Quick Time Travel: Miserable Life System

North is in, south is out.

Beitianmen is the place where the newborn gods come to report. There is a large galaxy at the gate. This galaxy falls on the ground and fluctuates like a stream of water. Only when someone from the lower realm ascends, the water in the galaxy will churn.

Early in the morning, the fairy official who received the new fairy was waiting at Beitianmen, and the newborn fairy didn't arrive until noon.

Fairy Yurong held a small round fan and fanned herself quickly while widening her eyes and stretching her neck, wanting to see what this new colleague looked like.

Seeing that she was a beautiful lady, Fairy Yurong's eyes lit up immediately.

She is the fairy who sold a stack of second-hand yellow mosquitoes in Changsheng back then, and she is also one of the few fairies who can continue to live in the Nine Heavens Realm without a black history. A slack job has already stepped into retirement life ahead of schedule.

Her errand is to be the guide of the newborn gods, to take people to the place where they should go, and her mission is completed.

Although there are many worlds, the immortals who can ascend are rare, and there are no more than ten in a year. Therefore, Fairy Yurong's errand is really idle, so idle that she will grow hair.

Holding the hem of her skirt, Fairy Yurong hurried across the galaxy and pulled her colleagues up.

My colleague was sent to the Nine Heaven Realm just after experiencing a thunder calamity. Now her hair is still explosive. Fairy Yurong took her to take a bath and brought her a new set of clothes before taking her to Haoyuan Palace to go.

"The Haoyuan Palace is the interface between the Nine Heavens Realm and the Three Thousand Worlds. All immortals who descend to or come back from the Realm must pass through the Haoyuan Palace. The priest of the Haoyuan Palace used to be Taihao Yuanjun, but he died thousands of years ago. , and the position has been vacant since then.”

Hearing her talk so much, the new fairy was immediately taken aback, "Am I going to take over from Taihao Yuanjun?" Hey, she just ascended, and she will be given the position of Yuanjun as soon as she comes up? !

Fairy Yurong laughed loudly, "You have a good idea. Now Tianhou Empress is in charge of Haoyuan Palace. Even though she doesn't care much, you can't deprive Empress of her job."

The other party knew that he was wrong, so he smiled embarrassedly, and Fairy Yurong continued, "Your errand lady has already arranged for you, let you be the star guide of the three thousand astrolabe. Now it is no better than Back then, the lower realm of the immortals was much stricter. If it was the lower realm of the immortals, there must be a star guide to escort them at all times. In this way, it can not only ensure the safety of the gods, but also ensure the stable operation of those worlds. The star guides have always been short of manpower. You just passed , may be a little busy, but don't worry, the services of star guides are all one-on-one, and you won't let you manage many gods."

"But you can't be careless. The level of service is linked to your performance. If your performance is not good, your salary for one year will be greatly reduced. Let me teach you a trick, put a smile on your client's face, and then discuss it with them. Give you a five-star praise."

"...Okay, I'll do it."

This is really the star guide of the Three Thousand Astrolabe...isn't it Taobao's customer service?

"By the way, what's your name? My name is Yurong, and I usually do some work of introducing new gods. Speaking of which, our jobs are similar, both of which are doing introduction services."

The newcomer has just arrived, and he is more cautious. He dare not look around, and looks a little cautious, "My name is Zhu Pei'er."

Because the Nine Heavens Realm has been reformed, the lower realms have also been reformed. Now those who practice Taoism are not willing to change their names. , Your Excellency, all gone.

"Then I'll call you Pei'er from now on." Fairy Yurong looked at her tightly clenched palms, "What are you holding in your hand? I haven't seen you let go all this way."

Zhu Pei'er smiled shyly. She opened her palm and showed Yurong. Inside was a pair of earrings. Although the shape was simple, the material was expensive. Even in the current Nine Heavens Realm, these are rare and good things.

