don't come here

When she was young and ignorant, Chen Xi thought about thousands of awesome ways of awakened people.

But he never imagined that he could personally experience what is called destructive power.

Its concrete manifestation is that if you touch anything that breaks, presses anything that breaks, and kicks it down, a large piece of turf can be shoveled off for him.

The whole person is like a humanoid Godzilla, exploding wherever he goes.

Chen Xi originally thought it would be much better to leave the house full of furniture, but it turned out that it was not.

He was wearing Loushi's loose pajamas, and he was stunned in the yard, looking down at the hole he shoveled out.

Seeing this, Chen Xi's scalp immediately exploded!

His shovel was so precise that he just dug out an ant nest.

Dense ants rushed out frantically and scattered around here.

Hold the grass! !

How disgusting! !

Chen Xi took a big step back!

Lou Shi didn't care how many things Chen Xi would destroy.

Anyway, it is enough to send a robot to repair it in the end. As for the maintenance cost required, this kind of thing has never been a problem for him.

Compared to Chen Xi's innocuous ability to demolish the house, he was more concerned about the information from Ruibi.

Lou Shi finished looking through the new information, and then confirmed the acceptance feedback documents of Lou's new headquarters building. After stamping his own stamps, he heard a jingling sound.

Hearing the sound, he raised his eyes, and saw his little friend blowing in like a gust of wind, rushed into the bathroom, took a basin, and pressed the hot water button to catch the water.

Lou Lion: "?"

Chen Xi stomped on the spot, frantically rubbing the goosebumps that appeared on his body, and when the pot of hot water was finished, he rushed out of the room with the big pot of hot water effortlessly.

A pot of boiling hot water is poured on the grass in the garden with a "hula".

Then Chen Xi broke down even more.

Not only ants were scalded to death by hot water, but other bugs were also scalded!

Knock in!

Chen Xi felt like she was about to suffocate.

He wondered if he had an inseparable relationship with the worm since he awakened!

Haicheng is a modern metropolis, how healthy is the environment and ecology?

After living in the dormitory for three years, there is not even a single cockroach!

No matter what, Chen Xi saw a two-finger-sized cockroach crawling out from the crack in the soil, and then slowly... spread its wings.

Chen Xi's mind froze, and the basin in his hand fell to the ground with a "slap".

"Meow!!!"

The little kitten screamed, and regardless of the clothes and terminals that fell on the ground, it turned its head and opened its four short legs. At a speed of two hundred miles, it ran into the house like a madman.

At this moment, the man standing still in the living room on the first floor felt particularly safe in the eyes of the cat.

With a kick of Chenxi's hind legs, the white fur balls slapped onto the Loushi's trouser legs. While meowing in panic, she climbed all the way up, trying to get into Loushi's coat pocket, but found Lou Shi didn't wear a coat.

Chen Xi was stunned.

Lou Shi looked down at Fluffy who was climbing up his trouser legs. Just as he was about to reach out to support the cat, the cat squatting on his lap kept doing nothing, stretched out his claws and pulled the button of his shirt directly into the gap between them.

"..."

Feeling a ball of fluff on his belly, Lou Shi was silent for a moment, and was about to speak, when he felt the fluff on his belly move, and his little paw pressed his abdominal muscles.

Hey, I rely on.

This abs.

Chen Xi felt the hard muscles under the paws, and pressed again.

God!

Those abs!

Lou Lion is worthy of being a Lou Lion!

Chen Xi couldn't help pressing it again, and then touched her soft belly.

Of course, the little prince of basketball also has abdominal muscles.

Chen Xi's abdominal muscles are smooth and smooth, and her mermaid lines are sunken in a fit of anger. At a glance, she looks healthy and energetic.

But it is different from Lou Shi, who can see the gushing power through the skin.

The abs of Lou Shi are simply the shape that men dream of!

Lou Shi felt Chenxi's little meat pad pressing back and forth on his stomach, and his expression was a little subtle.

When had he been so close to the soft and fatal position of the abdomen, and was pressed back and forth.

Lou Shi lowered his eyes, looked at the hairy butt leaking from the gap in his shirt, and sighed silently.

