Wake up and become a cub [Entertainment]
Chapter 44
In the whistle, Tu Shanbai borrowed the power of faith to add a trace of deterrence, so as soon as the whistle fell, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, which seemed to be insane and trembling, flew over with spread wings and trembling.
In the panic of the staff, under the disbelief of the cameraman, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant landed on Tu Shanbai's arm.
staff member:"……"
Camera guy: "..."
What's the situation?
Before the staff and the cameraman came back to their senses, Tu Shanbai spread the 'pheasant' feed in the palm of his hand, and moved towards the 'pheasant', "here, eat!"
"If you feed it directly, it won't eat..." The staff reminded Tu Shanbai subconsciously, "This green-tailed rainbow pheasant always only eats mealworm larvae, and it only eats the tenderest tender plants. Bud, boiled eggs, it only eats the mashed egg yolk..."
The staff are still popularizing how to feed the green-tailed rainbow pheasant in the garden. I saw that they were so picky in the past.
"..."
The staff were stunned!
what's the situation?
He has been feeding this green-tailed rainbow pheasant for several years. It is the most picky and difficult to take care of in the whole zoo. What happened to it today?
Why did it suddenly look like a 'chicken'?
This style is wrong!
The staff members were dumbfounded, unable to believe the scene in front of them.
After the cameraman came back to his senses, he slandered the staff for being too exaggerated, saying that the green-tailed rainbow pheasant was difficult to serve, but it was obviously very easy to serve.
Look, how hard it eats the whole egg.It is estimated that the staff member deliberately exaggerated the facts in order to express his hard work in feeding.
The cameraman gave the staff a sideways glance, and while pointing the camera at Tu Shanbai and the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, he secretly sighed: Even if it is feeding 'chicken', the boy can feed it so seductively.
The staff felt the cameraman's sideways glance. He wanted to explain, but he couldn't utter a word when the words came to his lips.
He turned his head without a word, and looked at the green-tailed rainbow pheasant eating 'obediently', with an extremely complicated expression.
It usually takes at least an hour for the staff to feed this green-tailed rainbow pheasant, but Tu Shanbai took less than 5 minutes, and the green-tailed rainbow pheasant ate its lunch trembling all over.
"It should be full, right?" Tu Shanbai turned back and asked the staff.
The staff nodded in a trance, "It usually eats almost this amount, so it should be full."
"Then, let's give it a bath now." Tu Shanbai did as he said, and he took the water pipe and was about to shower the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
The staff quickly stopped him.
"The green-tailed rainbow pheasant has just finished eating, and it usually takes an hour to digest before it is willing to take a bath, otherwise it will fly around!" The staff member said dutifully.
Tu Shanbai looked regretful, his eyes slowly moved to 'pheasant', and said deliberately: "Ah, you still want to take a bath after waiting for an hour?"
"Quack quack quack..." The green-tailed rainbow pheasant seemed to understand Tu Shanbai's words. It quickly flapped its wings and said in a rough voice: You don't have to wait for an hour, it can wash now.
The green-tailed rainbow pheasant quacked a few times, fearing that Tu Shanbai would not understand, it even pointed its head at the mouth of the water pipe.
"..."
The staff stared, and the whole person was a little bit uncomfortable!
Is this the green-tailed rainbow pheasant who doesn't like to take a bath?
He felt as if he was dazzled!
The staff rubbed their eyes and opened them again, but the scene in front of them did not change in any way.
Could he be dreaming...
Just when the staff members doubted their lives, Tu Shanbai's clear voice came from next to his ears: "It's like this, does it mean that it can be bathed?"
"Ah..." The staff member nodded blankly and said, "Let's wash it."
"En." Tu Shanbai picked up the water pipe, turned on the small gear, and rushed towards the 'pheasant'.
The staff hurriedly said again, "You can't bathe it like this, it will fly around, you have to gently stroke its head and knead its wings..."
"Quack!" Before the staff finished speaking, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant pecked at the staff.
The staff were stunned.
In the past, when he bathed the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, he had to bathe like this, so the green-tailed rainbow pheasant would not resist. Why...why are you still pecking at yourself?
It's like, it's like it's very satisfied with Tu Shanbai's service, and it's disgusting that he is nagging at the side.
