Xueba at the same table is my mortal enemy

It's not the first time Jiang Qu from the teaching office has come.

"Director Shao, I brought the students here." Sheng Changqing stood aside with his hands behind his back.

Shao Jingkun nodded: "Wait a minute, the second class come together, I'll see what punishment I will give." He counted the number of people, "One less, who didn't come?"

Sheng Changqing: "Oh, it's Lu Huai, he—"

"He's sick and asked for leave." Jiang Qu thought, or he would make it worse, and added, "Fever, 39 degrees."

The second class knocked on the door and walked in like flowing water, Han Yu took the lead.

"Hello, Director Shao." Chen Han, the class teacher of the second class, said hello. After speaking, he glanced at Sheng Changqing who was standing aside.

Everyone arrived, Wu Yangyang stood in an office, Shao Jingkun didn't know if he had trypophobia, and his anger surged upwards.

Maybe every school has a dean with a bad temper, especially when he is admonishing people, he must be slapped and stared, and the scolding can be heard all the way up.

"Create trouble as soon as school starts! Yesterday I was directly caught by the principal on duty!" Shao Jingkun kept pointing his fingers in the air, "You two classes, after all, are the best two parallel classes in the grade, take the lead to escape self-study and go online!"

The second group felt aggrieved: "But we didn't go online yesterday..."

"I think you didn't make it!" Shao Jingkun snapped back, "It's just you guys who skipped classes and would be caught! You usually eat so much food, but what gets into your brain is still water! What's the use of your brain? !"

It's a good thing no one mentioned it. After Shao Jingkun said this, they thought of looking at Xu Kaixing's forehead.

Because he walked sideways, there was still a red mark on his forehead, which was not very obvious, but the mark could still be seen, and a group of people let out suppressed laughter from their throats.

"It's not useless to add a few centimeters to his height anyway." Jiang Qu whispered.

"You!" Xu Kaixing blushed with anger when he heard these words, but he didn't dare to explode.

Shao Jingkun looked through their records: "Look at your data, Jiang Qu, junior high school students don't count. Since the first year of high school, they have skipped classes 27 times, fought with others five times, destroyed a chair, a desk, Seven brooms and three rags, what kind of rags do you use for fighting?!"

"The rag is dirty, put it on your face, no... put it on my face, and you want to die." Jiang Qu said.

There was a burst of laughter in the office, Sheng Changqing couldn't hold back, and lowered his head to push the gold-rimmed mirror frame.

"What are you laughing at! Did I ask you to explain it in such detail!" Shao Jingkun pointed at Class Two again, "Look at your class again, Han Yu, well, Han Yu is okay, he only spent two years in high school on the basketball court with Jiang Qu The fight is over, forget it, let’s talk about you Xu Kaixing first..."

Wu Xun laughed from behind: "Famous scene, if you get good grades, it's 'not bad' and 'forget it'."

"How good is he? He has lost to your class in mathematics, physics and chemistry again and again in the Olympic bid." Lu Junren said.

Wu Xun turned around: "Why the hell are you here?"

"Yeah, how many shifts are you here?" Guo Bilian asked him.

Lu Junren patted his chest and approached: "I must be in your class!"

"Who wants you to be counted in our class? Damn, there are already too many people. It will be even worse if you come. You can count in the second class..."

Class Two: "Get out, don't fucking add people!"

Seeing that the people in class one started chatting, Shao Jingkun scolded: "Your class has been in the night! Six or seven people didn't come back! How dare you make noise!"

The second class was booing at the side: "That's right, we went back to self-study after all, but they ran away completely and didn't look back..."

"Damn! Didn't you get caught by the principal if you were stupid?!" Lu Junren said.

Guo Bilian: "That's true, speaking of it, your class is bigger..."

Jiang Qu: "The main thing is that Director Shao was scolded."

"You..." Chen Han, the head teacher of the second class, wanted to say a few words for the second class.

Sheng Changqing on the opposite side folded his arms and tilted his head at him, mouthing and asking, "What's for dinner tonight?"

"..." Chen Han hesitated for a moment, seeing the commotion around him, he mouthed back to him while taking advantage of the chaos, "You can do whatever you want."

Shao Jingkun's mind was buzzing, and he was about to explode from the noise. He slapped his hand on the table suddenly: "Get out! Thirty laps each!"

There was a sudden silence in the office.

They have a 400-meter lap on the playground, [-] laps, and it's true after running, there are no people left.

"Damn, this number is too random..."

Han Yu stood up as the one with the best grades among the people present, "Director Shao, the people in our class realized their mistakes during self-study last night, and have already written their own self-criticisms."

A group of people swiped to see them.

Hold?

Everyone agreed to skip class together, so what happened to you secretly writing the self-criticism?

It's all a routine, it's all a routine.

From the moment the second class betrayed them, it was a routine.

Shao Jingkun frowned and looked at a few photos: "You have a good attitude. You run ten laps first, and the specific punishment will be discussed when you come back."

"What about us?" Guo Bijian asked.

"What the hell! Thirty laps of you! Get off!"

Someone knocked on the door of the teaching office, and everyone turned their heads.

Standing at the door, Lu Huai was too tall, and the skylight between the top of his head and the door frame seemed to be forced in.

"Hello," he said.

Inexplicably consciously, a group of people made way for Lu Huai and let him walk to the edge of Jiang Qu and stand in the front.

Shao Jingkun rubbed his numbed palms, his expression eased a lot: "Oh, Lu Huai is here, how is your illness, do you want Xiao Sheng to take you to the hospital for a while?"

