don't come here

Lou Shi couldn't help but think of the conversation with Chen Xi last night.

During the dialogue, these two words were also mentioned.

The feeling of liking, Lou Shi is clear.

As a human being, how can you not know what it feels like to like?

I like these two words. Scientifically speaking, it is the excitement and happiness brought about by dopamine transmission.Emotionally speaking, it is an emotion that can make people relaxed and happy.

Even when he was in the quagmire of losing control before, Lou Shi still retained this emotional perception.

He likes to eat meat, to take a lazy afternoon nap, and to patrol the territory in a spaceship...

I used to like to fight.

It's just that this liking has never been extended to a specific individual.

And he himself is not a very sensitive person, so that he didn't realize his abnormal emotion in the first place.

Lou Shi was silent, and carefully recalled what he had talked with Chen Xi yesterday.

What did Chen Xi say at the time?

Chen Xi asked him if he had ever been in a relationship, and what his ideal type was.

Ask him if he likes men or women.

Under what circumstances would one person ask another such a question?

After a little analysis, Lou Shi frowned.

Either Chen Xi likes him and is testing him.

Either Chen Xi found out that something was wrong with him earlier than he himself, and was testing him.

Oh, there is another possibility.

It's just this silly cat who thinks it out and asks it casually.

Lou Shi thought about it carefully, and felt that the possibility of the last one was... quite high.

But not necessarily.

Lou Shi carefully tasted his previous operation.

Although he always felt that no matter what he did, he should take it for granted, but from the perspective of a normal person, it was indeed a little abnormal.

Excessive possessiveness, disobedient connivance, and considerateness that are completely incompatible with Lou Shi.

Although his little friend is a little silly, he is not stupid, and it is normal to notice something is wrong.

Lou Shi even felt that Chen Xi might be quite perceptive.

Not only that, Lou Shi recalled Chen Xi's stunned look after he casually said "Is that friend you?" last night, and felt that Chen Xi might still know a lot, but he just didn't say it.

Lou Shi has a good memory.

He remembered that he once asked Chen Xi what he thought of Star Pirates.

At that time, Chen Xi did not directly answer his likes and dislikes for this group, but from a neutral point of view, he said, "Large Star Thief Groups are better than small Star Thief Groups", and expressed his own opinion.

At that time, Lou Shi felt that this kid was quite thoughtful.

But thinking about it now, maybe Chen Xi knew something a long time ago—for example, he knew that he was the leader of the star bandits, so he chose the most infallible statement.

Lou Shi still remembered that when they met Yun Feiyang for the first time, Chen Xi knew that Yun Feiyang liked to eat desserts.

The fact that Yun Feiyang likes desserts is not particularly easy to check.

At that time, Chen Xi answered his question very confidently.

——How did you know that Yun Feiyang likes desserts?

--I just know it.

Logically speaking, Lou Shi should have asked more deeply at that time.

But because Chenxi's answer was too straightforward, plus his previous behavior was too stupid, and his resume was too normal...

In short, there are a series of reasons. Anyway, Lou Shi felt at the time that this intuition—or the ability to collect information—may be a special talent of the fantasy species.

But later Chen Xi did not have similar behavior, and Lou Shi himself didn't care too much, so this matter was naturally forgotten in the corner.

But for this kind of thing, it’s fine if you don’t think about it together. Once it’s connected, grab the end of the thread and pull it gently, and you can quickly bring out a long list of things, and everything becomes extremely clear.

Boss Lou stopped tapping his fingertips on the table, closed his eyes slightly, relaxed his brows, and sighed with a little helplessness.

It seems that before talking about relationship issues, this fluffy little problem has to be solved first.

Chen Xi's behavior, according to the rules of the lion's heart, would be thrown into the dungeon for torture.

Lou Shi thought of this and glanced at the projection.

There is no dungeon in Haicheng.

Lou Shi thought for a moment.

There was no other way, it seemed that he had to torture him himself.

Lou Shi turned his eyes away, looking at the box of bug toys that he sealed up and threw under the bed in the lounge.

