don't bother me knitting

Xiaokulou stood behind Xiao Fang, looking at the camera's synchronized video displayed on the computer, a young man in black was sitting upright, smiling a little stiffly.

Xiao Fang said: "Come on, have a smile and try again, your smile is too uncoordinated."

After the transformation, the snake with single eyelids sat in front of the camera aggrievedly, took a deep breath and readjusted his expression, showing a standard smile with eight teeth.

"Click!" The photo of the ID card freezes instantly.

"Very good, this one is very nice."

Both Snake and Gu Lou leaned over to look at it, not bad.

Snake looks a bit like a Korean star after transforming into a shape. According to Snake himself, he transformed himself according to a poster he picked up at the time, and it seemed to be a very popular star named Kim at that time.

Xiao Fang fiddled with it for a while, and a brand new monster ID card came out!

【Name】Xiao Jiu (Hydra)

[Date of Birth] Before the founding of the People's Republic of China

【Race】Demon

[Residence address] In the largest cave in Jiligulu Village, Bianjiang District, Demon Realm

[ID card number] MOWU001029

In turn, the back of the ID card reads:

[Remarks] Arrested for attempting to steal a pacifier into a house, Nian was released after one month of labor reform in the special management detachment with no casualties and no major property damage. Follow-up follow-up observations will continue and regular return visits will be recorded.

"I have an ID card!" Snake took the ID card and kissed several times, then hugged Gu Lou's shoulder, and said, "Let's get a bank card and deposit the money in it! I still want to buy a bank card." A new phone! Expand our business! It's called business, right?"

Gu Lou nodded, "Yes, the 30 balls of yarn sent by Grandpa Yangjiao have all been made into finished products and sold to the cat demon. Miss Muppets reported that the sales are very good, and she wants to order another 100 sets. We can have some when we go back this time." busy!"

Snake shook his head and said, "No, there are not 30 balls, but two balls of yarn were taken away by the black crow! The black crow is really a dishonest monster!"

Little Skull shared the same hatred: "That's right!"

Xiao Fang turned off the computer, laughed loudly and said, "The only ones who are willing to deliver couriers to and from the Three Realms are the Black Crows. This is a deadly business at any time, so you can be content."

The little skull touched his nose, as if it was right.

Snake thought about it, clapped his hands and said: "Loulou, when we have capital, we can develop more industries, and the Three Realms express delivery will be good! I am a high-level demon, and my space is very large. Send me a trip to eat." One year! At the same time, we can also develop our trade in the demon world, get rid of poverty and become rich! Our village will get rich first, and the rich will be richer later, which will enhance the happiness of the demon people and build a harmonious and stable demon society."

"...What have you been looking at all this time?"

"This!" Snake turned on the TV, and the program "Getting Rich" was playing on the TV. When the screen changed to "News Network", Snake watched it seriously: "It was the deputy team who let me watch it! He gave me back I brought the books "Entrepreneurship Success 100% After Reading This Book", "The Reason You Failed in Starting a Business Because You Didn't Read This Book", and "Introduction to National Governance" and "Great Men's Ideological, Moral and Political Classes."

Gu Lou applauded, this is really a hydra that has been nurtured, bathed in brilliance, and has a firm stand!

Xiao Fang was moved, and patted Snake on the back so hard that he coughed: "Xiao Jiu, when you grow your fourth head, you will be an adult, and you can consider working in our special management detachment at that time." ! Brother is covering you!"

"Yes! Sir!" Snake saluted.

Little Skull walked out silently, the office was a little jittery right now, and there was still a strange smell in the air.

The team members were so smoked that they covered their mouths and noses and opened all the windows to ventilate. Chi Wei shouted sharply: "Weasel! You are assaulting the police!"

The weasel locked in the cage embarrassingly put away its "weapon" - butt.

It said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry, I just want to teach that couple a lesson."

In another cage, the snow-white feathers of two black-bone chickens were falling here and there. They opened their beaks and yelled at the weasel: "I know you have no good intentions. My house lost two eggs last night. You must have stolen them." .”

The weasel pouted fiercely: "Don't frame the demon! I've never been to your house!"

"Who else but you?"