The resources of the Nine Heavens Realm and the Lower Realm are incomparable. It stands to reason that Zhu Peier would have such a pair of expensive earrings, which would definitely arouse people's suspicion, but Yurong is not an ordinary person, and her focus is never on the right place.

Yu Rong tilted her head strangely, "Why do these earrings look so familiar... Could it be that the retro style is popular in the Lower Realm now?"

Her voice was too low, Zhu Pei'er couldn't hear clearly for a while, she took two steps closer, "What did you say?"

"No, it's nothing, Haoyuan Palace is here, let's go, I'll take you in."

Walking into Haoyuan Palace, before the two of them entered the inner hall, they heard the voice of the Heavenly Emperor from inside. The other people also looked anxious and nervous, it seemed that something happened.

Yu Rong was taken aback, and quickly grabbed a fairy who was about to leave, "Wait, what happened inside?"

The fairy stomped her feet and lowered her voice, "Forget it, Yinshuang has run away from home."

"What?!"

It’s no wonder Fairy Yurong was so shocked. The sword spirit of Yinshuangjian, whose nickname is Jinlongyu and whose name is Yuling Yinshuang, was raised by the devil king in the devil world in his childhood, and was raised by the emperor of heaven in the Nine Heavens Realm in his youth. No one has an official position, but who doesn't know that she was raised by those two as their daughters, which is equivalent to the common princess of the two worlds of gods and demons.

Tianhou Empress fell asleep for thousands of years because of some things. After waking up, the first thing she did was to find the Emperor of Heaven, and the second thing was to find Yinshuang. The three top leaders of the two worlds of gods and demons all valued her so much. How dare others ignore her her?

Although this little princess's character is a little out of character, her behavior is a little suffocated, and her hobby of pinching her face is a little scary, but she has no other shortcomings. She has been obediently guarding in Liuligu for thousands of years, looking forward to The queen woke up, and now the queen has just woken up for more than 100 years, why did she suddenly run away from home? !

Yurong was puzzled, and Changsheng inside was even more puzzled.

Today, when I was not competing to deal with official business, Changsheng went out for a walk as usual. The former Tiandi Palace has long been abandoned. Now the living office of Tiandi has moved to Liuligu. She walks by the place where Arowana lives, remembering that it has been two days. Seeing that girl, I wanted to go in and have a look.

As a result, the person didn't see it, but saw a note.

Letter: Master, Mother, Second Mother, Brother Deng, I went out to find myself, goodbye.

... This message is really not just perfunctory.

Speaking of names, Changsheng is also very depressed. She slept for 5000 years and completely missed the growth process of Arowana. Because the first 200 years were too sad, she would accompany her every day, and she did not see how Arowana grew up. Yes, in the end, Si Yan brought her to the Demon Realm and let her live with the succubus and other demons. Gradually, the characteristic of talkativeness disappeared, but people also became inseparable from right and wrong.

For example, Arowana believes that it is right to take advantage of others, and it is also right to fall in love with him if he likes it. Changsheng is always worried that if she falls in love with someone one day, will she be taken back like a king of the mountain? Old Nest, raw rice cooked cooked rice.

It's bad to think about it orz

After 200 years, Buzheng finally remembered the issue of raising a child. She raised it. Arowana's temperament improved a lot. After she became sensible, she took care of the relationship with the people around her and made a decision without discussing with anyone. Because of the seniority of the people around her, Arowana had three relatives overnight.

Poor Changsheng, because he was still lying in the corpse, he missed the chance to be recognized by the golden dragon fish.

Buzheng is the mother, and Si Yan is the second mother, which is easy to distinguish, but the title of the second mother sounds weird, a bit like a concubine ==

After waking up, Changsheng also protested to Arowana, but Arowana smiled at her very brightly, saying that she will always be her master, the closest and dearest master.

Then, Changsheng withdrew his protest.Now that I think about it, isn't she a little too coaxing ==

Changsheng was very sad, she came to Haoyuan Palace after seeing the note, but none of the employees of Haoyuan Palace knew how Arowana escaped, at this time she was asking people to search for the location of Arowana, so Buqi stood by her side , comforting her in a gentle voice, "It's okay, don't worry about her."

