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[The first day of my rotation in the Demon Realm, the weather was overcast.

Today, Snake came to the special management office of the demon world to be on duty for a period of one month. According to the previous colleague on duty, being on duty in the demon world is a hundred times more difficult than in the human world.

Snake thinks this is too exaggerated!

Let's be snakes, the most important thing is to be happy!

Don't be afraid of the test of difficulties and obstacles, bravely face tomorrow's life!

Going to work, to be continued. 】

Snake put away the diary, after two years of training, Snake has become familiar with writing, from the fonts of kindergarten children, to the fonts of primary school students!

"Xiao Jiu! Let's go!" Old Wang shouted outside the dormitory.

"Come here!" Snake turned around and responded.

With the development of economy and society, the Three Realms are also advancing with the times.

The Three Realms reached an agreement last year to set up a special management office, with people, demons, and demons from the Three Realms taking turns on duty.

This month happened to be Snake and Old Wang's turn to be on duty at the special management office in the demon world.

"Huh—" Lao Wang stretched his waist, "The air in the demon world is really fresh. Before coming here, Xiao Fang and Jiao La said it smells bad. It really is a lie!"

Snake closed her eyes and felt the fragrance, the demon world is full of the smell of nature!

Because it is in the demon world, the snake can finally use its body to move around!

Snake took off the outer uniform first, and the outline became bigger and bigger, and finally turned back into a two-story-high black monster with three heads.

Snake picked up the record book that fell on the ground with the tip of her tail, and looked at it carefully with three heads with fluffy horns, her ruby-like eyes blinking.

"Our mission today is to go to... the Forest of Diamond? Where is this?" Snake scratched his head with the tip of his tail and asked puzzled.

Lao Wang looked at the record book in his hand. It was a record of various cases, big and small, recorded by the team members who came to the demon world on duty every month. He flipped through it and pointed to a page that read [unfinished, regular visits, just in case Things Worsened]'s page says:

"It says that there are several groups of orangutans living in the Forest of King Kong. Most of them are enlightened and turned into demons, but they prefer to live in groups in the demon world and retain their original animal habits. Occasionally I would go out to buy some industrial products, and the orangutans of each group would compete with each other for territory, and the orangutan girls, that's how it happened..."

Lao Wang was halfway through reading, and turned to the next page in doubt, it was empty!

"It's gone? It's not clearly recorded what happened, why is it gone?!" Pharaoh continued to turn down several pages without giving up, and it's gone!

Santou sucked on the pacifier and said, "Then let's go and have a look! We'll know if we don't see it!"

Santou's neck has already been thickened by a punch, and it has become a young snake (crossed out). It is a juvenile snake that loves to suck pacifiers. Under the leadership of the two elder brothers, Santou is developing in a sunny and optimistic direction.

"Okay, I can only go and see." Old Wang put away the record book, curled his lips and said, "I can almost guess it if I don't write it down. It's about grabbing the territory, so blood will be sacrificed. I guess the scene will be very cruel and cruel." It’s bloody, no wonder you have to visit regularly, if you don’t go to see it, no one will collect the body if you kill it.”

On the way to the Forest of King Kong, Old Wang was nagging, and Snake’s three pairs of red eyes looked at him sympathetically. Men will get this disease, so don't provoke him. '

In the past few years, Pharaoh has been single. Every day in the special management detachment, he receives [Crit of Love Halo +1] from Chi Wei and Xu Zhizhi, [Crit of Love Halo +1] from Ye Hui and Xiaokulou, and Lian Xiaofang He and Jiao La both have signs of something like that, and the other team members are also family members, only he... and Tian Ye are single, do they want to digest with Tian Ye internally?

Lao Wang thought about it and shivered.

Keep your head up!

After walking for a short distance, Snake disliked Old Wang for walking too slowly, picked him up and threw him on his back, his long body swam forward at high speed, and arrived at the first destination of the day after a while— — Forest of King Kong.

In the Forest of King Kong, there are lush trees one after another. Several female orangutans are nursing their baby orangutans on the tree. Some older little orangutans can already climb trees everywhere. The cute babies are playing with each other, which is very warm. A peaceful scene.

"We... did we come here by mistake?" Lao Wang rubbed his eyes and asked.

