he's not, he's not

The head teacher took a deep breath, and all kinds of badly written danmei routines flashed through his mind, and his eyes turned black: "How did you find out? What did you do?"

You Xiaoxiu didn't sleep all night, her IQ was not very high, she realized what the head teacher meant after a while, and immediately jumped up in embarrassment, saying frantically, "It's not that we don't!"

"I deduced it from his novels," he murmured.

The teacher in charge had no expression on his face, and turned to pick up the corn.

You Xiaoxiu carried a plate and followed him around, analyzing his deduction with the teacher in charge.After chattering for a long time, the class teacher finally screened out three valid sentences from his mouth——

You Xiaoxiu read a certain article by the monitor.

This article has a strong sense of substitution and is full of meaty fragrance.

And it is No.1 called the main subject.

"Teacher, you can't imagine my feelings at all. That Shou is a top student, as good as the class monitor, and also a three-good student representative and an excellent league cadre." He shook his head sadly at the class teacher: "Is my head a little green?"

I only see a lot of drama on your head.

Class teacher: "The first person only serves the story, so don't be surprised. Besides, people may be straight or crooked."

And how did you position yourself as a good attribute?Don't you plan to struggle?

You Xiaoxiu: "But it's so detailed, you must have special experience in sex to write it out, even the nipples of that subject..."

"To shut up!"

You Xiaoxiu sadly stuffed a piece of corn into her mouth.

People around looked over one after another, the head teacher held his chest, wishing he could strangle him to death on the spot.He was already full of stupidity, but he turned cancerous when it came to the squad leader.

"After so many years of reading texts in Chinese books, I can distinguish between stories and reality, and I know how to distinguish between authors and works. Why do you see a bubble in your brain after reading online texts? What's wrong with nine-year compulsory education not being popularized in your home? ?”

The teacher in charge picked up the teacher's prestige and tried to guide him while spraying poison: "Why didn't you think so much when you watched "A Work"?"

God has eyes, and the homeroom teacher did not hesitate to give an example. What he wanted to see was that You Xiaoxiu suddenly realized, with clear mind and eyesight.

Instead of letting him look him up and down stupidly, he hummed in embarrassment: ""A Work" is the main essay...Teacher, are you...not good?"

The head teacher almost didn't come up in one breath.

You Xiaoxiu didn't know that he was on the verge of death, so he imagined the scene of his father being pressed on the bed by the head teacher, with a look of shit on his face: "No, no, it's too bad..." He retched. "……Scared."

The excellent parents and the class monitor came from the other side, just in time to see the head teacher striding away, and You Xiaoxiu stood there holding a plate of corn piled into a pyramid, wanting to cry without tears.

"Xiaoxiu, what's the matter?" The class monitor went over and glanced at the head teacher's murderous back, "You were forced to memorize the text again?"

You Xiaoxiu shook her head, her brows drooping, "I was punished for copying five hundred times."

"Copy what?"

"Pure heart and asceticism."

"..."

Excellent parents let out hearty laughter of abandoning their families and children, and went to the class teacher.You Xiaoxiu watched him go away, with tragic emotions rising in her heart.

I don't know if my dad knows that the head teacher has a great ambition to be a "superior".

He looked at the class monitor beside him who was eating quietly and knew nothing about his inner drama, and bravely made up his mind——

Since my dad can do... vomit for love, then I can also do it for the monitor with tears in my eyes!

With this lofty ambition, he regained his vitality, and quickly touched the monitor's arm and whispered to him: "Squad monitor, do you think the head teacher is above or below?"

"Your family's family affairs... I don't want to talk too much, do I?"

The squad leader turned around with piercing eyes.