If you have the ability, don't play milk flowers [Sword Three]

When you are maimed by a red name in the wild, will the sudden thunder and fury surprise you?When you are attacking and defending to push the boss, will the sudden thunder and fury make you feel frightened?

[Thunder Fury], after this skill is released, it will cause dizziness to the target, and the target cannot be damaged or healed.This is known as the most pitiful skill of a god-like pig teammate, but at this juncture, it was hit on Lu Yunmiao's body.

The Assassin's Creed in the game has been wiped out, and my own game characters have been fed several pieces of Jieyuan Dan, and cannot return to the camp and cannot be pulled up.However, Tail Thief is completely in no mood to pay attention to that.He leaned on the back of the chair with his eyes darkened. At this moment, he was very grateful for one thing, that is, he was not the commander of the faction, otherwise, sooner or later, he would be pissed off by this game and be on the news the next day. headlines.To be honest, the moment the thunderbolt icon appeared in the buff list, the tail thief almost vomited blood in shock.This game is really difficult to play, he just wants to get a reward, but there are people playing Heartbeat.

The world channel is about the conclusion of this gang battle. As expected, the winner is the Audit Bureau, and the number of kills is exactly twice that of Assassin's Creed.The gang war is over, and today we can only let it go.But it doesn't matter, they still have tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.As long as Lu Yunmiao is in this game for one day, Assassin's Creed will chase him and kill him for one day.There is no other way. After receiving money from the boss, he has to do things for others.

The big tail thief was silent for a while, and finally wanted to leave.He comforted the gang members in yy, and dispersed the team. Those who were not fed the Yuandan were to go about their own affairs, and those who were left behind by the Yuandan should log out first to save a point card or go offline directly. Go to bed, and find a chance tomorrow to bring a small army to attack Lu Yunmiao.

[Nearby] [Big Tail]: The future is long, let's spend it slowly.

Before going offline, the tail thief did not forget to talk nonsense to save face verbally, but Yu Huaijin didn't intend to give him this chance.

[Nearby] [Holding Yu Huaijin]: You'd better confirm whether you can receive the reward first.

reward?Seeing Yu Huaijin mentioning this matter, the tail thief also remembered it.The money placed by the boss is traded in installments, each delivery of Assassin's Creed 20 gold coins, so as to gradually pay off the debt.

Hongdou said that she doesn't care whether the final result of the gang battle is to win or lose, as long as Assassin's Creed can stick to Lu Yunmiao to harass him and force him to retreat, the mission will be considered accomplished.

And now, the gang battle is over, and Tai Tai Thief should charge the boss 20 today.

[Secret Chat] [Big Tail]: Boss, where is the deal?

[System]: Your friend [Hongdou] is offline.

"..." Offline! ?It is very familiar to have a boss running orders.He immediately called Hongdou, if she repents, the order can be revoked, but today's 20 reward must be paid, otherwise his Assassin's Creed brothers will be in vain?How many people burn point cards together just to have fun?How can this work! ?

Tail Thief stuck the phone to his ear, his brows were furrowed, and his eyes gradually widened.Because in his ear, there was an extremely sweet system prompt.

"Hello, the number you dialed is empty, please check and dial again. Sorry, Thenumberyoudialeddoes..."

"This..." The tail thief couldn't believe it. Before every big customer placed an order, they would leave the boss's mobile phone number for emergencies.And the number will be dialed at that time to verify the authenticity.

They had dialed the mobile phone number that Hongdou left behind. How could it become an empty number so quickly?

The tail thief's head went blank, but he didn't expect Hongdou to actually run the order.And what surprised him even more happened in a certain city thousands of miles away.

"Why is my computer screen black!!??...The phone can't get through!?..."

The phone card suddenly lost signal, and Hongdou didn't have time to take care of it.She threw herself at the computer desk and fiddled with it for a long time, but the screen was still black.Why can't it be fixed.

"What the hell!"

The boss ran orders, and the tail thief had to pay out of his own pocket to make up for the loss.Counting the flags, tables, and guild members' equipment repairs that fell today, it is really a big loss.However, the second blow was still waiting for him.

