Shit shovel officer come and feed me

He Shuang thought that Yi Shiyu was kind enough to lure her to see the handsome guy masturbating cats, but when the door opened, she saw Professor Xiang who had the best looks in the department, the max cold value, and the most hooked people.

She gave Yi Shiyu an expression.

hehe:)

Yi Shiyu greeted and entered the room without changing his face, put the fruit and Coke into the refrigerator with ease, and brought the vegetables he and He Shuang picked in the supermarket to the kitchen.

"do you need my help?"

"No need." Xiang Ru refused very simply.

Yi Shiyu nodded, "Then A Shuang and I went to pet cats?"

The man was silent for a while this time, but then he remembered that the cat was at a place and time he hadn't seen, and he had shown cuteness to many people, so he breathed a sigh of relief, "...Be careful."

Yi Shiyu nodded, and carefully carried the milk cat who followed the kitchen to the living room.

Her hugging posture is very standard, and her movements are gentle enough. Mao Tuanzi glanced at Xiang Ru who was starting to process the ingredients, thinking that even if he stayed here and sold more cuties, men would not be able to feed them, so he didn't struggle and let it go Yi Shiyu carried him out.

On the sofa in the living room, He Shuang was sitting on pins and needles, almost hiccupping due to nervousness, and she kept sending messages to Yi Shiyu.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"You didn't tell me that handsome guy is Professor Xiang!!"

"Be honest, what is your relationship with him!!!"

Yi Shiyu's phone kept vibrating, and she knew what He Shuang had sent without looking at it, so she walked to the sofa, turned her hands around, and put the milk cat on He Shuang's lap.

He Shuang, who made a very strong accusation, immediately met the blue eyes of the milk cat.

Mom I think I'm dreaming...

Mao Tuanzi was not annoyed by being changed, after all, he had snatched a lot from He Shuang, and this person helped him pay for the chicken legs yesterday, so he tilted his head, "Meow (thank you)... "

The fluffy dreamed of staying quietly on his lap, even flirting with her.He Shuang only felt that her blood pressure seemed to be starting to rise. She stretched out her paw tremblingly, and gently stroked the cat's back.

The milk cat didn't resist.

She masturbated again, but the milk cat still didn't resist.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! !

He Shuang, who comes with the "fluffy repellent" buff, who is especially unappreciated by fluffy, feels that he has reached the pinnacle of his life at this moment.

There is a milk cat here that will run away without seeing her, and let her masturbate!

I masturbate, I suck!

Hey, the fur is so soft and comfortable, the pointed ears are so cute, the fluffy tail is so fluffy, and the little belly... Hey, he doesn't seem to like being touched.

Mao Tuanzi turned over to avoid He Shuang's hands who were about to touch his belly, and then continued to enjoy the massage service with half-closed eyes.

He Shuang changed the direction and followed the hair, the surrounding air seemed to be materialized, and there were happiness bubbles floating everywhere where dreams came true.

Yi Shiyu looked at He Shuang, who was so forgetful about stroking the cat and seemed to be about to faint, the corners of his mouth twitched.

The love drama "Do you not love me anymore, do you not like me anymore" was playing on TV, she looked at Xiang Ru who was busy in the kitchen, and thought of that question again.

Why on earth is her third cousin suddenly ready to cook hot pot?

She didn't come up with an answer until the fragrant bottom of the pot was served and all kinds of hot pot ingredients were prepared.

The induction cooker was put on the table, and one red and one white mandarin duck pot in the shape of Tai Chi was placed on it. The red soup pot was fragrant and attractive, with peppercorns and a few bay leaves floating on the top.The clear soup pot is rich and mellow, the original soup is light and white, adding jujube, wolfberry, tomato, scallion and a little mushroom slices, the value is quite high.

Soon, the bottoms of the pots on both sides were already boiling, and He Shuang was so nervous and cautious that his hands were shaking. He neither dared to look at Xiang Ru, nor dared to put vegetables into the pot.Yi Shiyu is much more at ease. Put the luncheon meat and ham sausage into the pot first.

Mao Tuanzi jumped onto the table with a salivating face, stood on the empty space on the table, and stared at the tumbling meat in the red pot.

Eating hot pot alone is not enough. You have to sit in front of the pot with a group of people, watching the soup boil, wooden chopsticks flying, and eating hot pot.

In the steaming heat, He Shuang also slowly lost his restraint, and concentrated on scalding his hairy belly with Yi Shiyu in the red soup.

In the bright red pot, there were only two pairs of wooden chopsticks shifting from place to place. Xiang Ru didn't participate in it, and he ate clear soup.

Unlike the red soup, which only has pepper and pepper, the clear soup is not greasy, and soon there are a lot of dishes: soft and crunchy fungus, tender white tofu, fragrant mushrooms, various meatballs and vegetables...

Mao Tuanzi turned around, stretched out his paw and scratched Xiang Ru's arm, "I want to eat it too!"

Xiang Ru glanced at Mao Qiu, picked up a piece of fat beef roll, cooked it and put it in the cat bowl.

The Maotuanzi swallowed it in one gulp, smelling the spicy and delicious aroma from the bottom of the butter pot, salivating, he scratched the man again, "I want more, I want the one in the red soup..."

Xiang Ru sandwiched a small ham for him, which was still blanched in clear soup.

Mao Tuanzi was stunned, and ate it silently, then moved to He Shuang's side with the cat bowl in its mouth, stretched out its paw and patted her, "I want to eat meat in red soup!"

