If you have the ability, don't play milk flowers [Sword Three]

After tidying up his belongings, Lu Yunqi set off the next day.After my father went to his home to show his face and get acquainted with relatives, he returned to his father's natal home to formally prepare for the New Year.

During the few days during the Spring Festival, the two camps got along very harmoniously. They didn’t rob the darts or fight. They lined up to protect the trumpet, and they threatened to kill anyone who dared to touch him on the nearby channel. It was more fun than a family.Today I pushed your family's young leader, and tomorrow I will send you a young grain leader back to be your daughter-in-law.The conductors gathered together to take a group photo, lamenting that it has been another year of offense and defense, it is not easy for everyone...

The daily activities of the gangs in the Audit Bureau of the Tang Dynasty have also become looser. At night, the battlefield is no longer fought, and the dungeons are no longer pushed. Day after day.

"Fuck me, I caught a pendant!!!"

"Trickster who knocks you! Even my fishing rod is going to be snatched!!"

"Put the pendant on your back and let me see it!"

"...A real nima eats lotus root."

"Hahahahaha I caught the treasure chest!"

"Hey... when will Madam come back and deal with these unruly people..."

"If Ma'am is here, how many of you will be allowed to be so rampant?"

Lu Yunqi, who caught a lot of gray items, felt the same way. He sighed faintly: "The figure of Madam's back is instantly magnificant in my heart..."

"Don't tell me, Madam seems to be taller than you." Qi Xuan answered the question in YY and laughed at him for being short.

Lu Yunqi's father, Yan Zhi, happened to pass by his room, and looked over his head to see his son sitting in front of the computer, angry like a puffer fish, and was a little curious. "What’s wrong with you?"

Lu Yunqi was extremely wronged: "Someone said I'm short!!!"

Yan Zhi smiled: "You can't stop people from telling the truth."

Lu Yunqi was driving the Freedom mic, and the conversation between the father and son could be heard clearly in YY, and everyone immediately burst into laughter.

"Hahahahahaha!!"

"I laughed so hard, that was your brother just now?"

Lu Yunqi: "That's my dad!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone laughed even harder, and they all nodded in praise: "This is my father!"

"..."

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Yushuanghua and Yuzhuyuan seemed to have gone abroad to play as they said. The two hadn't been online for half a month. Only Yushuanghua logged into QQ on the first day of the new year. The members of the gang were caught, but he didn't say anything. He sent a few red envelopes in the group and disappeared again, not even giving people a chance to gossip.

Everyone is guessing that good things are coming for these two people. The boss is not very chatty, but Yuzhuyuan is different. She will definitely share the interesting things with the gang leader on the way out, or Yuzhuyuan The first sentence is "We're getting married", it's all possible!

Everyone thought so, and waited for Yuzhuyuan's return with full expectation.Until Valentine's Day, she finally appeared.

On Valentine's Day, February 2th, those in the gang who have a partner go out early to date, and those who don't have a date squat on the game to flirt with girls and men.Without the gang leader and his wife, no activities in the gang could be organized.Hearing that the next-door gang organized a Valentine's Day social event, this group of people brazenly went to the event. A lot of single dogs wore the vests of the Audit Bureau gang, occupying a whole row of positions on the YY channel of other people's homes.

Lu Yunqi was also there, but he just went to watch the fun.

To say that the preparations for this networking event were really good, there were a lot of high-quality girls and men, the host had a sweet voice, and all the airborne guests invited were all famous and respectable.

This is the most interesting stage of the whole event. The field controller will open the wheat sequence mode. Players who grab the wheat sequence can choose to show their talents to break away from the group, or confess to someone.As long as you are within the time limit, you can say whatever you want, even if you are here to advertise, it will be fine.

The single dogs of the Audit Bureau began to gear up and prepare to show their talents. At this moment, a message was refreshed in the gang group:

[Royal Bamboo Kite]: Happy Valentine's Day, everyone~

[Hua Qianyi]: Long time no see, madam!Is the boss by your side? [funny.jpg]

[Hua Zhan]: Ma'am! !

[Sun and Moon Zhihui]: Mrs. QAQ, I miss you so much!

[Qiu Mu Yu]: Bamboo kite, come YY!Come grab the wheat, grab the wheat!

[Royal Bamboo Kite]: Grabbing wheat?

[Qiu Muyu]: That's right!I sent you YY the plane ticket, hurry up and grab the mic!If you grab it, you will have a real orange heart!Let's grab it together!

[Elegant long legs]: A social activity of the gang next door.

[Qiu Muyu]: Hurry up, it's about to start!

Yu Zhuyuan, who didn't even have time to play the game, was urged by the crowd to log in to YY. Seeing this long-lost vest appear on the list, everyone seemed to have a long-lost feeling.

Everyone wants to grab a wheat sequence to play, and Lu Yunqi is no exception. He is gearing up to try to grab a wheat sequence, not for anything else, just for the reward for grabbing the wheat sequence: the heart of true orange.

Lu Yunqi has never fried oranges for anyone. The price of this kind of fireworks in trading houses has always been more than [-] gold, and it is even more expensive when it catches up with Valentine's Day and Qixi Festival.The original price of a real orange is not cheap, and the price of blowing up a few fireworks is enough for him to make a fortune.

Just when everyone rolled up their arms and sleeves and got ready, a message on the gang channel stopped all their actions.

[Guild] [Elegant Long Legs]: Let Zhuyuan grab it first, and the others wait for the second round.

Everyone doesn't quite understand the meaning of long legs, but no one has an opinion.Because they have to confess when they are on Mai Xu, they are all curious about what kind of touching speech Yu Zhuyuan will make.

