President, Our Egg Is Lost

Ji Xiaoyu took a shower with her son's boy peeing on her head, and when he came out of the shower, he saw that Cheng Paopao had already put on a suit of clothes, with a diaper wrapped around his buttocks, and was crawling around on the carpet in the room , The action is neat.Cheng Yutang handed him a rattle, and he sat up and held it in his hand, ringing it very cheerfully.

Just now Ji Xiaoyu wanted to spank his son's ass, but now he is full of joy like all the silly fathers in the world, hehe, my son is so smart and so cute!

Cheng's father and Cheng's mother also sat on the side and watched intently, just like children watching giant pandas on TV.

Cheng's father also boasted: "Our family's Pao Pao is so capable, it doesn't look like a newborn baby at all."

Cheng's mother sighed: "Isn't it? It looks like a half-year-old doll, but it is much smarter than ordinary children of this age."

After a pause, he asked Cheng Yutang again: "Tangtang, you and Xiaoyu suddenly have such a big son, how are you going to explain it to outsiders?"

Cheng Yutang has considered this issue long ago, "Let's say that Xiao Yu and I gave birth to the child through some special technological means, and I have prepared the birth certificate and related documents to ensure that nothing goes wrong, and no one can find out the problem. .”

Cheng's mother was relieved, "That's good."

Father Cheng thought for a moment and said, "Why don't we hold a half-year-old banquet for Pao Pao in a few days, and officially announce it to some relatives and friends, so as to save them from making wild guesses. It's not good for Pao Pao's future growth. What do you think? Sample?"

Ji Xiaoyu didn't care, and had no idea about it, so she went to see Pao Pao's father.

Cheng Yutang responded happily, "Dad, you are very thoughtful, so I will do as you say."

Cheng Paopao suddenly crawled up to his father, grabbed one of his fingers and stuffed it into his mouth.But he didn't have teeth yet, so he couldn't gnaw, he just licked his father's fingers so that his saliva was all over him.

Ji Xiaoyu was so itchy that she wanted to laugh, so she quickly pulled her fingers out.

Cheng Paopao refused to let go, and a pair of chubby hands grabbed his clothes and climbed up on him, arching back and forth like a big fat bug.

Ji Xiaoyu asked strangely: "Paopao, what are you looking for? Dad doesn't have any toys with him."

Cheng Paopao pressed his small head against his chest, moaning and groaning, not knowing what he was talking about.

Cheng's mother covered her lips and smiled, "I'm afraid Bubble is hungry, he is looking for milk."

Ji Xiaoyu blushed instantly, and in the eyes of someone who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, she stuffed Cheng Paopao into his arms, and said embarrassingly: "I don't have any milk, I'm going to find your father!"

Cheng Yutang pinched his ears, and got up to make milk powder for his son who was waiting to be fed.

Cheng's mother had already prepared a large feeding bottle, poured 200ml of milk quickly, and then said, "Tangtang, hold Bubble with one arm, and keep your head higher than your body. Don't shake."

Cheng Yutang promised to hold his son well, then took the bottle, brought the nipple to his mouth, and said softly, "Bubble, it's time to drink milk."

Cheng Bubble took the pacifier in his mouth and drank vigorously, gurgling and gurgling.

Cheng's father praised: "Our Bubble is really energetic, what a strong boy!"

Ji Xiaoyu secretly puffed out her chest triumphantly, that's not true, my son is still wrong, follow me!

In a blink of an eye, a large bottle of milk was consumed, and Cheng Paopao seemed to be still not full, so he whined dissatisfiedly while sucking on the empty bottle.

Cheng's mother hurriedly made another bottle, and Cheng Paopao drank it all unceremoniously, and stopped barking this time.

Cheng's mother said again: "Tangtang, hold Pao Pao upright, put it on your shoulder and pat your back."

Cheng Yutang followed suit again, and after patting for a while, Cheng Paopao burped loudly with an "uh".

"Okay, okay, I'm comfortable now." Mother Cheng smiled, "I think our bubble is so strong, I'm afraid we can't just drink milk, we need to add some supplementary food, next time I will make some rice cereal for him Vegetable juice or something."

Ji Xiaoyu sighed when he heard that, raising a child is really not easy, Grandpa Hou really didn't lie to him back then.

Thanks to Cheng's mother's experience and Pao Pao's father's strong execution ability, otherwise he would be in a hurry to do it by himself.

It was only at night that he realized that the previous things were nothing, and the real test came.

During dinner, Cheng's mother also said that the old couple would help them bring bubbles at night. Ji Xiaoyu had the nerve to let the old man suffer from hard work during the day and night, so she patted her chest to ensure that it would be no problem for her to bring it.

At 08:30 in the evening, the couple joined forces to take a bath for Cheng Paopao.

When Cheng Paopao was still in chicken form, he liked to play with water. When it rained, there would be small puddles in the yard, and he would step on them and play for a long time.A few times I wanted to jump into the water lily pond in the corner of the yard to play, and almost drowned to death.To be on the safe side, Cheng's father had to fill the pool with soil and plant a crabapple tree.

