don't come here

Chen Xi carefully reviewed the consequences of Gouzi drinking Coke.

Small doses have negligible effects.

After the dose is exceeded, symptoms such as excessive wheezing, rapid heartbeat, and emotional excitement may occur.

In severe cases, it can lead to shock or even death.

Chen Xi felt like she was about to suffocate.

Xixi suspects that her character is overpowering Yunfeiyang.

Otherwise, Yun Feiyang was fine, so why did he have two meals with him, and then he was dragged to wash his stomach twice.

Chen Xi glanced at the scattered snack bags and several large and empty Coke bottles through the gap between his paws.

Yes.

He really felt that Yun Feiyang became more and more excited when playing games, but isn't it normal to become hyperactive when playing games?

Who would have thought that happy water contains caffeine!

Isn't Coke just sugar water that bubbles? !

You are dirty.

You are no longer that pure happy water.

You have this stimulant ingredient!

Chen Xi felt that her world view was really shaken.

Kitty Zaizi took a deep breath, stood up again, and took small steps to follow the medical robot that moved Yun Feiyang into the infirmary.

He glanced at the light above the medical robot's head representing the difficulty and severity of first aid, and found that it was green.

Fortunately fortunately.

Green is the slightest degree, probably just need gastric lavage.

In contemporary society, various medical methods have been very developed, and gastric lavage has long since ceased to cause patients pain.

It is estimated that Yun Feiyang dared to act like this because of this.

Chen Xi crouched outside the emergency room and opened the search engine.

Chen Xi never expected that after reading the cat guide, she would read the dog guide again!

But there is no way.

Who made Yun Feiyang's self-management awareness extremely poor!

It seems that they are not the same breed as those smart golden retrievers who can walk themselves with a leash in their mouths!

Chen Xi sighed in his heart, and clicked on the most popular dog raising post.

This time he was careful. He clicked on the report first, and only after he found that there was no report record in this post did he start to read it.

Coincidentally, the owner of the post also raises a golden retriever, a milk dog brought back from someone else's house, who has just been weaned.

Chen Xi looked at the photo of the milk dog.

He looked up at Yun Feiyang again.

Gee tut.

Look at how cute they are.

You lost, Yun Feiyang.

Chen Xi scrolled down the post, and saw the vaccination written by the host before the official content.

It is very troublesome to raise a large dog like a golden retriever.

Make sure you get enough exercise, otherwise the dog will choose to tear down the house because he has nowhere to vent his energy, and the smell of staying at home will be very heavy.

Dogs also need their owners to play with them, otherwise they may fall into depression due to loneliness.

Regarding feeding, it is necessary to feed scientifically, otherwise the dog will suffer from phenomena such as hair loss, indigestion, calcium deficiency and so on.

Chen Xi choked up.

Why is raising a dog so many times more troublesome than raising a cat!

When I went to the countryside before, people didn’t eat whatever dogs eat, but people in the city are so particular about it!

Chen Xi scrolled down and found the official content written by the host.

"Little Golden Retriever class is starting! Lesson [-]: Milk dogs are very stupid, usually they will eat as much as you feed them, so be careful not to let the milk dogs die!"

?

Chen Xi slowly typed out a question mark and continued to pull down.

"Little Golden Retriever class is starting! Lesson [-]: Observe the milk dog's papa!"

Chen Xi:? ? ?

no!

Chen Xi quickly closed the post on the dog guide.

Chen Xi crouched outside the emergency room, watching Yun Feiyang, who had already finished gastric lavage, being pushed out, jumped onto the stretcher, and followed into the ward.

He gave up his plan to continue reading the dog guide, but directly pulled a list of foods that dogs can't eat or can't eat more.

Modern society pays attention to science.

The superstition that the horoscope can overcome this kind of superstition is simply not advisable!

As long as you are well prepared, you are not afraid of the dog being poisoned again!

Full of confidence, Chen Xi slapped her paw and pressed the search button.

Then he saw that on the search list, chocolate was number one, and sugar was number two.

"...?"

Fuck!

What happened to this dog, Yun Feiyang! !

……

Lou Shi silently closed the monitoring window.

Ruby didn't see the privacy mode he was on, but heard the sirens.

The rabbit clicked and gnawed on the tea, and said "hey": "You can't do it, this place has been invaded again?"

Lou Shi raised his eyelids and stood up: "You should get out."

