Dude tied the wrong boyfriend
Chapter 66
Yu Yuan turned around in surprise when he heard the voice, and saw Jiang Nanting's face was calm and calm, holding a rice flower tube in one hand, and slowly removing the fluorescent little hand stuck to his face with the other.
Yu Yuan couldn't help but glanced at the rice flower tube for a few times, then felt embarrassed and tentatively pulled his little green hand back, sitting there with his body stiff, not knowing what to do for a moment.
Jiang Nanting hesitated for a while with the little green hand in his hand, and finally sat on the steps like him shyly at an arm's length away from Yu Yuan. He didn't look at Yu Yuan but looked at the ground, and handed the little green hand to Yu Yuan .
Then he heard Yu Yuan's voice was very small, and said thank you tenderly to him.
Jiang Nanting's palms couldn't help sweating, and he stretched out his hand holding the rice flower tube towards Yu Yuan.
Yu Yuan's eyes widened in astonishment, and he forgot for an instant that the food that the adults had entrusted to others should not be eaten. He thought that the other party was just like a child, so he would definitely not be a bad person.
Yu Yuan tentatively stretched out his little fleshy hand slowly, and when he held the other end of the rice flower tube, he couldn't help squinting his eyes and showing his little tiger teeth, and smiled.
Jiang Nanting saw it, and silently felt that the decision to go downstairs was the right one.
Yu Yuan happily chewed the rice flower tube with a "click click", and scratched the mosquito bite on his face with one hand from time to time, Jiang Nanting looked a little distressed,
"wait for me."
Jiang Nanting hastily dropped a word and ran upstairs in three steps at a time.
Yu Yuan put the hollow rice flower tube on his finger and gnawed on it blankly, not knowing what that man was doing, and immediately he was sprayed with toilet water by Jiang Nanting who ran downstairs.
Yu Yuan sneezed and said in his heart that this guy is not a bad person, he started talking to Jiang Nanting who sat down silently again,
"Are you really small too?"
In fact, according to the regulations, basically the residents of each area will go to the elementary school in that school area.
The community of Yu Yuan is in the area included by Experimental Primary School, but Jiang Nanting attends Fifth Primary School, because the house he rented before was near Fifth Primary School, and he just moved here recently.
"No, it's Fifth Elementary."
"Oh, have you practiced singing?"
In order to celebrate the [-]th in Yuncheng, the primary schools in the city will hold a chorus competition, the first song, the real primary school and the fifth primary school are old rivals.
As soon as Yu Yuan heard that Jiang Nanting was from the fifth elementary school, he asked for news with a sense of collective honor.
"Well, I'm back from target shooting."
"What song, I haven't heard it before, you can sing it."
Jiang Nanting was in a dilemma, he looked at Yu Yuan, lowered his head and wanted to shake his head.
But Yu Yuan twisted his body and put his head under Jiang Nanting's drooping head, his eyes were bulingbulingly looking for Jiang Nanting's hidden eyes, because Yu Yuan was used to talking and looking at people's eyes, but Jiang Nanting never looked at him, so he had no choice but to The posture is a little awkward, and I went to find Jiang Nanting's eyes.
As soon as Yu Yuan got close to Jiang Nanting, he smelled a fragrant smell, but he didn't know what it was, but it smelled good anyway.
Yu Yuan sniffed and smelled it closer.
Jiang Nanting was suffocated by Yu Yuan's movements, his face was flushed, he had no choice but to start singing dryly,
"Sunset Xishan Hong Xiafei, the soldiers shoot the target and return the battalion, return the battalion..."
He only sang a few lines, and his voice was very low, because he was so ashamed.
In fact, Jiang Nanting's singing is not out of tune, and his voice is also very good, but Yu Yuan doesn't know how to appreciate it. His aesthetics stay in the kind of songs that are shouted loudly and imposingly, such as the "Unity is strength" practiced in their school. ", it sounds nice.
So he was a little disgusted, and a little proud in his heart, thinking that his school must have won, but he knew not to show it, so he pretended to know it, and put on airs,
"What, why do you want to sing the song about soldiers beating dad? Your school doesn't know how to choose songs. You should choose more positive songs for the competition. It's good like ours. Unity is strength."
"..."
Jiang Nanting thought for a while about the logical relationship between "the soldier shoots the target and returns to the battalion" and "the soldier beats the father", and remained silent.
