[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

So, starting from a unique reunion, the three of them began a cohabitation life that no one expected to have such a day.

Since the layout of this apartment building is all two bedrooms, even if Joyce smashed the wall between the two rooms first, he could not create another bedroom for the Winter Soldier to live in.So, even though Deadpool yelled several times that he didn't mind Haney sharing a bed with him, Bucky stayed in his old room, only combining the living rooms of the two apartments into one rather spacious apartment. The living room is enough for three people to carry out any activities in it.

In this regard, Deadpool and Winter Soldier don't care, but Joyce is quite happy.After all, there are too many things piled up on his workbench, and it is not easy to have a place for him to let go of his hands and feet.So, he unceremoniously occupied the corner with the best lighting, and threw himself on his charming gadgets more and more fanatically, almost turning himself into a mechanical madman.

Sooner or later he would have to blow up the house.

Seeing the other party burying his head on the workbench and looking excited, Deadpool hugged his Rainbow Pony and commented to the Winter Soldier like this.

And although there are similar concerns, Bucky, who is good at using various weapons, actually likes Joyce's modified guns and other equipment compared to Deadpool who knows nothing about it.For a while, he was even keen to conduct live ammunition tests for the opponent. Every few days, he would go out with a bunch of ammunition, go out and do a fight, and then come back to give his professional advice.At that moment, the entire Hydra in New York was in a state of panic, and everyone was in danger, for fear that a fully armed Winter Soldier would break in and become a target for his gun test.

"You can try next door in the future. It is getting harder and harder to find a few decent Hydra bases in New York."

Throwing the metal arm on Joyce's workbench, he watched Joyce disassemble the blade and check the circuit familiarly.Bucky squinted his eyes and stared for a while, remembering another question he hadn't gotten an answer to, and asked a little unwillingly:

"I think they're surprised I'm still in New York, what the hell have you been up to?"

"It's a good thing anyway."

Shrugging, he replaced the opponent's arm with a new calibrator.Joyce just pretended that he didn't see Bucky's suddenly deep eyes, and refused to discuss this topic.

Nonsense, if he really told the truth, this guy wouldn't just jump up and strangle him to death.

In fact, it's easy to distract Hydra's attention away from the vicinity, all it takes is a plausible message.Joyce just showed up in another district of New York, spread the information that Zero had returned to this city in front of the Hi Claws, and quickly diverted their attention.In addition, Captain America secretly left the Avengers Building the next day, suspected to go to Mexico to search for traces of the Winter Soldier, which made the Hipaws think that their search direction was wrong from the beginning.The Winter Soldier must not have risked staying nearby while being seriously injured, and must have left the United States by some means.So, they sent some people to search for Zero on the other side of New York, and the other part secretly followed Captain America, trying to snatch food from the tiger.That's why the number of Hipaws in New York seems so pitiful and thin recently.

As for why Steve cooperated so much, Joyce's biggest guilty conscience came from this.The Winter Soldier is unwilling to help the other party, and he is unwilling to let Captain America know about himself. Joyce can see this very clearly. I can only release a fake news, which can be regarded as spoofing the other party once.If Bucky knew that he had exposed himself in this way, and pushed Steve under Hydra's nose, even if the purpose was to cover his whereabouts, it would be a complete and complete disaster, and it would be no wonder if he died on the spot .

"Anyway, I didn't do anything." Even if I did, I wouldn't let you know.

He tried his best to straighten his chest, and opened his mouth to meet Bucky's gaze without any guilt.Joyce poked him on the upper arm with a screwdriver, bringing out a series of sparks, successfully causing the other party to tsk in pain, and almost smashed his head in half with a slap.

"It's better like this." Splitter snatched the screwdriver from the opponent and threw it into a pile of failed experiments in the corner.Bucky glared at him hard, his face clearly expressing the meaning of "Why are you so disobedient" and "I'm going to beat you up", if Deadpool just opened his mouth to call them to eat, Joyce estimated that they would have to eat again. It was the 120th fight since the three lived together.

Yes, the 120th time.

And as an apartment that housed two top killers and a pervert, the building was still standing firm until now, without collapsing into ruins. In fact, it was beyond their imagination in every aspect.

In fact, although on the surface they look like vicious desperadoes, Joyce and the Winter Soldier actually have good tempers, at least not because they were stepped on or bumped in the street. Unrelentingly draw a gun and blow people's heads open.But even so, in the face of Deadpool who is so thick-skinned that even a saint can rise to heaven with anger, that point of endurance that he forcibly cultivated because he didn't want to ask for trouble is like a cloud in the sky, and it is impossible to catch it back .In addition, which of them is not the kind of fragile person who will die with a light pinch. After living together for a long time, not only Deadpool, but even two people like Joyce and Bucky who are not in trouble with each other. They often fight and use their strength to determine their status in the family.