Chi Wei clutched his forehead with a headache, and flicked his fingers to call out the monitoring system. At about 12 o'clock in the evening, two children who looked about ten years old entered Wuji's house through the window, and came out again after a while. up.

Chi Wei tapped on the screen, motioned them all to look over, and asked, "Are all the windows of your house closed?"

When the Wuji couple saw that they were wrong, they hesitated and couldn't speak, "Who would have thought that a child would come in through the window, that is the ventilation window of the bathroom, the window frame is very small, we usually don't close it..."

The weasel scolded angrily: "Hmph! You have wronged people! You deserve to be unable to make a single word!"

The Wuji couple also got angry when they heard this, and their old enemies scolded into a ball.

Chi Wei zoomed in on the screen, and looked at the faces of the two children together.

Little Skull leaned over to have a look, "These two children look alike."

"Well, they should be twins." Chi Wei rubbed his chin, "I always feel a little strange."

He sent the screenshot of the photo to Ye Hui.

There was a knock on the door.

Ye Hui said without raising his head, "Please come in."

A small head wearing a black peaked cap poked in, and Ye Hui raised the corners of his mouth happily, and said softly, "Come here."

Chi Wei came in behind Gu Lou, Ye Hui raised his eyebrows and asked when he saw him, "What are you doing here?"

Chi Wei: "..." Such an obvious lack of attitude!

Covering his mouth, the little skull laughed "Kaka", "A pair of twins stole the eggs of a couple of black-bone chickens. Chi Wei wants you to check the national population system."

While Gu Lou was explaining, Ye Hui had already logged into the internal population information system of Guoan, and compared the two photos sent by Chi Wei.

During the search process, Chi Weining raised his eyebrows and asked: "Do you think these two children look a little strange, and I can't tell what is so strange, but they are a little different from ordinary people?"

When the progress bar reaches 100%, the information of two children will pop up.

【Akisha】【Achille】

【Household Registration】Chengchuan Yunzhou

Ye Hui turned his computer screen in their direction and said, "Minorities."

Chi Wei tapped his hand, "Probably because of the darker facial contours of ethnic minorities, they feel a little different."

Gu Lousi said: "Why do these two children come out in the middle of the night to steal things? And it's the egg of the black-bone chicken couple, it's their children."

Chi Wei burst out laughing, "Hahahaha, you don't really think those two eggs are their cubs, do you? Hahaha, I laughed so hard, why are you so naive."

"……"Any questions?Isn't the egg the chicken's baby?The little skull was a little at a loss when Chi Wei laughed.

Ye Hui narrowed his eyes and said in a deep voice, "Don't bully him."

Only then did Chi Wei stop laughing, "Hahahaha, isn't this the common sense of spirits and monsters? Even if you haven't come to the human world, you should know it."

Ye Hui ignored him, patted Gu Lou's head, and explained: "If it was really the child of the black-bone chicken couple, then they would have fought to the death, it's definitely not as simple as a weasel emitting a few bad smells and the black-bone chicken calling the police. "

He pulled the Gulou to open the door, pointed to the black-bone chicken couple, and said, "Look carefully, every time the breeding season comes, the hens will lie down on their nests. You can see that the black-bone chicken couple's hens are always lying down and hatching eggs." , Even a mature chicken can’t resist the drive of biological instinct, so chicken monsters will go to the supermarket to buy a few eggs to lay their nests.”

"I see." Little Skull nodded to show he understood.

Ye Hui saw that Little Skull was carrying a big hiking bag, and asked, "Have you packed your luggage?"

"It's all packed." The little skull jumped and moved the backpack up a bit, "But there is something left behind, and I will bring it back next time."

"what?"

you.

The little skull thought happily in his heart, but didn't say it, but said: "Well... I won't tell you."

Ye Hui chuckled, and gently embraced him, "When are you leaving? I'll see you off."

Gu Lou shook his head: "Go with Snake to get the card in the afternoon and then leave, you don't need to see me off."

"Ok?"

"I want you to pick me up." Gu Lou said seriously: "When I become a human, I want you to pick me up."

"it is good."

"It's a word."

The two hooked their little fingers sweetly, and pressed their thumbs lightly.

Chi Wei ran out long ago without seeing it.