Yu Yuan was happy, and he was bored anyway, so he chatted enthusiastically with Jiang Nanting one-sidedly. He wanted to keep a low profile but couldn't hide his desire to show off, so he chattered endlessly.
"Are you the captain of your school?"
"Ah."
Yu Yuan paused, a little disbelieving, his little fleshy face twisted, and he asked again,
"Captain, the kind with three stripes."
Jiang Nanting nodded. He didn't know why Yu Yuan asked. In fact, he didn't want to be a teacher, but the teacher didn't look at comprehensive indicators at all, such as whether he actively participated in activities or whether he wanted to serve his classmates. He just mechanically called whoever studied well. when.
Yu Yuan snorted unhappily, and patted his thigh in a sophisticated manner, the flesh on his hands and thighs trembled at the same time, he was just a squadron leader, not a big captain, he thought he could show off with Jiang Nanting, but it turned out like this Coincidentally, I ran into a captain.
Yu Yuan pouted, pulled his little green hands that were no longer sticky and stopped talking.
Jiang Nanting's heart tightened and he began to reflect on what he said was wrong again, but he hadn't listed a few of his mistakes in his mind before he thought hard, and Yu Yuan was hurt by his attempt for a while, and then he recovered immediately. He started to brag about himself again, first he looked around pretendingly, then he whispered in Jiang Nanting's ear,
"Let me tell you, don't tell others. In fact, I am not an ordinary person. I have superpowers."
"..."
In fact, Yu Fang always coaxed Yu Yuan when he was a child. Once a distant relative came to visit, Yu Yuan got along well with him and would not let him go home. , Tell Yu Yuan that relative was actually transformed by a monster, and now it has changed back to its original form.
Yu Fang thought that his relatives were far away anyway, so he couldn't reveal his secrets for a while, not to mention that Yu Yuan was watching Journey to the West at that time, and Yu Fang used old socks to make it more convincing. Pretty much the same clothes.
At that time, Yu Yuan, who was so foolish, was immediately bluffed. He believed it and thought too much, thinking that he had an extraordinary background. Otherwise, why would his good relatives elsewhere turn back to the original after playing with him for a few days.
Yu Yuan was sad and emotional, and was anxiously thinking about how to keep his super powers secret.
However, he was worried and anxious for a few days, so he bragged about it to his classmates. His classmates definitely didn't believe it, but Yu Yuan didn't care. He thought disdainfully, these people are just ordinary human beings, and they don't believe in others It's normal to have superpowers.
Every day, Yu Yuan treats the relative who has turned into a bug as a treasure and puts the relative who has turned into a bug next to the bed, and performs various magic postures on him learned from TV dramas, combining Eastern and Western cultures, and chanting about Harry Pottery's spell, he felt that since he could make him back to his original form, he could make him human again.
It's a pity that he was so excited because he joined the Young Pioneers at that time, he put it behind him within two days, and replaced the precious thing with a red scarf. By the time he remembered, Yu Fang had already taken the bug Feed the chickens.
Leaving aside the past, now Jiang Nanting has a complicated expression and doesn't know what to say for a while. Compared with Yu Yuan, he suddenly feels that the students in his class are really mature, and he feels a little bit because he thinks they are naive. guilt.
But Yu Yuan obviously didn't know what Jiang Nanting was thinking. Seeing Jiang Nanting's silence, he thought he was intimidated by him. He proudly puffed out his small chest, raised his head, and continued to brag.
"You know Sun Wukong, I'm the same as him, as long as there are goblins who are presumptuous in front of me, I can beat them back to their original form."
Jiang Nanting didn't think Yu Yuan was naive anymore, but he felt that Yu Yuan was cute and cute when he double-standarded. He silently praised,
"That's it."
Yu Yuan thought that Jiang Nanting really believed it, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, proudly maintaining everyone's demeanor, but elbowed Jiang Nanting,
"What about you, do you have any superpowers?"
He definitely didn't, he was just an ordinary human child, Yu Yuan said proudly,
"Uh, knock the goblin back into square?"
"???"
In this way, the two chatted with each other for a long time, mainly because Yu Yuan was too good at speaking. When he asked Jiang Nanting, he had to answer, and sometimes he had to ask back according to the situation. Therefore, during this hour, what Jiang Nanting said More than he usually talks in a week.
