President, Our Egg Is Lost

Before the Qiaos came here, they had also heard about a certain "strange news" circulating in the upper circles of the capital, but they didn't want to believe it. With the status and background of the Cheng family, how could they allow such shocking and unconventional things to happen? Those who are envious and jealous are just gossiping behind their backs.So they brought a pair of children to pay New Year's greetings today, pretending that they didn't know anything.

But looking at the situation now, it seems that the rumors are not groundless?

Qiao Yage's face turned pale, and he tugged at the bow on his cuff in frustration.

She couldn't even tell, but her parents insisted on her coming, this is great, it's going to be ashamed to throw home!

However, she thought that her relationship with brother Tang and this little bodyguard would not last long, but now it seems that the relationship between the two is ten times better than it was a few months ago!Moreover, this little bodyguard actually came to Cheng's house during the Chinese New Year, and Aunt Cheng treated him so well, even closer than his own son. How could this be so?Not scientific at all!

This kid is not actually a human, he must be a goblin!

Mother Cheng went to the kitchen and brought a bowl of porridge with longan and lotus seeds to Ji Xiaoyu. The latter ate it with great applause, and ended up with a circle of soup around his mouth.

Cheng Yutang took out a handkerchief from his pocket, wiped it carefully, and asked softly, "Do you want to add some more?"

Ji Xiaoyu waved her hand: "No, I'm full."

Qiao's mother and her husband looked at each other, suppressed the surprise in their hearts, and said warmly: "Hey, is this child one of Yutang's cousins? He looks so handsome."

"It's not my cousin." Cheng Yutang smiled, and hugged the little thing's shoulders affectionately and tenderly, "Aunt Qiao, Uncle Qiao, let me introduce you, this is my lover Ji Xiaoyu. Yage went back to Ning City to perform I saw it when I was there, didn't she tell you?"

Only then did Ji Xiaoyu see Qiao Yage, and she immediately held Cheng Yutang's hand like a conditioned reflex. Why is this woman here again!

Although now he is very sure that Pao Pao's father will not betray him and empathize with others, but he has to show the attitude he should have.

This man is his, no one should think about it!

"..." The corners of the Qiao's and his wife's eyes twitched, and they turned to look at their daughter together.

"I'm sorry, I, I forgot." Qiao Yage was so embarrassed that he wanted to hide his face and run away.

How could she forget, she just didn't want to say it, or she would admit that her charm is not as good as that of a boy who was born as a bodyguard, how could she say it!

Cheng's mother smiled and said: "It's okay, it's not too late to get to know each other formally now. Xiao Yu is a very nice kid, innocent and kind, and he values ​​love and righteousness. Our family and Tang can meet him and be with him. His father and I will finally be together." You can rest assured."

Qiao's mother's face changed several times in a flash, and it took a while before she reluctantly said: "Really, that's really rare. But right now, our country doesn't recognize same-sex marriage, and the two of them might cause a lot of gossip when they get together. , are you not worried at all?"

Cheng's mother said lightly: "There is nothing to worry about. Although the country does not recognize it, it does not say that the marriage of two men is a violation of the law. As for other people, let them say what they like. Anyway, there will be no loss of meat. Life is your own. It’s just as long as you feel happy, don’t you think that’s the truth?”

If not for the presence of Qiao's family, Ji Xiaoyu would have clapped her hands and applauded loudly.

Ever since he entered this door, Cheng's mother had always been very kind to him, but today she seemed to be very kind. She defended him everywhere in front of outsiders, and even did not hesitate to embarrass her family friends. This kind of love really moved him from the bottom of his heart.

Mother Qiao squeezed out a stiff smile: "That's right. The times are different now. It's really okay for two men to be together, but they can't have children. It's more or less regrettable."

In the past, Cheng's mother would definitely feel sad when she heard such words, but now she is not afraid at all. Just as she was about to reveal something happily, a child suddenly screamed "Ouch" from a corner of the living room.

Cheng Qiao's family followed the prestige, and saw Qiao Jingxuan squatting in the corner of the living room, covering his hands, in front of a little chicken with fried hair and wings.

Immediately, Mother Qiao didn't care about arguing with Mother Cheng, and hurried forward and said, "Jingxuan, what's the matter, did you get pecked by a chicken?"

Qiao Jingxuan quickly put his hands behind his back, pretending to be relaxed and said, "No, I was just playing around with the chick."

The adults were chatting just now, and they were talking about things he couldn't understand. He was bored to death. He saw a shelf in the corner of the living room with some novelties that he had never seen before, so he ran here. come and play.While playing, he found a little chick crawled out from under the shelf. It was so fluffy and chubby, and its little butt was twisting and twisting as he walked. Pecked bluntly.

