Xueba at the same table is my mortal enemy

"Lu Huai, isn't it Lixia today..."

Lu Huai supported Jiang Qu, not letting him fall to one side: "Not yet."

"Why is it so hot?" Jiang Qu walked crookedly, pointing here and there irregularly, "Is my school uniform really off?"

"You're not hot, you're drunk, idiot." Lu Huai stopped him from rushing through the traffic light with his other arm.

Jiang Qu squeezed his shoulders and pointed at the red light: "There are two red eyes staring at me!"

"There are also two moons in the sky today, if you don't believe me look up." Lu Huai teased him.

The idiot next to him raised his head obediently, looked at it with his chin up for a while, leaned against Lu Huai's ear, and suddenly shouted: "Idiot! That's not the moon, that's my grandma's sock!"

The uncle standing next to them turned his head with an expression of caring for the mentally retarded. Lu Huai touched Jiang Qu's neck, let his head rest on his shoulder, and looked at the uncle coldly.

Unexpectedly, the tall boy had a fierce temper, so he pressed his nose resentfully and continued to wait for the traffic light.

Along the way, Lu Huai used various postures, dragged and dragged, and finally got Jiang Qu downstairs to his house.

The neighbor on the second floor, who had been scolded by Jiang Qu many times, hung up the socket to charge again. The voice-activated lights in the corridor had been broken for a long time, and their footsteps could not be caught at all, and it was pitch black.

Jiang Qu's foot was touched by the electric car, and soon, the anti-theft system of the electric car was awakened, and it was very ear-piercing.

"Who!"

The afterimage quickly flashed past Lu Huai's eyes, and in the next second, a human-shaped sloth crawled on Lu Huai's body, with long arms and long legs clung to him, and because of fear, his head was still buried in his chest.

"Is there something!" Jiang Qu's voice was tight.

Lu Huai put his hands on his lower back.

Jiang Qu is wearing a summer T-shirt, which is light and thin, and he can feel the waistline and slightly sunken muscle lines under the fabric without much effort.

"Jiang Qu, you come down first." The voice was almost squeezed out between the teeth, it was hoarse after a long decision.

The electric car howled like endlessly, Jiang Qu held on tightly and refused to let go: "Don't let it go! Is there something there!!"

Lu Huai pressed close to the skin on the back of his neck irresistibly, took a rough breath and told him, "Yes, there is something, don't look at it."

Jiang Qu closed his eyes nervously, but was pulled away forcefully, and he was a little unsteady on the spot by himself.

Before he could cry out, he covered his eyes with a palm, and in the dry and warm smell, someone bit his earlobe lightly.

The sense of touch in the dark is extremely sensitive and terrifying. Jiang Qu was bitten so much that he didn’t know which direction he flicked. Anyway, he was so scared that he couldn’t tell the difference between east, west, north, east, and west. He scratched around and finally touched the cold iron. Quality handrail: "Something bit me!"

Lu Huai looked at his outline: "I don't know."

Jiang Qu panted heavily, leaning on the handrail, dizzy and confused: "You... don't stand so far from me..."

Lu Huai let go of his clenched fist, and walked towards him step by step, covering all his sight, watching for a long time in the dark, then gently grabbed his wrist with his hand: "There's nothing left, I'll take you upstairs."

"Oh..." Jiang Qu obediently followed him, "Don't go to the wrong floor on the fifth floor."

"Yeah. I know."

Lu Huai walked very slowly, only the sound of their footsteps and Jiang Qu's groaning was left in the corridor.

"Wait a minute..." Jiang Qu was timid again in front of the door, and hid behind Lu Huai, "Knock on the door."

Lu Huai finally smiled: "Jiang Qu, what are you not afraid of?"

He knocked on the door, and grandma's slippers made a rattling sound. After pulling it away, she was stunned for a second, then almost closed her eyes and pulled Jiang Qu out from behind Lu Huai: "I can smell your wine through the door!"

Jiang Qu covered his ears: "Grandma, I have a headache..."

"Having a headache before I hit you?" Grandma looked at him fiercely, "How old are you, how dare you drink like this!"

Jiang Qu quickly rolled onto the sofa, lay face down, and covered his head with a pillow: "Grandma! Lu Huai said he wanted to drink water!"

His grandma put her hands on her hips angrily, took a few breaths before asking Lu Huai, "Do you want some water?"

Lu Huai glanced at Jiang Qu on the sofa, and after just half a minute, he had already slept soundly, so he said to his grandma, "Grandma, don't bother."