"It's almost ready," Lu Huai said, "I heard the director called me."

Shao Jingkun sat down, looking as if he wanted to have a good talk with Lu Huai: "I heard that you escaped to study by yourself with your classmates yesterday, what's going on?"

Lu Huai understood: "I asked Jiang Qu to accompany me to go out for a night run. The school runway smelled too much of plastic, so I left school. I registered with the gate guard. There should be a record."

"Oh...the track at school still smells a little bit." Shao Jingkun asked, "Night running, Jiang Qu, did you really go out for a night run?"

"Ah, yes, I run at night." Jiang Qu took it for granted, "I told you from the beginning that I didn't go online."

Lu Junren and Guo Bilian begged in a low voice behind: "Xueshen, please save me, please..."

Lu Huai went on to say: "I just started school for a week, and I didn't learn much. Many students decided to go out with us after finishing their homework. I organized this matter. I didn't tell Teacher Sheng in advance. It was mine. problem, I am willing to accept the school's punishment."

"This..." Who would believe this?

Lu Huai coughed twice, with a weak look: "The route we ran last night was from No. [-] Middle School to the City Hall Square and then—"

"Talk less," Shao Jingkun waved his hand, "Forget it this time, don't run away from the evening self-study in the future, you must know that when you ran out during the self-study, our teachers are very nervous... "

Lu Huai nodded slightly: "Understood."

"Go, go, go back to the classroom and start reading early."

"Then..." Xu Kaixing was eager to try, wanting to get immunity together.

Wu Xun spoke first: "You guys skipped class to go online, and there are still ten laps left."

"We also ran at night together!" The second group of people whispered after Guo Bijian and they called Lu Huai's name.

Shao Jingkun knew that Lu Huai would be punished today, so he sighed and asked him, "They too?"

Lu Huai turned his head, raised his eyelids slightly, and looked into Jiang Qu's eyes.

Jiang Qu raised his eyebrows.

"I don't know, I don't know." Lu Huai said.

"Fuck!" The second class cursed angrily.

Shao Jingkun rubbed his temples: "What's the noise! ​​Class one goes back to the classroom for class, class two goes down to run ten laps, and finishes before morning reading! That's all for last night. I'll talk to the principal and get out!"

"Director, then I'll take the students away." Sheng Changqing said, turning his head and beckoning them to leave quickly.

They all ran away in desperation, Lu Junren couldn't help but shouted at Lu Huai while running: "Lu Huai! It's so interesting!"

"From today onwards, I will be Lu Shen!" Guo Bijian said, "It's so cool!"

Lu Huai responded softly: "Thank you."

As Jiang Qu's loyal younger brother, Lu Junren will take some time to rebel, but Guo Bilian has already turned back first: "I am so touched, God Lu said thank you to me."

Jiang Qu pushed him away from Lu Huai: "It's alright, stop licking, it will be annoying if you lick again."

With such a push, he was next to Lu Huai again.

"How...how are you feeling today?" he asked.

Lu Huai's shoulders slumped, his palms touched his neck, and he turned his head lightly: "It's not very comfortable yet."

"..." How can someone be so fragile!

Jiang Qu really, very, very suspected that Lu Huai was pretending to be sick, but he had no evidence.

After they went upstairs, they all lay on the railing of the corridor. Seeing the second group of people running sparsely, Fu Shen'ao slowly moved out of the classroom: "You came back alive!"

"That must be, we have Lu Shen, if we make a random move, we will turn the tide and help the building topple..." Guo Bilian gestured exaggeratedly.

Lu Huai took a look and went back to the classroom. Jiang Qu turned his head, waited for two seconds, and followed him in.

The table between them was far away, so Jiang Qu dragged the chair closer calmly, a little bit embarrassed and said to Lu Huai, "Thank you for what happened today."

"You're welcome." Lu Huai answered him with a half-smile.

Not knowing what to say, Jiang Qu turned around in his seat and sat upright, then turned back to look at him: "Didn't you ask for leave for early study?"

"I woke up early," Lu Huai leaned back in the chair cooperatively, "I just forgot to buy breakfast."

Jiang Qu pursed his lips boredly: "Don't hint, I get it, I'll go buy you breakfast now."

He got up and went out from between the two chairs. The braces on his feet were hard, and when he was knocked by the legs of the chairs, he jumped out.

With one hand around his waist from the side, Jiang Qu sat down on a firm and warm place.

"Yo~!" The boys who had finished watching the second class of running came in from the back door and ran to the two of them.

They hurriedly pressed Jiang Qu into Lu Huai's arms.

"Damn!" Jiang Qu kicked his long legs in the air, "You're all going to fucking die!"

Lu Junren was still struggling to dig Jiang Qu out of it, but was taken away by other boys who swarmed over.

"Today God Lu saved the whole class, and Lao Jiang sacrificed his ass!" They hahahaha into a ball.

"Don't shave my face!"

"Who the hell... crushed my arm!"

"Lu Huai! Hit them!"

The girls looked at the back at the same time, their faces were irritated and shy.

Guo Qin pinched Lu Yanran and shed tears: "They are real!"

Lu Yanran: "Your hands are short."

Lu Huai was helpless by their troubles, put one arm around Jiang Qu's waist, let him lie down firmly in his arms, gently covered his cheek with one hand, and pinned him to his chest.

"Okay, don't bully him."

The author has something to say: you have short hands = nsdd = you are right.

Thanks to the little cuties who sent mines: Jiang Yu +1; Donuts +1; Feiyu +2.

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