The staff watched Tu Shanbai bathe the green-tailed rainbow pheasant in a simple and rough manner. During the period, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant did not resist at all. Except for its small body that kept shaking, it was not like a A live 'chicken'.
This seems to be a 'dead chicken' at the mercy of others.
After Tu Shanbai bathed 'Pheasant' and dried its feathers, the medical staff called by the staff arrived.
"What's wrong with the green-tailed rainbow pheasant?" Since the green-tailed rainbow pheasant had a problem during filming, the medical staff believed that these outsiders had hurt the green-tailed rainbow pheasant. He had a very good attitude towards Tu Shanbai and the cameraman Unfriendly, he only glanced at them and then looked at the staff, asking about the situation of the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
The staff member shook his head, "I don't know..."
"You are responsible for taking care of the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, what's wrong with it, how can you not know?" The medical staff gave the staff several reproachful glances, and then their eyes fell on the green-tailed rainbow pheasant on Tu Shanbai's arm.
"Little Hong, I'll check you..." The medical staff softly coaxed the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, and then carefully looked at the assistant beside him, signaling the assistant to take the opportunity to catch the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
Who knows, Tu Shanbai suddenly said, "Are you going to catch it for inspection?"
Tu Shanbai asked the medical staff.
The medical staff blushed immediately, "Don't talk, don't disturb the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, if it flies away, it will be very difficult to catch!"
The medical staff have also been with this green-tailed rainbow pheasant for many years, and they know how picky it is.
However, just as he finished speaking, the young man in front of him grabbed the green-tailed rainbow pheasant and handed it over, "Here, here you are."
Medical staff: "..."
assistant:"……"
Except for Tu Shanbai, only the staff and the cameraman were present.
The camera guy didn't know anything about the character of this green-tailed rainbow pheasant. After just contacting him, he only felt that this green-tailed rainbow pheasant was simply obedient, so he was not surprised that Tu Shanbai caught it easily. Strange.
As for the staff -
He has been frightened too much, and this kind of fright can no longer frighten him.
"Check it out and see if there's anything wrong with its body!" Seeing that the medical staff was still looking dull, the staff couldn't help reminding him.
The medical staff took the green-tailed rainbow pheasant from Tu Shanbai's hand in a trance, then put aside their doubts and focused on the examination.
Five minutes later, the medical staff put down the medical tools and looked at the staff with a serious face: "It's very healthy, there's nothing wrong with it."
"But..." The staff briefly talked about the feeding and bathing just now, and then emphasized: "It's so good today that it doesn't look like it, and you see, it's still shaking... It doesn't look like it Looks okay."
The medical staff looked at the green-tailed rainbow pheasant shaking like a sieve, and frowned, "Everything is normal in its body, as for why it is shaking..."
The doctor wanted to say that he didn't know this either.
Who knows, Tu Shanbai took over the topic naturally, "He trembled because he saw me too excited!"
This time, the staff did not shake their heads in denial.
After all, he had been slapped in the face too many times just now, and he didn't want to be slapped in the face again.
The medical staff and assistants who knew nothing about this shook their heads, "Stop joking..."
It's just a star with a good skin, is the green-tailed rainbow pheasant excited to see you!
They were thinking this, but Tu Shanbai lowered his head and poked the green-tailed rainbow pheasant's head, "Tell me, are you so excited to see me that you tremble?"
The green-tailed rainbow pheasant, named by Tu Shanbai, nodded without thinking.
Yes, yes, this dangerous human being is right in everything!
The medical staff and assistants who saw this scene were stunned.
Why is this green-tailed rainbow pheasant suddenly so smart?
Will nod!
Could it be a semen?
Not only did they think so, even the staff couldn't help but think so.
In less than half an hour, Tu Shanbai completed two tasks with ease. Next, he has another task, which is to shovel excrement from the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
It doesn't matter to Tu Shanbai, if you shovel shit, you shovel shit.
He picked up the excrement shoveling tool and was about to shovel the excrement. Who knew that before he could move, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant flew onto his excrement shoveling tool.
"Huh?" Tu Shanbai raised his head and looked at the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
The green-tailed rainbow pheasant quacked twice, and with difficulty, it grabbed the light and small interpretation tool in front of the staff with its claws.
staff member:"……"
"Is that what you mean by asking me to shovel shit?" The staff member pointed at himself in disbelief.
The green-tailed rainbow pheasant nodded his head.