It's even worse now, sitting in the bathtub for a second, restless, slapping the water continuously, watching the two fathers squawk happily after being splashed all over their faces, and as a result, the whole family of three got wet after taking a bath , The bathroom is like water flooding Jinshan.

Cheng Paopao refused to come out after taking a bath, holding on to the side of the tub and refusing to let go, the couple had to let him play for an extra quarter of an hour, and then forced him to come out to dry his little body.

Cheng Paopao didn't have enough fun, and he wrinkled his face in displeasure, and said "hmm" in his mouth as if he was protesting.

"I've played enough, you can learn to swim and soak in the pool when you grow up." Ji Xiaoyu put her naked son on the bed, and flicked his forehead lightly.

Cheng Yutang was just about to put diapers on Cheng Paopao, when she heard the sound of "Pululu" under the little guy's buttocks, there was a pile of soft gold on the bed, and there was a unique smell in the bedroom , that is called a sour cool.

The couple: "..."

Ji Xiaoyu covered her nose and said angrily: "This little rascal, he didn't do it in the toilet just now, but he did it as soon as he put it on the bed, it's clearly a deliberate act of trouble! Now it's over, the bed sheet that was changed yesterday has to be changed today!"

"I'll change it, because I didn't put the urinal on the bed first." Cheng Yutang smiled helplessly, "The bubble is still young, and I can't control my bowel movements by myself. It will be fine when it grows up."

So Cheng Yutang changed the bed sheets, and Ji Xiaoyu washed the little guy's butt, put on a changing mat, and then wrapped diapers.

Ji Xiaoyu has always thought that she is very smart and can learn everything quickly, but during the day, under the guidance of Cheng's mother, she changed Cheng Paopao's diapers twice, but it is still not easy to pack, because the little villain is not cooperative at all, and her buttocks twisted her calves With a push, the diaper that was just wrapped opened.

I was almost sweating from tossing, and finally wrapped it up barely, and then put on the little clothes, and became a clean and beautiful little baby again.

At 09:30, Cheng Yutang fed a bottle of milk to Cheng Paopao, burped and put his son on the crib next to their big bed, and then sang a lullaby: "Sleep well, baby, blue The night sky is so beautiful, the little stars twinkle and twinkle, and accompany you to sleep peacefully..."

Cheng Paopao slept for two hours in the afternoon, and now he listened happily with his big bright eyes open, and occasionally babbled and hummed along.

Ji Xiaoyu lay on her stomach on the big bed, and she was also very happy to hear it. His father's voice was soft and magnetic, very sweet. To use the current popular words, it could make people's ears pregnant, hehe.

After Cheng Yutang sang a song slowly, Cheng Paopao yawned, his eyes were half-closed, and he looked like he was about to fall asleep.

At this time, his mobile phone rang suddenly, and it was a call from an executive of the company.The call at this time was probably related to something important, so Ji Xiaoyu gestured for him to go out to pick it up, and then went on to put her son to sleep.

After Cheng Yutang went out, Ji Xiaoyu opened her mouth and sang a song she was most familiar with: "You are my little apple, I can't love you too much, your red face warms my heart, click The fire that brightens my life..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

Cheng Paopao, who was a little drowsy, suddenly opened his eyes wide again, waving his arms and kicking his legs while calling out, as if to accompany him.

Ji Xiaoyu secretly thought something was wrong, quickly abandoned "Little Apple", and sang the lullaby that Pao Pao's father sang just now.

But it didn't work. The more he sang Cheng Bubble, the better he became. Halfway through the song, he even turned over and used all his hands and feet to climb over the railing of the crib and climb onto the big bed, almost falling off without leaving any.

Ji Xiaoyu had no choice but to carry her son onto the big bed, nodding at his nose and saying displeasedly: "Cheng Paopao, what are you doing on Dad and Daddy's bed, why don't you go to sleep!"

Naturally, Cheng Paopao didn't answer, but just crawled around on the big bed with great interest, looking here and there, smelling like a puppy.After a while, I climbed to the pillow, and I didn't know how to reach out to grab it. I grabbed a box with a small banana on the package from under the pillow, and waved it back and forth excitedly like a rattle.

Ji Xiaoyu's face became hot, and she hurriedly snatched the box of small bananas, and said with a straight face: "Little rascal, this is not a toy, you can't move it around, you know?"

Cheng Yutang understands that he is now pregnant with a dick, and his energy is not as good as before. Recently, he used a condom during sex at night, so as not to spend time cleaning up afterwards.

Cheng Paopao was unhappy, and stretched out his chubby hand to snatch the little banana back. Of course, Ji Xiaoyu couldn't give it to him, so he had to get out of bed and bring up a bunch of toys in exchange.

Cheng Paopao was distracted, no longer obsessed with the little banana, and started tinkering with the pile of toys instead.

Two hours later, Cheng Yutang called and dealt with another urgent business, and returned to the bedroom with a stack of faxed documents. When he came in, he couldn't help laughing.Cheng Paopao was sitting on the big bed, nibbling a baby chew with relish, while Paopao's father was standing on the edge of the bed to block him, and he was already asleep, with one leg falling off the bed, looking like he was about to roll off at any moment.