[Nearby] [Yu Shuanghua]: Did you learn conductor from Ronghua?

[Nearby] [Big Tail]: What?

[Nearby] [Yu Shuanghua]: It's nothing, I just forgot to say, the conductor he learned from me, you may be the worst one in this generation of disciples and grandchildren.

I've never noticed before that the people in the Audit Bureau are such unforgiving masters.The tail thief was so angry that he kicked the power supply, and picked up the water glass at hand to drink. "I am your uncle, and you are 007 and a pig teammate. All the benefits have been taken away by your audit bureau. I am really bad luck for eight lifetimes. Can I stop playing this game!?"

[Friend] Your enemy [Tail Thief] is offline.

-

"My God... almost scared me to death..." Lu Yunqi lay down in front of the computer desk in a state of collapse. Fortunately, Xiuxiu used a thunderbolt against him at that critical moment to delay the time limit of Daqi's attack power bonus. In the past, the Audit Bureau also seized the opportunity to quickly wipe out the Assassin's Creed army, and Lu Yunqi was able to save his life.

——What should I do if I feel that I am cheating after going through a gang war?

The administrator pulled everyone in the mountain patrol channel back to the Qixi Festival event hall. After a long fight, there were only a hundred or so tourists left in the hall channel.

The competition prizes for the Qixi Festival event were handed out one by one according to the list, and the originally quiet lobby channel became lively again.

The tourists who remained in the channel were all players who had witnessed the entire gang battle of the Audit Bureau in the game, and many of them followed the team to get a few heads or assisted in the killing.Everyone was still immersed in the fierce battle for a long time and couldn't extricate themselves, and there was still a residual warmth of passion in that passionate heart.

At ten o'clock in the morning Beijing time, Qixi Festival has already slipped away quietly.Unable to bear the sleepiness and yawning, the girls said good night to their relatives, friends or love one after another, and went offline to sleep.The ones who still insist on being in the channel are the old drivers who have been to the extreme on weekdays.

——Midnight Friendship Session of the Audit Bureau: On!

There is no host in the midnight show, and the field controller is going to play the mic sequence mode. Anyone who wants to tease the younger sister or younger brother can grab the mic by himself, and he can queue as many as he grabs.

After the three-second countdown, the field controller turned on the Mai Xu mode, and saw a lot of vests gathered on the Mai Xu, including tourists, managers, and even the yellow horse of the Audit Bureau.And the person who climbed to the first place, his id is very familiar to everyone, that is: "Audit Bureau"·Monk

"Haha, today's battle is really fun!" The monk who ranked first in Mai Xu can open the microphone to talk at will, and the field control is very generous to adjust the time of Mai Xu to 500 seconds to ensure that everyone has enough time. time to sell yourself.

"You thugs want to compete with me in speed? Hey, I've suppressed everything, right?"

[Qiu Muyu]: Embarrassing!The bald donkey climbed a hammer's wheat!You are a monk, why don't you come down quickly!

[Hua Qianyi]: Play yes play yes!

[Royal Bamboo Kite]: Come down quickly!I want to hear the leader sing! !

Head?Could it be Chenlin?Lu Yunqi took a closer look, ho!Isn't that right, Chenlin's ID is on No. [-] Mai!

"Hey, hey? You're not right, what's wrong with becoming a monk? Monks also have dreams!" The monk said seriously, joking, and then cleared his throat. "I would like to take this opportunity to confess to my goddess today. I know you will definitely ask me who the goddess is, so I won't tell you that her ID is elegant long legs, and she is an extremely domineering and mighty Xiu Niang!"

[Birch War]: yoooo~

[Autumn Rain]: yooooo~

[Lu Yunmeow]: yooo! ! ! ! !

[Elegant long legs]: Dagon!

The goddess was about to get angry, the monk touched his nose and stopped being naughty.In fact, he just came up to mobilize the atmosphere, but the confession is also true.

