don't come here

Mr. Bodyguard came in again to deliver the documents.

He glanced at the projection.

The kitty is always trying to conquer the height of three meters, and his efforts seem to be really effective.

It was only a short distance away from Chen Xi successfully reaching the edge of the sculpture.

Mr. Bodyguard clearly knew that Chen Xi was not an ordinary cat, but he was an insider, which didn't prevent him from thinking that Chen Xi was really too cat.

"Chen Xi is just a cat." He couldn't help but say this.

"Do you know cats well?" Lou Shi asked.

Mr. Bodyguard was silent for a moment and looked at their leader.

What are you talking about?

Of course I know about cats.

You're talking like you're not a feline boss.

Lou Shi didn't understand the subtlety in Mr. Bodyguard's heart.

He paused slightly and asked, "Do all cats like this?"

This question is very easy to answer.

Mr. Bodyguard is very sure: "Cats are like this."

Cats cannot think with human logic.

No matter how they do those unimaginable things, it is nothing more than normal.

"Don't try to understand the cat's mind."

Lou Shi remembered that when he was looking for tutorials and videos on raising cats, he saw such a line of words on the homepage of this label.

Mr. Bodyguard's understanding is even deeper.

Playful, lazy, selfish and capricious.

These labels are very suitable for any cat.

Oh, and it’s not just cats, either.

Mr. Bodyguard thought.

"On a larger scale, felines are very suitable," he said.

"..."

Lou Shi, who has never bothered to think about his subordinates' thoughts, heard a little bit of complaint from the words of him, who has followed him for many years, for the first time.

"Me too?" Lou Shi asked.

Mr. Bodyguard looked at Lou Shi, hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

Lou Shiyan didn't blink: "I didn't."

Mr. Bodyguard said blankly: "Oh."

He didn't argue with Lou Shi.

After all, it was quite difficult for their boss to admit that he had a certain overlap with the kitten in the projection.

Mr. Bodyguard put down the file and took his leave.

Lou Shi sat behind the desk, tapping the table with his fingertips.

After a long time, Lou Shi's memory of his awakening period is already very vague.

But before leaving the Awakening School, Lou Shi still remembered being told by the teacher to control his instincts.

But he always believed that the instinct that the teacher let him control was just the aggressive part.

What else is there to control?

Could it be that he was expected to control his temper?

Why should he control his temper for others?

Lou Shi thought expressionlessly.

I don't feel that this kind of thinking is actually very feline.

Boss Lou took another look at the little bouncy ball that was trying to jump onto the sculpture.

A circle of people has slowly gathered around the lawn because of the kittens.

And Maozizi had already put aside the bow tie that Lou Shi prepared for him because he thought it was too troublesome to hold the bow tie in his mouth.

Boss Lou frowned.

It's fine to run to play on the way back to find him, but now he even throws the things he gave away.

accurate.

Boss Lou feels unhappy, so others cannot be happy either.

Lou Shi stamped the new document with a "snap", looked at the document that had been directly knocked through by his force, let go of his hand, and pressed the secretary's bell.

Mr. Bodyguard went and came back.

Lou Shi pushed the document he had just sent, but had a big hole in it due to stamping.

This document has more than 30 pages, which is quite thick.

Mr. Bodyguard was silent for a moment: "...Boss, shall I call Chenxi back?"

Lou Shi said slowly: "What are you calling me for? Let him play if he wants to play."

No, but you seem very upset.

Mr. Bodyguard looked at the projection, and finally followed their leader's intention and nodded: "Okay."

He went out and stuffed the broken file into the shredder and reprinted the file.

Chen Xi worked hard for a long time, and felt that he was about to taste the dawn of victory!

That is to say!

Could there be something that I, Chenxi, can't handle!

Obviously, he played Temple Escape with Lou Shi before, and when he lost and escaped from the bath, he could fly directly from the chandelier to the ceiling to hide!

There are seven or eight meters between the chandelier and the ceiling!

