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Chapter 19 [Insect Catch]
Chen Xi felt that her IQ was really insulted.
He stared at the cat teaser and took a deep breath.
I, Chenxi, am dead!Jump from here!Die outside!I will never play with the cat teaser!
Lou Shi looked at Chen Xi, who was squatting on the sofa with a face full of death rather than submission, but his eyes were involuntarily following the bundled feathers away. His eyes brushed against the kitten's ready-to-move paws, and he calmly shook the cat-teasing stick in his hand.
The kitty's paws moved uneasily.
Lou Shi shook again.
The kitty lowered his body subconsciously, assuming a hunting posture.
Lou Shi took his time, and his movements sped up a bit.
Chen Xi's head swayed with the feathers, and his two hind paws scratched and pulled the sofa cushion twice anxiously.
Lou Shi stopped shaking the hand that was teasing Mao Bang, and looked at Chen Xi leisurely.
Chen Xi stared at the bundle of feathers hovering in the air.
Chenxi: ...
Chen Xi: ...
Chenxi: ……………
Gan!
I can't help it!
I can't bear it anymore! !
The kitten gave up struggling, kicked his hind legs, and rushed towards the bundle of feathers in mid-air!
The corner of Lou Shi's mouth raised, and he picked up the cat teasing stick in his hand, easily avoiding the cat's cub's claws.
wipe!
Chen Xi turned around, staring at the bundle of feathers flicking and flicking with burning eyes.
Mere cat teaser!
Xixi will tear you to pieces today!
Lou Shi looked at Chen Xi who was chasing the cat teaser crazily in circles, and sighed silently.
Why are you so stupid.
No wonder he was hooked by Yun Feiyang and left.
Forget it.
It's fun to play cats.
Lou Shi thought of Yun Feiyang who was running away in a flying machine.
That stupid dog probably won't be able to come back in a short time, if he dares to come back, let him put a few fireworks on the waterway to warn him.
The former star bandit leader has no psychological pressure on this kind of violent warning.
He raised the cat-teasing stick and threw the bundle of feathers upwards, only to see Chen Xi jump up and grab the bundle of feathers in one bite.
Lou Shi paused, showing a somewhat surprised expression.
Cats are known to leap five times their body height vertically.
For those with special bloodlines, such as leopard cats, the limit is higher.
But no matter how high it is, the limit for an adult cat is still around [-] meters.
Lou Shi himself is a tall man of 1.9 meters, and the bundle of feathers picked up from his raised hand is already more than [-] meters.
And Chen Xi still looks like a kitten, her jumping ability shouldn't be so strong.
Lou Shi looked at Chen Xi.
The kitten cub was hung in the air with a bundle of feathers in its mouth, kicking its legs, making a threatening sound from its throat.
Lou Shi is familiar with this sound. It is a warning sound subconsciously issued by cats to surrounding creatures after a successful hunt.
Abbreviation - food protection.
Lou Shi stretched out his hand to pick up the kitten, put the cat teaser aside, looked at the kitten holding the feathers in his mouth, and pinched the back of his neck.
Chen Xi subconsciously let go of the feather bundle in his mouth, and turned to bite the hand that pinched the back of his neck.
Lou Shi backhanded him and held him up to his eyes.
What kind of species is this... No, species?
Chen Xi was sized up by Lou Shi with doubts, and was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help turning his head to look at the bundle of feathers that was put aside.
He kicked his legs.
Lou Shi put him down.
Chen Xi pulled the cat teaser next to him, then turned to meow at the Loushi.
Lou Shi didn't move.
Chen Xi sighed inwardly.
The boss still doesn't understand the cat's heart!
But it's okay.
Hee Hee can work hard on her own!
With the bundle of feathers in her mouth, Chen Xi walked up to Lou Shi, stretched out her paws to press Lou Shi's palm, and then put the bundle of feathers on it.
Lou Shi frowned: "You still want to play?"
