don't bother me knitting

There was chaos in the Chengchuan City Meteorological Bureau.

"What's going on? The data is wrong?"

"Director, this can't be wrong. Before this inexplicable heavy rain, combined with the atmospheric values ​​monitored by land, ocean, satellite, and detection balloons, all kinds of data show that it is sunny!"

"Then look at what's going on outside the window?! It's about to rain!"

"This is too weird..."

"Adjust the published data!"

"Okay, Director."

……

The torrential rain at night could not stop the members of the special management detachment from having a party.

Just after get off work, after confirming that there was no situation, everyone drove to the reserved bar.

This time, the party was held to "celebrate in advance" that Gulou and Snake would add 25 points to join the special management team.

In fact, it's just an excuse to come out and have fun.

There were laughter and laughter along the way, except for Snake, who was counting on her fingers with some melancholy: "Why are you fat four? Twelve vampires should have 12 points, why only 36 points?"

Xiaokulou took the trouble to explain to him over and over again: "Because you can only add 25 at most."

The snake controlled by the three heads complained tearfully: "I know that I can add up to 25 points, but I caught 12, and one got three points. Why can't I add 36 points?"

Little Skull: "Because you can only add 25 points at most!"

……

The bar they chose is a very formal slow rock bar, and the owner is a normal human being.

The special management detachment found that several employees were non-human during the last spot check. Of course, the boss didn't know about it.

Generally speaking, if demons and demons are not born and raised in the human world, most of them have no academic qualifications. They are like cat demons with a good mind who open a store and find channels to survive well and nourishingly. But more demons and demons You can only do things that you can do without a degree.

For example, Mr. Siberian Tiger, after he came to the human world, he learned how to mix wine from the drunkard fox master. With his excellent appearance and bartending skills, he can barely take root in a bar.

Mr. Siberian Tiger is a very traditional straight monster. He has always believed in the dogma passed down by his ancestors: male and female match, and work is not tiring!

However, Mr. Siberian Tiger is now a tiger demon over 200 years old, but he has never had sex with a tiger girl.

Mr. Siberian Tiger doesn't know why Sister Hu looks down on him, but he is very strict in following what his cousin taught him.

Oh, that's right, Mr. Siberian Tiger was just a little tiger without enlightenment a long time ago. The eldest cousin has become a demon, and she often teaches her sister some knowledge for survival.

Mr. Siberian Tiger and his brothers are always curious, what are the girls whispering about?

One night, when the eldest cousin secretly taught her sister something, Mr. Siberian Tiger squatted aside and watched secretly.

Big cousin: "Meow~"

Although it is possible to transform a demon if you open your intelligence, even if you transform a demon, we will still retain some animal habits. Today I will teach you how to do it when you are in love.

Sister: "Aww~"

Okay, big cousin~

Mr. Siberian Tiger was secretly learning on the sidelines.

Hmm, squat down, lift up the butt, lift up the tail, and then "meow meow".

Very good, Mr. Siberian Tiger has learned the crooked way.

So that later, when Mr. Siberian Tiger defeated his opponent and gained the right to xxoo with the tiger sister, he always squatted down, raised his butt, and raised his tail as the big cousin said.

One left, one right, one male and one female, with two big brains looking at each other in the same posture, and Mr. Siberian Tiger even yelled "meow meow" twice.

Softer than a tiger girl!

Mr. Siberian Tiger: "Meow~"

Let’s have a happy xxoo~

Sister Hu originally looked at the strong and strong Mr. Siberian Tiger with admiration.

Turning into eyes looking like a fool, Miss Hu patted Mr. Siberian Tiger's head with her big fleshy pad, and roared at him, "You gay tiger, why are you grabbing the right to be married?"

Mr. Siberian Tiger covered his head and roared aggrievedly: "Ho—"

I'm not a gay tiger.

Hu Meizi left without looking back.

When Mr. Siberian Tiger grew up to be able to live independently, he hadn't developed his spiritual wisdom. It wasn't until he was kicked out of his territory by his mother for many years that he developed his spiritual wisdom.

