President, Our Egg Is Lost

It is hoped that the biggest heart disease will be resolved, and the somewhat repressed atmosphere of the Cheng family suddenly eased a lot.Cheng's mother brought out all the melon seeds, candies and snacks prepared for the Chinese New Year for Ji Xiaoyu to eat, and made dinner by herself. To clean up the dust for her son and daughter-in-law, Cheng Yutang rolled up her sleeves and helped her mother.

Ji Xiaoyu has always been greedy, but now he can't eat snacks because of the sequelae of airsickness, so he took Cheng Paopao and Mr. Cheng to discuss in the yard.

After being reminded by Cheng Yutang just now, he now knows the seriousness, and he just fought against Cheng's father in vain, without real strength.Even so, every move, every move, every punch, every kick is smooth and easy like flowing clouds and flowing water, just like a school of masters, and Cheng's father is completely convinced.

When the two fought each other, Cheng Paopao was on the stone table to observe and help out, chirping and gesticulating with his little wings, tripping himself if he didn't stay, and sitting on the table, teasing the unsmiling father Cheng There are wrinkles all over the face.

After exercising for a long time, Ji Xiaoyu felt more comfortable and had an appetite. It happened that the mother and son of the Cheng family had prepared dinner and set up a table full of beautiful things in eyes.

After Ji Xiaoyu took a sip, she was astonished and praised very sincerely: "Mom, the dishes you cook are really delicious! I thought Tangtang's cooking skills were already very good, but now I know what it means to be strong." Even stronger hands!"

Tangtang: "..."

Cheng's mother was very happy to hear that, and kept adding vegetables to his bowl: "Xiao Yu, eat more if you like it, don't be polite. Your child is good everywhere, but he is too thin, and he will be even more fat if he gains weight." It looks good."

"Thank you, Mom!" Ji Xiaoyu was naturally not polite during the meal, and ate without looking up while holding the bowl, and finally wiped out all the dishes on the table, making Cheng's mother smile even more.

Cheng's father didn't smoke, but he drank a glass of wine with dinner every day. Ji Xiaoyu was so happy that he drank a glass with him.Cheng Yutang didn't stop her either, they were all conniving.

On the small coffee table next to him, Cheng Paopao also ate to his heart's content.Cheng Yutang specially found a small basin, put half a basin of sand in it and put it aside. After he ate, he put him in the basin and said, "Paopao, this will be your toilet from now on. You have to clean the stinky toilet." It's time to settle here, you know?"

Cheng Paopao yelled twice, ran happily in the basin for a few times, and after a while scraped the sand with his small paws to dig out a small hole, and then pointed his little butt towards the hole With a poke, there was a sound of "pululu", and there was a big bubble.In the end, he knew how to hide his shame, and then used his paws to pull the sand to cover it.

Cheng's father and Cheng's mother watched from the sidelines, laughing so hard.

The glass of wine that Ji Xiaoyu drank before was only two taels, but it was high-grade white wine, which had more stamina than two glasses of red wine. Now she was already starting to feel dizzy. Seeing Cheng Paopao's behavior, she couldn't help thinking dully, isn't this my son? I understand quite well, why do I have to put it on my plate at noon, is it intentional?

Cheng Yutang knew about the little guy's drinking capacity, looked at him and smiled without saying a word, his eyes were clearly full of complacency, the son I taught was still wrong.

Ji Xiaoyu glared at him, her teeth were a little itchy, so she leaned forward and took a gentle bite on his chin, and then she leaned lazily on him as if she had no bones.

"Hey, I can't do it now, I have to wait a while." Cheng Yutang couldn't help but kiss his flushed cheek comfortingly, and then held his hand to prevent him from making any more intimate moves.

Ji Xiaoyu leaned into his arms and said with a smile, "Well, I know, I will kiss you when there is no one else."

Cheng's father and Cheng's mother: "..."

Of course it’s good for the young couple to be affectionate and loving, but this picture is a bit eye-catching, and the old couple can’t stand it anymore as they get older, so Cheng’s mother hurriedly said: "It's getting late, you go to rest, the west wing has been cleaned up."

"Okay, you and dad go to bed early too." Cheng Yutang said, carrying Cheng Paopao, and took his drunken son and dad to the West Chamber.

After entering the room and closing the door, Ji Xiaoyu pouted and wanted to kiss him, Cheng Yutang naturally stopped being polite, hugged him and kissed him heartily, until the neglected Cheng Paopao cried out in protest.

Ji Xiaoyu woke up a little bit, remembered what happened before, rubbed Cheng Paopao's little head and said with a smile: "Paopao, you are now a pet raised by me and your father, just like other people's cats and dogs. Same."

Cheng Paopao couldn't understand what a pet was or wasn't a pet, so he broke free from his father's clutches, rolled his eyes, and looked curiously at the furnishings in the house.

Cheng Yutang was a little guilty, and said apologetically, "Baby, I'm sorry, I should have told my parents about Paopao truthfully, but my mother has high blood pressure, and I'm afraid she won't be able to bear it if she hears about it suddenly, so I want to Take it easy, let her develop a relationship with Pao Pao first, and then tell her slowly, is that okay?"