"Come out." Lou Shi said.

Chen Xi poked his head out, and as soon as he meowed, Lou Shi grabbed him by the neck and dragged him out.

The cat's four paws kicked in the air.

Lou Shi put him on the sofa, got up and went out, glanced at the pajamas that had already crawled with a pile of bugs, and frowned.

Seeing these bugs, Lou Shi knew what was going on.

Despicable kitten.

Lou Shi leaned over and picked up Chenxi's terminal, turned around and walked back.

"I think you were quite courageous when you were going to dig out the honeycomb." Lou Shi threw the terminal to the cat who was lying on the sofa.

Chen Xi retorted: "That's different!"

"Oh?" Lou Shi asked, "What's the difference?"

Chen Xi typed: "My family used to raise bees! My family never had such a big cockroach before!"

Damn, it's such a big one!

The cockroaches that Xixi saw before were only the size of a pinky finger, and a single slipper could kill a nest!

The cockroaches in Haicheng are not only as big as two fingers, but they can fly!

can fly! !

Grass.

It's fucking unscientific that cockroaches can fly, okay?

The more Chen Xi thought about it, the more his mood exploded: "A cockroach of this size, which can fly, even if I look like a human, I would be afraid of it!"

Even if Xixi grew up in an urban-rural fringe area and had eaten fried locusts, pulled mantis legs, fought crickets and strung cicadas when she was a child, she still couldn't bear the impact of cockroaches riding on her face!

Chen Xi crazily output a big wave, feeling the numb feeling in his body dissipated, so he let out a long sigh of relief.

"Boss, I find it too difficult to be a human being." Chen Xi said so.

Lou Shi took a sip of tea: "How to say?"

"Don't have claws, don't have fur, they are so tall and big, the target is too big for insects to attack, and they can just crawl on them and bite them." The more Chen Xi typed, the more reasonable she felt, "I don't want to Be a man!"

Lou Shi: "Then are you going to have dinner with your classmates?"

Chen Xi was taken aback for a moment, then froze immediately.

Of course I still want to go.

People also have to do it.

Lou Shi asked the robot to do a comprehensive deworming of the neighborhood.

The only places where insects are controlled are the swimming pool and the interior of the house. Some insects in the garden are normal, and it can even save some special maintenance costs.

But now, there is no need to think about these things, Lou Shi glanced at the cat next to him.

Chen Xi had already run into Lou Shi's room, and changed into a set of loose pajamas.

A real man, unyielding in the face of setbacks, indomitable!

Chen Xi regained his energy, rolled up his sleeves, and rushed out aggressively.

……

When it was dark, Yun Feiyang, who had tortured himself for most of the day in the gym, walked back with his exhausted body.

On the way, he saw a white ball of hair lying on the ground.

Chen Xi relied on the fact that there was no one else in the hotel, so he just lay on the road in such a big way, looking up at the night with little stars, and felt that he was already a good-for-nothing cat.

Yun Feiyang walked over.

Wearing a big vest and a towel around his neck, he squatted in front of Chenxi and poked the cat.

You stink, Yun Feiyang.

Chen Xi looked at Yun Feiyang's slightly round face, and let out a weak "meow".

"What's wrong with you?" Yun Feiyang asked, taking advantage of the opportunity to look up and look around.

It was like a strong wind passing through the surrounding area, the shrubs were bent, the ornamental trees were cut crookedly, the lawn was shaved and bald, and the lawn mower, which was probably the culprit, was still standing on the side.

Yun Feiyang was startled: "...Is this a thief?"

no.

no.

Which thief dares to visit Loushi's territory?

Without the drag racing skills of Ruibi's subordinates, how dare they come to steal the building lion?

Have you ever asked those robots whose stomachs are full of hot weapons?

Chen Xi gave a listless "meow".

No thief.

Just an ordinary cat.

But this cannot be blamed on Hee Hee.

How can this be blamed on Hee Hee.

Hee Hee is also innocent!

If you want to adapt to your bodily functions, you have to keep doing things to adapt.

Here, Chen Xi really couldn't find anything to do.