He stepped forward to pick up Paopao's father, moved him to the bed and put it away, Ji Xiaoyu woke up with his eyes open, yawned and asked, "Tangtang, what time is it?"

"It's almost twelve o'clock." Cheng Yutang leaned over and patted his head, "Baby, go back to sleep, I'll watch Bubble."

When Cheng Paopao heard his name, he immediately crawled over, forced his way between the two of them, patted one and then the other with a smile on his face.

Ji Xiaoyu had a headache and said: "It's so late, why is this little ancestor still not sleeping?"

"Maybe I'm a little excited about transforming on the first day." Cheng Yutang said with a smile, "It's okay, go to sleep, I'm not sleepy, and I just have a few documents to read."

Although I have been at home for holidays, I still have to do business.However, Cheng Yutang had to spend the day with his parents, his lover, and his son, so they basically didn't have much free time, so most things could only be dealt with at night.Occasionally, Ji Xiaoyu would wake up from a dream in the middle of the night, and would see that Pao Pao's father was still awake, still sitting by the bedside and working by the lamp.

Ji Xiaoyu took the initiative to hug the man's neck, kissed him hard on the face, and said a little distressed: "Father, you have worked so hard, how can your body bear this?"

Cheng Yutang clasped the back of his head and gave him a deep kiss, let him go after more than ten seconds, and said softly: "It's not hard, with you by my side, I'll do whatever I want—don't worry, baby, I'm not doing it for I just said that to coax you, but I really don’t feel tired. Since being with you, I feel that both my body and energy have improved a lot, and my thinking is clearer. Even if I stay up late at night and during the day, I don’t feel tired. Sleepy, you really are my little lucky star."

Ji Xiaoyu was both happy and confused, "Why is this? Our situation is just the opposite. Could it be that my energy has been transferred to you?"

Just as Cheng Yutang was about to answer, Cheng Paopao, who was left out, became upset and interrupted him by yelling, grabbing his skirt to show his presence.

Cheng Yutang kissed the little guy on the forehead as well, "Baby Pao Pao, you are also Daddy's little lucky star."

Only then was Cheng Paopao satisfied, he lay between the two of them and yawned with his mouth open, while a chubby hand grabbed one of his father's little fingers instead.

Ji Xiaoyu's heart softened, so he held onto it like this. Cheng Yutang took a thin quilt to cover him, and hummed a lullaby again.

This time, within a minute, Cheng Paopao closed his eyes and fell asleep, sleeping peacefully like a little angel.

Ji Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief, finally she could sleep soundly.

But the son sleeps in the middle of the big bed, and the couple jokingly called it a supper in addition to three meals a day, that is, the routine "entertainment" before going to bed every night is not easy to carry out.

Cheng Yutang could tell at a glance what he was thinking when he frowned, so he laughed softly and said, "Hey, let's sleep like this today, and I'll make it up to you twice."

"It doesn't matter whether it's mended or not, a little moderation is good for your health." Ji Xiaoyu's face became hot, and she pretended to be serious, "His father, you should go to bed early after reading the materials."

"Yes, father."

At three o'clock in the middle of the night, when the couple were sound asleep, they were suddenly awakened by the sound of woo-wa-wa-wa.

Cheng Yutang turned on the bedside lamp, and saw Cheng Paopao lying between them with his eyes open and his mouth open, his arms and legs moving wildly together.The little guy didn't cry, but the yelling was really loud in the quiet night, Cheng Yutang hurriedly patted and comforted him, but it had no effect.

Ji Xiaoyu rubbed her eyes and asked sleepily, "What's wrong with my son? Did you have a nightmare?"

Cheng Yutang said, "Probably not, I guess I'm hungry."

"Oh, what a hassle..." Ji Xiaoyu muttered.

He remembered that Cheng's mother had said during the day that a baby under one year old had to eat several meals a day, and it was very likely that he would wake up hungry and need milk at night.

"It's okay, you go to sleep, I'll feed Pao Pao." Cheng Yutang said and got out of bed, after a while, he made a big bottle of milk, and picked Cheng Pao Pao to feed him.

Cheng Paopao immediately stopped shouting, and began to drink with a pacifier in his mouth.

After drinking a whole bottle of milk, and burping out again, Cheng Yutang put his son back on the bed again, then turned off the lights and lay down.

As a result, 3 minutes later, when Ji Xiaoyu was about to see Duke Zhou again, he heard a muffled popping sound in Cheng Paopao's diaper, and then the sour taste permeated from it again.

Ji Xiaoyu: "..."

Cheng Yutang turned on the light again, jokingly said, "Our family eats and grows a lot of Pao Pao, otherwise how could it grow so fast."

Ji Xiaoyu raised her forehead, raising a child is really terrible, and thinking about having one in her stomach is even more frightening.

After giving birth to the second baby, he will resolutely use contraception, and will, also, no, give birth again in the future!

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