"Meow~"
After all, Xixi is just a cute kitten!
What cat doesn't like a cat teaser! !
Chen Xi let out a really sweet meow.
But on the surface it is still very serious: "Boss, this is not a game, this is pre-adaptive training."
fresh.
For the first time, Lou Shi was blocked by others with his own words.
Chen Xi is quite courageous.
Lou Shi narrowed his eyes slightly, looked up at the night outside the window, and said, "There are other trainings."
Before Chen Xi had time to ask the question mark, he saw Lou Shi turned into an awakened body, with the terminal on his paws, and then carried him out of the house.
In the yard, Lou Shi typed slowly: "Mobility, flexibility, night travel, concealment and durability training."
Chen Xi was very sincere: "How to train?"
Lou Shi took a few steps back, looked at the kitten, which was not as big as his paw, and showed a slight smile, with sharp canine teeth looming between his lips.
He typed: "Ever played Temple Run?"
Chen Xi nodded.
Lou Shi: "Just train like that, I will chase you and escape."
Chen Xi was stunned.
Lou Shi: "If I catch you..."
After much deliberation, Lou Shi finally settled on a punishment.
Lou Shi: "If I catch you, I will take a bath once a day."
Chen Xi was shocked!
Lou Shi: "The manor is two-thirds the size of a football field, so you can run around wherever you want."
Damn it!
Chen Xi felt like she was about to suffocate.
Did you make a mistake!
Look at my legs!Look at yours again! !
Are you sorry! !
I think you just want to kill Xixi with such a bloodless method as taking a bath!
You are cat abuse! !
Lou Shi didn't care, he continued to type: "Hide-and-seek is also possible. You can hide anywhere outside the main house. I will give you 3 minutes. Now start the timer."
Grass.
Hastily.
Lou Lion, you have no heart at all! ! !
After Chen Xi scolded in her heart, she turned around and jumped out without hesitation.
Lou Shi looked at the empty lawn in front of him, and lay down slowly.
It was his first time doing such a thing as draining water, and he was not very proficient in the business.
Let's wait seven or eight minutes before looking for it.
The desire to survive forced Chen Xi to run all over the manor on short legs.
The manor is very large, thousands of square meters. In addition to the main house and garden, there are independent small warehouses and ponds.
Those repaired landscapes are complex and beautiful, and also gave Chen Xi many places to hide.
Chen Xi jumped into the garden, hugged his tail and hid under the bushes for ten seconds, feeling bad, so he came out again.
No.
Hiding in this kind of place, Lou Shi can easily pick him out.
Lions also have a very keen sense of smell.
Hee Hee doesn't want to take a bath!
Hee Hee had to find a way.
Chen Xi looked around and saw a stretch of straight pines and cypresses around the garden.
Chen Xi's eyes lit up.
well known!
Adult lions are too heavy to climb trees that are taller and whose trunks are not thick.
Chen Xi quickly ran under the pine tree and began to try to climb the tree.
Lou Shi took advantage of the night to squat in a dark corner outside the garden, looking at the group of white balls that were particularly conspicuous in the night.
Chen Xi is working very hard to climb the tree.
Not to mention 7 minutes, 10 minutes have passed, and the kitten, who is not familiar with the climbing action of the awakened body, still failed to climb the first main branch of the pine and cypress.
Lou Shi looked at the cat cub who was persistently attacking the tree trunk, thought for a while, and decided to change the release of water into flood discharge.
He lay down slowly, looked at Chen Xi's endless struggle, and yawned.
It took Chenxi a long time to climb the tree smoothly.
He felt as if he had a much deeper understanding of this strange body.
There is a kind of—
Chen Xi thought about it carefully, and felt that to describe it more precisely, it was a very strange sense of control.
He is lying on the branch, the cat is small and the tree is thick, this small nest is enough for him to roll on it!
it is good!
It is impossible for Lou Shi to come up!
