President, Our Egg Is Lost

Ji Xiaoyu couldn't help laughing at the thought of getting a promotion and salary increase today, and walked into the security office with wind, and saw Yang Yipeng sitting behind the desk with a cigarette butt in his hand, staring at a document in a daze , the pennant that was freshly baked yesterday was still hanging on the wall behind it.

He walked up to him and saluted with a "snap", and said loudly, "Captain, good morning!"

Yang Yipeng trembled, almost burned his hand by the cigarette butt, quickly pressed it out in the ashtray, then stood up, and cursed with a smile: "KAO, you almost gave me a heart attack early in the morning."

Ji Xiaoyu laughed and said, "Captain, I'm sorry, I'm so happy."

"You put all your thoughts on your face, you kid. I used to think you were pretending to be stupid. Today I finally figured it out. It turns out..." Yang Yipeng didn't finish speaking, and shook his head with a smile, "I said, Comrade Ji Xiaoyu, you You are really capable. I thought it was exciting enough yesterday, but I didn’t expect it to be even more exciting today. You have only been in the company for less than three months, and you are so favored and appreciated by Mr. Cheng. This is faster than riding a rocket. Is there anything wrong? Tips to share with me?"

Ji Xiaoyu rubbed her head, also a little confused, "I don't know, maybe, I hit it off with Mr. Cheng?"

Well, that's the only way to explain it.Yang Yipeng stopped talking nonsense and put the contract in front of him, "Sign it."

Ji Xiaoyu asked without looking at it, "Where is the signature?"

This was not the first time, and Yang Yipeng was no stranger to it. He pointed out a few places for him to see, and Ji Xiaoyu signed them neatly.

Yang Yipeng then jokingly said: "Comrade Ji Xiaoyu, congratulations on achieving the ideal you had when you first joined the company - getting promoted and making a fortune. Do you need to invite a guest for such a big happy event?"

"Thank you, captain!" Ji Xiaoyu smiled, and said with a little embarrassment: "It's okay to treat guests, but, but I want to save money, so I can't spend money lavishly. I can't afford steaks and Japanese food. Do you have any?" What is a cheap and affordable place?"

"You are really honest, dare to say anything." Yang Yipeng sighed, and then joked: "You are still so young, what are you planning to save money for? Build a house, marry a wife and give birth to two fat babies hahaha!"

Ji Xiaoyu blushed instantly, and stammered: "No, no, anyway, anyway, I'm useful, just save more money."

He just found out that he likes the husband, so he should forget about marrying a wife in this life.

It doesn't matter if he can't marry a wife, he already has a little white egg, and he will have a fat baby in the near future, and it's okay for the father and father to live together in the future.

Yang Yipeng laughed enough before saying: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I didn't mean to blackmail you, but I just found a chance for everyone to have fun together, otherwise other colleagues might have ideas, and no one likes to be stingy. Iron rooster. There are a lot of things these days, and the company is doing a large-scale investigation of potential safety hazards at the end of the year. Let’s eat barbecue at the night market on Screw Street on Friday night. Dozens of yuan is enough, not too much money, those who are not on duty will go directly, and those on duty will pack and bring some back for them, what do you think?"

Ji Xiaoyu said gratefully: "Okay, just do what you said, Captain! But I have to ask the captain to help me inform my colleagues in the security department. I don't have their contact information."

"It's a trivial matter, I'll just post a notification in the security group." Yang Yipeng took out his mobile phone, swiped it a few times, and then paused, "I said Comrade Xiaoyu, why haven't you joined the group yet? Not even a phone number."

"I didn't have a mobile phone before, so I didn't leave a number. I just got one yesterday." Ji Xiaoyu explained, and also took out the mobile phone from his pocket, "But I don't know how to use it yet, so I don't know how to join the group."

"It's very simple. My old man is more than 70 years old. After learning for two days, he can play more smoothly than me." Yang Yipeng glanced at Ji Xiaoyu's mobile phone inadvertently, and was shocked immediately, "Damn it, this is not the latest version. It’s a rotten fruit, it’s actually rich money! Didn’t you just say that you should save money and not spend it recklessly, why are you willing to buy such an expensive mobile phone, it’s too extravagant!”

Ji Xiaoyu hurriedly clarified: "I can't afford it. Mr. Cheng gave it to me. He said he needed it for work, so he can contact me at any time."

What's the reason?I have been working hard for Mr. Cheng for more than ten years, and I didn't say to send me a rotten apple to make it easier for me to work!Yang Yipeng stared at Ji Xiaoyu in disbelief, seeing that he didn't seem to be lying, and suddenly thought of the gossip he had overheard recently, his mood became more complicated, and he asked cryptically after a while, "Ji Xiaoyu, what do you think, Mr. Cheng?" Sample?"

Ji Xiaoyu replied without thinking: "It's good, very generous, and a good boss!"

Although Mr. Cheng has problems such as big temper, short-sightedness, moodiness, elusiveness, etc., but he can't hide his grace, so he is so bold and generous to him, promotes himself in an extraordinary way, and pays himself such a high salary. Can be ignored!

