Dude tied the wrong boyfriend

Yu Yuan had long heard that Yu Yang and Lin Shikai had married, and judging from what Yu Yang said, it must be true.

But he also knew about Lin Shikai. When he was in elementary school, there were a bunch of bullshits in his school and Lin Shikai's third elementary school gangsters pretended to be free and made appointments for vacation. Among them was Lin Shikai, but he was not the leader at that time.

It was said that it was an appointment, but it was actually a pediatrics department. The leader of the small group had a cold that day, and was taken to the pediatrics department for an injection by his parents screaming, and the gang at the bottom naturally dispersed.

And the gang from the third elementary school didn't know about the situation, but they were scared when they got halfway, and they collectively changed their way to play games in the mall video game city.A aggressive fight ended with neither party going, so the matter was too embarrassing for either party to mention it and let it go.

And Yu Yuan didn't get involved in this matter at all. Although he can be regarded as a leader, he never ganged up on gangs. I've known him since I was in judo class.

At that time, he beat all the invincible players in the judo class. Lin Shikai had been beaten and cried by him countless times, so that Yu Yuan had been learning judo for a year, but his brother dragged him to learn piano and never saw him again.

When he met Lin Shikai in high school by chance, Lin Shikai pretended not to see him, turned his eyes away hastily, and walked quickly.

He didn't bother to mention these, because he was afraid that he would be too proud. Yu Yuan pressed the corner of his mouth unconsciously when he recalled the glory days of the past, feeling a little melancholy and feeling bored, and wanted to go back to his seat, but Lu Tongtong suddenly turned to ask Yu Yuan,

"Hey, Taro, that Lin Shikai sounds familiar. Did you mention him to me?"

Yu Yang, Li Shuhang and the others turned their heads to look at Taro Yuan when they heard the words. Yu Yang asked with a frown before waiting for Taro Yuan to answer.

"Yuyuan, did he provoke you? Tell us if you have something to do, don't be bullied."

Yu Yuan angrily punched Yu Yang,

"Yu Yang, although we are not in the same class in elementary school, we are both real villains. Haven't you heard of my glorious deeds? Lin Shikai is a ball, no matter how bad the young master is, there is no reason to be bullied by him."

Yu Yang was hammered, thought of something, and smiled embarrassedly,

"makes sense."

Yu Yuan and the others laughed and chatted a few more words, and a few words brought back the turbulent years of the past.

None of them saw that Yang Chenxi, who was sitting beside him, was frowning, staring down at the table in a daze, with a sad, preoccupied look on his face.

At this time, Lu Tongtong had listened for a long time and just remembered who Lin Shikai was, when Yu Yuan, who had finished bragging, dragged her back to her seat.

Yu Yuan turned his head and saw Jiang Nanting sitting sideways on the seat, with his legs on the aisle between the two sets of tables, leaving a gap for Yu Yuan to pass back to his seat.

He took the Chinese book to recite the text, Yu Yuan subconsciously looked at his hands, his skin color was normal, not red anymore.Jiang Nanting seemed to feel something and looked up at Yu Yuan.

Yu Yuan quickly averted his gaze, walked a few steps, and returned to his seat. It was only a few minutes before the bell rang, and the class representative was standing on the podium to prepare for the morning reading.

Jiang Nanting sat upright, looking at the Chinese text but thinking about what Yu Yuan and the others just said. He knew that Yu Yuan would not be the type to be easily bullied, but he didn't know that Yu Yuan was so powerful that even beta and alpha Don't dare to mess with him.

Jiang Nanting was curious, but inexplicably felt a little proud (?) as if he was honored.

He frowned, feeling that he was becoming more and more perverted, what kind of sudden loving father (?) mentality.It's really weird, is it because I have been helping my mother recently and reading too many parenting posts, so that my father's love is flooding.

Jiang Nanting was thoughtful, wanting to think of a scientific and convincing statement for himself.

Outside the window, the snowman made by the snow plowing last time was sweating warmly, successfully losing weight.

It has probably shrunk by more than half, and sweating is really good for the skin. The snowman looks more crystal clear. The sparrow snatched away the blueberry jelly eyes that the snowman dropped on the ground, and cried sweetly, perhaps saying that spring is coming. Come on, the flowers are about to bloom.

But spring has not come yet, there is no fragrance of flowers, and the smell of excrement is strong.

"My ancestors, who the hell doesn't flush the toilet! Every time I squat in another hole, when I know who is watching, I don't hold his head down and let him lick it clean."

Lu Tongtong stood angrily in the corridor and yelled in the toilet after class, while Lu Ming heard something good in the classroom and clapped at the door to agree.

"Shut up, I'm going to vomit, I guess it's another pervert, there was a mentally disturbed one in the last class who just shitted in the empty classroom, absolutely."

Yu Yang was eating there, seeing the two of them couldn't stop complaining, he couldn't bear it anymore,

"Be a human being. It's not easy to wait until the end of get out of class. Let's eat a piece of bread. Let's stop shitting."

Lu Tongtong and Lu Ming meanly ran to Yu Yang's side and said that Yu Yang was sitting in the last row, but the whole class ran around to avoid these two black-hearted people.

The rest of the class taunted and applauded from time to time while watching the excitement, helping to surround Yu Yang.

Everyone was laughing and joking, and Yu Yuan was also giggling there. Jiang Nanting looked at Yu Yuan with a silly smile, thinking that Brother Hai told him when he first met him that the classmates are easy to get along with, so don't worry about not being able to blend in. He is a little I understand why I can't blend in.