Yu Yuan said that he was hungry, and found out the Little Tiger Team crispy noodles that he stuffed in his schoolbag with the foresight, he generously distributed a bag to Jiang Nanting, took a few bites himself, and started to put together the small three-dimensional puzzle that came with Jiang Nanting , put together will be a three-dimensional small dinosaur.
The jigsaw puzzles in Jiang Nanting and Yu Yuan's instant noodles were all Velociraptors, so the first dinosaur Jiang Nanting knew was Velociraptors.
In the end, Yu Yuan leaned on Jiang Nanting's body with food scraps at the corner of his mouth, and was found by Yu Fang who was sweating profusely.
Yu Fang picked up Yu Yuan and was about to beat him up, but before his palm touched his ass and Yu Yuan's eyes were not fully opened, he started howling loudly.The kind of dry howling without tears.
Because Yu Yuan has never been beaten since he was born, and he seldom cries, Yu Fang couldn't help but pause at this moment. Although he knew that Yu Yuan was pretending to be pitiful with him, he couldn't bear it anymore.
In the end, he gritted his teeth and patted Yu Yuan's buttocks a few times.They exchanged a few words with Yu Yuan but didn't talk to him, so they tucked him under his arm like a bag and walked home angrily.
Yu Yuan was lying sideways, and stopped howling at this time. He turned his head towards Jiang Nanting, and calmly waved his little hand to say goodbye.
Jiang Nanting stood there in a daze, at first he thought about whether to rescue Yu Yuan, after all his brother looked big and thick, and Yu Yuan looked soft, he would definitely not resist beating, but he did not expect this ending in the end.
Jiang Nanting lost Yu Yuan's little lump, only a bunch of snacks left, which were all given to him by Yu Yuan, and he was not happy to reject Yu Yuan, so he had to accept it graciously.
"Children are really scary."
Jiang Nanting thought in this way, and ate a piece of Wangzai QQ candy given by Yu Yuan. It was grape-flavored and sweet. He thought that since he was in the same community, he might be able to see Yu Yuan the day after tomorrow.
So it was very inconsistent with Jiang Nanting's conclusion, he faintly began to look forward to seeing Yu Yuan again.
But it is a pity that Yu Yuan moved to the villa area not long after, and the little boy Yu Yuan who only met once was also stored in the treasure box deep in his memory by Jiang Nanting, waiting for the key to open the box and find the treasure.
Yu Yuan couldn't help but glanced at the rice flower tube for a few times, then felt embarrassed and tentatively pulled his little green hand back, sitting there with his body stiff, not knowing what to do for a moment.
Jiang Nanting hesitated for a while with the little green hand in his hand, and finally sat on the steps like him shyly at an arm's length away from Yu Yuan. He didn't look at Yu Yuan but looked at the ground, and handed the little green hand to Yu Yuan .
Then he heard Yu Yuan's voice was very small, and said thank you tenderly to him.
Jiang Nanting's palms couldn't help sweating, and he stretched out his hand holding the rice flower tube towards Yu Yuan.
Yu Yuan's eyes widened in astonishment, and he forgot for an instant that the food that the adults had entrusted to others should not be eaten. He thought that the other party was just like a child, so he would definitely not be a bad person.
Yu Yuan tentatively stretched out his little fleshy hand slowly, and when he held the other end of the rice flower tube, he couldn't help squinting his eyes and showing his little tiger teeth, and smiled.
Jiang Nanting saw it, and silently felt that the decision to go downstairs was the right one.
Yu Yuan happily chewed the rice flower tube with a "click click", and scratched the mosquito bite on his face with one hand from time to time, Jiang Nanting looked a little distressed,
"wait for me."
Jiang Nanting hastily dropped a word and ran upstairs in three steps at a time.
Yu Yuan put the hollow rice flower tube on his finger and gnawed on it blankly, not knowing what that man was doing, and immediately he was sprayed with toilet water by Jiang Nanting who ran downstairs.
Yu Yuan sneezed and said in his heart that this guy is not a bad person, he started talking to Jiang Nanting who sat down silently again,
"Are you really small too?"
In fact, according to the regulations, basically the residents of each area will go to the elementary school in that school area.
The community of Yu Yuan is in the area included by Experimental Primary School, but Jiang Nanting attends Fifth Primary School, because the house he rented before was near Fifth Primary School, and he just moved here recently.
"No, it's Fifth Elementary."
"Oh, have you practiced singing?"