"Congratulations to my apprentice brother for successfully surviving thousands of famous names! Sigh! I guess this is enough for you to brag about for a lifetime. Remember to leave the bounty to the teacher later, and we will share fifty to five."

[Lu Yunmiao]: Bah!

Finally finished what he wanted to say, the monk stopped talking, and just clicked on the accompaniment to play.The jazz music that can make people sway their bodies or shake their legs along with the rhythm is played on the channel. Although the monk is usually not very tuned, he also has a taste for music.Although the voice sounded mediocre, the moment he opened his mouth, YY's public screen was immediately filled with flowers.

"There was a cat from Brooklyn, by the name of Romeo~

His folks they came from Italy, many years ago~

Onenight hemetyoung Geraldine, adame from outtatown~

When Geraldine was dancing she would bring the ball room down!

......"

The monk can be said to be a good warm-up player. A song "Geraldines Routine" directly pushed the atmosphere on the channel to a climax. The fans who were seduced by his voice crazily brushed flowers and confessions on the public screen, while the helpers of the Audit Bureau They could only cover their mouths and hold back their laughter, silently copying two words on the public screen: Zhenlang!

At the song meeting that night, Lu Yunqi scrolled through the post bar and listened to it. Apart from the monk, the more surprising thing was Chen Lin.

Lu Yunqi didn't have a lot of impressions of Chenlin, he only knew that he was a very patient team leader, very gentle and easy to talk to.Unexpectedly, singing is also very good.

Chen Lin climbed on the fifth wheat, and it was not long after the monk got off the wheat that it was his turn.Chen Lin's voice is low-pitched, probably due to his meek personality. He chose a relatively slow song and successfully won a lot of fans.

It stands to reason that the bassist Lu Yunqi liked to listen to it very much, and Chen Lin never made mistakes such as going out of tune or stringing words together, but Lu Yunqi somehow felt that it sounded a little strange.

[Lulu leisurely]: God!Can you be my love? ?

[The weather forecast is false]: The QAQ male god looks at me!I'm so good!It will also warm the bed!

[Whales are not salamanders]: QAQ don't fight me!Let me go for it one more time! QAQ male god, what do you think of me!

[Wig Monopoly]: Go away, choose me!Professional milk flower is worth having, won't the beggar on the wheat come and send it?

"..." Looking at the news on the public screen, Chen Lin fell into silence, leaving the accompaniment to sing alone.

Everyone was wondering why he didn't continue singing, and after a long time, Chen Lin said silently: "...I am a woman."

Everyone: "Fuck!?"

--female! ?My head girl!No wonder it always feels that something doesn't sound right!This sound is too neutral! !

Lu Yunqi's heart was roaring.

-

He couldn't finish listening to the song meeting, because it was already two o'clock in the morning, and the number of people on the channel was getting smaller and smaller. Relatives and friends in the guild all went offline one after another. Lu Yunqi also said hello and climbed off the game.

Although the gang war was over, his memory seemed to be still in the state not long ago, and he was extremely excited.

Lu Yunqi didn't feel sleepy, and it happened that the quietness of the night was suitable for coding, so he simply opened Word and prepared to code and save the manuscript.While thinking about the content, Lu Yunqi was a little lost in thought, his fingers stayed on the keys and did not move for a long time.

Hearing the sound of Qi Xuan walking and washing next door, then there was no more movement, Lu Yunqi's mind unconsciously echoed the brainwashing BGM and skill sound effects of the wartime just now, and he had pulled back his thoughts several times, but he still couldn't help running away Now, I don’t know if I can code out the following tonight.

Lu Yunqi scratched his head, and was about to turn off the phone, when a message notification sounded suddenly. When he clicked on it, it was a message from Yu Huaijin: "Are you still asleep?"

"Just about to sleep, the code word came."

Gu Huaijin looked at Miaohui's news, and originally just saw Xiao Mingjiao's still-lit avatar and wondered why the other party was still online, but got such news.I didn't expect that I was still struggling for my writing career at such a late hour, and I don't know if what this little idiot wrote is as stupid as others.

"Are you still writing articles?"

"Yeah QAQ!"