On the side, Zhao Lu came back after washing her hands in the toilet, sat on the seat and put on hand cream, not forgetting to remind Yu Yuan, who was still in a silly mood,

"Yuyuan, you are still here silly, are you cleaning the blackboard today, class is about to start, the next class is history, wait for the director to train you."

Yu Yuan was startled and gave Zhao Lu a grateful look, and was about to wipe it when he saw Yang Chenxi come in from the door, put Lao Chen's book and water glass on the table, and wiped the blackboard quickly with a few strokes.

The last class was a Chinese class. Brother Hai has never been willing to write on the blackboard. There are only two lines of writing on the blackboard. , It cannot be wiped clean without a rag.

Yang Chenxi was the representative of the history class, so she was supposed to pick up Lao Chen, who asked her to come back first with the book.

Yu Yuan's eyes sparkled, and he clasped his hands together in front of his chest to thank Yang Chenxi. Yang Chenxi smiled shyly and waved to him, signaling that it's okay.

Yu Yuan and his team do hygiene this week, and every day a person cleans the blackboard, and the director is their grade director, Lao Chen, a male alpha, who teaches their class history.

Perhaps because their class is a science class, Lao Chen has never done his job properly in class, telling them historical gossip while talking.

For example, Tang Gaozu Li Yuan had three Mimi, and Li Shimin sucked the Mimi of his father Li Yuan to express his admiration;

The king of Chu has a thin waist because he actually likes ministers with thin waists, not concubines;

Hu Shi turned against Chinese medicine, but in the end Zhenxiang was cured by Chinese medicine of nephritis, which was not cured by Western medicine at that time.Etc., etc.

But Lao Chen ran away from the topic quickly, and returned quickly. Whenever the students were confused by him and discussed gossip enthusiastically, he would return to the knowledge points in a serious manner.

When he can't stop the car and discuss in a low voice, he will be very angry, show the majesty of the dean,

"The teacher talks at the top, you talk at the bottom, and you will talk at the top, come on!"

So the atmosphere was very awkward for a while, but the amazing thing is that in the next history class, everyone seems to lose their memory, and it will still be like this old Chen gossip, the students come up, and old Chen scolds, the atmosphere is awkward, and the cycle repeats.

But the good thing about old Chen is that he doesn't procrastinate. Yu Yuan's class has a few teachers who procrastinate. It really makes them feel as exhausted as if they were running away from famine after eating and going to the toilet. The students complained a lot.

Yu Yuan rolled his eyes cleverly, planning to make a move.

……

"It won't be too disgusting to put this in your mouth."

"Oh, no, it's sweet."

Yu Yuan patted his chest and promised to the few people sitting in the first row that he would open his big bag of durian candy and distribute it one by one.

He turned around, covered his mouth and smirked back to his seat, smiling like a little mouse who stole oil. Lu Tongtong knew from his expression that he was going to make trouble again, and asked in a low voice,

"Little troublemaker, what are you doing?"

Yu Yuan pretended to be mysterious and blinked at him,

"Just wait."

Ever since, Lu Tongtong saw that two teachers who liked to drag the class all morning were blinded by the eyes when the students in the front row pretended to breathe normally, but deliberately opened their mouths and exhaled.

The two teachers were afraid of hurting the self-esteem of the students, so they didn't dare to cover their noses. After explaining a few words in a hurry, they ran away with their textbooks in their hands, and they were careful not to be seen by the students retching.

This method was successfully tested, and the students shook Yu Yuan, stroked his little head, praised him as a brain full of wisdom, and emptied his durian candy.

So, as soon as the popular games in the classrooms and corridors of the first and second grades of senior high school came to the break, they were replaced by stinky attacks. The students in their class started looking for targets as soon as they threw candy into their mouths. The whole class chased and intercepted them, and several people caught them. , Just hold him down and breathe into him.

For a while, the class was full of retching and begging for mercy.

It's not enough to run one's own class, those few emotionless odor killers are still attacking people from other classes passing by in the corridor indiscriminately.

It can be said that the entire class on the second floor suffered from it.And they also bought durian candy to fight back.

For a while, the durian candies in the canteen were out of stock, and the famous battle of durian candies in the history of Yuncheng No. [-] Middle School was full of smoke and flames.

Innocent victims like Jiang Nanting, who can't bear the smell of durian, can only stay away from the center of the flames of war as much as possible, flee around to find refuge, and always be careful of being betrayed and receiving a murderous odor attack.

Jiang Nanting hid in the corner, looked at the class that was happy and detached with sand sculptures, and then at the commander-in-chief Yu Yuan who was watching the battle with his hips on the podium, helplessly helped his forehead.

But when the battle was in full swing, justice was delivered from heaven.

Haige, who was sued by Ke Ren and knew about it, chased Yu Yuan all over the corridor, arrested the culprit and violently suppressed him. The battle of durian candy finally came to an end amidst the screams of grievances echoing in Yu Yuanman's corridor.

The murder weapons of each class were confiscated by their respective head teachers. Yu Yuan sat on his seat melancholy, holding his only piece of durian candy left, mourning the spring and the autumn.

The author has something to say: "Zi Zhi Tong Jian Tang Ji Qi" records: ... Shang (Li Yuan) Fang went boating in the sea pool, the people of the world envoy Yuchi Jingde to enter the guard, and Jingde holds a spear until the Shangshang . ,,,,,, Shang Nai summoned the people of the world, and said to him: "In recent days, there has been a little confusion about throwing a stick."The people of the world knelt down and sucked their breasts, mourning for a long time.The people of the world knelt down and sucked their breasts, mourning for a long time.