Their collaboration only nailed down the first step.

But generally speaking, the cooperation between the two star thieves only needs to finalize the first step.

Because they may not even finish the first step, and start to tear up the covenant, or make troubles overtly and secretly.

Lou Shi and Ruibi know each other well, but they don't care about the process, they only pay attention to the result. Anyway, the final result is that the black mamba disappears, and the loot is [-] points. Lou Shi can choose first.

So Lou Shi directly stated that Ruibi can get out.

But Rabby didn't want to go away.

It's rare for him to see Lou Shi's unknown side, so he won't leave.

Ruby smiled timidly like a herbivore: "I don't have a spaceship anymore."

Lou Shi paused, looked up at Ruibi, and the corner of his mouth pulled out a familiar, cold and bloody arc that Ruibi knew.

Then without hesitation, Rubi was put on the blacklist of the hotel.

In just two seconds, Ruby was targeted by automatic weapons hidden around the hotel.

The moment he noticed the abnormality, he jumped up, sparks and lightning all the way, and fled outward in a crackling madness.

Lou Shi looked at the lawns that had been knocked over by weapons, and slowly withdrew his gaze, and told the Mr. Bodyguard next to him, "Repair it as soon as possible."

"Okay, boss."

Lou Shi nodded, turned his head and walked towards the infirmary.

He had to go and take Chen Xi away.

He was worried that his cat had stayed with Yun Feiyang for a long time and would be assimilated by the silly dog.

It's silly enough in itself, no need to add a little more embellishment.

When Lou Shi arrived, Chen Xi squatted in a small group in the corner of the ward.

If it weren't for the light yellow clothes he was wearing were bright enough, he would have almost blended into the infirmary.

Lou Shi leaned over and picked up the cat: "What are you doing?"

Chen Xi glanced at Lou Shi, and typed very seriously: "I'm thinking about the origin of man and nature."

Lou Lion: "?"

Chen Xi: "Boss, you said that a dog like Yun Feiyang, why on earth hasn't killed himself yet?"

Lou Shi glanced at Chenxi's terminal page.

Next to the memo used for typing, there is a "Ranking of Foods Dogs Can't/Eat More".

Chen Xi kicked his legs, signaling Lou Shi to put him down.

Lou Shi put him directly on Yun Feiyang's hospital bed.

Chen Xi was still typing: "Yun Feiyang is still alive and kicking, it doesn't conform to the theory of biological evolution!"

Lou Shi paused: "Awakened people are only affected by the awakened body to a certain extent. In terms of dosage..."

When Lou Shi said this, he got stuck.

Yun Feiyang is such a grown-up person, who has been awakened for many years, how can he not know what dosage he can accept.

He just wants to eat.

Lou Shi seeks truth from facts: "The more you don't eat, the more you want to eat something you can't eat, it's human nature."

After Chen Xi thought about it, he thought it was right, and he typed: "But this kind of mentality is not correct."

"Ok?"

Lou Shi felt that Chen Xi hadn't finished speaking.

Chen Xi: "I have to find a new hobby for him, maybe it will make him forget about desserts!"

The biggest enemy of contemporary teenagers does not come from material or economic.

And it comes from all kinds of entertainment that corrodes the spirit of young people!

Who doesn't like playing games!

I don't like terminal games, there are console games, I don't like console games, there are desktop games, I don't like desktop games, there are holographic games!

No one can stop the mental corruption of the game!

Lou Shi watched the little cat reopen a memo page and began typing frantically. After thinking for a while, he searched for the Xing Xing that Chenxi put at the top.

Click Download to start.

When Chenxi completed the list through memory and query, and was about to let Yun Feiyang, who was about to wake up, play one by one, a reminder came from the terminal.

In the social account's Star Elimination Score Rankings, Chen Xi beat No.2 by three times with the most outstanding performance.

He maintained this advantage for two full months, and now, he was overtaken!

Chen Xi was shocked!

He quickly opened his social account and found that the ID that topped the list was "Golden Master Dad".

Chen Xi suddenly turned his head and looked at Lou Shi.

Sensing his gaze, Lou Shi raised his head and glanced at Chen Xi's terminal page, and raised his eyebrows when he saw his note name.

"Father of the gold master? Huh?"

…………

……

Gan!

exposed!