Although it was a critical moment when the potential exploded at that time, if it could explode like that, wouldn't it mean that Xixi's limit was at least seven or eight meters above!

Thinking of this, Chen Xi couldn't help cheering up, bent down, and jumped up again!

The cat cub stretched out his two front paws, narrowly grasped the edge of the sculpture, grasped the edge of the hollow pattern, turned over and crawled in.

Cheers and applause came from all around.

Chen Xi was taken aback, and poked his head out from the gap in the hollow pattern, only to find that the lawn around the big sculpture was already full of people.

Those who took pictures, chatted, called friends, and those who were live broadcasting.

The moment Chen Xi poked his head out, there was another small commotion.

?

What are you doing here if you don't go to work?

Be a salary thief?

Chen Xi retracted his head in a murmur, ignoring them, and began to climb up the sculpture.

The main body of this sculpture is Lou's LOGO.

Chen Xi doesn't know who the designer is, but the person who finally passed the design, Chen Xi is sure, is definitely Lou Shi himself.

Otherwise, it wouldn't fit the cat's heart so well!

Lions are cats, after all.

At most it is... dozens of times bigger than a cat.

whispering sound.

Just dozens of times to stop Liao.

Not worth mentioning at all!

The kitten shook his ears, and heard someone who was on the live broadcast saying: "The internal forum of the company said that it is our boss's cat... Thank you boss for sending the FTL spaceship, okay~"

???

Chen Xi was stunned.

Grass!

How can this man be like this!

You have to pay for the live broadcast of Xixi! !

Chen Xi was angry.

He poked his head out of the gap again, meowing angrily at the crowd below!

Copyright Warning!

Portrait rights warning!

Lou lion warning!

The humans who were warned by the cat's meow didn't feel terrible at all, and even made a monkey-like cry.

Gan ah!

Chen Xi retracted his head, jumped all the way to the top of the sculpture, stood on the edge, took a deep breath, and roared loudly like a lion: "Meow——!"

The crowd below suddenly became agitated and responded one after another!

"Meow!"

"Mimi!"

"Meow!"

"Wow!"

"Ugh—!"

Chen Xi: "..."

Grass.

You are sick!

With such an IQ, how did he get into Lou's!

Chen Xi strongly questioned Lou's personnel department.

Xixi was puzzled, and Shishi was also puzzled.

But he didn't think there was anything wrong with Lou's HR department, but felt that there seemed to be a deep gap between himself and contemporary young people.

This feeling is not the first time.

From the moment he first met Chen Xi, he felt that his brain circuit was completely out of touch with this kid.

Coupled with the fact that Yun Feiyang is completely two people in work status and private status, Lou Shi often has a sense of confusion that "I am often out of tune with you because I am not stupid enough".

And now...

Lou Shi looked at the situation in the projection and confirmed that he really had a generation gap with the young people.

Mr. Bodyguard brings in the newly printed documents.

He glanced at the projection.

In the projection, the cat cub jumped off the sculpture angrily, with a small bow tie in his mouth, rushed out of the crowd, and ran towards the main building.

Each office building has its own functions, and you need to swipe your card to enter.

A group of people were stopped outside, and only a dozen or so people managed to follow up into the main building.

The bodyguard looked away and said, "Boss, the person in charge of the publicity department just called an insider."

Lou Shi looked at the cat cub who got rid of a large group of people in an instant, and felt that the unhappiness in his heart dissipated a lot.

He rolled his eyelids: "Huh?"

"Chenxi's behavior near the LOGO sculpture was broadcast live. Our group's search volume and topicality have far exceeded the publicity department's planning standards for this quarter."

"Oh." Lou Shi lacked interest in this matter.

Mr. Bodyguard was not surprised either.

Their leader has no interest in these matters at all, and he even knows very well that Lou Shi has no idea how much assets he has under his name.