This little chick doesn't look very big, but he is really strong, and it hurts him a little bit.However, although he is not very old, he knows that he wants to save face, so he doesn't want to tell the truth to his mother, so as not to be laughed at by the adults.

"Take out your hand and let mom see if the skin is broken. This chick is so dirty that I don't know how many germs are on it. If it gets hurt, it might have to go to the hospital for a rabies vaccination right away." Qiao's mother was a little anxious, ignoring her son. In protest, he grabbed his hand hidden behind and brought it to the front. Seeing a small red spot on the back of his tender hand, his heart ached, and he raised his hand to chase away the little chicken, "It's strange, Shouldn't this kind of thing be kept in a cage and fed, why did it run into the living room..."

The old couple and the young couple of the Cheng family shouted in unison: "Stop!"

Mother Qiao was startled, so she had to take her hand back.

Ji Xiaoyu strode forward, picked up Cheng Paopao from the ground, and kissed her son twice in a row regardless of the ashes on his son's head, not to mention the affection.

Qiao's couple: "..."

This kid looks very clever, could he be mentally ill?

During Cheng and Tang's pick-up process, Bubble gently smoothed the fur, and then said seriously under the incredulous gazes of the Qiao family: "Aunt Qiao, there are no germs on this chick, and he is usually clean. If you are worried, You can take Jingxuan to the hospital for a physical examination, and I will pay all the expenses."

Mother Qiao said in embarrassment: "If this is the case, forget it."

Cheng Yutang knelt down again and said to Qiao Jingxuan: "Jingxuan, I'm sorry, he is still young and thought you were going to hurt him, so he pecked you. I apologize to you on his behalf."

"No, it doesn't matter, I don't feel any pain anyway." Qiao Jingxuan said a little embarrassedly, looking helplessly at the very docile and docile little chicken nestled in Cheng Yutang's hands, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Yutang, can you take it away?" Lend it to me to play?"

Cheng Yutang spoke gently but refused without hesitation: "Sorry, no, he is a member of our family, not a toy."

Qiao's couple and Qiao Yage: "..."

Is brain damage contagious?

Seeing that the faces of Qiao's family were not right, Cheng's mother immediately came out to smooth things over and said, "Jingxuan, except for this little chicken, everything else you like will be given to you by my aunt, okay?"

"Thank you, auntie, no need, I don't want anything else." Qiao Jingxuan shook his head, his face full of disappointment.

Qiao's mother was upset, so she couldn't blame the Cheng family for being too stingy, so she coaxed: "Jingxuan, if you like chickens, mother will go to the market and buy you a bunch later."

Qiao Jingxuan frowned ungratefully: "I don't want it, I want to play with this little chicken!"

Mother Qiao was angry and annoyed. If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, she might have started scolding.

The gathering of the two families has turned into something nondescript. Father Qiao said with an uneasy face: "It's getting late, we should go back."

Cheng's father didn't hold back either, and got up to see off the guest: "Then we'll talk about it another day, go slowly."

So the Qiaos took the stiff elder daughter and the younger son who looked back frequently with reluctance to leave.

Cheng's mother was a little worried, "I'm afraid this will offend their whole family."

Cheng's father took a sip of tea from his cup and said calmly, "What are you afraid of? We don't owe their family anything. If we are tied together because of interests, then it's normal for us to break up someday."

Ji Xiaoyu gave Cheng's father a thumbs up, father is mighty!

Cheng Paopao yelled agreeably in his father's hand: "Chichi!"

Cheng's father immediately put down the cup and stretched out his hand towards the little chicken: "Bubble, come and let grandpa hug you!"

Cheng Paopao was not vague at all, waving his small wings and jumped directly from his father's hand to his grandfather's, making Cheng's father so happy that a big chrysanthemum bloomed on his face.

When falling asleep at night, Ji Xiaoyu was lying on the bed, her pajamas were pulled up to her chest, and her pajamas were pulled down to her hips, revealing her white belly. Dear, after a while, he turned his head to listen to the movement inside, which made him itchy, and he was aroused again, and a certain part of his body changed unknowingly.

While reaching out to push someone's head, trying to pull up his trousers to cover that unspeakable part, he panted slightly and said, "Father, no more, it's still early, I'm afraid it's not as big as a mung bean now." .”

"I'm saying hello to Erbao, he must be able to hear it." His father held down his rejecting hand, laughed in a low voice, then kissed him again, and asked meaningfully: "Then do you want it here? "

Ji Xiaoyu threw away her helmet and armor in an instant, rubbing her legs impatiently: "Yes, then hurry up..."

"coming……"

……

The happy and peaceful days passed quickly, the Lantern Festival passed in a flash, and the end of February came in a flash.