He stood up and walked over.

……

Chen Xi had finished his lunch and was staring at Ren Hang in a daze.

Of course, staring at Ren Hang in a daze was not because he had any special thoughts about Ren Hang.

Chen Xi was just collecting materials.

The ugly Ye Langlang before hurt the cat's self-esteem too much, Chen Xi learned from the pain, and decided to observe Ren Hang carefully, and then come out with a decent design.

You have to find an excuse for your failure... No, find a reason!

Chen Xi is quite good at this.

He thought about the reason in a flash!

The reason why Xixi failed must be because he didn't make the design seriously!

Others make dolls, but they are all serious and have design drawings.

Chen Xi felt that he didn't do it blindly, and that he was already very good at making a human figure. As for the issue of ugliness...

After thinking about it, he still felt that the doll was ugly, but it really had the charm of Ye Langlang.

Just, be realistic!

Damn, isn't this kind of thing just to make an idea!

One thing to say, we Lang Lang is like that!

They are exactly the same, if he wants to take a picture with the doll, anyone will definitely think the same!

Chen Xi was very firm.

The cat cub was lying in the cat nest next to Ren Hang's desk, holding his tail, carefully watching Ren Hang who was in a hurry up, down, left, and right.

Hey.

This unlucky boy, Hanghang, is not at all as calm as Xixi was when he took office!

Think about the fact that Benmao took office, attracting a lot of attention, and even a cat took over the KPI of the entire publicity department for a quarter.

It is simply a performance savior, a gospel for social animals.

Chen Xi glanced at the cat snacks stretched out.

He smashed his mouth, stuck out half of his face, bit the small dried fish, and brought it back.

The young lady who came over to feed the cat suddenly showed a motherly smile.

Chen Xi softly "meowed" at her, then turned his gaze to Ren Hang.

The colleague next to Ren Hang took a look, and said in a low voice, "You have a good relationship with animals, don't you?"

Ren Hang turned his head to look at the cat, and thought that it might be because he had been in contact with Lou Shi and got a little smell, so the cat kissed him like this.

But you can't say that to your colleagues.

Ren Hang scratched his head: "...Is it okay, I have cats and dogs at home, and I have kept them for more than ten years, maybe I smell the same kind?"

The colleague sighed: "I also want to raise small animals, but the dormitory is not allowed."

This dormitory refers to Lou's staff dormitory.

Before Ren Hang moved in, he heard what his colleague said, and immediately leaned over and asked about the rules.

As soon as Ren Hang probed, Chen Xi couldn't see his face.

When the material collection was interrupted, the kitten let out a "meow", turned over and got up from the cat's nest, and walked to the front of Ren Hang.

But Ren Hang's head was stuck to another station, which was blocked by the partition.

Chen Xi didn't say a word, listening to Ren Hang's chat, when the topic developed to "I'm going to ask my brother to rub my hands after get off work today", Chen Xi's eyes widened.

He stretched out his meat pad and patted Ren Hang's hand vigorously, meowing angrily.

Ren Hang, you big dog!

You can count the number of times you have treated guests to dinner in three years of fucking college!

Do you hire others as soon as you go to work?

When you have a new love, forget the old love, you scumbag!

Ren Hang retracted his head halfway and glanced at the cat, thinking that the cat wanted to play.

After thinking about it, he tied the bag he had just used to carry things into a small ball, and shook it in front of the cat.

Chen Xi shook his head accordingly.

Ren Hang said "biu" and threw the bag in his hand.

Along with the red bag, there was also a swift white figure.

For a while, people who did not prepare cat snacks and cat toys in the office seemed to have discovered a new world. There were bags of bags, towels without bags, and toilet paper without towels.

They raised their arms high and said "Mimimi" in their mouths.

Chen Xi held the bag in her mouth, and when she raised her head, she flinched in fright from the garden eel-like hands in this office.

Am I knocking in!

what? !

The bag in Chenxi's mouth fell to the ground, and he turned around and rushed into the crack of the material cabinet next to him, shrinking to the inside in panic.