Lou Shi, who was lying on the outside of the garden, got up at this moment and walked under the tree where Chen Xi was staying.
He looked up.
Kitty peeked out from between the branches.
Lou Shi typed: "I found you."
Chen Xi proudly raised her chest, and typed: "Boss, you said you caught it, but finding it doesn't count."
Lou Shi gave a meal.
The kitten was so courageous that he even dared to catch words with him.
If he really wants to catch it, he just needs to knock down the tree.
This is easy for Lou Shi in the awakened body state.
But Lou Shi didn't do that, he got down under the tree, obviously he was going to sit here and wait for the cat.
It is impossible for Chen Xi not to come down.
Chen Xi also realized this. He squatted on the branch of the tree, looked at the big lion below, with its tail hanging down under the branch, and tickled it anxiously.
He finally typed: "Boss, when will our training end?"
Lou Shi replied slowly: "Dawn."
Chen Xi: "...OK."
Isn't it just sleeping on a tree! !
Hee Hee would rather sleep on a tree than take a bath!
Chen Xi lay down on the branch, and closed her eyes without hesitation.
Lou Shi shook his ears, and when he heard the rustling sounds in the tree disappear, he also closed his eyes and meditated.
It seems that Chen Xi really doesn't like touching water.
Lou Shi thought, the kitten is so bold, he dared to sleep on the tree for the first time, and he was not afraid of falling and breaking his neck.
Lou Shi stood guard under the tree, his ears pricked up vigilantly, ready to catch the cat cub who rolled down the tree after sleeping.
Chen Xi didn't know about his boss's silent thoughtfulness, scratched his little belly, grunted, and slept extremely soundly.
Lou Shi received a video request in the middle of the night.
He took a look, it was his second captain.
Lou Shi turned the volume to the minimum and connected the video.
"Boss!" The captain became very nervous after seeing Lou Shi's projection turned out to be an awakened body.
They all know that Lou Shi seldom changes back to the awakened body—because something went wrong in the awakening back then, and although the combat power will increase a lot by turning back to the awakened body, the impact on emotions will also rise linearly.
Once Lou Shibiao got up and almost demolished their own base.
Lou Shi typed slowly: "Say."
The captain looked at Lou Shi carefully, convinced that he was in a very normal mood now, even peaceful, and was so moved that he almost shed tears.
Depend on.
Thank goodness!
Finally, I don't have to worry about returning to the base one day and finding that my base has been demolished by the boss.
There is no need to worry that one day I will be chopped off by my boss who has lost his mind.
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness!
The captain quickly reported the situation.
"I just met Rebby at the tavern," he said.
Ruby is the lop-eared rabbit who regards Lou Shi as his mortal enemy.
Lou Shi raised his eyelids: "Huh?"
"He said he didn't believe you would be willing to be ordinary, and clamored to find you..."
Before the captain finished speaking, he saw his leader standing up and catching something falling from a high place.
White, small.
It's a kitten.
The cat fell from the tree and landed on the thick and thick mane of the male lion. The horror of falling from a high altitude still remained on its face. He stretched his legs forward and stepped on the top of Lou Shi's head.
The captain gasped.
It felt like the cat was about to splatter blood on the spot in the next second!
Old swan! !
This is Lou Shi's head! ! !
Lou Shi felt that Chen Xi seemed to be frightened, and stood motionless above his head.
He didn't bother to care about it, he just shifted his gaze to the captain again.
The captain subconsciously picked up the previous words, and said stumblingly: "He, he said that you must be the girl in the golden house who is soaked in tenderness, and I'm going to kill that girl to make you suffer for the rest of your life..."
Lou Shi heard the words, thought for a moment, and felt that it was right to say so.
He shook his head, looked at the kitten who had been shaken off by him, and held it down with one paw.
The captain tentatively asked, "Boss, is this...?"