In order to celebrate the [-]th in Yuncheng, the primary schools in the city will hold a chorus competition, the first song, the real primary school and the fifth primary school are old rivals.
As soon as Yu Yuan heard that Jiang Nanting was from the fifth elementary school, he asked for news with a sense of collective honor.
"Well, I'm back from target shooting."
"What song, I haven't heard it before, you can sing it."
Jiang Nanting was in a dilemma, he looked at Yu Yuan, lowered his head and wanted to shake his head.
But Yu Yuan twisted his body and put his head under Jiang Nanting's drooping head, his eyes were bulingbulingly looking for Jiang Nanting's hidden eyes, because Yu Yuan was used to talking and looking at people's eyes, but Jiang Nanting never looked at him, so he had no choice but to The posture is a little awkward, and I went to find Jiang Nanting's eyes.
As soon as Yu Yuan got close to Jiang Nanting, he smelled a fragrant smell, but he didn't know what it was, but it smelled good anyway.
Yu Yuan sniffed and smelled it closer.
Jiang Nanting was suffocated by Yu Yuan's movements, his face was flushed, he had no choice but to start singing dryly,
"Sunset Xishan Hong Xiafei, the soldiers shoot the target and return the battalion, return the battalion..."
He only sang a few lines, and his voice was very low, because he was so ashamed.
In fact, Jiang Nanting's singing is not out of tune, and his voice is also very good, but Yu Yuan doesn't know how to appreciate it. His aesthetics stay in the kind of songs that are shouted loudly and imposingly, such as the "Unity is strength" practiced in their school. ", it sounds nice.
So he was a little disgusted, and a little proud in his heart, thinking that his school must have won, but he knew not to show it, so he pretended to know it, and put on airs,
"What, why do you want to sing the song about soldiers beating dad? Your school doesn't know how to choose songs. You should choose more positive songs for the competition. It's good like ours. Unity is strength."
"..."
Jiang Nanting thought for a while about the logical relationship between "the soldier shoots the target and returns to the battalion" and "the soldier beats the father", and remained silent.
Yu Yuan was happy, and he was bored anyway, so he chatted enthusiastically with Jiang Nanting one-sidedly. He wanted to keep a low profile but couldn't hide his desire to show off, so he chattered endlessly.
"Are you the captain of your school?"
"Ah."
Yu Yuan paused, a little disbelieving, his little fleshy face twisted, and he asked again,
"Captain, the kind with three stripes."
Jiang Nanting nodded. He didn't know why Yu Yuan asked. In fact, he didn't want to be a teacher, but the teacher didn't look at comprehensive indicators at all, such as whether he actively participated in activities or whether he wanted to serve his classmates. He just mechanically called whoever studied well. when.
Yu Yuan snorted unhappily, and patted his thigh in a sophisticated manner, the flesh on his hands and thighs trembled at the same time, he was just a squadron leader, not a big captain, he thought he could show off with Jiang Nanting, but it turned out like this Coincidentally, I ran into a captain.
Yu Yuan pouted, pulled his little green hands that were no longer sticky and stopped talking.
Jiang Nanting's heart tightened and he began to reflect on what he said was wrong again, but he hadn't listed a few of his mistakes in his mind before he thought hard, and Yu Yuan was hurt by his attempt for a while, and then he recovered immediately. He started to brag about himself again, first he looked around pretendingly, then he whispered in Jiang Nanting's ear,
"Let me tell you, don't tell others. In fact, I am not an ordinary person. I have superpowers."
"..."
In fact, Yu Fang always coaxed Yu Yuan when he was a child. Once a distant relative came to visit, Yu Yuan got along well with him and would not let him go home. , Tell Yu Yuan that relative was actually transformed by a monster, and now it has changed back to its original form.
Yu Fang thought that his relatives were far away anyway, so he couldn't reveal his secrets for a while, not to mention that Yu Yuan was watching Journey to the West at that time, and Yu Fang used old socks to make it more convincing. Pretty much the same clothes.
At that time, Yu Yuan, who was so foolish, was immediately bluffed. He believed it and thought too much, thinking that he had an extraordinary background. Otherwise, why would his good relatives elsewhere turn back to the original after playing with him for a few days.
Yu Yuan was sad and emotional, and was anxiously thinking about how to keep his super powers secret.
