he's not, he's not

"Don't you have underwear on?"

The squad leader laughed, and went to the suitcase to take out a roll of individually wrapped disposable underwear for him. Smoke was rumbling above You Xiaoxiu's head, and he opened the door narrowly and stretched out his hand to pick it up.The class monitor didn't have much contact with You Xiaoxiu before, since You Xiaoxiu took the class teacher to tell him to study with him, he found out that this boy is very shy.

He saw You Xiaoxiu's half eye protruding from the crack of the door, the skin from forehead to arm was flushed, and even his fingers were curled up, like a little girl, he couldn't help laughing, took out the underwear Kaiyuan teased him: "Why are you ashamed? You're not a girl."

You Xiaoxiu's scalp exploded, what kind of hooligans are you playing at this time!

"I... give it to me quickly!"

He reached out to the monitor one after another, like a seal. The monitor was so happy that he simply leaned against the door frame and dangled his underwear in front of his fingers.

"What are you afraid of? They are all boys. Come on, come out and get them."

Take a fart, my ass is naked!

You Xiaoxiu couldn’t get it out and couldn’t get out. She was ashamed and impatient, so she just pulled her hand back to close the door. Seeing that she was making people anxious, the squad leader quickly pushed the door open, “Here you are, I won’t bother you.”

You Xiaoxiu never imagined that the squad leader would make such a move. He didn't use much strength at first, but when the door slammed into his head, his feet slipped, he waved his hand twice and failed to catch something, so he fell hard on his buttocks.

It doesn't matter if you fall.

The important thing is that he still has the bird open.

Anyone who has ever fallen on a butt knows what a sour feeling it is, and the squad leader's voice broke: "Xiaoxiu!"

You Xiaoxiu's brain was smashed to pieces, he didn't have time to care about the tailbone, he put his hands back and tried to get up, but he didn't know what kind of slippery thing he pressed on, and he fell on all fours like a bastard who couldn't turn over Struggled up.

You Xiaoxiu: "Ahhhhhh!"

No matter how tugged my heart was, it was rushed by this scene. The squad leader smiled wryly and grabbed You Xiaoxiu's wrist, trying to pull him up, but he was barely able to stand still. On the pair of slippery things, the whole person jumped forward with their buttocks pouted.

This time the gods couldn't hold back, the squad leader seemed to be watching a slow-motion movie, watching You Xiaoxiu knelt down in front of him.

He slammed his face between his legs.

Squad Leader: "..."

You Xiaoxiu: "..."

You Xiaoxiu felt that she should die.

The comment section of the authors on the homepage of Weibo is basically wailing. Half of the big guys in the circle come to collect the news, and the other half of the fans who come to collect the news are cut off. Only three, three, four or four fans are carnival: Yu Truth or Dare, driving like crazy.

The homeroom teacher stared at the bamboo shower curtain of Dili Tala, and cursed at the hotel designer in his heart: Why don't we just separate the bamboo strips by half a meter wide, and just expose the big ass of that old coquette?

Annoyed, he turned the stool over, turned his back to the bathroom, and typed.

How is the Great God made?I'd rather cut off my head than cut off my hair.

He used today's tragic situation as motivation, and tortured outstanding parents as supporting characters in the novel.

Just as he was feeling refreshed, a voice came from the bathroom: "Teacher class, is it convenient for Fang to help me?"

Class teacher: "It's not convenient."

The excellent parent didn't make any more noise, and the sound of water in the bathroom didn't stop. The homeroom teacher was a little surprised that the stinky hooligan didn't continue to pester him. When he turned his head, he saw a big bird swinging towards him, and at the same time, there was another Changing a bath towel for RMB [-], the owner of the bird said shamelessly: "I'll come if you don't feel comfortable going there. Come on, teacher in class can rub my back for me."

The homeroom teacher rested his fingers on the keyboard and remained silent for a long time.