So he tried to help trim the trees at first, but his artistic ability was really bad, and he was finally sent by the robot to shave the bushes.

But humans only walk on two feet, which is really not conducive to balance!

So Chen Xi accidentally fell a few times, knocking the bushes out of several holes.

Then he was chased away by the robot Ula Ula pulling the alarm and rushed to the place where the lawn was mowed.

He thought that mowing the lawn does not require any technical content, isn't it just walking on the lawn with a weed mower?

How easy it is!

As a result, as soon as he got started, he pressed the lawn mower blade with too much force and sank, shaving the lawn bald on the spot.

Oh day.

The awakened strong man is so terrifying! !

Chen Xi glanced at Yun Feiyang sadly: "It's been hard work."

Yun Feiyang, who was losing weight, suddenly felt sorry for him: "That's right, it's been hard work."

Chen Xi rolled over and sat up, looked at Yun Feiyang with his claws in his tears, and typed mercilessly: "But hard work is hard work, you still have to cooperate with dieting."

Yun Feiyang's tearful eyes were instantly withdrawn.

He reached out and flicked the cat on the forehead, and was about to pick up the cat when he was blocked by the other's paw.

Chen Xi became even more ruthless: "Don't hit me, you stink to death."

Yun Feiyang:?

Yun Feiyang didn't listen.

Not only did he not listen, but he also ignored the cat's resistance, picked him up, hugged him, and rubbed him frantically.

whee.

Chen Xi suffocated on the spot, rolled his eyes: "Why don't you take a shower in the gym!"

Yun Feiyang: "Because the gym doesn't have the smell of shampoo that I like."

Chen Xi:? ? ?

……walk slowly.

In terms of refinement, Xixi lost.

Chen Xi held her nose and was sent all the way back to Lou Shi by Yun Feiyang.

The kitten came back smelling like a dog.

When Lou Shi took the cat, his face was so gloomy that he almost killed Yun Feiyang.

Sensing the crisis, Yun Feiyang raised his head and glanced at Lou Shi, only then belatedly realized what he had just done.

He put the cat cub into Lou Shi's arms, tucked his neck and tucked his tail, and ran away quickly.

Chen Xi looked up at Yun Feiyang's tail under his shorts, pointed and meowed.

Yun Feiyang is so big, it seems that he can't control his tail.

Lou Shi understood, and said simply: "He is stupid."

Chen Xi was stunned, unable to refute for a while.

He thought for a while, trying to rectify Yun Feiyang's name.

Chen Xi: "You can't say that, Yun Feiyang is like this because he treats us as friends..."

Before the cat could finish typing, he was licked by the big lion's tongue and staggered, rolling twice on the spot before stopping.

Chen Xi was stunned for two seconds, then turned to look at Lou Shi who had turned into an awakened body at some point, and when he was about to lick the second bite, his eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he pressed the big lion's tongue with two paws.

Chen Xi was bewildered: "Boss, what are you doing?"

Why do you suddenly want to establish your status and lick the cat's fur?

Lou Shi also typed: "You smell like a dog."

Chen Xi was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that Lou Shi meant to cover up the smell of Yun Feiyang on him.

He was stunned for two seconds, feeling that the lion's sense of territory was too strong.

In fact, it doesn't have to be.

Chen Xi: "I'll just take a shower."

Lou Shi looked at Chen Xi silently, and after realizing that the other party was not happy that he licked his fur, he felt inexplicably restless.

He took a deep breath, picked up Chen Xi and walked into the bathroom.

Lou Shi typed slowly: "Take a shower."

Chen Xi keenly noticed that his boss's mood didn't seem so beautiful.

"Okay, I'll take a good shower."

After Chen Xi finished typing, she glanced at Lou Shi cautiously, wondering why Lou Shi was suddenly upset.

Lou Lion: "Yes."

After typing this word, he turned his head and left.

Chen Xi was taken aback for a moment, and then yelled twice.

The big lion paused and turned to look at the kitten.

Chen Xi bowed his head and typed: "I haven't had dinner yet, where are we going?"

Lou Shi raised his paw and patted Chen Xi's head, then calmly typed: "I'll help Yun Feiyang lose weight."

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