he's not, he's not

An excellent homeroom teacher never speaks human words, and even taunts: "Even if the chicks are not cooked, they can't hatch. Have you learned biology yet?"

With a heartache, You Xiaoxiu peeled off the egg and put it in her mouth: "This is the egg the monitor gave me..."

"If it's cooked, it's not the egg he gave you?"

"..."

"Aren't you quite forgetful about eating?"

You Xiaoxiu: "..."

Excellent parent: "..."

The excellent parent patted You Xiaoxiu on the shoulder to hide his guilty conscience: "There are a lot of eggs here, and I will buy you a basket to take home later."

The teacher in charge praised that the father didn't even bat an eye when talking about his son.His conscience as an "accomplice" was finally awakened a little, and he said to You Xiaoxiu gently, "I'll buy you a basket too."

The excellent parent let out an "hey" and said, "How can I let the class teacher spend money?"

The head teacher entered the role in a second: "It should. As a teacher, you must lead by example in the face of right and wrong..."

They were chatting, You Xiaoxiu was caught in the middle, wanting to cry, he swallowed the eggs, thinking that it was just a basket of eggs, and these two people even fought for each other.

Besides, what do I want your eggs for?

There was a burst of bluffing nearby, several people surrounded Sisi like a wedding procession, everyone was secretly excited, only Sisi had nothing to love.

The squad leader got a popsicle stick from somewhere, and brought one to You Xiaoxiu, and asked him why he held his phone for so long, and most of the four and four lost another round.

You Xiaoxiu remembered the "drinking cup" with the class monitor just now, and his broken soul was repaired immediately. He put the cup on the table, took the exact same popsicle with great care, and added a play: it's still a couple's.

Xiao Wang poked Sisi beside him: "Hurry up, Daddy, say what you want to say."

"Wow!" Everyone stopped their chopsticks to watch the excitement.

The homeroom teacher was also interested in it, but when he saw Xiao Wang frowning desperately in his direction, his eyelids twitched inexplicably.

You Xiaoxiu asked curiously, "What's the punishment on April [-] this time?"

"You'll know it when you hear it." The squad leader said enthusiastically, "Great! Don't forget to shout out the majestic momentum!"

"..." Sisi breathed a sigh of relief, and as expected, he aimed at the class teacher as if he was dead, and shouted: "Little brother, little brother, do you code? I am eight thousand seven!"

I used too much force and broke a sound.

After a moment of silence, everyone—especially the editors burst into laughter.

You Xiaoxiu didn't expect to hear such a sentence, his arm propped on the edge of the table slipped, the homeroom teacher suddenly felt the cold in his crotch, looked down, You Xiaoxiu's cup was poured on the table, and the ice soda in it was splashed On his crotch, the positioning is precise, and no water leaks.

You Xiaoxiu raised her hand and hugged her head.

The outstanding parents who witnessed all this reacted quickly, without saying a word, they took out a tissue and covered the place where the class teacher needed help, and took a deep look at You Xiaoxiu while covering——

Dutiful son.