"Is it convenient for me to take a look?"

"Mmmm... no problem!"

Soon there was a file from the opposite side. Gu Huaijin clicked to receive and opened it. It turned out to be a fairy tale, a bit similar to a bedtime story. After reading it, it gave people a warm and peaceful feeling.

The writing is neat and not procrastinating, and the characters are portrayed in detail enough. Gu Huaijin was deeply attracted by the story. I didn't expect this little idiot to be able to write such an article, which was nothing like his usual appearance.

"Why is your article so good, but you are so stupid?"

Lu Yunqi lay on the table, gritted his teeth looking at the news on the opposite side, and stretched out a finger to poke letter by letter: "I'm not stupid! I just don't want to live too tired. Isn't it good to live like this? ?”

"..."

Gu Huaijin never thought that she would see such an answer.Too tired to live...isn't it?

He doesn't lack anything now, but he seems to have lost the most important thing.In the past, he was forced to pay a lot due to life, including his heart.At the time, I thought it was nothing at all, but as the days passed, Gu Huaijin always felt that the originally colorful world became paler and paler.And Lu Yunmiao's approach is probably the one he envied the most...

"Well, it's good." Gu Huaijin smiled lightly, and replied the message to Lu Yunmiao.

"??? Do you feel the same?"

Lu Yunqi saw that there was no movement on the other side, and he should have gone to bed after checking the time. He probably wouldn't be able to figure it out today, alas, accept his fate!

Simply, Lu Yunqi turned off the computer and rushed onto the bed, wrapped himself in the quilt and rolled himself into a cocoon twice, skillfully covered the quilt, moved down, and wrapped himself perfectly in the quilt, full of sense of security!

Lu Yunqi closed his eyes happily and prepared to fall asleep, but the old man Zhou Gong has no plans to flip his brand at present.Paralyzed on the bed for a long time but still unable to fall asleep, the irritability caused by insomnia made Lu Yunqi kick off the quilt angrily. He could only stretch out his arms to touch the mobile phone, squinted his eyes and poked the screen with the mobile phone. Jin's profile picture was still on, showing that the computer was online.Is this man still asleep?No way……

"Ding dong."

Lu Yunqi was taken aback by the sudden message notification sound, he shook his hand and slapped his phone on his nose, the tip of his nose was sore that his eyes were almost red.Holding back tears and rubbing his nose, Lu Yunqi opened the message after completing this series of actions.

Holding Yu Huaijin: "Are you asleep?"

Yo, this guy hasn't slept yet. Could it be that he can't sleep?Too excited to fight the gang battle, can't the collective insomnia at night?

Lu Yunqi was thinking wildly, but quickly replied to the other party with his hand. "Insomnia!! Can't sleep!!! [angry.jpg]"

"Me too."

——Hehehe, I found a companion who can chat with me!

Qi Xuan next door has already fallen asleep, I don't know if it's because he slept too much after returning home, or because he played too energetically for the fight. It is difficult to fall asleep again, so I can only endure it.Probably due to physical reasons, but this special technique is especially effective when making up homework or rushing to draft.

Lu Yunqi excitedly held his mobile phone and sent a message to Huaiyu Huaijin.

"Why can't you fall asleep? Are you excited to help fight??"

It didn't take long for Yu Huaijin to send a message.

"No, I don't feel so sleepy. I just finished reading the article you wrote, and now I'm feeling a little sleepy."

How can that work!If you agree to be the other party's chat partner together, you will not be alone this night! !Lu Yunqi rolled over, stretched his legs straight on the bed, and poked his fingers on the screen.

"Fuck! Are you ready to sleep?! QAQ, what should I do!"

Holding Yu Huaijin: "Try counting sheep?"

"Then let me try! Don't sleep!"

After Lu Yunmiao's message was sent, he was silent again.Gu Huaijin waited for about 10 minutes, but there was still no movement in Lu Yunmiao's chat box, and she probably fell asleep.