"How can you not be worried? She doesn't know anything. After so many years, she still knows how to pinch her face. What if she is in danger? Without her body, her current ability is about the same as that of an ordinary person. She can't lift her hands or carry her on her shoulders." Yes, what should I do if I don’t have money to eat?!”

This is an exaggeration. Although without the main body, Arowana cannot exert her original lethality, but she has also learned a lot of spells over the years, and as a sword spirit, she has many advantages. As long as she does not cultivate In this world, the Arowana would basically only be domineering.

But Changsheng didn't care about that. Suddenly, she widened her eyes in horror, "What if it's worse, what if I'm kidnapped into a pyramid scheme? With Arowana's IQ, it's very likely that I'll be tricked into it!"

Buzheng: "...No way."

If you get tricked into it, you can only blame those MLM organizations for their bad luck ==

Back then, part of the Nine Heavens Realm collapsed, the sky and the earth were tilted, and even the stars kept falling, not to mention some small objects, the body of the Silver Frost Sword, fell into the lower realm at that time.

At first no one thought of looking for it, but later Si Yan thought about it, she wanted to send someone to look for it, but Arowana herself disagreed, she wanted to wait for her longevity to wake up, and then look for her own body.

In fact, at the moment of Changsheng's death, the master-servant relationship between Yinshuangjian and Changsheng had been severed. Fundamentally speaking, Changsheng was no longer her master, but for Jinlongyu, Changsheng was the first one after she gave birth to consciousness. The master is also a relative who accompanies her every day and loves her. Even if their master-servant relationship is broken, she still believes in longevity.

I have to say that the sword spirit prenatal training conducted by Changsheng was really successful ==

Seeing that Changsheng was still worried, Buzheng thought about it, and comforted her from another angle, "Actually, there is nothing wrong with letting her go down."

"The gods will go to experience calamity. Arowana's search for her own body below is equivalent to a calamity. In this way, she will be able to avoid a calamity when she cultivates in the future. Isn't it just killing two birds with one stone?"

She was right, and to find the main body, Arowana had to do it by herself. The Silver Frost Sword was good at hiding her aura, and it was because of this that Arowana escaped so many eyes and sneaked down to the realm.If someone else were to find it, they might not be able to find it for 1 years.But Arowana has a deep connection with her own body, she will be back in a few months after she left.

Buzheng said this to reassure Changsheng. In fact, she was also wondering in her heart whether she needed to go down in person and bring back the Arowana and the Silver Frost Sword when she found the whereabouts of the Arowana.No, if she goes in person, it may cause riots, so I'd better send a few people there, and I won't send too many, just send a few gods.

Shenjun is a god who is second only to the emperor and queen of heaven. In terms of protecting cubs, indisputable may be a little more serious than longevity.

Changsheng thought for a while, "Then why not arrange a star attractor for Arowana? The stinky girl ran away casually. Just let her stay below, arrange more disasters for her, and let her know. Life outside is difficult. You must kill her vigor and bring her back."

...Aren't you worried just now?You've changed your face too quickly, haven't you? !

The Queen of Heaven has an order, who dare not listen, this time is fine, the gods don't need to send, just find a star guide who has no work to do.

Arowana didn't know anything about the Nine Heavens Realm. She got into the astrolabe when the managers of the three thousand astrolabe were changing shifts, chose a place by intuition, and was then teleported here.

Standing on a pedestrian street full of modern people, Arowana tugged at her Yunjinru skirt.

The worlds that Changsheng has been to, although she can't see them, she can listen to the live broadcast of Liuli Deng. At first, Liuli Deng was very annoying to her, but after a few worlds, he was led astray by Arowana, and he never bothered to talk. , became an active live broadcast.