The spring on the 28th｜It was bright and sunny, the weather was fine, and the willow trees in the alley quietly bloomed a little bud.Many birds flew over, chirping on the branches, and there were children running around chasing and playing on the road, which was very lively.

Cheng Paopao, who had excess energy, had dug the land in the Cheng family's yard countless times for half a month, and finally couldn't hold back today. One crack, jumping over the threshold is about to run outside.Fortunately, Cheng's mother saw it from the kitchen window, so she quickly chased him out and caught him, otherwise it would be troublesome.

Cheng Paopao is still in the form of a fluffy chick, only with two slightly longer tail feathers growing on its buttocks. It is several times larger than when it was just hatched, and it is as fat as a ball. There is a bit of weight.

Cheng's mother patted the little fat chicken's buttocks, feigned anger and said: "Naughty ghost, ran out without saying hello, what if you lose it?"

Cheng Paopao rubbed her hand with his forehead flatteringly, "Chi Chi!"

After the young couple got up, as soon as Cheng's mother told her about it, Ji Xiaoyu flicked her son's forehead with her fingers, threateningly said: "Cheng Paopao, there are many bad people out there, if you are a chicken running around , will be caught to make chicken stewed mushrooms!"

Cheng Paopao trembled, then jumped up from the table unconvinced, and pecked his father on the forehead.

"Hey, you little rascal, you dare to talk back to your father without reflecting on what you did wrong!" Ji Xiaoyu rolled up her sleeves and said angrily, with a red mark on the center of her brow, like a cinnabar mole growing out of nowhere Same, looks pretty nice.

Cheng Paopao winked very much, and flapped his wings and jumped into Cheng's mother's arms to seek shelter, his father was so angry that he could only stare blankly.

Cheng Yutang smiled and patted the furry little daughter-in-law, "Hey, don't scare Bubble, he's just suffocated at home and wants to go out to play."

Ever since Cheng's father took Cheng Paopao for a walk in the park last time and experienced the wild cat horror incident, which frightened the whole family, the poor little chick never went out again.

"Isn't it?" Cheng's mother echoed with a smile, "Today's weather is pretty good, why don't we take Bubbles out for a stroll, and buy some small clothes by the way."

Bubble immediately chirped excitedly.

"Okay, let's go shopping!" Ji Xiaoyu actually held back like her son for a long time, and immediately responded happily, "But you don't need to buy clothes or anything, you've already bought enough, and you have such a big wardrobe. It’s too wasteful for Pao Pao to change a set every day for three months.”

This is not an exaggeration at all.Cheng's mother will go shopping whenever she has time this month, but instead of buying clothes and bags for herself, she buys baby products for her grandson who is about to transform. For this reason, Cheng's father has specially cleared out a room as a warehouse.

As of today, the warehouse is almost filled with all kinds of baby products, such as one hundred cans of newborn baby formula milk powder of the Big Baby brand, one hundred packs of diapers, a closet full of baby clothes, and various baby toys and medicines. Everything that one expects to find is really impressive.

Cheng's mother said angrily: "Whatever is wasted is something that can be used. Besides, even if the bubble can't be worn out, there are still two treasures. In the future, there will be three treasures and four treasures, which are actually not many at all."

With a wave of his hand, Cheng's father made a final decision: "Buy, buy, buy!"

Ji Xiaoyu's objection was invalid, so she could only blushed and compromised.

Then Cheng's father put the little fat chicken in a birdcage, and Cheng Yutang drove the whole family to go shopping together.

When they arrived at a comprehensive baby products store, the family went from store to store.Cheng Yutang pushed a shopping cart, Cheng's mother just put all kinds of products in the cart, Cheng's father carried Cheng Paopao, and Ji Xiaoyu was in charge of the shopkeeper.

This combination attracted the attention of many people, especially the children who saw the little fat chicken in the cage. They were very novel, and many of them gathered around asking if it was real, where they bought it, and if they could touch it. , making the whole family overwhelmed.

When passing by a bouncy castle, the manager of the shopping mall came in a hurry and greeted Cheng’s family with great enthusiasm. It was strange to see Cheng’s father holding a chicken in his hand, but he didn’t ask any questions, only threatened to give it to them. Everything I bought today was [-]% off, and then I nodded and shook hands one by one.

Although none of Cheng's family knew the manager and didn't care about the discount, they shook hands one by one without hitting the smiling faces.

When Cheng's father shook hands, he put the birdcage at his feet, but in just ten seconds, he lifted it up and saw that the birdcage was empty, and the little fat chicken was gone!

Now the whole Cheng family was dumbfounded.

The author has something to say: Don’t worry, Bubble is so fat, he can’t run far~