he's not, he's not

The homeroom teacher is a young man with a cold face and an abstinent temperament. He is extremely strict in class management. He thinks that all excellence that is not based on grades is just playing tricks. There is no room for a grain of sand that "does not learn".

No one knows that such a class teacher has a little secret - he is a person who secretly writes pornography on the Internet - not ordinary pornography, but homosexuality.

The head teacher is strict in educating children at school during the day, and at night when he returns home, he writes and writes four thousand a day, and sometimes he can do both when he is interested.After finishing writing, post out the full-screen "uh-uh-uh" update, light a cigarette and enjoy the readers' "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".After smoking a cigarette, turn off the computer and change homework.

Frowning while correcting, when will this group of students be able to write a composition well, there are too many language problems and bad reviews.

One after another, the school held a general meeting that day, and the head teacher won the seventh "Excellent Head Teacher" pennant. He came to the stage and made a casual speech. Then, according to the procedure, the outstanding student representatives of their class came to the stage to express their passion. After a speech, the outstanding student representative and the outstanding parent representative also came to the stage to make a speech.

The head teacher looked at the elegant man with an elite style on the rostrum from the audience, silently thinking about it wrong, how come I have no impression of this parent at all?I also thought, this person looks like a dog in a suit and tie, it is suitable to write him in the article first like this and then like that.

The excellent parent spoke gracefully on the stage, and the head teacher looked upright and obsessed off the stage, and was fantasizing about it. The excellent parent suddenly looked at him and smiled like an old fox: "It is essential, of course. I want to thank the child's class teacher and class teacher, I admire his temperament and teaching."

The students in the class applauded thunderously, and the class teacher nodded slightly to the outstanding parents.

Then he tilted his head and asked the outstanding student next to him: "This is your father? Why haven't I seen it before the parent meeting."

The outstanding student said carelessly: "Yes, they were both my mother before, but now they are divorced, and my custody rights have been awarded to my father."

The head teacher nodded, thinking, yes, your dad looks like a gay guy.

Then he drove wildly in his mind.

After the meeting, the head teacher didn't intend to give the students a little time to be lazy, and directed the whole class to go back to class for self-study.

When he was leaving the auditorium, he was stopped by someone.

Excellent parent: "Teacher class, hello."

The head teacher looked back at the man who was still shaking birds in his head just now, with a calm face: "Hello, Youxiaoxiu's father."

The outstanding parent looks handsome from a distance, and even more charming from a close up. He erupts male hormones in the crowd, attracting matriarchs, female students, and female employees to turn their heads frequently.

Excellent parent: "Teacher class, I want to ask you about my son's study situation. I have been busy with work before, and I owe him a lot. I am not afraid of your jokes. This is the first time I have come to school for my child."

The head teacher smiled lightly: "It's understandable. Come to the office to talk."

They walked through the crowd towards the office. The office building was behind the auditorium and they needed to pass a small playground.

There were not many people in the small playground, only the students who detoured back in groups of twos and threes.

The outstanding parent suddenly opened his mouth leisurely, and said in a volume that only the two of them could hear: "Mr. Class, I have something and I want to ask you."

The class teacher turned around and asked with his eyes.

The excellent parents squinted their eyes, half-smiled, but their words were turbulent: "A work, is it your work?"

This is the most famous base novel by the head teacher. It has a big background, a good plot, and a spicy and meaty flavor. It is regarded as a classic in the circle.

The teacher in charge said blankly: "...I'm not, I don't."