She could feel that her own body was in this world, but it took a lot of effort to find it, and it was too high-profile to wear it, so she found a nearby clothing store and picked out a set of modern clothes , After putting it on, she came to the cash register, took out a stack of banknotes, and said politely, "Please give me some change."

The shopping guide looked at the pile of green one dollar bills, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "Customer, you don't have enough money, and you can't find change."

She stole all the money from Changsheng's warehouse. Changsheng has recently become obsessed with collecting all kinds of things from the lower world, including banknotes. Arowana has only heard the live broadcast, but never watched it. She only knows that the modern world is used to pay money. Paper, but I don't know how the prices are.

Arowana was silent for a while, feeling a little embarrassed, she fumbled around in the small bundle for a while, and took out a gold ingot, "Then... can I pay for this?"

Just now the shopping guide looked at her like a fool, but now the shopping guide looks at her like a liar.

The eyes of the shopping guide were very contemptuous, as if to say, it has been 8102 years, and you still play this old-fashioned trick?

……

The shopping guide glanced at her colleague, and then suddenly became dimpled. She took the Arowana to the VIP customer room and asked her to wait there. After a short wait, the police came in and brought her back to the police Bureau.

On the first day in the lower realm, Arowana managed to get himself into the game, which is also very good.

In the end it was proved that her gold was real, and everyone couldn't believe it, because Arowana looked a little silly, not like such a rich person ==

In the end, the old policeman was kind enough to tell her that she had to use banknotes to spend money. If she was short of money, she would sell the gold.

Arowana was educated humbly, left the police station, went to the jewelry store again, and took a hundred-yuan bill in exchange for a thick stack of gold ingots, remembering what the old policeman said that she could not take out the money, so she put the money in the store again. In my own baggage.

A day has passed, and she hasn't done anything, not even bought clothes. Next, she still has to buy clothes.

Lifting her foot, she walked forward aimlessly, but she couldn't find the clothing store, but she found someone with a similar aura to her.

The main body is heavier than the sword spirit. If humans get along with it for a long time, they will always be contaminated with the breath of the silver frost sword.

Arowana immediately chased after her. Wearing an ancient skirt, she ran faster than a rabbit. The person she was chasing was stunned to see a young girl running towards him excitedly. He had a cigarette in his mouth. His first reaction was, Is he about to be touched? It's the first time a girl has chased him after growing up so big!

The man was driving an Audi car and looked like a suit and leather shoes. Arowana looked at him very happily, "Brother, can you take me home?"

"..." Sure enough, they came to touch porcelain.

The sword energy on this man is very weak, Arowana thinks that he should not stay with Yinshuangjian often, maybe, Yinshuangjian is at his parents' or his friend's house, or, Yinshuangjian is in a museum , He is a staff member, so he has a little bit of sword spirit.

No matter what, Arowana can't let him go.

Her eyes sparkled, "Brother, take me home! I'll work for you!"

Human beings like free pies that fall from the sky, if she goes to work for him as free labor, he will definitely take himself back!

Shaoyang: "..." Farewell!

From getting into the car to starting the car, Shaoyang drove the car away almost instantly, and Arowana finally realized belatedly that she probably, maybe, maybe... said the wrong thing ==

Stumbling to find a hotel, she spent three times the money to book a room without an ID card. Looking at her face in the mirror, Arowana sighed, and started pinching her face again.

The appearance of the sword spirit is ever-changing, because Changsheng raised her, so she chose to become a human being at the beginning of her birth. She likes Changsheng, and Changsheng has Budou, and occasionally sees a Si Yan, so Arowana His appearance is five points like Changsheng, four points like Buqi, and one point like Si Yan.

Although the original appearance has been finalized, the sword spirit can change her face at will. Before coming, she had already pinched a face of a popular passerby for herself, but today she failed to approach Shaoyang, so she can no longer use this face. face off.

There is very little aura in the lower world. Arowana pinched it for a while and found that the more you pinch, the uglier it is, and the more it develops in the direction of horror movies. It must be the reason for the lack of aura. She was silent, and simply restored her original appearance, and then decided to go tomorrow try it once.