A roomful of "Mimimi" humans swarmed in and threw all the cat snacks into this narrow gap, but still failed to attract the frightened cat.

But this kitten didn't mean to waste food at all. There were a lot of cat snacks thrown in, and all of them were hooked into the depths by the cat's paws.

By the time Mr. Bodyguard arrived, they had regrettably given up teasing the cat.

"Assistant Li?" The department manager stood up from the office with a look of surprise on his face.

Most of Lou's employees only know Lou Shi's name but don't see him, but they are very familiar with the real manager Li Tezhu.

There was a sudden silence in the office.

"I'm here to pick up the cat." Mr. Bodyguard said, nodded to the department manager, and asked, "Where's the cat?"

The manager pointed to the crevice of the material cabinet in the corner of the office.

Mr. Bodyguard didn't spend much time with Chen Xi, but it wasn't too little.

He knew that Chen Xi liked to sleep in such a narrow and dark place the most.

Mr. Bodyguard gave a soft click in his heart.

Check it out!

Look at this little heartless pussy.

The boss over there didn't think about food or tea, and the cat actually ate so much that his belly was full and he was sleeping soundly.

Really very substandard.

Wages should be deducted.

Mr. Bodyguard walked to the material cabinet with the idea of ​​the cat's salary card, and was about to knock on the cabinet to call out Chen Xi, when he heard a heart-piercing and extremely aggrieved meow.

Mr. Bodyguard was taken aback.

He looked in the middle of the gap, and saw a tearful cat's head at a glance.

"come out."

"Meow!!"

Chen Xi smelled a familiar smell, saw a familiar face, and burst into tears.

can not go out!Eat too much!

Xixi is stuck in the corner of the cabinet!

Hee Hee can't get out!

The bodyguard brother took my hand!

Save the child!

Mr. Bodyguard listened to the miserable meowing of the cat, and saw the cat cub trying to crawl out but failed repeatedly. Even though he was well-informed, he hesitated for a moment.

"...are you stuck?" he asked quietly.

"Meow!!!"

exactly!

Bodyguard brother cat language tenth level!

The bodyguard brother is awesome!

Brother Bodyguard, save Hee Hee!

Save the cats!Save the children!

Chen Xi cried bitterly!

The bodyguard brother was stunned, looked at Mao Maotou for a few seconds, and said, "Then you are very good."

?

……Thanks?

Don't say it's great!

First save the cats!

Chenxi, Mimi, whoooo, really pitiful!

Mr. Bodyguard looked at the cat stuck in the corner of the cabinet and sighed.

He finally understood why their boss was so special to kittens.

An awakened person who is so stupid is probably the only one in the universe.

Not to mention, it's so cute.

Mr. Bodyguard raised his hand to hold the cabinet, and moved to the side.

Chen Xi escaped from birth with a look of lovelessness on his face, but was picked up by the elder brother of the bodyguard and patted off the ashes on his body.

Mr. Bodyguard turned his head and nodded to the people in the office, and walked out of the office with the cat in his arms.

On the way back, he always felt unbelievable.

We all know that cats are made of water.

If you can go in, you should be able to come out.

"How did you get yourself stuck?" Mr. Bodyguard said, got on the ferry, and pressed the cat's round belly, "Too greedy?"

"Meow!!"

Chen Xi kicked her legs crazily.

This is all a human conspiracy! !

It was Smelly Hanghang who got Xixi into it!

The group of people saw the cat hiding and fed snacks, they must be trying to make the cat stuck inside, so as to achieve the idea of ​​keeping the cat in their office forever!

It has nothing to do with gluttony!

Oh, human.

conspiracy!It's all conspiracy!

Chen Xi meowed angrily, flicked her tail and slapped the seat of the ferry car with a crackling sound.

Mr. Bodyguard couldn't understand what the kitty meant this time.

He just said, "The boss is very upset that you didn't come back for lunch."

Chen Xi was stunned.

unhappy?What are you upset about?

Chen Xi was puzzled.

Isn't it because you didn't come back for lunch?

He's not going back to bed tonight.