Chen Xi hurriedly closed the window, and changed "golden boss father" to "guarding the best boss in the world" with the speed of thunder and the jingle of bells.

After changing it, Chen Xi felt uncomfortable.

He thought for a while, and then suddenly realized.

He clawed fast, changed Lou Shi's remarks to "boss", and added "the best boss who guards the world" to his social nickname.

Chen Xi reopened the leaderboard: "Boss, you read it wrong."

Lou Shi glanced at the two IDs in the front row of the leaderboard, and nodded slowly: "Yes, yes, a salary increase."

? ? ? ?

Chen Xi was stunned, the whole cat looked stupidly at Lou Shi.

Lou Shi has already withdrawn his gaze, bowed his head and continued to destroy the stars.

Ruibi's previous behavior of trying to poach the wall still gave Lou Shi a sense of crisis.

Being able to be swayed by money, it seems that the kitty likes money quite a bit, and it just so happens that the most important thing Lou Shi lacks is money.

Chen Xi looked at Lou Shi who was focused on destroying the stars, and let out a "meow" in his heart.

Now he seems to be able to understand the star chasing mentality of his roommates!

Such a good baby, who doesn't want to show off to the whole world!

Chen Xi, who seldom posted in social circles, held back for a while, but finally couldn't hold back, and posted in an extremely embarrassing state.

"Guarding the best boss in the world: My boss is a god! He is handsome and has long legs! He is gentle and considerate! He has a successful career at a young age, he is a fairy in the world, and his beauty is flawless!"

Lou Shi wiped out all the stars again, opened the social account, and saw Chen Xifa's status at a glance.

He glanced at it, liked it, and commented: "Okay, salary increase, you are now 9000 yuan a month, after tax."

? ?

???

I rely on!

Chen Xi was stunned.

He turned his head and glanced at Lou Shi who was sitting on the side.

Wait, is Lou Shi the one who likes to listen to rainbow farts? !

Isn't that a coincidence!

Chen Xi patted the cat's leg.

Xixi knows this best! !

Ye Langlang and the others' Rainbow Fart Lamp cards were all written by Chen Xi.

Chen Xi is very handy and moves her claws like flying.

"Guard the best boss in the world: the boss of the beautiful jade building in the world! The boss of the immortal building! The boss of Yushu Linfeng building! The boss of the extraordinary appearance building!"

Not long after, Lou Shi gave another like.

He looked at Chen Xi's two new social circles with great interest, and wanted to see what else Chen Xi could say.

So he thought about it, and added another 200 yuan to Chen Xi.

Chen Xi immediately got excited, and made three posts in the social circle in a row. The level of activity directly alarmed the Rainbow Fart command center.

Love each other 302 (4)

Ren Hanghang: "??? @Guardian the best boss in the world"

Ye Langlang: "?? You don't have to be like this, fourth child??"

Why doesn't it have to be?

What nonsense are you talking about!

You are not the ones who pay Xixi 9000 yuan a month!

Chen Xi snorted disdainfully, and typed: "You don't understand my boss at all."

Ye Langlang: "Have I heard this saying somewhere?"

Ren Hanghang: "Elements Perception.jpg"

Ye Langlang: "You don't understand Yun Lianyi at all.jpg"

Ren Hanghang: "Love! Love! my Yunlianyi!"

Protect the best boss in the world: "Tch, my boss can send me money, can Yun Lianyi do it!"

Protecting the best boss in the world: "My boss can provide food and lodging and also raise wages, can Yun Lianyi do it!"

Chen Xi was about to continue exporting, but found that he was ruthlessly silenced.

Chen Xi rolled her eyes.

I fuck.

Hee Hee just told the truth!

Do you have a conscience!

Chenxi clicked on the small window with Ye Langlang, and was about to show off another wave of passion, when Lou Shi picked her up.

"It's getting dark, have dinner, then do some work and go to night training."

Chen Xi quickly closed the chat window with Ye Langlang, very obediently: "Good boss, no problem boss, you are so kind, boss, you care about me so much!"

Lou Shi looked down at Chen Xi.

Chen Xi tried to make a sincere expression with a cat face: "I have never seen a better boss than you!"

"Okay." Lou Shi nodded, "It seems that the job of psychological comforter is very suitable for you, and the salary will be increased."

? ?

Chen Xi was stunned.

My goodness!

What kind of living Buddha is Lou Shi!