Lou Shi thought for a while and typed with one paw: "Jiao He Wen Wen Xiang."
He stared at the cat teaser and took a deep breath.
I, Chenxi, am dead!Jump from here!Die outside!I will never play with the cat teaser!
Lou Shi looked at Chen Xi, who was squatting on the sofa with a face full of death rather than submission, but his eyes were involuntarily following the bundled feathers away. His eyes brushed against the kitten's ready-to-move paws, and he calmly shook the cat-teasing stick in his hand.
The kitty's paws moved uneasily.
Lou Shi shook again.
The kitty lowered his body subconsciously, assuming a hunting posture.
Lou Shi took his time, and his movements sped up a bit.
Chen Xi's head swayed with the feathers, and his two hind paws scratched and pulled the sofa cushion twice anxiously.
Lou Shi stopped shaking the hand that was teasing Mao Bang, and looked at Chen Xi leisurely.
Chen Xi stared at the bundle of feathers hovering in the air.
Chenxi: ...
Chen Xi: ...
Chenxi: ……………
Gan!
I can't help it!
I can't bear it anymore! !
The kitten gave up struggling, kicked his hind legs, and rushed towards the bundle of feathers in mid-air!
The corner of Lou Shi's mouth raised, and he picked up the cat teasing stick in his hand, easily avoiding the cat's cub's claws.
wipe!
Chen Xi turned around, staring at the bundle of feathers flicking and flicking with burning eyes.
Mere cat teaser!
Xixi will tear you to pieces today!
Lou Shi looked at Chen Xi who was chasing the cat teaser crazily in circles, and sighed silently.
Why are you so stupid.
No wonder he was hooked by Yun Feiyang and left.
Forget it.
It's fun to play cats.
Lou Shi thought of Yun Feiyang who was running away in a flying machine.
That stupid dog probably won't be able to come back in a short time, if he dares to come back, let him put a few fireworks on the waterway to warn him.
The former star bandit leader has no psychological pressure on this kind of violent warning.
He raised the cat-teasing stick and threw the bundle of feathers upwards, only to see Chen Xi jump up and grab the bundle of feathers in one bite.
Lou Shi paused, showing a somewhat surprised expression.
Cats are known to leap five times their body height vertically.
For those with special bloodlines, such as leopard cats, the limit is higher.
But no matter how high it is, the limit for an adult cat is still around [-] meters.
Lou Shi himself is a tall man of 1.9 meters, and the bundle of feathers picked up from his raised hand is already more than [-] meters.
And Chen Xi still looks like a kitten, her jumping ability shouldn't be so strong.
Lou Shi looked at Chen Xi.
The kitten cub was hung in the air with a bundle of feathers in its mouth, kicking its legs, making a threatening sound from its throat.
Lou Shi is familiar with this sound. It is a warning sound subconsciously issued by cats to surrounding creatures after a successful hunt.
Abbreviation - food protection.
Lou Shi stretched out his hand to pick up the kitten, put the cat teaser aside, looked at the kitten holding the feathers in his mouth, and pinched the back of his neck.
Chen Xi subconsciously let go of the feather bundle in his mouth, and turned to bite the hand that pinched the back of his neck.
Lou Shi backhanded him and held him up to his eyes.
What kind of species is this... No, species?
Chen Xi was sized up by Lou Shi with doubts, and was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help turning his head to look at the bundle of feathers that was put aside.
He kicked his legs.
Lou Shi put him down.
Chen Xi pulled the cat teaser next to him, then turned to meow at the Loushi.
Lou Shi didn't move.
Chen Xi sighed inwardly.
The boss still doesn't understand the cat's heart!
But it's okay.
Hee Hee can work hard on her own!
With the bundle of feathers in her mouth, Chen Xi walked up to Lou Shi, stretched out her paws to press Lou Shi's palm, and then put the bundle of feathers on it.
Lou Shi frowned: "You still want to play?"
"Meow~"
After all, Xixi is just a cute kitten!