Yang Yipeng laughed, feeling a little sympathetic to his boss in an instant. It is not easy to be so successful in his career, but to be so inept emotionally.

After the group sent out the notification, Ji Xiaoyu asked, "Captain, what should I do now?"

"Stand by, wait for Mr. Cheng's call, I'm not qualified to assign you a job now." Yang Yipeng shrugged and pointed to the chair in front of the office, "You sit and wait for a while, I'll get your contract The personnel department will go to the archives and find a place to take you to practice driving when you come back later. You will drive for Mr. Cheng in the future, and if you don’t have good driving skills, you can’t do it.”

Ji Xiaoyu wanted to say that her driving skills were pretty good and she shouldn't need to practice, but she was afraid that Yang Yipeng would not believe her, so she obediently agreed.

After Yang Yipeng left, he sat on a chair and had nothing to do for a while, so he picked up a copy of "Ningcheng Evening News" on the newspaper shelf and flipped through it.

As a result, as soon as I opened the page, I saw my big face stupidly hanging on the front page, with two lines of bold and black words at the bottom: Juveniles were kidnapped in the bazaar;

Ji Xiaoyu: "..."

Strange, didn't Wang Qiang take over half of the interview yesterday?Why is he still the protagonist of this report?After carefully reading the content of the article, I only casually mentioned Wang Qiang somewhere in the middle, and then just passed it off in one sentence. Basically, the whole article is about describing and praising him, and the words are extremely exaggerated and nasty. I could see goosebumps all over his body.

Ji Xiaoyu couldn't stand it anymore, so she immediately turned the page to read other content.

After reading a few pages, Yang Yipeng came back and waved to him, "Let's go to practice."

Ji Xiaoyu followed him to the underground parking lot.

Fang Daxing saw Yang Yipeng in the control room, and immediately ran out to greet him: "Hi, captain!"

Turning around, he reprimanded Ji Xiaoyu again: "Why are you late again, kid? Do you think you didn't deduct enough money yesterday?"

As soon as Ji Xiaoyu heard it, he thought about it, but before he could answer, Yang Yipeng said first: "You probably don't know yet, the decision just made by the superiors, Ji Xiaoyu will be upgraded to Mr. Cheng's personal bodyguard and driver from today. It will be out of your control in the future. The personnel department should issue a formal notice in a while."

Fang Daxing: "..."

Seeing Team Leader Fang's shocked and deflated expression, Ji Xiaoyu puffed up her chest unconsciously. At this moment, she fully understood the meaning of an idiom - elated!

Yang Yipeng took him to a parking space, pointed to a mid-range car that was probably new, and said, "This car will be used by you in the future. Don't be blind just because the company allocated it to you and the cost can be reimbursed." It’s a mess. If it’s scrapped within two days, Mr. Cheng will continue to ask you to drive him.”

Ji Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Captain, don't worry, it will never happen!"

Yang Yipeng was obviously not at ease, "I'll take you to the training ground first, so as not to be driven into a ditch by your kid halfway."

So Ji Xiaoyu had no choice but to get into the co-driver, and Yang Yipeng drove away from Hongsheng himself.

More than half an hour later, when they arrived at an idle training ground of a certain driving school, Yang Yipeng got out of the car and replaced Ji Xiaoyu with the driving seat.

Standing on the sidelines, Yang Yipeng was still yelling: "Concentrate! Always observe the front, rear, left, and right sides! Don't confuse the accelerator and the brake..."

Before he could finish speaking, with a sound of "嗖", Ji Xiaoyu rushed out with his people and the car. In the field where many roadblocks were set up, he turned left and right in a beautiful and chic way, and an ordinary family car was forced to It has a bit of the momentum of an F1 car.The gravel-paved field raised yellow sand all over the sky, and Yang Yipeng, who was on the sidelines, looked like a movie scene with fifty-cent special effects, which was so cool.

Yang Yipeng: "..."

Five minutes later, Ji Xiaoyu was called to stop, and got out of the car in the same disheveled manner, while Yang Yipeng next to her was completely unrecognizable, like a newly excavated cultural relic.

Yang Yipeng wiped his face, opened his mouth and spat out a few times of sand, "Bah bah bah", patted Ji Xiaoyu on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Young man, you have a future."

Ji Xiaoyu also spat out a mouthful of sand, smiling so hard that she couldn't see her eyes: "Thank you, Captain!"

……

After her driving skills were recognized, Ji Xiaoyu had nothing to do for two days. She read newspapers and drank tea at the security office every day. She almost grew hairy.

He waited every day for Cheng Yutang to call to summon him, so that he could show his talents.It's a pity that the new phone hasn't rang once in the past two days, and it has been lying quietly in the other pocket of his trousers, forming a silent partner with Xiaobaitan on the left and right.

It was only later that he figured it out, Mr. Cheng was probably still recuperating at home these two days, so he didn't need himself as a bodyguard and driver.

Hey, Mr. Cheng, please get well soon!

On Friday morning, when Ji Xiaoyu was idly folding the plane with newspapers, the theme song of "Chicken Run" suddenly sounded in his trouser pocket. jumping happily.

Awow, Mr. Cheng finally came to call!