Mr. Bodyguard took a look at the cat, went to the door of Loushi's office, and put the cat down.

"go in."

"mum."

Chen Xi responded, didn't take it seriously, and directly opened the cat door and walked in.

Lou Shi, who was sitting behind the desk, looked up: "Are you back?"

"Meow!"

Chen Xi responded, and jumped onto the table. Before he could touch the terminal, he heard a horrible meow.

? !

Chen Xi pricked up his ears.

Boss, why is there a meowing cat here!

Chen Xi turned her head vigilantly, and saw a surveillance projection playing in front of Lou Shi. The main character of the projection was a weeping cat who was stuck in the corner of the cabinet because of eating too much.

My day! !

Which wicked ghost filmed it! !

Chen Xi suddenly turned his head to look at Lou Shi.

Lou Shi's expression was subtle, his eyes moved away from the projector, and turned to Chen Xi who was sitting in front of him, looking him up and down.

Chen Xi felt that his gaze was full of hesitation, "This cat is so stupid, should I continue to keep it?"

Chen Xi typed vigilantly: "Boss, what are you thinking?"

Lou Shi glanced at the toy capsules piled up in the lounge, and said, "I'm thinking about whether to continue..."

Lou Shi paused at this point.

He thought it was stupid enough for him to use a bunch of bug toys as a scare method to torture the cat.

But he never expected that Chen Xi would quickly refresh his cognition.

Chen Xi nervously typed: "Continue what?"

Don't you really have a cat?

Where can I find a job with such high salary and good benefits?

Chen Xi couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

"Um……"

Lou Shi thought about it, but decided to continue. He carried the cat into the lounge, closed the door, and threw the cat on the soft bed.

Then he took the gashapon and placed a circle around the cat.

Chen Xi looked around, and slowly put out a question mark.

"These are full of worms." Lou Shi spoke slowly, as if he was telling the truth, "Lie detector, if you lie, the worms will crawl out."

Chen Xi:? ? ?

A bunch of things flashed through Chenxi's mind, such as "It's over and the car overturned", "Xixi was exposed", "Lou Shi knows", "No, what does Lou Shi know", "Is the boss cheating on me" and so on. thought.

But in the end, none of these thoughts remained in Chenxi's mind.

Chen Xi just lowered his head slowly, and glanced at the white toy egg the size of his cat's head.

Chen Xi was stunned.

Chen Xi was shocked!

Chen Xi turned around and ran away!

Lou Shi held the cat down, "Why are you running?"

Chen Xi was terrified: "There are bugs! It's as big as my head!!"

Lou Shi: "If you don't lie, it won't come out."

Chen Xi: "Are you threatening me?"

Lou Lion: "Yes."

?

How generous you are to admit it!

Chen Xi couldn't believe it.

The kitty was pressed on the bed, struggling for a moment between the desire to survive and the shame, and then quickly overcame the shame.

Lou Shi pressed the cat, and was about to ask his first question, when the fluffy under his hand suddenly changed.

Lou Shi was startled slightly by the warm and greasy touch, and there was a beautiful spine groove.

Lou Shi's eyes sank slightly, and the strength in his hand couldn't help but lighten a little, and his fingertips gently rubbed down along the beautiful ravine.

Chen Xi's scalp tightened, and she immediately pulled the quilt and rolled over, wrapped herself up, sat up, and kicked out all the gashapons placed on the quilt.

Then he raised his head and looked at Lou Shi who was kneeling on the bed and straightened up.

Lou Shi was looking down at his palm and rubbing it.

"The bugs can't threaten me now!"

Chen Xi raised his chin and said.

For a slap-sized bug, I jio one by one.

Lou Shi looked up, looked at Chen Xi's current situation, and nodded: "You are right."

Then Lou Shi got up, locked the wardrobe, picked up Chen Xi's backpack that was on the sofa beside him, threw it out of the lounge, and locked the door of the lounge.

Lou Shi said slowly: "Now there is a new threat."

Chen Xi:? ? ?

Hold! ! !

Lou lion, you stinky pig! ! ! !

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