What cat doesn't like a cat teaser! !
Chen Xi let out a really sweet meow.
But on the surface it is still very serious: "Boss, this is not a game, this is pre-adaptive training."
fresh.
For the first time, Lou Shi was blocked by others with his own words.
Chen Xi is quite courageous.
Lou Shi narrowed his eyes slightly, looked up at the night outside the window, and said, "There are other trainings."
Before Chen Xi had time to ask the question mark, he saw Lou Shi turned into an awakened body, with the terminal on his paws, and then carried him out of the house.
In the yard, Lou Shi typed slowly: "Mobility, flexibility, night travel, concealment and durability training."
Chen Xi was very sincere: "How to train?"
Lou Shi took a few steps back, looked at the kitten, which was not as big as his paw, and showed a slight smile, with sharp canine teeth looming between his lips.
He typed: "Ever played Temple Run?"
Chen Xi nodded.
Lou Shi: "Just train like that, I will chase you and escape."
Chen Xi was stunned.
Lou Shi: "If I catch you..."
After much deliberation, Lou Shi finally settled on a punishment.
Lou Shi: "If I catch you, I will take a bath once a day."
Chen Xi was shocked!
Lou Shi: "The manor is two-thirds the size of a football field, so you can run around wherever you want."
Damn it!
Chen Xi felt like she was about to suffocate.
Did you make a mistake!
Look at my legs!Look at yours again! !
Are you sorry! !
I think you just want to kill Xixi with such a bloodless method as taking a bath!
You are cat abuse! !
Lou Shi didn't care, he continued to type: "Hide-and-seek is also possible. You can hide anywhere outside the main house. I will give you 3 minutes. Now start the timer."
Grass.
Hastily.
Lou Lion, you have no heart at all! ! !
After Chen Xi scolded in her heart, she turned around and jumped out without hesitation.
Lou Shi looked at the empty lawn in front of him, and lay down slowly.
It was his first time doing such a thing as draining water, and he was not very proficient in the business.
Let's wait seven or eight minutes before looking for it.
The desire to survive forced Chen Xi to run all over the manor on short legs.
The manor is very large, thousands of square meters. In addition to the main house and garden, there are independent small warehouses and ponds.
Those repaired landscapes are complex and beautiful, and also gave Chen Xi many places to hide.
Chen Xi jumped into the garden, hugged his tail and hid under the bushes for ten seconds, feeling bad, so he came out again.
No.
Hiding in this kind of place, Lou Shi can easily pick him out.
Lions also have a very keen sense of smell.
Hee Hee doesn't want to take a bath!
Hee Hee had to find a way.
Chen Xi looked around and saw a stretch of straight pines and cypresses around the garden.
Chen Xi's eyes lit up.
well known!
Adult lions are too heavy to climb trees that are taller and whose trunks are not thick.
Chen Xi quickly ran under the pine tree and began to try to climb the tree.
Lou Shi took advantage of the night to squat in a dark corner outside the garden, looking at the group of white balls that were particularly conspicuous in the night.
Chen Xi is working very hard to climb the tree.
Not to mention 7 minutes, 10 minutes have passed, and the kitten, who is not familiar with the climbing action of the awakened body, still failed to climb the first main branch of the pine and cypress.
Lou Shi looked at the cat cub who was persistently attacking the tree trunk, thought for a while, and decided to change the release of water into flood discharge.
He lay down slowly, looked at Chen Xi's endless struggle, and yawned.
It took Chenxi a long time to climb the tree smoothly.
He felt as if he had a much deeper understanding of this strange body.
There is a kind of—
Chen Xi thought about it carefully, and felt that to describe it more precisely, it was a very strange sense of control.
He is lying on the branch, the cat is small and the tree is thick, this small nest is enough for him to roll on it!
it is good!
It is impossible for Lou Shi to come up!