The staff looked at Tu Shanbai, then at the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, and a thought suddenly popped up in their hearts: "Why do I have the illusion that it is my master and you are its master?"
Not to mention, not only the staff have this illusion, but even the medical staff and assistants who missed feeding and bathing have this illusion.
Tu Shanbai smiled, he ignored the staff, and only turned to ask the cameraman, "The program team has no rules, so you have to shovel shit yourself, right?"
The cameraman was stunned for a while, and said hesitantly: "The program team doesn't have such a rule..."
"That's fine, then you can shovel the shit." Tu Shanbai handed over the job of shoveling the shit to the staff without hesitation.
The staff didn't have time to feel sad, and the green-tailed rainbow pheasant urged him to shovel the shit quickly.
The staff resignedly took the shit shovel tool and shoveled shit seriously.
After more than ten minutes, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant was cleaned up, and Tu Shanbai's task of excrement shoveling officer was completed ahead of schedule.
Tu Shanbai and the cameraman didn't stay any longer, but immediately returned to the gathering place.
When the director and his team saw Tu Shanbai who came back so early, they all showed surprised expressions, "You abstained?" the director asked Tu Shanbai.
Tu Shanbai shook his head seriously, and said seriously: "I completed the task ahead of schedule!"
The director and his team didn't believe it, and subconsciously looked at the camera brother.
The video camera brother nodded affirmatively, "Bai Bai did complete the task ahead of schedule, and it was done very well!" The last sentence was affirmative, and the video camera brother gave it very pertinently.
That side of the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
As soon as Tu Shanbai left, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant changed its "behaved" appearance just now and flew around.
The staff tried to grab it and wanted to continue to do other inspections on it, but it was scratched by its hind paw, leaving bloodstains on the back of the hand.
Staff member: "...wasn't you very obedient just now? Why did you suddenly become violent again?"
The medical staff speculated: "Maybe, your appearance is too mediocre to arouse its excitement."
staff member:"……"
Is this discrimination?
Forget it!
The author has something to say:
GANG three chapters today!
Tomorrow... come back tomorrow!
(How many chapters will I start tomorrow? I want to continue with the first three chapters, but I am afraid that the two goblins of laziness and procrastination will haunt me!)
In the panic of the staff, under the disbelief of the cameraman, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant landed on Tu Shanbai's arm.
staff member:"……"
Camera guy: "..."
What's the situation?
Before the staff and the cameraman came back to their senses, Tu Shanbai spread the 'pheasant' feed in the palm of his hand, and moved towards the 'pheasant', "here, eat!"
"If you feed it directly, it won't eat..." The staff reminded Tu Shanbai subconsciously, "This green-tailed rainbow pheasant always only eats mealworm larvae, and it only eats the tenderest tender plants. Bud, boiled eggs, it only eats the mashed egg yolk..."
The staff are still popularizing how to feed the green-tailed rainbow pheasant in the garden. I saw that they were so picky in the past.
"..."
The staff were stunned!
what's the situation?
He has been feeding this green-tailed rainbow pheasant for several years. It is the most picky and difficult to take care of in the whole zoo. What happened to it today?
Why did it suddenly look like a 'chicken'?
This style is wrong!
The staff members were dumbfounded, unable to believe the scene in front of them.
After the cameraman came back to his senses, he slandered the staff for being too exaggerated, saying that the green-tailed rainbow pheasant was difficult to serve, but it was obviously very easy to serve.
Look, how hard it eats the whole egg.It is estimated that the staff member deliberately exaggerated the facts in order to express his hard work in feeding.
The cameraman gave the staff a sideways glance, and while pointing the camera at Tu Shanbai and the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, he secretly sighed: Even if it is feeding 'chicken', the boy can feed it so seductively.
The staff felt the cameraman's sideways glance. He wanted to explain, but he couldn't utter a word when the words came to his lips.
He turned his head without a word, and looked at the green-tailed rainbow pheasant eating 'obediently', with an extremely complicated expression.
It usually takes at least an hour for the staff to feed this green-tailed rainbow pheasant, but Tu Shanbai took less than 5 minutes, and the green-tailed rainbow pheasant ate its lunch trembling all over.
"It should be full, right?" Tu Shanbai turned back and asked the staff.
The staff nodded in a trance, "It usually eats almost this amount, so it should be full."