He couldn't wait to connect the phone: "Hello, Mr. Cheng?"

"Well, it's me, come to my office now."

"Yes!"

Ji Xiaoyu immediately left the security office, and rushed to the elevator lobby to take the special elevator.

No, this thing is too fast, still a little dizzy.

After reaching the top floor, he staggered out of the elevator again.

I don't know if it was intentional or a coincidence, but Cheng Yutang happened to be outside the elevator, and when he saw this, he hurriedly supported him: "What's wrong?"

Ji Xiaoyu turned her eyes to the mosquito coil and said, "I, I'm a little dizzy in the elevator."

Cheng Yutang recalled the first time Xiaodong came up to deliver food, and couldn't help crying and laughing. Immediately, he couldn't care less, supported him and walked to his office, "Come in and have a rest."

So Zhao Baixin and all the high-level employees of Hongsheng in the open office area on the top floor watched helplessly as the president personally sent the newly appointed personal bodyguard into his office.

After entering the office, Cheng Yutang put Ji Xiaoyu on the sofa, turned around and handed him his water glass, Ji Xiaoyu took it in a daze and drank two big gulps.

Cheng Yutang took back the cup, took another sip along the water-stained lip marks on the rim as if nothing had happened, then put down the cup and asked, "How is it, is it better?"

"Well, it's much better." Ji Xiaoyu calmed down, and then asked: "Mr. Cheng, how about you, is the injury on your arm healed?"

It's just that I haven't seen him for two days, why does he feel like it's been a long, long time?

Cheng Yutang's heart was suddenly sour and sweet.

He waited at home for two full days, but the little thing didn't even make a call, and his 520 was completely useless.If you don't understand the code words that you can understand from the age of eight to the age of 80, it's fine. If you tell him to use it as he pleases, he doesn't want to save money.

The mountain is not just me, so I have to go to the mountain. It seems impossible to expect this guy to take the initiative, so even though the injury is not completely healed, he still came to the company today.

Seeing Ji Xiaoyu looking at her with concern at this moment, Cheng Yutang finally dissipated some of the anger that had accumulated in his heart for two days. The little thing still has a bit of conscience, but he is not good at expressing it, so he said softly: "It's almost, it's already It's okay."

"That's good!" Ji Xiaoyu rubbed her hands excitedly, "President Cheng, is there any task for me to do? You're not here these two days, I have nothing to do, I'm almost bored to death!"

Cheng Yutang: "..."

"Mr. Cheng, what's the matter with you, why is your complexion a bit unhappy?"

"It's okay." Cheng Yutang took a deep breath, trying to suppress the urge to punch someone's ass, "I don't have a mission for now. But you are my bodyguard now, so you have to stay by my side, otherwise if something happens If there is an accident and danger, it may be too late for you to come here again."

Ji Xiaoyu looked around suspiciously, "No way, it's quite safe here, what's the danger?"

Cheng Yutang said with a straight face: "The reason why accidents are called accidents refers to things that people usually can't imagine and think are impossible. We should take precautions at any time to prevent problems before they happen."

These words coincided with the philosophy that Ji Xiaoyu has been instilled every day since entering the security office. Thinking about Mr. Cheng's wealth, maybe there will be gangsters who show up unexpectedly to tie up tickets and rob money. Yes, so he said solemnly: "Mr. Cheng, you are right, I understand!"

After speaking, he walked to the door, standing upright like a door god.

Cheng Yutang was a little dumbfounded. He originally wanted to use his power to benefit his own interests, but he didn't expect the little thing to take it seriously. His innocent and serious face made people love and hate him at the same time.

He tactfully said: "Don't be so nervous, relax a little bit, you can move freely in the area around my office, as long as you are not too far away, you can pay attention to my movements at any time. If you are tired and sleepy, take a rest, I have a little lounge in my office with a bed, some snacks, and a small TV that you can use as you please."

Well, he had someone install the TV early in the morning, and he asked the restaurant to deliver the snacks just now, it's just so considerate.

"Wow, how good is that!" Ji Xiaoyu couldn't help but hear it, Mr. Cheng really enjoyed it so much!It's so comfortable to be his personal bodyguard!

Seeing that he was so happy, Cheng Yutang's lips finally raised a slight arc, "Okay, I'm going to work, you can move around by yourself."

"okay!"

So Ji Xiaoyu went to the lounge to watch TV and eat snacks with peace of mind.

At noon, the president led his personal bodyguards to the restaurant for dinner. He ordered whatever he wanted to eat and whatever he wanted to drink—except wine.

Ji Xiaoyu was feasting and thinking, hey, why does being a bodyguard seem more enjoyable than being a president?Mr. Cheng still has to work hard, and he doesn't have to do anything. He just needs to eat, drink, sleep and sleep next to him. It's really a good job that you can't find even with a lantern.

He decided that no matter what, he must secure this golden job, and determined to be Mr. Cheng's bodyguard for the rest of his life!

Damn it, Dad not only wants to save money for milk powder and diapers for you, but also strives to earn money for you to marry a wife in the future!

The little white egg flickered slightly in his trouser pocket, but unfortunately his father was eating happily and didn't see it.