Lou Shi, who was lying on the outside of the garden, got up at this moment and walked under the tree where Chen Xi was staying.
He looked up.
Kitty peeked out from between the branches.
Lou Shi typed: "I found you."
Chen Xi proudly raised her chest, and typed: "Boss, you said you caught it, but finding it doesn't count."
Lou Shi gave a meal.
The kitten was so courageous that he even dared to catch words with him.
If he really wants to catch it, he just needs to knock down the tree.
This is easy for Lou Shi in the awakened body state.
But Lou Shi didn't do that, he got down under the tree, obviously he was going to sit here and wait for the cat.
It is impossible for Chen Xi not to come down.
Chen Xi also realized this. He squatted on the branch of the tree, looked at the big lion below, with its tail hanging down under the branch, and tickled it anxiously.
He finally typed: "Boss, when will our training end?"
Lou Shi replied slowly: "Dawn."
Chen Xi: "...OK."
Isn't it just sleeping on a tree! !
Hee Hee would rather sleep on a tree than take a bath!
Chen Xi lay down on the branch, and closed her eyes without hesitation.
Lou Shi shook his ears, and when he heard the rustling sounds in the tree disappear, he also closed his eyes and meditated.
It seems that Chen Xi really doesn't like touching water.
Lou Shi thought, the kitten is so bold, he dared to sleep on the tree for the first time, and he was not afraid of falling and breaking his neck.
Lou Shi stood guard under the tree, his ears pricked up vigilantly, ready to catch the cat cub who rolled down the tree after sleeping.
Chen Xi didn't know about his boss's silent thoughtfulness, scratched his little belly, grunted, and slept extremely soundly.
Lou Shi received a video request in the middle of the night.
He took a look, it was his second captain.
Lou Shi turned the volume to the minimum and connected the video.
"Boss!" The captain became very nervous after seeing Lou Shi's projection turned out to be an awakened body.
They all know that Lou Shi seldom changes back to the awakened body—because something went wrong in the awakening back then, and although the combat power will increase a lot by turning back to the awakened body, the impact on emotions will also rise linearly.
Once Lou Shibiao got up and almost demolished their own base.
Lou Shi typed slowly: "Say."
The captain looked at Lou Shi carefully, convinced that he was in a very normal mood now, even peaceful, and was so moved that he almost shed tears.
Depend on.
Thank goodness!
Finally, I don't have to worry about returning to the base one day and finding that my base has been demolished by the boss.
There is no need to worry that one day I will be chopped off by my boss who has lost his mind.
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness!
The captain quickly reported the situation.
"I just met Rebby at the tavern," he said.
Ruby is the lop-eared rabbit who regards Lou Shi as his mortal enemy.
Lou Shi raised his eyelids: "Huh?"
"He said he didn't believe you would be willing to be ordinary, and clamored to find you..."
Before the captain finished speaking, he saw his leader standing up and catching something falling from a high place.
White, small.
It's a kitten.
The cat fell from the tree and landed on the thick and thick mane of the male lion. The horror of falling from a high altitude still remained on its face. He stretched his legs forward and stepped on the top of Lou Shi's head.
The captain gasped.
It felt like the cat was about to splatter blood on the spot in the next second!
Old swan! !
This is Lou Shi's head! ! !
Lou Shi felt that Chen Xi seemed to be frightened, and stood motionless above his head.
He didn't bother to care about it, he just shifted his gaze to the captain again.
The captain subconsciously picked up the previous words, and said stumblingly: "He, he said that you must be the girl in the golden house who is soaked in tenderness, and I'm going to kill that girl to make you suffer for the rest of your life..."
Lou Shi heard the words, thought for a moment, and felt that it was right to say so.
He shook his head, looked at the kitten who had been shaken off by him, and held it down with one paw.
The captain tentatively asked, "Boss, is this...?"
Lou Shi thought for a while and typed with one paw: "Jiao He Wen Wen Xiang."
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