"Then, let's give it a bath now." Tu Shanbai did as he said, and he took the water pipe and was about to shower the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
The staff quickly stopped him.
"The green-tailed rainbow pheasant has just finished eating, and it usually takes an hour to digest before it is willing to take a bath, otherwise it will fly around!" The staff member said dutifully.
Tu Shanbai looked regretful, his eyes slowly moved to 'pheasant', and said deliberately: "Ah, you still want to take a bath after waiting for an hour?"
"Quack quack quack..." The green-tailed rainbow pheasant seemed to understand Tu Shanbai's words. It quickly flapped its wings and said in a rough voice: You don't have to wait for an hour, it can wash now.
The green-tailed rainbow pheasant quacked a few times, fearing that Tu Shanbai would not understand, it even pointed its head at the mouth of the water pipe.
"..."
The staff stared, and the whole person was a little bit uncomfortable!
Is this the green-tailed rainbow pheasant who doesn't like to take a bath?
He felt as if he was dazzled!
The staff rubbed their eyes and opened them again, but the scene in front of them did not change in any way.
Could he be dreaming...
Just when the staff members doubted their lives, Tu Shanbai's clear voice came from next to his ears: "It's like this, does it mean that it can be bathed?"
"Ah..." The staff member nodded blankly and said, "Let's wash it."
"En." Tu Shanbai picked up the water pipe, turned on the small gear, and rushed towards the 'pheasant'.
The staff hurriedly said again, "You can't bathe it like this, it will fly around, you have to gently stroke its head and knead its wings..."
"Quack!" Before the staff finished speaking, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant pecked at the staff.
The staff were stunned.
In the past, when he bathed the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, he had to bathe like this, so the green-tailed rainbow pheasant would not resist. Why...why are you still pecking at yourself?
It's like, it's like it's very satisfied with Tu Shanbai's service, and it's disgusting that he is nagging at the side.
The staff watched Tu Shanbai bathe the green-tailed rainbow pheasant in a simple and rough manner. During the period, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant did not resist at all. Except for its small body that kept shaking, it was not like a A live 'chicken'.
This seems to be a 'dead chicken' at the mercy of others.
After Tu Shanbai bathed 'Pheasant' and dried its feathers, the medical staff called by the staff arrived.
"What's wrong with the green-tailed rainbow pheasant?" Since the green-tailed rainbow pheasant had a problem during filming, the medical staff believed that these outsiders had hurt the green-tailed rainbow pheasant. He had a very good attitude towards Tu Shanbai and the cameraman Unfriendly, he only glanced at them and then looked at the staff, asking about the situation of the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
The staff member shook his head, "I don't know..."
"You are responsible for taking care of the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, what's wrong with it, how can you not know?" The medical staff gave the staff several reproachful glances, and then their eyes fell on the green-tailed rainbow pheasant on Tu Shanbai's arm.
"Little Hong, I'll check you..." The medical staff softly coaxed the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, and then carefully looked at the assistant beside him, signaling the assistant to take the opportunity to catch the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
Who knows, Tu Shanbai suddenly said, "Are you going to catch it for inspection?"
Tu Shanbai asked the medical staff.
The medical staff blushed immediately, "Don't talk, don't disturb the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, if it flies away, it will be very difficult to catch!"
The medical staff have also been with this green-tailed rainbow pheasant for many years, and they know how picky it is.
However, just as he finished speaking, the young man in front of him grabbed the green-tailed rainbow pheasant and handed it over, "Here, here you are."
Medical staff: "..."
assistant:"……"
Except for Tu Shanbai, only the staff and the cameraman were present.
The camera guy didn't know anything about the character of this green-tailed rainbow pheasant. After just contacting him, he only felt that this green-tailed rainbow pheasant was simply obedient, so he was not surprised that Tu Shanbai caught it easily. Strange.
As for the staff -
He has been frightened too much, and this kind of fright can no longer frighten him.
"Check it out and see if there's anything wrong with its body!" Seeing that the medical staff was still looking dull, the staff couldn't help reminding him.
The medical staff took the green-tailed rainbow pheasant from Tu Shanbai's hand in a trance, then put aside their doubts and focused on the examination.
Five minutes later, the medical staff put down the medical tools and looked at the staff with a serious face: "It's very healthy, there's nothing wrong with it."