Without even thinking about it, Ji Xiaoyu said, "Of course! Tangtang, your parents are very good people, don't make them angry, or I won't like you."

His two fathers passed away early, and except for Grandpa Hou, they had never dealt with elders before. Before coming here, they were always worried that Cheng Yutang's parents would dislike him. As a result, the two old people treated him so well and didn't take him at all. As an outsider, how can he not be moved.

It seems that I can't get rid of this childish nickname in the future.Cheng Yutang couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, and was very moved. His baby is so wonderful, he is such a good wife that he can't find even with a lantern.

Cheng Paopao looked around the room, and soon became sleepy, staggering.Cheng Yutang made a nest for it with a soft cushion and a small blanket and placed it next to the bed. Cheng Paopao fell asleep as soon as he got into it.

Now that there is no disturbance, it is freezing cold outside, but the house is full of warmth. After drinking, Ji Xiaoyu felt light in his head and hot all over. He couldn't help reaching out his hand to Pao Pao's father, "Tangtang, Let's double repair!"

Cheng Yutang smiled and hugged him horizontally: "Of order, little wife."

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The next morning Ji Xiaoyu got up late again without any surprise, luckily she didn't sleep until noon like the day before, and woke up around early nine o'clock.Getting up and going out of the house, Cheng Yutang was playing Tai Chi with his father in the yard, Cheng Paopao was gesticulating beside him, waving his little wings, and Cheng's mother was sitting in the living room with a basket on her lap. rummaging for something.

He felt very embarrassed, and thought to himself that he had to restrain himself tonight, and he must not sleep in again tomorrow.

As soon as Cheng's mother looked up and saw him, she immediately waved to him: "Xiaoyu, come and help me take a look!"

Ji Xiaoyu responded, and ran over to ask, "Mom, what are you looking at?"

Mother Cheng picked up the colorful balls of wool in the basket, and said a little worriedly: "I plan to knit a pair of socks and gloves for you and Tangtang's future baby, but I don't know which color to choose, what do you think?"

Ji Xiaoyu couldn't make up her mind, so she said, "Any color is fine, as long as it is woven by you, Tangtang, the baby and I like it, but it's too much trouble for you."

Cheng's mother smiled with crooked eyebrows and said, "No trouble, I am idle every day, and now I finally have something to do. If there is time, I will knit a set of every color!"

Ji Xiaoyu was moved and said, "Thank you, Mom."

"Thank you, we're all family now." Cheng's mother said angrily, "By the way, Xiao Yu, you can go have breakfast first, it's all heating up in the pot, and we'll talk about it later."

"it is good!"

Waiting for Ji Xiaoyu to have breakfast, and then sitting next to Cheng's mother to share the parenting experience together, it was a happy and harmonious experience.Cheng Yutang glanced into the room occasionally, her heart was full of happiness and peace.

The day passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, at night, after Cheng Yutang put Cheng Paopao into the nest and put him to sleep, Ji Xiaoyu had already washed and lay down on the bed, warming the quilt.

Cheng Yutang also went to bed, sniffed his hairline and neck twice, and praised: "Little wife smells so good."

Ji Xiaoyu was so itchy that she wanted to laugh, she was a little sleepy, and the drowsy bug was chased away, and even the righteous correction was not at all convincing: "Haha, who said that I am a little daughter-in-law! I am obviously a son-in-law Hahaha... um..."

Cheng Yutang smiled without saying a word, while sealing his lips with a kiss, he naturally wanted to take off his pajamas.

Ji Xiaoyu was so weak from being kissed by him, but she grabbed the hem of her clothes and refused to let him take it off, and refused with difficulty: "No, no, I, I have to go to bed early today, and I have to wake up early tomorrow."

Cheng Yutang gave a low laugh, bit his already swollen lips lightly, and coaxed, "Hey, I'll only do it once today, and sleep right away, okay?"

In the past two days, Ji Xiaoyu has tasted the marrow to know the taste, and it was the time when he was young and greedy. How could he resist his teasing, so he immediately compromised without principle, hugged Cheng Yutang's neck impatiently, and hummed: "Okay, Tangtang, then you have to be gentler..."

"...lighter? Didn't you say it should be heavier last time?"

"...Whatever! Stop talking nonsense and come quickly!"

The next morning, Ji Xiaoyu's plan to get up early failed again.

He was very annoyed, because today was New Year's Eve, except for him, the rest of the family got up early and were busy preparing for the New Year.Cheng's mother was cooking in the kitchen, Cheng's father and son were writing couplets and blessings in the study, and Cheng Paopao was pacing up and down on the desk, watching with seriousness.

Ji Xiaoyu didn't dare to enter the kitchen for fear of causing trouble to Cheng's mother, so she went into the study, took advantage of Cheng's father's unpreparedness, pinched Cheng Yutang's arm, and complained in a low voice: "Father, why didn't you wake up when you got up?" Call me, make me wake up so late again."