The three heads of Snake looked at three directions respectively. They were all the same warm scenes, and the bloody and violent scenes in the legend did not appear at all.

but……

Snake sniffed the smell in the air, why did he feel a sour feeling?

As they got closer, some mothers warily pushed their cubs closer up the tree.

Santou stretched his neck without fear, and greeted the young orangutans in the arms of the mother orangutan, "Hello, I am Santou, do you have any toys for fun?"

The little orangutan crawled into the arms of the orangutan mother, ignoring the three heads.

The three heads chatted up the next little orangutan.

Lao Wang jumped off the back of the snake and said, "It doesn't matter, let's go to the regular interview first."

"Hey!" Lao Wang shouted to the tree: "Which one of you is the leader?"

A big thick tree shook, and a big Vajra poking its black head out from the tree shouted at the person and the snake under the tree: "Who! What are you looking for me?!"

Just in time, the big head stretched his neck to the tree, and faced him face to face, "Hello, we are from the special administration of the demon world. I am the big head. This is my younger brother, the second and the third. The human below is the old king. We I came to see you for a regular interview."

Hearing this, the King Kong gorilla slowly climbed down from the tree and muttered, "I'm here again for an interview. I have to come once a month. Isn't it annoying?"

The leader of the gorilla came down from the tree, revealing his whole body. Standing taller than Lao Wang, his limbs were strong and thick, and the muscles of his chest and limbs were distinct and exaggeratedly protruding. He was very powerful at first glance!The big black nostrils exhale hot air with the breath, and it looks naturally angry.

King Kong slapped his butt on the ground carelessly, and sat opposite a man and a snake.

Old Wang swallowed, and took half a step back, all he could see was King Kong's big nostrils spraying hot air.

(罒●●罒) Probably like this.

King Kong grabbed a piece of grass and said by heart: "This month, I fought twice with the Krue tribe in the east and robbed a tree, and fought three times with the Bubi tribe in the west without winning or losing. The Serbian group fought six times and robbed two trees, there were no casualties, and our group’s territory expanded by three trees, that’s it.”

"Ah? Oh...Okay." Lao Wang came to his senses, stopped staring at the orangutan's nostrils, picked up a pen and started to record.

and many more!wrong!

Lao Wang counted and said, "That is to say, you fought 11 times this month?"

King Kong nodded meaninglessly, and a puff of hot air came out of his nostrils.

Lao Wang was so excited that he almost dropped his notebook: "It's only been 11 days this month, and today is the 12th, and you guys fought 11 times?!! Fight every day?"

King Kong nodded meaninglessly again, and once again spewed out a puff of hot air from his nostrils, and the muscles in his chest trembled twice.

"Ahem..." Looking at King Kong's muscular body, Lao Wang cowardly closed the book, "Well, it's good that there are no casualties. We have been neighbors for so many years, and it's better to be harmonious, as the saying goes..."

King Kong had already climbed back up the tree while Pharaoh was talking about it.

To add, the names of each ethnic group are named after their leaders. For example, the King Kong leader is named Enluo, and this ethnic group is the Enluo ethnic group.

After the three said goodbye to the young orangutans they had just met, they went to the next group.

After interviewing various ethnic groups living in the Forest of King Kong, it was almost dark.

The big head looked at the interview records and said: "Fortunately, there were no casualties caused by fighting, and those who were injured while hunting were treated with the latest medicine. A lot of."

Two of them opened their half-closed eyes a little, and earnestly learned knowledge from their eldest brother. The third of them sucked on the pacifier and played with the little orangutans with various straw grasshoppers. After a while, they got to know each other well.

Lao Wang walked in the big forest for a day, and he was too tired to walk, so he sat under a tree, leaning against the trunk, not wanting to talk.

Suddenly, horns sounded from all directions!

The orangutans on the tree are all boiling!Pick up the guy and run in the same direction.

Lao Wang jumped up: "What's the matter?!"

Datou stretched his neck to stop a female orangutan and asked, "Where are you going?"

The female orangutan looked indifferent, and said flatly: "Fight and grab territory."

Finished talking and left.

Lao Wang jumped on the back of the snake and said angrily: "This group of orangutans don't care about us too much! They are going to fight right under our noses! And take the little orangutan with us?! It's just a sight! There is no law!"