Although this 'status' most of the time refers to who can eat an extra muffin, who has to mop the floor for an extra day, who can master the remote control to select TV programs after dinner... and so on, sand sculpture daily.

"I ordered takeaway, do you want pizza or burgers?" He closed the door holding several boxes.Deadpool staggered to the side of Joyce's workbench, swept his arms very skillfully, and swept the things on the table to the ground, making room for them to eat: "Let's talk about it first." Well, there is only one Coke, and it can only be mine."

"Eating this kind of thing again?" Glancing at it with extreme disgust, Joyce reached out and took a random one, and put his legs on the table in front of him: "What is our kitchen for?"

"Do you still have a kitchen?"

He also opened a box of pizza casually, and found that Joyce had already held the flavor he wanted, and was about to deliver it to his mouth.Bucky's eyes froze, and his strike was like lightning, and he snatched the pizza box in the opponent's hand and one-sixth of the pizza on his mouth with lightning speed.And when Joyce realized with a dazed expression that his lunch had been taken away, his hands were already empty, while the Winter Soldier on the opposite side was chewing with his puffy cheeks like a hamster, and by the way treated him like an elder. Cautions were given:

"Don't put your feet on the table, Joe."

"...First of all, this is my workbench, not your dining table." He sat up straight amid Deadpool's wild laughter.Joyce widened his eyes in annoyance, and couldn't believe that Bucky actually did this: "Secondly, do you know how much this sentence sounds like my grandpa? And you are all grandpa's age, and you still Grab my lunch?!"

"Respect the old and love the young, do you know? This is what you should do for grandpa and me." On occasions where he doesn't need to become the Winter Soldier, Bucky has always been able to pick up more shadows that belong to the past.But for this, Joyce just wanted to grab Captain America's collar and shake his brains out. He never told him that Sergeant Barnes would be such a difficult bastard: "Not to mention I The pizza I grab with my ability is mine." If you don't accept it, let's fight.

Joyce: "..."

"I regret it, is it too late to drive you out now?"

After thinking about it for a while, I found that I couldn't refute the fallacy of the Winter Soldier.The ex-killer was furious, ignored Deadpool's wailing, grabbed the Coke from the other's mouth, took a few sips to calm down: "Why didn't you remind me earlier that you are so wicked?"

"I reminded you, but you didn't listen."

Shrugging, he stuffed the rest of the pizza into his mouth.While chewing hard, Bucky gave Joyce a provocative look, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his behavior of using all his abilities to grab lunch with the other party: "So is anyone going to answer my question? You actually And the kitchen?"

"There used to be." Seeing his drink go into someone else's stomach.Deadpool, who was secretly sad, didn't dare to protest at all, he could only grit his teeth and swallow the sudden grievance: "But since I blew it up last time, no one has gone in again."

Bucky: ...

He wasn't surprised what was going on.

"But why are you asking this? Can any of us know how to cook?" He squeezed a French fries into his mouth and dipped his fingers in ketchup.Wade blinked, and his eyes fell on the Winter Soldier expectantly: "Hydra still teaches this kind of skill?"

"Probably." Bucky couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth when he recalled some sad past, "Actually, Joyce would too."

"...Do you have to remind me of this?"

He could be dragged into the water while lying down, and the ex-killer twitched his forehead dangerously.At this time, it was too late to pretend that there was no such thing, and Deadpool, who had obtained the shocking secret, almost jumped up from the bench, pointed at his roommate's nose, feeling that he had been brutally deceived: "You, you would Cook?!!"

"I didn't say I wouldn't." Joyce pressed his eyebrows.

"Then why don't you make it for me!" Wade cried out with a 'wow': "Am I not your cutie?!"

... You weren't in the first place.

I almost blurted out like this, but I still held back because the other party was really grief-stricken and unaffected.Joyce kicked Bucky's leg on the bench who was looking for trouble for him, thinking about how he would deal with a deadpool who was not forgiving, he had a terrible headache.

"The main reason is that I really don't know if the things I make can be eaten by others." He tried to explain helplessly: "I only made steamed fish bibimbap for Alice—"

"You actually made steamed fish and bibimbap for that little bastard!!!"

Like a bolt from the blue, Deadpool stood still for a while, then howled louder, collapsing like a coastline just swept by a tenth-level hurricane:

"Tell me! Who is going to accompany you in the octopus base, who will accompany you to bleed and get wounded, and accompany you until dawn in the lonely night?! In the end, I can't even compare to a damn cat?!! You Heartless scumbag!!"

"..."

No, I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense.

I just want to gag the other person's mouth with the paper cup in my hand.Joyce rolled his eyes towards the ceiling sadly, but accidentally caught a glimpse of Bucky's expression of 'here's a good show' on his face, obviously waiting to see his joke.

He wanted to kill more now.