don't come here

Lou Shi never imagined that the promised BBQ would turn out like this.

He also never imagined that the strange thing he sent back could cause such a shocking effect.

Lou Shi raised his hand, supported his forehead, recalled it carefully, and found that no matter whether it was a rare thing or not, Chen Xi, a kitten, could create all sorts of strange new experiences.

Lou Lion: "..."

Thinking about it this way, it is also a rare treasure.

Lou Shi raised his eyes and looked at Bai Lu surrounded by three little birds in the projection.

Bai Lu was very calm, and strung the last few bunches of broccoli, then closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and raised her hand to grab a little bird.

After taking a closer look, she found that it was Ye Langlang, and backhandedly stuffed him with a piece of sad cake.

Ye Langlang was stunned, then sniffed, turned his head and squatted on the edge of the bushes, sobbing and crying.

Sister Bai was harassed all afternoon, showing a very satisfied expression, she only felt that the crying was really pleasant.

She did the same thing, stuffed another piece for Ren Hang, looked at the two groundhogs crying in the corner with a happy expression, then touched a piece of warm chocolate, and stuffed it to the last happy bird.

Chen Xi calmed down.

Bai Lu glanced at Lou Shi, patted Chen Xi on the head, and asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Chen Xi is as cute as a quail: "Chicken wings."

Bai Lu nodded: "Okay."

Then she picked up the two groundhogs that were twitching in the corner, and said, "Roast!"

The groundhog sniffed and started the barbecue obediently.

Chen Xi, who was sitting on the side, looked up at the two groundhogs who were dripping with tears: "Dirty."

Ye Langlang and Ren Hang were taken aback for a moment, and burst into tears with a "wow".

Bai Lu's mind was buzzing.

She couldn't help it anymore, turned her head and glanced at Lou Shi, who was watching the excitement, and asked, "Is there an instruction manual for this thing? The duration or the elimination of the effect of the medicine."

Lou Shi, who had never used it himself, thought about it carefully and shook his head.

Who knows.

The captain who introduced the witch to him showed him the examples. After eating the happy biscuits, he did not change like this.

Who knew these idiots could fly like this.

Fortunately, Yun Feiyang was not here, if Yun Feiyang was added, Bai Lu would probably be able to order the dog meat hot pot tonight.

Lou Shi's eyes drifted to the two boxes of biscuits left by himself.

Just in case, he only kept two boxes. Now that he saw these three live examples, he didn't want to try it at all.

Anyway, he is quite stable now.

Lou Shi was thinking about whether to destroy the two boxes of biscuits, when he saw Chen Xi's face on the projection.

Lou Shi paused: "...stay away from the camera."

Chen Xi muttered: "Oh."

Chen Xi moved back two centimeters.

Lou Shi: "Go further."

Chen Xi moved back another two centimeters.

Lou Shi: "...and then..."

Chen Xi frowned: "Am I not good-looking?"

Lou Lion: "?"

Chen Xi: "Why do you keep telling me to stay away?"

Lou Shi looked at the projection and thought about it, right.

Seeing that Lou Shi was silent, Chen Xi moved back a long way aggrieved.

Lou Shi saw Bai Lu holding the two groundhogs over there and feeding them chocolate, and then looked at the time, it was already eight o'clock in the evening in Haicheng.

Lou Shi opened the astrolabe, began to think about the way ahead, and asked casually, "Have you had dinner yet?"

"No, barbecue is dinner." Chen Xi said, stood up, and took out two boxes of beer from the house, looked at the hangover medicine, thought about it, but still didn't take it.

In the New Year, you should not get drunk!

Chen Xi went out with a beer on his shoulders. The two brothers who had calmed down turned over the barbecue with detached faces, humming a song, and a projector was placed on the ground, playing this year's New Year's Eve party.

Ren Hang shouted: "Chen Lao Si, the butter and chicken skin are ready, come and see the gods!"

Chen Xi didn't even need to think about this fairy, it must be Yun Lianyi.

Chen Xi put down the wine, took out three bottles, pulled the tabs, one bottle for herself and one bottle for her two elder brothers.

Ms. Bailu said to stay sober and not drink.

Lou Shi took a look at Chen Xi who was sitting on the grass with a wine bottle in his arms, munching and munching on butter, thought for a while, and asked the cafeteria to make a barbecue for him as well.

Lou Shi asked, "Are you drinking today?"

Chen Xi nodded: "Drink."

Lou Shi paused slightly: "Aren't you a bad drinker?"

He remembered that when Chen Xi went to have a breakup meal in Chen Xi's dormitory, Chen Xi still resolutely refused to drink.

Chen Xi's face was stern: "Huh? I can't drink well? You're talking nonsense!"

Lou Shi frowned: "Oh?"

Chen Xi raised a finger: "Let me tell you, I can drink a full cup!"

Wow.

Then you are awesome.

Lou Shi glanced at the bottle of wine in Chen Xi's arms, then looked at the two boxes beside him: "Then why are you carrying so much?"

"For taking pictures!"

After Chen Xi finished eating five skewers of butter, he rushed to take out all the wine, put it on the newly erected small table, and took a few pictures of the most beautiful and lively photos from very particular angles. The wine that was brought out was stuffed back one by one.

"Send it to the family in this way, so that my parents don't always think that I have a bad time living outside alone."

Lou Shi didn't speak.

The three boys were sitting at the edge of the table, holding baked chicken wings, knocking on bowls and singing along to Yun Lianyi at the New Year's Eve party.

Chen Xi doesn't chase after Yun Lianyi, but Yun Lianyi's song is played every day in the dormitory, and he can sing even if he doesn't chase after him.