"But..." The staff briefly talked about the feeding and bathing just now, and then emphasized: "It's so good today that it doesn't look like it, and you see, it's still shaking... It doesn't look like it Looks okay."
The medical staff looked at the green-tailed rainbow pheasant shaking like a sieve, and frowned, "Everything is normal in its body, as for why it is shaking..."
The doctor wanted to say that he didn't know this either.
Who knows, Tu Shanbai took over the topic naturally, "He trembled because he saw me too excited!"
This time, the staff did not shake their heads in denial.
After all, he had been slapped in the face too many times just now, and he didn't want to be slapped in the face again.
The medical staff and assistants who knew nothing about this shook their heads, "Stop joking..."
It's just a star with a good skin, is the green-tailed rainbow pheasant excited to see you!
They were thinking this, but Tu Shanbai lowered his head and poked the green-tailed rainbow pheasant's head, "Tell me, are you so excited to see me that you tremble?"
The green-tailed rainbow pheasant, named by Tu Shanbai, nodded without thinking.
Yes, yes, this dangerous human being is right in everything!
The medical staff and assistants who saw this scene were stunned.
Why is this green-tailed rainbow pheasant suddenly so smart?
Will nod!
Could it be a semen?
Not only did they think so, even the staff couldn't help but think so.
In less than half an hour, Tu Shanbai completed two tasks with ease. Next, he has another task, which is to shovel excrement from the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
It doesn't matter to Tu Shanbai, if you shovel shit, you shovel shit.
He picked up the excrement shoveling tool and was about to shovel the excrement. Who knew that before he could move, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant flew onto his excrement shoveling tool.
"Huh?" Tu Shanbai raised his head and looked at the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
The green-tailed rainbow pheasant quacked twice, and with difficulty, it grabbed the light and small interpretation tool in front of the staff with its claws.
staff member:"……"
"Is that what you mean by asking me to shovel shit?" The staff member pointed at himself in disbelief.
The green-tailed rainbow pheasant nodded his head.
The staff looked at Tu Shanbai, then at the green-tailed rainbow pheasant, and a thought suddenly popped up in their hearts: "Why do I have the illusion that it is my master and you are its master?"
Not to mention, not only the staff have this illusion, but even the medical staff and assistants who missed feeding and bathing have this illusion.
Tu Shanbai smiled, he ignored the staff, and only turned to ask the cameraman, "The program team has no rules, so you have to shovel shit yourself, right?"
The cameraman was stunned for a while, and said hesitantly: "The program team doesn't have such a rule..."
"That's fine, then you can shovel the shit." Tu Shanbai handed over the job of shoveling the shit to the staff without hesitation.
The staff didn't have time to feel sad, and the green-tailed rainbow pheasant urged him to shovel the shit quickly.
The staff resignedly took the shit shovel tool and shoveled shit seriously.
After more than ten minutes, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant was cleaned up, and Tu Shanbai's task of excrement shoveling officer was completed ahead of schedule.
Tu Shanbai and the cameraman didn't stay any longer, but immediately returned to the gathering place.
When the director and his team saw Tu Shanbai who came back so early, they all showed surprised expressions, "You abstained?" the director asked Tu Shanbai.
Tu Shanbai shook his head seriously, and said seriously: "I completed the task ahead of schedule!"
The director and his team didn't believe it, and subconsciously looked at the camera brother.
The video camera brother nodded affirmatively, "Bai Bai did complete the task ahead of schedule, and it was done very well!" The last sentence was affirmative, and the video camera brother gave it very pertinently.
That side of the green-tailed rainbow pheasant.
As soon as Tu Shanbai left, the green-tailed rainbow pheasant changed its "behaved" appearance just now and flew around.
The staff tried to grab it and wanted to continue to do other inspections on it, but it was scratched by its hind paw, leaving bloodstains on the back of the hand.
Staff member: "...wasn't you very obedient just now? Why did you suddenly become violent again?"
The medical staff speculated: "Maybe, your appearance is too mediocre to arouse its excitement."
staff member:"……"
Is this discrimination?
Forget it!
The author has something to say:
GANG three chapters today!
Tomorrow... come back tomorrow!
(How many chapters will I start tomorrow? I want to continue with the first three chapters, but I am afraid that the two goblins of laziness and procrastination will haunt me!)
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