However, he was worried and anxious for a few days, so he bragged about it to his classmates. His classmates definitely didn't believe it, but Yu Yuan didn't care. He thought disdainfully, these people are just ordinary human beings, and they don't believe in others It's normal to have superpowers.
Every day, Yu Yuan treats the relative who has turned into a bug as a treasure and puts the relative who has turned into a bug next to the bed, and performs various magic postures on him learned from TV dramas, combining Eastern and Western cultures, and chanting about Harry Pottery's spell, he felt that since he could make him back to his original form, he could make him human again.
It's a pity that he was so excited because he joined the Young Pioneers at that time, he put it behind him within two days, and replaced the precious thing with a red scarf. By the time he remembered, Yu Fang had already taken the bug Feed the chickens.
Leaving aside the past, now Jiang Nanting has a complicated expression and doesn't know what to say for a while. Compared with Yu Yuan, he suddenly feels that the students in his class are really mature, and he feels a little bit because he thinks they are naive. guilt.
But Yu Yuan obviously didn't know what Jiang Nanting was thinking. Seeing Jiang Nanting's silence, he thought he was intimidated by him. He proudly puffed out his small chest, raised his head, and continued to brag.
"You know Sun Wukong, I'm the same as him, as long as there are goblins who are presumptuous in front of me, I can beat them back to their original form."
Jiang Nanting didn't think Yu Yuan was naive anymore, but he felt that Yu Yuan was cute and cute when he double-standarded. He silently praised,
"That's it."
Yu Yuan thought that Jiang Nanting really believed it, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, proudly maintaining everyone's demeanor, but elbowed Jiang Nanting,
"What about you, do you have any superpowers?"
He definitely didn't, he was just an ordinary human child, Yu Yuan said proudly,
"Uh, knock the goblin back into square?"
"???"
In this way, the two chatted with each other for a long time, mainly because Yu Yuan was too good at speaking. When he asked Jiang Nanting, he had to answer, and sometimes he had to ask back according to the situation. Therefore, during this hour, what Jiang Nanting said More than he usually talks in a week.
Yu Yuan said that he was hungry, and found out the Little Tiger Team crispy noodles that he stuffed in his schoolbag with the foresight, he generously distributed a bag to Jiang Nanting, took a few bites himself, and started to put together the small three-dimensional puzzle that came with Jiang Nanting , put together will be a three-dimensional small dinosaur.
The jigsaw puzzles in Jiang Nanting and Yu Yuan's instant noodles were all Velociraptors, so the first dinosaur Jiang Nanting knew was Velociraptors.
In the end, Yu Yuan leaned on Jiang Nanting's body with food scraps at the corner of his mouth, and was found by Yu Fang who was sweating profusely.
Yu Fang picked up Yu Yuan and was about to beat him up, but before his palm touched his ass and Yu Yuan's eyes were not fully opened, he started howling loudly.The kind of dry howling without tears.
Because Yu Yuan has never been beaten since he was born, and he seldom cries, Yu Fang couldn't help but pause at this moment. Although he knew that Yu Yuan was pretending to be pitiful with him, he couldn't bear it anymore.
In the end, he gritted his teeth and patted Yu Yuan's buttocks a few times.They exchanged a few words with Yu Yuan but didn't talk to him, so they tucked him under his arm like a bag and walked home angrily.
Yu Yuan was lying sideways, and stopped howling at this time. He turned his head towards Jiang Nanting, and calmly waved his little hand to say goodbye.
Jiang Nanting stood there in a daze, at first he thought about whether to rescue Yu Yuan, after all his brother looked big and thick, and Yu Yuan looked soft, he would definitely not resist beating, but he did not expect this ending in the end.
Jiang Nanting lost Yu Yuan's little lump, only a bunch of snacks left, which were all given to him by Yu Yuan, and he was not happy to reject Yu Yuan, so he had to accept it graciously.
"Children are really scary."
Jiang Nanting thought in this way, and ate a piece of Wangzai QQ candy given by Yu Yuan. It was grape-flavored and sweet. He thought that since he was in the same community, he might be able to see Yu Yuan the day after tomorrow.
So it was very inconsistent with Jiang Nanting's conclusion, he faintly began to look forward to seeing Yu Yuan again.
But it is a pity that Yu Yuan moved to the villa area not long after, and the little boy Yu Yuan who only met once was also stored in the treasure box deep in his memory by Jiang Nanting, waiting for the key to open the box and find the treasure.
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