When one man and one snake rushed to the scene, the battle was already heating up!

With rough and threatening roars from the orangutans, accompanied by a sour smell, the snakes swam faster and faster, and finally directly broke into the battlefield, selflessly dividing the battlefield with their huge bodies!

"stop!!!"

The orangutans were all stunned, and so were the snakes that carried Old Wang into the battlefield.

Because...the surroundings are all black lumps—shit! ! !

The fluffy corners of the three heads were just covered with a dung ball thrown by a little orangutan, and the sour smell almost made the three faint.

The intrusion of the special management office only caused a brief pause in the battlefield. Two seconds later, the fresh hot dung balls continued to fly in the air.

Snakes bravely used their bodies to isolate the battlefield, so that the melee ended early (in fact, they ran out of poop.)

The king kong leaders of the five ethnic groups jumped off the tree and sniffed the target trees of their respective ethnic groups.

The patriarch Enluo said: "This tree has the strongest smell in our ethnic group, and it belongs to us!"

"The taste of this tree is [-]-[-] between the Crewe and the Bisser. You two, rock-paper-scissors, whoever wins will own it."

Crewe and Bissey, the two strong gorilla leaders stretched out their thick arms: "Rock paper scissors!"

"Okay, this one belongs to the Crewe tribe."

……

After the spoils were divided, the orangutans went back to their respective houses to find their respective mothers.

Old Wang wiped the poop off his face, "Why, when we came in the morning, didn't we smell it?"

The big head, the second head, and the third head stretched out their curled bodies and shook twice, "I don't know, I only smelled a little bit. If they had been fighting for the first 11 days, there must be more than that. Have some taste."

In the next second, nature tells them why.

A long line of watermelon-sized dung beetles came over and rolled them into dung balls with their hind legs, leaving some dung beetles with no dung to roll. They walked up to them and said, "Do you still want the gold on you? can give me?"

Old Wang said with a stiff face, "Take them all away."

The dung beetle couldn't be more moved, "Thank you, you are really kind men!"

It happily pushed the poop away.

Santou smelled the stinky smell on his body, and he was about to cry, "Brother, Santou wants to take a bath!"

"Me too." Both half-closed eyes were blown open, and the young man's eyes were quite energetic.

Finally, Lao Wang ran back to the dormitory to take a bath, while Snake went to a small river to take a bath.

thump!

A large lump of black monster jumped into the water, as if fading. Following the current, a stream of black water swam downstream.

After a while, the fish and shrimps in the downstream turned their white bellies.

During a wave of light, a thin silver thread flew from the black water into the grass on the bank, and the snakes didn't notice it.

The three heads bathed and brushed each other, and each of the last three heads was soaked in the water leisurely with a towel on it, looking up at the moon.

Ertou asked: "Brother, how often is the regular interview of King Kong Forest?"

With tears in his eyes, the third head looked at the big head expectantly.

"Let me take a look." The big head held the record book high with the tip of his tail to prevent it from getting wet, "It says, interview once a month, search one. We don't have to go again this month! We will be on duty in the Demon Realm next month Already!"

"Yeah!" Santou cheered, and the towel fell into the water, "Thirtou's towel!"

The big head controlled the tail and grabbed the towel back. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a small silver tail behind a stone on the shore?

"Huh?" The big head put the towel back on the third head, stretched his neck and looked behind the stone curiously.

The little silver tail quickly fled away.

[Pick up the diary from the morning.

Today is the first time to be on duty in the demon world. I never thought that the first task would be so difficult. Fortunately, we completed it seriously and made a record to remind the next time the staff to bring the shower gel. When it hits it, it can be cleaned quickly!

By the way, when I took a bath, I saw a very beautiful little silver tail. The lines look like snakes like mine. I will go to have a look at it another day.

Although the three heads were smoked and cried, this is also a kind of experience for the snake.

nah!Being a snake, the most important thing is to be happy.

Anyway,

Today is really a day full of feces and pictures! 】

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Hahaha, I feel that you will want to hit me after reading this chapter. I forgot to say that the chapters of this little story are all updated in the small fan. The fan is updated from time to time, but it will be completed within these two weeks. The outline of the next article and a few manuscripts.

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