He Shuang was so excited that the beef balls on the chopsticks almost fell off.

"I want to eat some of your pot of meat!" Mao Tuanzi continued to urge.

He Shuang quickly put the steaming beef balls into his bowl, and then used the serving chopsticks to pick up a piece of beef and put it into the clear soup.Soon, the beef was cooked, and she picked up the meat slices and put them in the cute cat bowl brought by the milk cat.

Mao Tuanzi was very tired. Looking at He Shuang who was staring at him expectantly, he reluctantly ate the sliced ​​beef, which was nothing special except that it was cooked, and squatted down without moving.

I just want to eat meat slices with better taste, why do you all give me this kind of bland and tasteless QAQ.

I want to eat meat!

In red soup!

Among the three present, none of them understood the breakdown and longing in the milk cat's voice.

Craving sliced ​​meat?OK, here, in clear soup.

Craving ham?OK, here, in clear soup.

Craving cod?Okay, here, it's still in clear soup...

Mao Tuanzi said that it was too difficult, and it was too difficult for them to feed him something in the red soup!

The three of them scratched and patted, and the cuteness was also sold, but still no one fed him the meat in the red soup.

He squatted for a while, jumped off the table silently, ran back to the bedroom silently, pushed the soft cat litter under the bed silently, and then lay down on it.

He was sad, the kind that eight hundred Xiang Ru could not coax well.

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The three of them didn't know anything about Mao Tuanzi's thoughts, and Yi Shiyu and He Shuang didn't pay much attention to it. They only thought that the milk cat was full, and Xiang Ru looked up at the bedroom, with a flash of thought in his eyes.

The hot pot, the cold cola, the eye-catching handsome guy and the cute cat, He Shuang was so happy that he was really full in the end.

Refused to help, she half-lyed on the sofa, touched her bulging belly guiltily, and sighed, "The hot pot hurt me."

After this pause, she had to be dragged by Yi Shiyu to the playground for a few laps.

kitchen.

Yi Shiyu put on an apron and gloves, and carefully washed the dishes in the sink.

"I didn't expect, cousin, you can cook hot pot today." She thought for a while, and still wanted to test it out.

Xiang Ru put the unfinished meatballs into the freezer, was taken aback when he heard this, and asked a little nervously, "What do you think of the taste?"

"It's delicious." Yi Shiyu praised decisively.

Xiang Ru hummed, and continued to tidy up, silently remembering the food they both liked to eat.

He thought for a while, and then said: "In the future, you can bring more classmates over to play."

Yi Shiyu felt even weirder.Her third cousin is not a person who likes to be lively. Because of her appearance, she usually treats those classmates with a cold face. Now she is asked to bring more classmates?

She raised her eyes and looked outside. The sun was high, so it shouldn't be coming from the west.

"How about a barbecue next weekend?" Xiang Ru still added, "You can bring more classmates over."

Yi Shiyu shook his hands, "...I remember, you don't like eating these?"

"Yeah." Xiang Ru didn't deny it, "You kids really like it."

Yi. Seven years younger than him. Kid. Poetry: "..."

She was sure that this third cousin was indeed abnormal.

After washing the dishes and eating some fruit, seeing that He Shuang was starting to feel uncomfortable again, Yi Shiyu said goodbye and left.

He came with a lot of things in his arms, and left empty-handed. He Shuang was finally able to take pictures of the flowers and plants along the way with his mobile phone.

No matter if it was Magnolia, Begonia or Cherry Blossom, she took pictures of all of them, and when the pictures were close, she began to settle accounts with someone.

She pulled Yi Shiyu's hair, "You lied to me enough, Professor Xiang is your cousin, and you just told me now..."

Yi Shiyu was still thinking about Xiang Ru's abnormality, and heard that he took back his hair from He Shuang, "I remember I told you that I have three cousins."

He Shuang was at a loss for words, "You didn't say one of them was Professor Xiang..."

"You didn't ask."

He Shuang decided to ignore her.

After a while, Yi Shiyu said, "Ask you a question..."

He Shuang's eyes lit up, "What?"

Yi Shiyu thought for a long time before he came up with a suitable metaphor, "If there is a person who never eats coriander before or cooks without coriander, but from a certain day, he suddenly starts to cook with coriander, what would it be?" reason?"

After listening to it, He Shuang stared at Yi Shiyu with a pair of dead fish eyes, and said slowly after a long time: "What else can be the reason, let's fall in love."

Yi Shiyu: "?!"

He Shuang still has a pair of dead fish eyes, "Before I fell in love, I didn't eat coriander, but my ex-boyfriend ate it, and then I started to eat it too. Now if I eat noodles without coriander, I feel uncomfortable..."

"Uh...then, he added coriander to the dish, but he didn't eat it himself, but served it to others, and then asked if it was good. What's the reason?"

He Shuang gave Yi Shiyu a strange look, "That means we haven't talked about it yet, and he is going to chase someone who likes coriander."

"Trust me." After He Shuang finished speaking, he patted Yi Shiyu's shoulder on tiptoe, "The person you mentioned is the same as when I chased my ex-boyfriend."

"I think I can wish him to join the cilantro alliance in advance, I bet he will never eat cilantro, taste it, and finally like cilantro..."

Cousin is going to chase someone?

Thinking of Xiang Ru's abnormal behavior, Yi Shiyu fell into deep thought.

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