he's not, he's not

You Xiaoxiu panicked, and blurted out: "No, no, I hit a pig! Four or four, are you alright?"

Sisi stared at him incredulously.

Everyone: "..."

Class teacher: "You are so talented."

He sighed again: "It is rare to find a child who can pick up Zhao Benshui's sketches like this."

Excellent parent: "I always took him to watch when I was a child, and I waited for Uncle Benshui in the Spring Festival Gala."

"You also like to read old sketches?" Sansan was very excited: "I will always love Teacher Fan Wei!"

You Xiaoxiu: "What? I like happy chrysanthemums."

Si Si lay on the ground, in grief and indignation: "Are you guys sick?!"

Untiing the two on the ground and helping them up, the excellent parent still patted Sisi on the shoulder to comfort him: "The child is stupid, take care of him. Didn't break it? I'll let him take care of you all the way this afternoon."

Sisi had a strong desire to survive and ran away in a hurry.

You Xiaoxiu wanted to get into the elevator, and You Xiaoxiu's parents brought him back: "Why are you going?"

"Sister Sansan's umbrella is with me, I'll get it for her."

Sansan walked to the door of the hotel, and shouted from a distance: "Oh, no need, I'll get in the car first, and you all come quickly, is that Xiao Wang? Who is stretching your neck to remind me?"

Xiao Wang's voice came faintly: "There is no 'bar'!"

With an idea, You Xiaoxiu limped on the spot, leaned against the wall with an "ahhh" and said, "No, I twisted my feet." He looked at the two adults bitterly, with "I don't want to go" on his face desire.

Poor acting, too many grooves.Class teacher comments.

He waved his hand to let You Xiaoxiu roll up, and issued a death notice: "Then you two are idle, and each of you has two sets of papers. Go to my place to report on ideological work at night."

You Xiaoxiu: "..."

The squad leader on the 12th floor sneezed blankly.

Excellent parents are in a panic: "I will go later, it will be so noisy that no one can take a good bath."

The head teacher and You Xiaoxiu: "..."

Why is this father the same as the one he picked up?

The elevator door slowly closed, the head teacher took a look at the excellent parent who pretended to be a loving father, and thought that You Xiaoxiu, a poor child, had not inherited any of his father's big-tailed wolf genes.

He imagined the situation upstairs, and said to the outstanding parents amusedly: "Guess what You Xiaoxiu will say to the monitor when he goes up."

"How to say?"

"He will definitely say that there is a bad news and a good news. The bad news is that there are two sets of papers to be done this afternoon, and the good news is 'I'm back to take care of you'."

The excellent parent smiled and commented: "Both are bad news, right?"

"..."

The teacher in charge agreed heartily, but hesitated to speak at the same time: "Did you pick him up from someone else's nest?"

Excellent parents laughed.

Two urging horns sounded, and Xiao Wang stuck his head out of the bus, his mouth twisted in anger: When are the couple going to talk? !

The squad leader who received two "bad news" couldn't laugh or cry.

He held the doorknob with one hand, and stretched his other hand into his clothes to scratch his belly, comforting the frustrated You Xiaoxiu: "What are you afraid of doing the paper, it's like eating. Come in quickly, your forehead is sweating, isn't it hot outside?"

You Xiaoxiu smiled happily, took off her shirt when she entered the room, covered her head in the clothes and yelled: "It's hot, I melted before I left the hotel, they are all in high spirits."

The class monitor's mobile phone "Ding Dong" is an interactive reminder from friends who are related to each other on Weibo.

He told You Xiaoxiu to "take a shower to cool off" while turning on his phone, and saw @——

"As soon as I got out of the elevator, I was hit by the boss's son, and I fell on my back. @大大@二二@三三@The bosses hurriedly gathered around and discussed enthusiastically whether it was a pig hitting a tree or me hitting a pig, and finally came to the conclusion that they all like this book Uncle Shui. Me: ???"

You don't need to guess to know that this must be said by the head teacher.

The squad leader laughed and commented: Don't touch porcelain, I'm not here.And I like happy chrysanthemums.

A ton of comments flooded in.

I'm Xiao Wang: Hahahahahaha I heard that.Sure enough, it's not that the whole family doesn't taste the same chrysanthemum (dog head).

The homeroom teacher frowned deeply while swiping his phone, and turned to look at Xiao Wang: "You can save you by being a dog's head?"

Xiao Wang: "..."

*The title stalk comes from the Spring Festival Gala skit "Kung Fu"

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