The two of them did only do it once last night, but they don't know if someone did it on purpose or not. This time it took a very long time. The foreplay took more than half an hour, and they changed several kinds of things. Posture, it was already midnight after all the sets were done and then cleaned up.Then he nestled in someone's arms and slept very soundly and deeply, dreamless all night until dawn.

Strange to say, he used to be very alert when he slept, and would wake up when there was a slight noise around him, but recently his hearing seemed to be getting duller, and he slept on the same bed with Cheng Yutang, and he didn't notice the sound of getting up. He wakes up.

In the final analysis, it was his father who caused him to lose his vigilance and indulge in carnal pleasures, so that such a diligent monster like him has now turned into a big slob.

"Seeing that you slept so soundly, how can I have the heart to wake you up." Cheng Yutang rubbed his messy hair with a pampering expression on his face, "It's okay to sleep a little longer. Now it's the New Year's holiday and I'm resting at home, so I wake up so early and wake up again." It's okay, Mom and Dad won't blame you."

Ji Xiaoyu pushed his hand away and gave him a dissatisfied look. Cheng's parents and Cheng's mother didn't blame him, but how could he have the nerve to sleep in bed every day without doing any housework? He also wanted to be a good daughter-in-law Ahh, that good son-in-law.

Cheng's father suddenly said: "Come and see our masterpiece of Pao Pao!"

The young couple turned their heads to look at each other, and were speechless for a moment.

It turned out that Cheng Paopao started to make trouble after Cheng's father wrote a couplet. He stepped on the inkstone with two feet, and then ran around on the couplet, leaving a series of small black paw prints.

"Pao Pao, how could you be so naughty that you ruined the handwriting written by grandpa!" Ji Xiaoyu angrily taught, and then apologized uncomfortably to Cheng's father: "Dad, I'm sorry, Pao Pao is too ignorant, I Can I get you another piece of paper?"

He is not a very well-behaved person, but he is worried that if Pao Pao is too naughty and will offend Cheng's father, he will feel very uncomfortable.

Cheng Yutang held his shoulder and said softly, "Don't worry, Dad won't mind."

Sure enough, Cheng's father said cheerfully, "There's no need to rewrite it. Pao Pao's footprints are like bamboo leaves, and they just fit the title of this Spring Festival couplet."

Talking about the antithetical couplets, the young couple showed them, "'Bamboos celebrate the old year in peace, and the plum blossoms to welcome the new year', how about it, doesn't it complement each other?"

Cheng's mother heard it just outside the door, and when she came in to have a look, she couldn't help touching the little chicken and praised: "It's really a stroke of luck, so Pao Pao is a little painter."

Cheng Paopao was a little sluggish after being scolded by his father just now, but now he was happy again after being praised by his grandma, and he held his head high, not to mention his anger.

Ji Xiaoyu was relieved, and then became a little worried. Cheng's parents and Cheng's mother were so used to their son in the form of a chicken without knowing it. !

Writing couplets and posting couplets, posting couplets to eat New Year’s dinner, eating New Year’s dinner and playing mahjong—Ji Xiaoyu has never played mahjong before, but he is a fast learner, and he can play well after one round, and he is very angry. On the flower, after a while, the big four were happy, and the cards used as chips in front of them were piled up all at once.Cheng Yutang secretly fed him cards at first, but later she didn't dare to feed him anymore, so she had to concentrate on playing, otherwise she would be won by the little wife if she didn't stay.

Cheng Paopao just strolled around the table, and if anyone lost, he gestured the number to him, and he took the corresponding card with his small mouth and sent it to the winner.At first he was still making mistakes, but gradually he became accurate, which made Cheng's parents and Cheng's mother amazed, praising the little guy for being smart and capable.

Playing mahjong and watching the Spring Festival Gala, this Ji Xiaoyu has never seen it before. He thinks it is very interesting to see the colorful flowers on the stage.Affected by the emotions of their father and son, Cheng Yutang and the old couple, who had no interest in the Spring Festival Gala, also watched together.Not to mention, the whole family sat around the table, eating melon seeds, chatting and laughing, and this show, which has been performed for decades and is similar every year, doesn't seem so old-fashioned and boring.

On New Year's Eve, Ji Xiaoyu came determined to watch the Spring Festival Gala, but she fell asleep just after 11:30, and Cheng Paopao, who had fallen asleep at nine o'clock on her head, fell sideways in Cheng Yutang's arms.

Seeing this, Cheng's mother said softly: "Tangtang, you don't have to guard anymore, take Xiaoyu and Paopao back to the room."

Cheng Yutang nodded, and carried his daughter-in-law and son back to the West Wing to sleep, feeling a little worried in his heart.

Xiaodong has always been full of energy. He used to work in three shifts when he was a grassroots security guard in Hongsheng, and he never saw him languid. Why did he sleep so much these two days? Could it be because he was sick?

Well, I have to find time to take him to the hospital these two days.

The author has something to say: Thank you for your support, okay~