At that time, Mr. Siberian Tiger howled pitifully, and finally followed his brothers and was driven away by his mother fiercely.

Later, the brothers who failed to develop their spiritual wisdom would live, grow old, get sick and die like ordinary tigers, and Mr. Siberian Tiger would soon be left with himself as a tiger.

He tried to find his sister, who was also likely to transform into a demon, but he never found it.

At that time, my sister had already gone to the demon world full of demon power under the guidance of my eldest cousin, but Mr. Siberian Tiger never knew about it.

"Alas—" Mr. Siberian Tiger heaved a long sigh.

The cool bartender in his hand kept moving, and in a short while, three glasses of the same blue enchantress were mixed.

British slow music was playing in the bar. The waiter came over. Mr. Siberian Tiger put the blue enchantress on the tray, pointed to a table of guests in the corner and said, "The guests at that table want it."

At this time, a group of people with extraordinary temperament rushed in.

"I'm going to sing tonight! You haven't heard me sing yet, have you?"

"Shut up, Xiao Fang! Don't be fooled by your tone-deaf voice, he sings really badly."

"Bah! Old Wang, you can sing so well, why can't you hear it?!"

"It's fine if it sounds better than you!"

Little Skull followed behind, secretly asking: "How ugly is Xiao Fang's singing?"

Ye Hui was amused by his gossip, and thought about it: "It's the kind of unpleasant sound that might kill you to listen to it a second time."

Having said that, Little Skull became even more curious!Looking at Xiao Fang with bright eyes, he was extremely looking forward to tonight's show.

A waiter greeted them, confirmed the information with them, and led everyone inside.

When passing by the bar, Mr. Siberian Tiger was looking at them. His glazed black eyes with eyeliner looked like a curious big cat.

The little skull felt something, turned his head, and met Mr. Siberian Tiger's eyes. It was a little monster who didn't know how to restrain energy fluctuations. I don't know what kind of monster it is?

He nodded to Mr. Siberian Tiger with a friendly smile, and Ye Hui gently shook his hand.

He leaned over and said, "It's a demon, I can feel the fluctuation of demon power."

Ye Hui glanced at Mr. Siberian Tiger and said, "It's a tiger demon. I reported to the police before, but was harassed by a foreign demon cougar, and finally sent the cougar back to America."

Little Skull nodded, thinking, Mr. Tiger is really welcome.

They ordered a large booth in the corner of the hall, which is specially used for dinner parties to celebrate birthdays and the like.

There are actually private rooms upstairs, but Xiaofang said that this bar will have nice resident singers singing at night, and there will be a [-]% discount for audience singing, so he insists on not letting everyone book a private room.

In fact, Xiao Fang secretly wanted to sing on stage and express his heart, which has long been exposed!

Mr. Siberian Tiger remembers the person in the special management detachment. Before that, he had been bartending in a bar, because he was a fledgling and his craftsmanship was very famous. bartender.

It was also there that he met a cougar.

Thinking of this, he frowned. After the cougar was sent back, he changed his job and came to this slow shake bar to bartend. With his skills and appearance honed in the bar, he has always been very popular with customers.

A turbulent beauty came over gracefully, leaned against the bar, winked and said, "Tiger, I want a glass of flaming red lips~"

Mr. Siberian Tiger raised his eyelids to look at her, then turned around and took out the material for the flaming red lips. After a while, a glass of red cocktail with flames was ready.

He pushed the wine over and said in a low voice, "It's ready."

Although Mr. Siberian Tiger is very popular, except for the love period, he has always been very self-controlled. Even during the love period, he can't find a tiger girl, so he solves it by himself.

The beauty narrowed her eyes and looked at him with interest, and seductively licked the rim of the glass with the tip of her tongue. This bartender exuded the aura of "no strangers allowed in" all over his body. Every time he saw him, the buttons of his suit and vest uniform It should be buttoned to the top, the kind where half of the Adam's apple is not exposed.