"Wait a minute," grandma came out of the kitchen with a lunch box, "the egg tarts made by grandma are very delicious, better than the ones sold in the store, the brat ran out to drink, he didn't have his share, so I gave it to you. "

Lu Huai was stunned for a moment before reaching out to pick up the lunch box: "Thank you, grandma."

"It's okay, just be careful on the way back, just give Jiang Qu the lunch box tomorrow and ask him to bring it back." Grandma said.

"Well, good night, grandma."

The lunch box was still hot, burning my palms.

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At the end of the morning reading, Jiang Qu sneaked in through the back door.

Lu Huai gave him the bun wrapped in his coat.

"Damn, the fence by the school gate has been repaired. I went around the basketball court and climbed over the wall." Jiang Qu untied the bag, "You didn't wait too long downstairs this morning, did you?"

"No, you'll know if you didn't answer after making two phone calls." Lu Huai said.

Jiang Qu shook his head while eating: "I really can't get up today, my mind is like a piece of iron. By the way, what time did I get home yesterday?"

"Around 09:30." Lu Huai asked, "How much do you remember?"

Jiang Qu thought for a long time: "I seem to have picked up my grandma's socks?"

"..." Lu Huai pressed the corner of his mouth, "Well, maybe it is."

Jiang Qu saw that something was wrong: "Did I make some joke yesterday?"

"I don't know." The bell rang, and Lu Huai closed the language book.

Jiang Qu almost crossed the Chuhe-Han boundary with his elbow and turned to Lu Huai's table: "You must..."

"Jiang Qu!" Su Yunying slapped the book on the table, "I'm still eating after class! Why is your neck so long, why don't you put your mouth next to Lu Huai's ear and forget it!"

Jiang Qu froze for a moment, then asked in a low voice, "Is it too erotic?"

Su Yunying quickly cut Jiang Qu into pieces: "Get out of here!"

Jiang Qu took the English book and pen from the table, walked to his exclusive seat under the podium, and sat down unconsciously.

"When did you rest yesterday? You were so lethargic and lifeless early in the morning." Su Yunying shouted to stand up and asked them to stand for a minute to wake up before starting the lecture.

Jiang Qu was sitting under the podium, densely packed English letters filled the entire field of vision.

Damn, English is so annoying, a bunch of twisted little tails.

What are they talking about... The nation is the world's, so the whole world must speak Chinese, you know...

My head hurts so much. I knew I would take half a day off, and I just happened to avoid English class...

Seeing Jiang Qu's head nodding, Fu Shen'ao was about to hit the desk, so he quickly kicked him with his feet underneath.

Jiang Qu woke up immediately, but less than 2 minutes later——

So sleepy... so sleepy... I can't sleep, I will be scolded to death for falling asleep in English class, and I will be punished for copying... But I am so sleepy...

Fu Shenao almost kicked his stool to pieces.

Jiang Qu sighed and turned his head back. Out of the corner of his eye, he scanned the last row. Lu Huai was looking at the podium and saw him.

Just as Su Yunying carried her back, Jiang Qu wiped Lu Huai's neck - you'd better tell what happened last night, or you will be assassinated.

Lu Huai took notes calmly, and when he looked up again, he showed Jiang Qu a wry smile—don't even think about it.

"Fuck." Jiang Qu cursed in a low voice.

Fu Shen'ao: "Hey... I woke you up and you scolded me..."

"..."

After finishing the English class, Jiang Qudu was reborn from the catastrophe, and he was alive again. He packed his things and ran back from the front row, and saw Lu Huai going out with his mobile phone.

It was almost 10 minutes into the physics class before Lu Huai called the report from the front door.

Lao Lin waved his hand and let him in.

Lu Huai was silent from the time he came in until he sat down, and he didn't even look at Jiang Qu. He just calmly turned out a collection of physics college entrance exam exercises and started to work on it.

What's the situation.

How did Jiang Qu feel that Lu Huai was not very happy after answering the phone call.

"Am I so good-looking?" Lu Huai asked him suddenly.

Jiang Qu's shoulders shook in fright, and before he could move his eyes away, he scratched his neck and said in disgust, "You want to eat farts, you narcissist."

Lu Huai tapped his fingers on the edge of the table: "At the same table, can the [-]th line be shortened a bit?"

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Thanks to the little cutie who threw the mines: An Weishan +2; Donut +1; Wuwuwu +1.

Thanks to the little cutie who instilled the nutrient solution: An Weishan +11; sleep until a child, hjfg, Muggle +10; chialin, Aixinjueluo Xiaotian +5; Nanyang Qinghan, Ye Yusheng troubled chirp +2 .

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