It's really unrealistic for a leader of star bandits who lives on the knife's edge to live his life, always remembering how much assets he has and how he should take care of it.

Mr. Bodyguard is very understanding.

He put down the newly printed document in his hand, turned around and left the office.

Lou Shi's eyes fell on the document.

Then I found that Mr. Bodyguard had printed ten new copies.

This is probably the meaning of "tear it up casually, and I will still have it after tearing it up".

Lou Shi pushed the document aside expressionlessly, and his eyes slowly fell on the cat door of his office.

Not long after, the bow tie he had hung around the cat's neck with his own hands was pushed in from under the cat door by a small paw.

Lou Shi raised his hand and turned off the monitoring projection.

Immediately afterwards, that familiar little head pushed open the cat door and got in.

Lou Shi said slowly, "It's only been an hour, why did you come back?"

As if he wasn't the one who had been staring at the door waiting for the cat to come back.

Chen Xi didn't doubt that he was there, jumped onto the desktop, found his own terminal, and complained: "Someone broadcasted me live!"

Lou Shi knew about this.

He nodded.

Chen Xi was angry: "If you use me to broadcast live, you have to share my money!"

Lou Shi nodded and said lightly, "Well, I'll give you a raise."

Chen Xi was taken aback, thinking that Lou Shi might have thought that he was implying asking for money, so he quickly explained: "That's not what I meant!"

Why do you add money to him at every turn!

It really looks like a badass in this way!

Eating from the boss, staying with the boss, sleeping with the boss, and being paid for no reason at all, how can Xixi lose face if you tell her about it!

Chen Xi was anxious.

He is clearly a person who can rely on his talent to make a living, but now he is reduced to relying on his appearance... Relying on his body to make a living is outrageous!

"The publicity and distribution department said that the popularity generated by those live broadcasts has completed their planned data for the entire quarter."

Lou Shi looked at the stunned cat, and stretched out his hand to remove the grass clippings on his body.

"Your credit, so I will give you a salary increase."

Chen Xi was stunned for a while, followed Lou Shi's movements and lay down on the table, revealing his little belly covered with grass clippings, and he didn't come back to his senses until Lou Shi cleaned all the grass clippings in Mao Mao.

"Really?!"

The kitty's eyes are bright!

Lou Shi nodded: "Really."

Chen Xi typed excitedly: "Then I will squat on the sculpture every day from now on!"

From today onwards, Xixi is Lou's publicity ambassador!

Chen Xi quickly stuffed the idea of ​​relying on talent for a living into the trash can.

If you can rely on your body to make a living, why not rely on it!

The body is obviously also a part of strength!

Lou Shi: "...It's not necessary."

Chen Xi: "I like that sculpture!"

Lou Shi gave a meal.

Chenxi: "Suitable for being a cat climbing frame, it's super big, no one bothers you, the material is good, and the thermal conductivity is not strong, no matter how long it is exposed to the sun, it can be used, and it will not become a production site of the iron plate Chenxi! It can still move! I like it very much It’s just a little difficult to jump up.”

Lou Shi looked at the long series of compliments, patted the cat's belly, scratched his chin, and asked, "Don't you like my office?"

Hearing this, Chen Xi looked up at Lou Shi's office.

Lou Shi's office, except for the lounge and bathroom next to it, has been transformed into a cat room.

If it weren't for the two bookcases and a desk, you only need to put a few sets of coffee tables and chairs in this office, and it can be directly opened as a cat cafe.

And it was all made for him.

My boss is so nice.

Chen Xi was very moved.

"I like it! But I also like the sculpture outside."

After Chen Xi finished typing this typesetting, she thought about it, and considering her position as a psychological comforter, she added: "But I will come back to play often."

Lou Shi frowned.

For a moment, he saw in Chen Xi the shadow of a scumbag who was spending time and drinking outside, and then confessed his true love to his wife confidently after he came back.

I can't see it, kid.

Lou Lion thought.

As for the emotional liar, you're actually pretty good at it.

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