The beauty smiled, Tiger didn't know that his abstinent aura was more attractive to mad bees and butterflies.

She took a sip of the strong drink, and was about to say something seductive to tease him, when suddenly a force hit her, and the whole glass of cocktail was spilled on her body, making her extremely embarrassed.

A dignified and clear voice sounded: "Madam, I am really sorry."

"Do you have eyes?" The beauty raised her head and wanted to get angry, but was shocked by the other party's temperament.

The man in front of him wore elegant silver-rimmed thin-rimmed glasses, his forehead was smooth and plump, and his face was handsome and extraordinary. His demeanor revealed the word "elegance" everywhere, showing a very good upbringing.

He was wearing a white coat and seemed to have just arrived from the hospital: "I'm very sorry, lady, do you need to buy some clothes for you?"

A good-looking skin always makes it easy to overlook other bad things. The beauty pretended to be reserved and smiled and said, "It's all right, don't bother."

"Okay." The man in the white coat replied cheerfully.

Beauty: "???" What's going on?Shouldn't it be more polite?

The man had already pushed her away, sat on her original high chair seat, and said to Mr. Siberian Tiger affectionately: "Honey, I'm back, do you miss me?"

"You smuggled here?" Mr. Siberian Tiger's face turned dark, and he picked up his mobile phone to call the police the moment he saw him.

Ryan raised his glasses and said with an elegant smile: "How is it possible, dear, of course I came through the customs legally. After all, I am a talented demon with double doctorates in animal science and animal husbandry and veterinary. Healing diseases of ordinary animals, as well as monsters, all countries are more tolerant to me!"

When Tiger heard this, he really wanted to fight a monster. Mr. Puma’s family has been rooted in the human world for many years, and all the descendants went to elementary school, middle school, university, and work as smoothly as real humans.

Unlike wild monsters like him, who struggled to integrate into the human world, barely asking for a job to make ends meet.

He warned: "If you harass me again, I will call the police again and send you back."

After hearing this, Mr. Puma made a sad expression, "Honey, it's really sad for you to say that, obviously you love me too, don't you? Could it be that the flowering period was just my illusion? Didn't you Is it voluntary?"

"Shut up!" Mr. Siberian Tiger blushed and looked around nervously, "It was just an accident! And we didn't do anything at all, don't ruin my reputation casually!"

Ryan looked at his anxious look, and said fascinatedly: "Honey, you are so beautiful, are all oriental monsters as reserved as you? Fortunately, you just happened to be in love, otherwise I really couldn't see you Such a cute side, the way you raise your hips to woo me with the archetype is just so heart-pounding dear~~"

The reserved oriental monster Siberian Tiger was so shy that his head was smoking, he gritted his teeth and said, "Shut up!"

Mr. Puma looked at him dotingly, and said softly: "Okay, okay, give me a cup of Sweetheart Ocean, dear~"

Mr. Siberian Tiger trembled angrily, secretly took out various spirits, and used the strongest preparation method to specially mix a glass of the strongest wine, which looked extremely dark in color.

Ryan looked at the tiger who was playing with a temper, and said dotingly: "Thank you dear for giving me the special love wine."

He lowered his head and took a sip, his brows furrowed and he relaxed again, "Ah, it's really spicy, baby, do you want to express that your heart to me is as hot as strong wine?"

"..." The special steel cup used for mixing drinks was almost crushed by Mr. Siberian Tiger.

Ryan wanted to say something, but was suddenly interrupted by a magic sound piercing his brain!

"Ah~~~ Three points are destined! Hehe! Seven points depend on hard work! Hehe! Only hard work will win!"

Mr. Siberian Tiger also frowned and looked at the stage. He was a member of the special management detachment. He had an impression.

Xiao Fang was still shouting and singing on the stage, and the team members in the booth lowered their heads and covered their ears, expressing that they didn't know this person!

Little Skull deeply understood what Ye Hui meant when he said, 'If you listen to it once, you may die if you listen to it a second time'.

