he's not, he's not

The homeroom teacher really believed in the saying that habits become natural. I have seen a lot of good parents who don't look like four or six. This level of jokes is like listening to him fart. There is no reaction in my heart, and I don't even bother to laugh.

He only cares about one thing: "Where's the wine?"

The excellent parent handed him a bottle of pineapple beer.

Class teacher: "...is this your good wine?"

The excellent parent seemed not to hear, and said with the donkey's lip to the horse's mouth: "Is there anything you want to eat?"

Class teacher: "What?"

Good parent: "Cook."

It's okay to drink together, but what's the matter with two old men cooking together?The teacher in charge looked at the pineapple beer and then at him, but couldn't figure out what the method was for a while.

The outstanding parent ignored his gaze, opened the refrigerator door and glanced up and down: "Let's have a drink first. After dinner, there must be some appetizers. Let me see... stew a fish for you?"

He was wearing a shirt and trousers, with his waist high and his legs long, leaning on the door of the refrigerator, as if some kind of kitchen play was about to be staged in the next moment. The class teacher withdrew cautiously: "Don't eat."

Excellent parent: "Here's a bag of crocodile meat."

head teacher:"……"

Class teacher: "What the hell are you doing?"

The excellent parent laughed, and showed him the bag of crocodiles: "Edible."

Twenty minutes later, the fish soup stewed on the stove was gurgling and steaming, and the head teacher was leaning on the refrigerator to drink pineapple beer, looking at the sweet and sour ribs on the counter with complicated eyes.

He didn't know how to describe how he felt at the moment. An excellent parent was a wicked person who could always push and pull the situation into unreasonable situations.What's even more wicked is that he actually felt relaxed in the smell of oily smoke.

It has been a long time since he had a peaceful home-cooked meal.

"Is it fragrant?"

The excellent parent suddenly approached from behind, taking advantage of the head teacher's unpreparedness, took a sip of beer over his shoulder.

head teacher:"……"

Be safe ass.

He threw the can into the trash can, turned around and was about to go out, but was dragged back by the excellent parent who raised his hand and gave him two green onions.

"Peel it off for me."

Just pulled out, there is still mud hanging on the beard.

Class teacher: "Where did you pull it out?"

The excellent parent pointed back: "In the flower pot on the balcony."

head teacher:"……"

There are already too many strange things.It seems that there is nothing strange about it.

It was rare for the two of them to start the peace mode, and they jointly cooked a dinner with three dishes and one soup. The head teacher contributed two green onions, a handful of garlic, and half a cucumber.

Excellent parents didn't let him touch the frying pan, thinking that he "looked at it with both hands and his body was not working hard".

Only when the food was served on the table did the excellent parents show off the real ones, and all the "red and white" dishes were put on the table, so that the head teacher could drink freely.

After drinking for three rounds and eating five flavors, the stomachs of both of them were warm and relaxed. The outstanding parents got up and leaned on the terrace to light a cigarette. This was the first time that the topic of the school was brought up, asking: "What do you say to the principal?" ?”

The homeroom teacher supported his head with one hand, and held the glass with the other. His capacity for alcohol was really good. He poured it into his stomach like drinking water without appearing drunk.

"How can I say it, let me stay silent."

"What do you think?"

The teacher in charge was silent for a while, then asked him, "What do you think?"

Excellent parents laughed: "Suddenly found that I am a force you can rely on?"

The class teacher turned his head and poured wine: "Isn't it good to be a person?"

"Let's play a game." The excellent parent said suddenly.

The class teacher's cheeks were a little red, and he looked at him: "What?"

Excellent parent: "I'll ask you a few questions, and if I'm right, you can take a step toward me."

Class teacher: "Isn't that right?"

Good Parents: "Take a step back then."

"how about you?"

"I'm right here."

"Are you not moving?"

The excellent parent smiled: "Well, don't move."

The head teacher thought for two seconds, his face was numb: "Does this game mean anything to me?"

"Relax, let you empty your mind." The excellent parent put the wine glass on the balcony, leaned on it in a more comfortable position, and smirked at the head teacher, "Did I ask?"

Anyway, tonight is useless.The head teacher persuaded himself and nodded: "Speak."

The excellent parent looked at him from a distance and said, "You like your job and you like to write stories."

The head teacher glanced at him suspiciously and took a step forward.

"You want to find a balance between those two things."

This is real.The class teacher took a sip of wine and took another step.

"You don't understand how things have come to this point, and you don't know how it will develop in the future."

The head teacher took another step forward, and said coolly: "It's amazing, what you said is useful."

The excellent parents were happy: "You like to eat the dishes I cook."

Class teacher: "...the face is quite big."

Seeing that there was less than one meter left in front of him, he took a small step cautiously.But even if it was just a small step, the distance became too close, so close that the head teacher could smell the red wine from the outstanding parents.

"It's over. Stop playing."

He was about to turn around, but was pulled by the arm by the excellent parent. "The last sentence."

Behind him is the pouring night sky, his eyes are as rich as the night sky, and his eyes suddenly become deep and soft.

"Stay with me."

He said.

The head teacher let go for a second, really only a second, and then he smiled expressionlessly and said, "You should have heard the story of 'Wolf is coming'."

He raised his foot to step back, but the excellent parent straightened up and took a step forward, resolutely picked him up, and filled the final distance between the two.

"Oh. Then you have to be prepared." He smiled deeply in the head teacher's ear: "This time the wolf is really here."

A wine-flavored kiss landed firmly.

At this moment, downstairs in the community.

You Xiaoxiu made a video call at home with a bitter face: "Who is at home, press the elevator for me quickly, I can't get up without the access card, auntie, dad, who is at home to answer the phone..."