After squatting at the place where I met Shaoyang for another three days, Arowana finally saw Shaoyang again. He came here to go through the formalities. When he came out, Arowana heard him calling someone else.

"Yes, the cleaning maid. There are not many requirements, just three points, beautiful, clean, and strong professional ability."

I don't know what the person on the other end of the phone said, Shaoyang turned dark, "I know you are a serious housekeeping company, and what I'm looking for is also a decent maid! Our boss likes good-looking ones, what can I do , you send [-] over tomorrow and let our boss pick them together, let me tell you this, if you can keep one, your company is considered capable."

After hanging up the phone, Shaoyang's face was still not very good-looking. He had been looking for a cleaner for several days, but he was beautiful, clean, and capable. Is this the standard for a cleaner? ?

He even wanted to go to the Film Academy to find a school belle, spend his own money, and let her train and work!

Putting his mobile phone into his trouser pocket, he took out another lottery ticket he just bought. He also knew that he would not win the prize, but he still liked to buy it. If he could win someday, wouldn't he just give it away?

What he bought was the kind of scratch-off game. Shaoyang was squinting his eyes to scratch the card, when a beautiful girl who couldn't take his eyes off came over.

The girl smiled at him, "Hello, can I apply for the cleaning maid you mentioned?"

Shaoyang was stunned, "You...you want to be a cleaner?"

After thinking for a while, the cleaning maid seemed to have the same meaning as the cleaner, Arowana nodded cautiously, "Yes."

The appearance is absolutely qualified, even if his boss picks such a person, it is impossible to pick out any mistakes, the problem is...

"Can you do the cleaning?"

"Yes!" Arowana replied very loudly. Back then, she passed by with a sword energy, not to mention the dust, the house could be wiped away, absolutely as clean as walking on flat ground!

Shaoyang saw how confident she was, so he agreed to take her back to show the boss. Anyway, he had to look at each of them one by one, and it didn't make any difference to add one more.

Seeing that he agreed, Arowana was very happy, she stretched out her hand, "Thank you!"

Infected by her smile, Shao Yang couldn't help laughing too, and gave her a false shake, "You're welcome, I'll give you an address, come to interview at two o'clock tomorrow afternoon, just find me when the time comes."

After giving her the address, Arowana left happily. Shaoyang lowered his head and continued to scratch his unfinished card. The silver-gray crumbs were scraped off, gradually revealing the Chinese characters inside. For the word first prize, Shaoyang almost had a heart attack on the spot.

No, he has to tell the girl just now that he doesn't need to look for him tomorrow.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha because he is about to resign soon!

The author has something to say: Well, the extra episode is over, and there will be no updates in the future

In the last chapter, I will show you the auspicious spirit of Arowana~

The advance receipt of Arowana's article has been released, and it is expected to be published in December or January. The copy is as follows:

"Becoming the Overlord's Runaway Little Wife" is fake and slow, with dark plots

The koi attribute wins every day, the little sword spirit X the domineering president who is still innocent in the late stage of face control

Yinshuang is an auspicious sword that can bring blessings to others. As a sword spirit, she accidentally lost her own body

After wandering in the lower realm for a month, she finally found her real body in the home of a certain tyrant

In order to get back her body, she endured the humiliation, first pretending to be a cleaning maid, then a driver's bodyguard, and finally, as a last resort, she slept with the president herself for a while, and then she completed the task and escaped smoothly

After three years of wandering, she suddenly discovered that all the auspicious aura in her body had been transferred. If she didn't get back the auspicious aura, she couldn't leave this world

Yinshuang, who can bend and stretch, silently returns to the boss, but at this time, the boss has been completely blackened because of love.

With a dazzling and auspicious aura, the overlord himself is as terrifying as a devil: "Baby, I have been looking for you so hard. Look at the perfect cage I built for you. Are you moved?"

Cowardly Yinshuang: "No, I dare not touch QAQ"