The switch of the wall lamp is at the head of the bed, Gu Huaijin stretched out his long arms, and turned off the wall lamp easily.He put his mobile phone on the bedside table, kneaded the pillow and covered the quilt to lie down, took a deep breath, and prepared to fall asleep.

……

"Ding dong!"

"Ding dong ding dong!!"

"Ding Dong!!"

"..."

Gu Huaijin didn't have the habit of turning off his phone when he was sleeping, so the constant message notifications pulled him out of bed easily.

Lu Yunmiao: "Not asleep..."

Lu Yunmiao: "Are you human?"

Lu Yunmiao: "??? hello??"

Lu Yunmiao: "QAQ cheated! You promised not to sleep!!!"

Holding Yu Huaijin: "...didn't sleep."

Lu Yunmiao: "QAQ I didn't fall asleep!! Your tricks are not working at all!!"

Holding Yu Huaijin: "...how did you count?"

Lu Yunmiao: "(⊙_⊙) how else can I count? Just one dog, two dogs, three dogs, four dogs... that's it."

Holding Yu Huaijin: "Who did you learn this word from?"

Lu Yunmiao: "I won't tell you! Just a little bit!"

"..." In the darkness of the room, Gu Huaijin sighed helplessly facing the phone screen in the middle of the night.

——Sure enough, he still couldn't believe that the story was written by such a little idiot.

Lu Yunmiao: "Are you on the phone?"

Holding Yu Huaijin: "Well, what's wrong?"

"I don't know if it's an illusion, but are you off your computer?? [picture]"

After finishing speaking, Lu Yunmiao also attached a screenshot of Yu Huaijin's account showing that the computer is online from his side.

Um?Holding Yu Huaijin's eyebrows raised, he immediately got out of bed and went back to the study. He grabbed the mouse and dragged it lightly. After a while, his computer screen immediately lit up.

"Tsk..." The computer was actually turned off, and even the game hadn't quit. Fortunately, this little idiot has sharp eyes.

Holding Yu Huaijin: "It's okay, I forgot."

Lu Yunmiao: "My God, brother, you are a bit forgetful!"

Holding Yu Huaijin: "I can't help it when I'm old."

Lu Yunmiao: "How old are you to call yourself old? Be careful of getting beaten."

Holding Yu Huaijin: "How old do you think I am?"

Lu Yunmiao: "Guess, can I guess?"

……

Gu Huaijin is not interested in playing this kind of word game with Lu Yunmiao, whether you can guess or not.It will be three o'clock if you don't sleep, and you have to go to work after dawn, Gu Huaijin really needs to rest.

Just as he was shutting down the computer, an audio file he put on the desktop caught Gu Huaijin's attention.After looking at the file and thinking about it, Gu Huaijin sent a message to that insomniac fool through the penguin that hadn't gone offline yet.

Holding Yu Huaijin: "There is a good thing, do you want it?"

Lu Yunmiao: "..."

Lu Yunmiao: "Why don't I believe you would be so kind?"

Holding Yu Huaijin: "Maybe it will help me fall asleep, just take it as a return gift for you to read the story to me."

Lu Yunmiao: "Yes! Yes, yes!"

Gu Huaijin directly dragged the audio file to the window where she was chatting with Lu Yunmiao, and sent it to him.The little idiot seemed to click on it the moment he finished accepting it, and the reaction was a bit strong.

Lu Yunmiao: "Hey! Hey Hey!!!"

Holding Yu Huaijin: "Does it sound good?"

Lu Yunmiao: "It sounds great!!! Did you play it?"

Holding Yu Huaijin: "Yes."

What he passed to Lu Yunmiao was a guitar solo.Gu Huaijin is still quite confident about the songs she created.

This time, he didn't wait that long. After a while, Gu Huaijin sent a message to Lu Yunmiao asking.

Holding Yu Huaijin: "Asleep?"

Looking at the still silent chat window, Gu Huaijin raised the corners of her mouth.He turned off the computer and turned to the bedroom.Lie back on the bed with the light of the phone screen, this time he can go to sleep peacefully.

……

Holding Yu Huaijin: "Good night and sweet dreams."