he's not, he's not

The homeroom teacher's mind seemed to have been squeezed by a juicer, with a proud sneer on his face, his heart collapsed into the East African Rift Valley, echoing three big words: play off.

What to do, is it too late to say "withdraw" now?

The excellent parent appreciated the head teacher's reaction, stretched out his hand to catch the cigarette ash that he almost dropped, and laughed: "You're kidding."

"Whoring, it's just whoring, it's a low-level pursuit." He changed his tone and looked at the class teacher with interest, "If the class teacher only thinks that I want to whore, then it will humiliate my intention."

Who wants to cherish your heart?Shall I let it be turned into mud and dust as soon as possible?

"Wait a minute, You Xiaoxiu's father." The head teacher collected his thoughts, pretending that he was correcting a composition that was wrong.

"Although my side job is writing gay novels, it doesn't mean I have any inclinations in this area."

Excellent parents expressed their understanding.

Then they fell into silence.

"..." Class teacher: "You understand what I mean?"

"Understood." The excellent parent sighed meaningfully: "My son may have thought the same way before."

Who is it because of your son singing and dancing?

But when it comes to You Xiaoxiu, the homeroom teacher really doesn't understand one thing: "Since your orientation is male, then You Xiaoxiu...?"

"Who said my orientation is a man?"

The homeroom teacher made a "stop, stop" gesture, and said with a blank expression: "It goes without saying the earthy love story, half of the classic quotations in the circle are all written by me."

Good parents are not disturbed: "I just picked you by chance."

The squad leader and You Xiaoxiu, who were lying at the door with stacked paper cups and eavesdropping: "..."

Class monitor: "It's so embarrassing..."

You Xiaoxiu: "...I also feel..."

"Sure enough, the Dimensional Wall is unbreakable..."

"I feel so too……"

head teacher:"……"

"In a sense, you have constituted sexual harassment in the workplace." He said slowly.

Excellent parents were a little surprised this time: "Haven't you experienced this in school?"

"no!"

School is a place of holiness and learning!Scum like you can't even get in!

The head teacher was playing the piano to the cow, unable to communicate at all, he leaned back in his chair tiredly, and said: "Usually, my identity is the head teacher of Youxiaoxiu, and my identity on the Internet is a novel writer. Xiu's parents are also the boss of the company I contracted with, so I hope there is still some respect for each other."

"Let me just say it directly—" His stern brows and eyes were narrowed, and the corners of his eyes were folded with a cold light that repelled people thousands of miles away.

"If you really make it too difficult for me, I don't guarantee that things will not be too ugly."

An excellent parent put on an expression of respect for an excellent boss to an employee's proposal: "Does Teacher Ban mean 'orange flavor'? It's really because I said it badly."

The head teacher is indifferent: "Not only. There are also..."

You took off your pants to me on the cable car.

A small voice in my heart retorted: You let him take it off.

You touch my leg.

——It is to wipe the water for you.

You sleep in the same room with me deeply.

——It was you who stopped him when he was about to walk.

—He didn't peek at you taking a shower.

You're blatantly showing off to me.

—he was just peeing.

You made me lose my horse, and it was miserable.

——You went to sign the sale yourself.

Good parents are all ears: "Huh?"

head teacher:"……"