, the work is too difficult, isn't it good to choose sweet love?

Chen Yan's little e-Donkey drove fast, and it didn't take long for me to arrive at the snack street he said was open all night.There was no one on the street, it was pitch black.The shops on both sides are all closed, and a big red circle is drawn on the iron shutter doors, with a striking "demolition" in the circle.

On the white wall on the far right, there is a line of big words painted with red paint: "Improve the city appearance and environment, and actively respond to demolition."

Silence, silence.

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

For a moment, I didn't know whether it was his bad luck or my bad luck.

So far, Chen Yan and my dating plans have all come to naught except for the ride.Looking at the dark snack street, he let out a long sigh and asked me in a low voice, "Have you brought your ID card? I know a good place, and it will allow us two adults to enjoy ourselves."

The surname Chen's words are ambiguous, and I suspect that he wants to play some colorful and indescribable games with me.

I cursed the dog secretly, and said calmly, "I took it, where are you going?"

Chen Yan smiled mysteriously: "Just follow me."

So, he took me to an Internet cafe.

I can't believe it myself, but the first real date I had with Chen Yan was to play lol with him in double row at an Internet cafe.

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