Only Snake's eyeballs emitted a faint ruby-like light under the dim light of the bar, and she looked at Xiao Fang adoringly: "It's amazing! It sounds good! Snake is calling you!"

Mr. Puma said affectionately to Mr. Siberian Tiger: "Wait for me, I will sing you a love song."

Mr. Siberian Tiger refused with a wooden face: "No need, thank you."

Mr. Puma smiled gracefully: "Duplicate little tiger."

Mr. Siberian Tiger: QAQ I'm going to Nima (Turn the table!)

……

Xu Zhixiao drank some cocktails tonight, he was a little tipsy, his head was dizzy, and his cheeks were blushing.

Listening to Xiao Fang's howling ghosts and howling wolves, my head hurt even more.

He got up and went to the toilet to wash his face, when he came out, he saw Chi Wei leaning against the wall waiting for him.

Chi Wei looked at him eagerly, like a big dog waiting for his master to feed him.

The big dog pulled the owner to the corner.

"Why didn't you tell me that you were going to be transferred to the special management detachment?"

Xu Zhixiao lazily leaned against the wall, the corner of his mouth raised slightly and asked back: "I told you, you let me come?"

Chi Wei choked, he really didn't want Xu Zhixiao to come, "The special management detachment is all in contact with the frontline affairs, some cases are more dangerous than you can imagine, 3S level monsters and demons may hurt you, you Intelligence is safe and easy, and I don't want you to risk it."

Xu Zhixiao chuckled, he let go a little more than usual when he was slightly drunk, and said to Chi Wei with a little blurred eyes: "But I don't think it's an adventure to be with you."

Chi Wei's throat twitched, and warm heat surged into his heart. With a light smile, he lowered his head and kissed Xu Zhixiao's beautiful eyebrows, kissing his lips inch by inch, and pecked affectionately.

The two kissed for a while before returning to the bar.

Just in time for Mr. Puma to sing on stage.

Under the illumination of the stage lights, the gentle man in a white coat looked affectionately in the direction of Mr. Siberian Tiger, and sang with his thin lips one by one:

Confirmed eyes, I met the right demon,

I went abroad alone as a lion, and the sound of tiger's hooves ran like tears...

Xu Zhixiao felt a little funny when he heard the lyrics, so he casually used his predictive ability to detect it, and saw a picture in his mind:

The man who sang affectionately on the stage turned into a majestic lion in the next moment, and the people around him fled in all directions, and the scene was extremely chaotic!

Xu Zhixiao panicked and shouted to Xiao Fang who was lying on the sofa: "No! Xiao Fang, the stage enchantment!"

Xiao Fang slept like a dead pig, motionless, and he had the most fun today.

Everyone saw Xu Zhixiao's reaction and understood that something might happen.

Jiao La decisively lifted Xiao Fang's front, and slapped Xiao Fang twice on the left and right with his right hand!

"Set up an enchantment on the stage!"

Xiao Fang woke up covering his red and swollen face, crying and setting a barrier on the stage.

In the next second, the people on the stage disappeared from everyone's sight, and the crowd was discussing:

"Why are you missing?"

"This bar is so magical, do you still play magic tricks?"

"Haha, have you changed your life? Interesting!"

In the enchantment, the gentle man had torn his clothes and turned into a lion, bumping into the enchantment drunkenly.

Xiaofang's enchantment is also very unstable, and the figure of the lion appears and disappears from time to time.

"Am I blind? People turned into lions?"

"Isn't it a big change to a living person, is it a big change to a living lion? Interesting!"

"Special program, this is it!"

……

The situation was getting worse and worse, Ye Hui and Chi Wei led all the team members to evacuate all the guests urgently, the bar owner came to stop it but it didn't work, they pushed them out together.

After everyone had dispersed, Mr. Siberian Tiger squeezed in and looked towards the stage anxiously: "I have a monster ID card, I'm not an ordinary human being."

Lao Wang looked at his ID card, "Tiger demon, Siberian tiger species, this lion is your friend? Hey, you look familiar."