After all, it does sound good.

Chen Xi looked at the projection, and the camera in the projection swept across the auditorium. Chen Xi immediately saw Yun Feiyang sitting in front, holding a light sign and wearing a headband.

Chen Xi gasped, the chili powder was inhaled into the trachea, and she suddenly coughed overwhelmingly.

On the light board it says "Clouds over Ripples and Hearts Fly", and there are two little mermaids on the headband.

Even after doing this kind of star chasing, Yun Feiyang still sat there with his back straight and his face cold, like a poor straight man who was forcibly brought here by his girlfriend to chase stars.

Bai Lu saw it too, she handed Chen Xi water and patted her back, with a delicate expression on her face: "It's pretty good."

you do not say!

Also, "Yun Guo Lianyi's heart is flying", this person even matched the CP of himself and Yun Lianyi, and he looked quite professional.

Chen Xi calmed down and took a deep breath.

"Absolutely."

Yun Feiyang is absolutely dead.

I don't know how Sister Yun, who can check the favorability, feels when she sees this light sign.

Anyway, Chen Xi felt that this son must not be in the pool.

Maybe he was chasing people and chasing after him, and he could give himself a strategy, cut off Sister Yun's path to the career line, turn around and go straight to the end of love.

Yun Feiyang, as a novice teaching-level hero with a relatively low difficulty in the strategy, is the only character with such an ending.

You see, the script has been written by Yun Feiyang.

Chen Xi is really optimistic about Yun Feiyang.

He felt that this dog could really do such a thing.

Chen Xi sighed and lit a candle array for Sister Yun, the career type, and then moved out a small box from the house, and Mao Mao Xingsong dragged it over like a thief.

Chen Xi whispered: "I have prepared a big baby for you!"

Ye Langlang and Ren Hang turned their heads to look over.

With a voice of "Qing Qiang Qiang" on her lips, Chen Xi opened the box and took out a large pile of fairy wands.

Contemporary society pays attention to environmental protection, and fireworks are not allowed, but celebrations and carnivals must be inseparable from fireworks, so after discussing with the Bureau of Cultural Affairs, the Environmental Protection Bureau came up with projection fireworks.

Good-looking, good design, high safety, smoke-free and environmentally friendly.

"You can't get a soul by projecting fireworks!" Chen Xi grabbed a handful of fairy wands, "Fairy wands will never be slaves!"

"Oh oh oh!" Ye Langlang and Ren Hang applauded cracklingly.

Now this kind of serious fireworks is banned, and they are only sold on some planets with open policies, and projection fireworks are used in other places.

"Where did you get it?" Ye Langlang asked.

"I'm not what I used to be now, I'm rich now!" Chen Xi puffed up her chest, "If you have money, you can get it!"

Bai Lu turned her head to look at Chen Xi, and put a bunch of pork belly in his bowl again.

Just kidding, how can this kid have any channel for contraband.

Chen Xi came to ask her this a while ago.

He just wanted to get some contraband, but he was still so timid that he only dared to ask for fairy sticks, not even the louder firecrackers. Mao Mao screeched a box of fairy sticks and felt like he was going to heaven.

Bai Lu looked at the smug Chen Xi, and thought it was quite cute.

Lou Shi, who was immersed in making tactical preparations, also held his face, looking at Chen Xi who was so awesome, he also thought it was cute.

Most likely, people like them who live by licking blood will always be extra tolerant of the simple happiness of ordinary people.

The Yun Lianyi show at the New Year's Eve party over there was over, Ye Langlang grabbed a fairy stick, changed the channel on the spot, and changed to a Yun Lianyi annual summary specially made by Yun Lianyi's fans.

Chen Xi whispered to Lou Shi, "I haven't watched the New Year's Eve party for three years."

For three years, I watched this Chinese New Year every year.

Thinking back to the beginning of freshman year, the three mermaid fans looked at each other with tears in their eyes like old acquaintances in a foreign land, and it seemed that he was very out of place for a person whom he avoided.

Lou Shi simply said: "Then let them change the channel."

Chen Xi refused: "How can you do this, boss? You've never seen the New Year's Eve party."

Lou Lion: "?"

That's true.

Chen Xi: "Is the New Year's Eve party something people watch? I watched the New Year's Eve party since I was a child, but I failed to celebrate the New Year's Eve and fell asleep! It was Yun Lianyi who saved the New Year's Eve me!"

Lou Lion: "..."

Then you are great.

Lou Shi sighed.

Chen Xi hummed Yun Lianyi's song, touched his stomach that felt a little full, and drank half of it while holding the wine bottle.

Lou Shi had a meal, this bottle was enough for three cups.

Lou Shi was a little worried: "You..."

Chen Xi smashed his mouth, felt it, and said seriously: "Boss, I think my drinking capacity has increased a bit?"

As he spoke, he drank the whole bottle of wine again and again, and tasted it again, his eyes sparkled: "It seems that I really don't feel dizzy!"

Chen Xi was bold enough to reach out for another bottle and started to drink it.

Lou Shi glanced at the wine box.

It says on the box: Children's wine-flavored juice, 0% alcohol, drink it at ease, so that your children can grow up healthily and happily;p.

Lou Lion: "..."

Lou Shi raised his eyes to Chen Xi who was starting to swell wildly over there, and then glanced at the ruthless barbecue machine Bai Lu.

Ms. Bai Lu paused, twitched the corners of her mouth, and showed a tired smile of "bringing up children is so tiring".

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Bailu: physically and mentally exhausted