When Yu Zhuyuan first entered the YY channel, she heard the host shouting the countdown to the opening sequence, so in a hurry, she had to move the mouse to the button to grab the mic and click continuously.

There are almost 1000 people gathered in the YY channel, and there are only eight Mai Xu. Thinking of so many single dogs with super fast hands in the gang, Yu Zhuyuan felt that he should not be able to grab this Mai Xu, but the field control was opened. At the moment of Mai Xu, the answer was immediately revealed to everyone.

Several vests appeared on the wheat sequence, and Yuzhuyuan happened to be the third one...

This is impossible!Yu Zhuyuan was stunned for a moment, and couldn't believe how she had snatched the Mai Xu. Following her mouse scroll wheel, Yu Zhuyuan found that besides her, no one on the Mai Xu belonged to the Audit Bureau. Vest!

[Sun and Moon's Glory]: [Screenshot] Hahahaha Madam is going to confess after grabbing Mai Xu!What about the helper?

[Hold Yu Huaijin]: He is on a business trip.

[Qiu Muyu]: ╮(╯_╰)╭What is more regrettable than not being able to listen to the scene?But we can send the recording to him as a thank you gift for receiving the red envelope.

[Royal Bamboo Kite]: You guys agreed to grab the wheat! !

[Thousand bottles of wine]: Isn't this too slow to grab it?

[Hua Qianyi]: My brother was using a computer just now.

[Sun and Moon Zhihui]: I went to drink a glass of water just now...

Looking at the various excuses of this group of people, Yu Zhuyuan also understood that she was being tricked. Mai Xu No. 1 and Mai Xu No. 2 both climbed up Mai Xu to join in the fun. They just advertised and jumped down to find the field controller to get oranges. The first position was immediately placed on Yuzhuyuan.

More than 1000 people were waiting for her to speak, and Yu Zhuyuan suddenly felt that her mind went blank and she didn't know what to say. She wanted to put up a recruitment advertisement like the two people in front of her, but Yu Zhuyuan forgot, she Still wearing the YY vest of the Audit Bureau, having led so many battlefield groups, plus the group of chatty single dogs in her gang, Yu Zhuyuan was recognized immediately, and the public screen was lively.

"Isn't this the wife of the head of the Audit Bureau!"

"It's too much for the Audit Bureau to advertise to recruit people! Sing and sing!"

Seeing that Yu Zhuyuan was turning on the microphone and not speaking, the host immediately came out to smooth things over. "Hello Yimai girl, today is a special Valentine's Day show, if you have anything to say, or want to confess to someone, you can express it through Maixu! And I see the public screen The viewers don’t seem to want to listen to the commercials anymore, right? If you agree, please give Yimai’s sister a wave of flowers!”

After receiving the prompt from the host, the public screen was instantly flooded by a sea of ​​flowers, and Yu Zhuyuan had no choice but to compromise.

"Then I'll sing a song."

[Guild] [Qiu Mu Yu]: Guess what Zhu Yuan will sing?

[Guild] [Holding Yu Huaijin]: Can't guess.

[Guild] [Thousand Bottles of Wine]: I'm going to marry you tomorrow?

[Guild] [Hua Yun Miao]: The most romantic thing!

They all knew that Mitake Kite would definitely express something through this song, but no one could have expected that Mitake Kite actually sang a Japanese song, expressing her love words and feelings , all hidden in the song.

This lighter tune is perfect for Mitake Tobi's soft voice.Lu Yunqi doesn't understand Japanese, but he can understand the melody.He always felt that Mitake Tobi seemed to be crying when she sang this song...

Obviously there was no cry in the other party's voice, but Lu Yunqi suddenly had this feeling inexplicably.Eager to find out the meaning of the lyrics that Yu Zhuyuan sang, Lu Yunqi clicked on the search along the title of the song sent out on the public screen.

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After the friendship event ended, Tobi Mitake logged into the game.There was no response when Lu Yunqi asked her to form a team, and no one responded to her private chat.Lu Yunqi panicked, and immediately searched for the location of Yuzhuyuan's character to Lao Tiance, opened the focus list and searched for her all over the map, and finally found Yuzhuyuan in front of the pavilion of npc Li Chengen.

Sister Wen Wanhua, who was wearing a sword tea set, stood alone in front of Li Chengen, with the setting sun like fire behind her. After waiting for a long time, she did not see the inseparable figure who had been by her side all along.

Lu Yunqi frowned, he didn't want to see this scene.So he parked his Wanhua to meditate next to Yuzhuyuan, and kept poking her for private chats.

[Secret Chat] [Hua Yun Miao]: Ma'am, what's wrong with you?

[Secret Chat] [Hua Yun Miao]: Is it because of the boss?What happened to you?

[Secret chat] [Huayun meow]: Ma'am?

Yu Zhuyuan's □□ is not online, and Sister Hua in front of her is also motionless.Lu Yunqi didn't believe that Yuzhuyuan also forgot to turn off the computer like Gu Huaijin. He was sure that something was wrong with Yuzhuyuan today.

Sitting in front of the computer and waiting for several hours, just when Lu Yunqi felt that he was about to fall asleep, Yu Zhuyuan's sister Hua moved.

The first thing that changed was the display of the guild name under her name, and then Yuzhuyuan finally replied to the private chat.

[System]: [Royal Bamboo Kite] quit the gang!

[Yuzhuyuan] quietly said to you: I'm sorry, Yunmiao.

[Friend]: [Royal Bamboo Kite] is offline.