"It's... a friend." Mr. Siberian Tiger jumped onto the stage and watched the manic lion hitting the wall with the others. He patted the barrier and shouted: "Lian! Calm down! Calm down!"

Hearing his words, the male lion seemed to be comforted a little. He walked over panting heavily, with his terrifying fangs still exposed to intimidate the strange members of the special management detachment.

"Roar--"

Tiger said slowly, "Ryan, calm down, calm down."

The male lion walked towards him, put away its giant teeth, lay down on the ground, bared its furry belly, and roared aggrievedly: "Roar——"

Can't go back, uncomfortable, headache.

Seeing the lion calm down, Chi Wei signaled Xiao Fang to remove the barrier, and Mr. Siberian Tiger walked over and stroked the lion's head comfortingly.

Chi Wei said: "Is there something wrong with the monster's power? It's not right. How can such a big adult monster not be able to control the transformation? It's not a cub like a snake."

The named Snake looked over, after the other irrelevant personnel were evacuated, he had already turned into a prototype, the big head said: "I don't know why, the magic power in my body is very strange today, I feel a little out of control, it will be much more comfortable to turn into a prototype .”

Santo sucked on the pacifier and said: "Three likes the prototype! You can suck ten pacifiers at once!"

Jiao La also said: "I also feel that the human form is a bit uncomfortable, maybe it's because he drank some wine, did the lion also drink just now?"

Hearing this, Mr. Siberian Tiger remembered the super strong wine he specially mixed for the puma, and said angrily, "It seems to be because of the wine I mixed for him."

Lao Wang asked in disbelief, "Did you put medicine in the wine?"

Mr. Siberian Tiger blushed and said: "What medicine? What are you thinking? It's just a little bit stronger."

When talking like this, the lion has a tendency to be manic, which forms a huge contrast with the elegance of the human form.

Jiao La was taken aback, and sprayed some pepper spray on the lion's face. Unexpectedly, the lion not only didn't look hot, but became even more excited! ! !

Xiao Fang hurriedly opened the barrier again, drunkenly wondering: "My barrier today is also very strange, very unstable."

The male lion in the enchantment suddenly stopped moving, and his figure gradually shrank and shrunk, finally turning into a young lion that just opened its eyes.

"Meow" in a milky voice.

Silence all around...

"How...how could this be..." Mr. Siberian Tiger looked at the fluffy little lion in disbelief.

Whether it is a demon or a demon, it is impossible to regress, unless the main body like Ye Hui is a plant, and it may start from scratch. It is impossible for an animal demon to suddenly turn back into a cub.

The lion cub seemed to be very attached to him, "meowing" tenderly, wagging its short tail and trying to get close to him.

Xiao Fang rubbed his eyes, and said to Mr. Siberian Tiger, "The wine you mixed is so strong that the lion has turned into a kitten."

Mr. Siberian Tiger: "...what should we do now."

Lao Wang yawned and said, "Let's take care of him first. Didn't you say he is your friend? After the alcohol is over, maybe he will recover."

Hearing Lao Wang's words, the little lion yelled at Mr. Siberian Tiger more pitifully: "Meow~"

The fluffy cub has pitiful round eyeballs, and the pink meat pads are grabbing his trousers, with a look of "I'm following you".

Mr. Siberian Tiger sighed helplessly, and took the little lion back home.

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Spring is here, and it's the season for animals to xx...

The tiger girl raised her butt shyly.

Siberian tiger Xiansen also shyly raised his butt.

After the cold scene.

The tiger girl snorted and said badly: "Tsk! I didn't expect it to be a gay tiger! It also beat my men away, so angry!"

Siberian Tiger Xiansen feels wronged: I am not a gay tiger.

Since then, tigresses in the Northeast have been spreading the word that when they are in love, they must be careful of a gay tigress, and they will do nothing if they grab the sex rights.

I was wondering what the name of Mr. Siberian Tiger should be?Tiger?It doesn't sound good, I don't know why when I wrote Mr. Siberian Tiger, I always wanted to be Jiang Hudong, hahahaha.