don't come here

Chen Xi felt that she was really offended by Sister Bai's eyes!

What do you mean?

What does this look mean?

Are you looking down on my kitten?

is not it!

Let me tell you, don't bully cats and cats, I, Chenxi, am a cat that even dares to ride a lion!

The fur on Chen Xi's body exploded, and there was a rumble in his throat. Bai Lu listened to it, and felt that Chen Xi, a kitten, was probably cursing.

Cats can't understand what cats are saying, which is normal.

At best, emotions and general meanings can be distinguished from animal to animal.After all, in nature, apart from humans, other animals do not have a complete language system.

And if you observe carefully, you will find that in the wild environment, many animals are very quiet and will not make a sound easily.

When they make noises, they are often times of warning, fleeing, struggling and conflicts.

Animals are usually very quiet, but cats and dogs domesticated by humans often meow and bark.

Some people say that dogs bark like cats, but they do so frequently to communicate with humans. This statement is actually quite reasonable.

Feral cats don't bark very much except when they are fighting for territory and when they are in heat.

Cats only need to interact with each other through actions and smells to understand what is going on with each other and what it means.

Chen Xi's throat was still gurgling.

Ms. Bai Lu became more and more sure that the kitten was probably cursing.

She rolled her eyes silently, and then lightly bought the manor opposite Nanfeng Manor.

They do star thieves, and they can't go without money.

After buying the house, Bai Lu teased Chen Xi, she typed and asked, "I'm indeed a female cat, what should I do?"

Chen Xi was taken aback by the question, but after thinking about it carefully, he found that he couldn't think of any way to do it.

Sister Bai is the bodyguard that Lou Shi left behind for him, so it is impossible to drive her out as well.

Kitty Maomao frowned, and couldn't think of any solution for a while, and finally typed cautiously: "Then sister Bai, be careful and restrain yourself!"

Bai Lu almost laughed out loud.But she looked at Chen Xi's serious and serious face, straightened her face, and nodded cooperatively.Then on the second day, she simply moved to the nearby manor with her scarce luggage, and easily disappeared.

Chen Xi panicked for a long time, thinking that her words hurt Ms. Bai Lu.Later, I learned from the bodyguard elder brother that Bai Lu was staying comfortably in the manor opposite Nanfeng Manor, and he was greatly relieved.

The cat repellent medicine Chen Xi bought the day before arrived early the next morning.

This kind of cat repellent comes in a spray bottle, which is very cheap and has a high sales volume.

It is said that it is harmless to the body of cats. In addition to being used for community cleaning and other things, it is also used for stray cat rescue.

But Chenxi didn't buy this thing to trap stray cats so that they could be caught and rescued.

He really wanted to drive away the stray cats.

This community occupies such a large area, as long as the cats in the community and the company are driven away, Xixi is absolutely safe!

Especially the company!

Because he has always maintained an awakened body in the company, the physical function of the awakened body is almost the same as that of a cat, and in some respects it is even stronger.

Thinking of leaving the safe car and house to go out, Chen Xi was covered with self-defense equipment like on the night of the New Year.

Whether it is useful or not, I don’t know if it can be used.

Anyway, it's enough to die with the enemy who doesn't know whether he exists or not. Sister Bai will pick up his body back!

Chen Xi took a bottle of spray, took a deep breath, and strutted out of the room.

Fight for your own future!

Bai Lu followed behind him not too far away, carefully hiding.Then he watched in astonishment as Chen Xi held up the spray and sprayed out the first pump, rolled his eyes and died on the spot.

Bai Lu was startled, and was about to get closer when a gust of wind blew in, bringing an unspeakable pungent smell.

Rao Bailu took two steps back in a trance, and after regaining her senses, she glanced at the cat repellent spray in Chenxi's hand, revealing an indescribably complicated expression.

Enduring the smell, she summoned the transporting robot and picked up Chen Xi's body.

Chen Xi woke up from the coma, and slowly came back to his senses. A carp stood up, and angrily went to write a negative review of a thousand words for this potion.

What a dick! !

If I could see the owner of this store, Xixi would definitely engrave the word "stinky" in capital letters on his leg!

Sure enough, cheap is not good!

Chen Xi angrily changed another medicine and placed an order.

So Ms. Bai Lu watched "Eighteen Ways to Make Cats Dirty on the Spot" for ten days, and finally let Chenxi try out a fragrant potion that cats can't avoid for no reason.

Chenxi bought ten boxes and delivered them to the company by courier, and asked the bodyguard brother to help sprinkle them.

And he himself quickly sprinkled around the community, startling countless stray cats, and let him clear them all out with the robot.

It's time to go back to work after the new year.

Chen Xi pulled out his head from the sea of ​​books, his mind was full of the "Awakened Postpartum Care" he had just read, and he walked on a fluffy catwalk in a daze, poking his head out of the chairman's office at Lou's headquarters.

As soon as he looked up, he saw the elder brother bodyguard with black eyes and bloodshot eyes.

Chen Xi saw that his mouth was covered with blisters.

The little cat came out of the cat door, shook its fur, and then got into Mr. Bodyguard's private office, typing quietly: "Brother Li, you don't look well."

The bodyguard brother took a deep breath: "Indeed."

Chen Xi looked at the bodyguard brother, and felt that this was not a good thing, it was like stepping into the coffin of sudden death.

Chen Xi typed: "What's the matter? Have there been a lot of things lately?"

Shouldn't be.

The busiest business during the holidays is actually the service industry, and Lou's is not involved in the service industry.

The bodyguard brother took a sip of coffee, stretched his shoulders and neck: "Have you not paid much attention to the news recently?"

The little kitten nodded: "I don't dare to look at it."

After returning from Loushi, he occupied the headlines of the political and military pages all day long, and there were countless gossip related news.

In those messy news, Lou Shi had to date at least ten women a day, and had to die seven or eight times, and at worst, be seriously injured fifteen or six times.

If it weren't for the special relationship with Lou Shi, Chen Xi would be very happy to be a Xi who jumped up and down in the melon field.But he obviously couldn't do it now, those news were too disturbing, so Chen Xi simply closed his eyes, not seeing or disturbing, and not watching.

Brother Bodyguard thinks about it too, Chen Xi is different from professionals like them who can extract information from all kinds of news.Even though Bai Lu had trained him in this area, she had never been in actual combat, and she had never experienced any storms, so she was timid and panicked.

"I don't know what's going on with the boss." The elder brother bodyguard complained, "He's been shooting around like crazy recently."

Chen Xi didn't understand: "What?"

"He blew up five fronts in one breath." The bodyguard brother explained in the most superficial words, "The Star Bandits have almost gathered together in the past two weeks, the Black Mamba and Ruibi have been defeated, but some other forces entrenched It's just been operated on, so there shouldn't be such a rush."

Be in a hurry, and the funds will easily fail to keep up.

However, if Lou Lion is rich, he is really rich. He picks here and there from the lion's heart territory and the industries all over the outside, so he doesn't have to worry about falling into the dilemma of having no money to fight.

Chen Xi didn't understand these things, but he knew that besides the Star Pirates, there were several gray forces that specialized in smuggling, money laundering, and mercenaries.

According to the main line, Lou Shi has to collect all these before it is finished.

The little cat knew nothing about fighting. He looked up at Mr. Bodyguard, and he knew at a glance that it must be the financial aspect that made him feel extremely bald.

After all, he is the chief financial officer of Lionheart.

The elder brother of the bodyguard sighed and looked at the kitten who was squatting on his work table: "The boss made this decision suddenly on the first day of the new year. He said he was in a hurry."

Chen Xi's heart skipped a beat.

The elder brother of the bodyguard looked at the kitten on the table, and said quietly: "What time do you think he is in a hurry?"

Chen Xi: "..."

The elder bodyguard looked at the frozen cat, and his tone became more ethereal and resentful: "What did you say to the boss during the New Year's Eve?"

Chen Xi recalled it for a while, and shrank her neck extremely guilty.

What did he say?

He didn't say anything!

No, no, I just said that I miss my boss...

Chen Xi murmured in his heart, while feeling guilty, and at the same time, there was a hint of sweet joy.

The elder bodyguard looked at Chen Xi bowing his head in guilty conscience, and his heart choked.

Grass!really!

The demon cat misled the country!What he was most worried about still happened!

The bodyguard brother felt a mouthful of blood in his throat, looked at the suspected culprit cat for a while, and waved his hand: "You go to work, I see that they have just returned from leave, and their mood and enthusiasm for work are not very high."

Chen Xi received the task, and ran away disheartened with her tail between her legs.

Fatty does not have any effect on stimulating work enthusiasm, but the people who feed him will indeed be in high spirits in the next week or two.

When the mood rises, work enthusiasm and efficiency will naturally rise.

Chen Xi felt that she couldn't help Lou Shi, at most, she was in the manor of Lou's headquarters, trying to accept more food and feed her, as an emotional power bank.It is also good for everyone to work hard and earn more money for Lou Shi to go to war.

No matter how small mosquito legs are, they are meat, right?

The money he can earn as long as he eats more is no different from picking up for nothing!

Bai Lu watched helplessly as Chen Xi's face turned round in just one month.

It was rare for her to appear in front of Chen Xi, who was immersed in reading as soon as she got home, she hesitated to speak, and then she wanted to speak, looking at the child's slightly round face, after thinking about it, she finally didn't say anything.

It is also very hard for children to go to work and read books after work every day. It is good to be fatter.

Chen Xi counted the time, the nutritionist certificate is assessed in March every year, the awakening nutritionist is an advanced examination, in the next month, besides the written examination, there is also an interview.

If he didn't take the exam this year, he would actually have a lot of time, but he felt that he was fine anyway. Compared to going to see the ten beauties and blue faces of Lou Shi every day, he would burp seven or eight times and be seriously injured fifteen or six times. "Nutrition" is more valuable.

It wasn't until Chen Xi raised his head from his busy schedule again and saw the fresh green on the branches outside the window that he suddenly remembered that it was already the beginning of spring.

The calm heart preparing for the exam suddenly became clamorous.

Chen Xi took a deep breath, patted his face, got up to wash his face with cold water, and when he looked up, he saw himself in the mirror.

Ms. Bai Lu heard a scream from the surveillance camera.

With a shudder in her heart, she broke open the door and jumped out. As soon as she rushed into Nanfeng Manor, she saw Chen Xi standing on the weighing scale, her face full of heaven and earth.

Fat! !

I lost ten pounds! ! !

Chen Xi lifted up her clothes, looked down at her belly, and found that her abdominal muscles had also disappeared!

Chen Xi saw his terminal flash, and the video message sent by Lou Shi popped up, Chen Xi didn't even think about it, and quickly chose to hang up.

After hanging up, he patted his belly and saw that the upper layer of meat was dangling.

Chen Xi was stunned.

Chen Xi was dumbfounded.

What's going on here!

My old swan!

I'm not orange either! !

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