Married to the Uncle of Love Rival

The day when Jiang Cheng and [Ice and Snow Glazed Dream] met soon arrived, and it happened to be the day before he and Cui Min went to France for a trip.

Therefore, Jiang Cheng used the reason of "you need to go home to pack and pack" to push Cui Min out of the room confidently, humming a ditty, and began to dress up with greasy hair and powder face in front of the two-meter full-length mirror. shape.

"Beauty, do you want a date?"

No, too frivolous!

"It's an honor to be friends with a beauty like you."

Still not good, too serious, not conducive to follow-up development.

"I never believed in a beautiful girl who is good at playing games until I met you!"

Eh!

This seems to be very good.

……

After a lot of tossing, Jiang Cheng turned himself into a coquettish peacock, stuffed a box of condoms in his trouser pocket, drove a limited edition Bat sports car, loaded with lotus root powder roses with petals and dew, and happily came to the appointment.

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Parking the ultra-stylish global limited-edition sports car in front of the antique mansion, Jiang Cheng took a deep breath, walked out of the sports car with a rose in his hand, and said to the waiter who was obviously a trainee: "Where is the third box?"

"Are you Mr. Jiang? Please follow me."

The little brother pretending to be a waiter smiled and led Jiang Cheng into the mansion decorated in the style of the Republic of China, walked through the corridor with the portraits of the ancestors of the Cui family on both sides, and walked into a luxurious room that should be called a hall instead of a room. On the rococo sofa, a certain fan who looked down and played with her mobile phone said loli, "Mr. Jiang is here."

"Ah."

Loli didn't look up and continued playing with her phone.

Jiang Cheng saw that Loli's arms were thin and long, and his long legs were curled into two legs, wearing imaginative white stockings. Immediately, the rice bug came to his head, his nose was hot, and he slid on his knees for 30 meters, ignoring the laws of physics. Rose Proposal.

"Mengmeng! I love you!"

"you sure?"

The pink-haired loli raised her head, revealing a sharp-edged face that no matter how skilled a makeup artist is, it can't conceal the essence of a man!

"—Ah! Shemale!"

Jiang Cheng was frightened and screamed.

"Just now you said you love me, why don't you love me now?"

The younger brother, who was ordered to wear women's clothes and Jiang Cheng's mask, asked sinisterly, tearing off the crystal manicure that was temporarily pasted on his nails, with a smile on his face, "If you dare to say you don't love me, I'll kill you" written in his eyes.

Jiang Cheng: "...I...Of course I love you! I didn't expect your appearance to be so...slightly different from my expectations...I'm so stupid! Really! I should know that you play the game so well Well, how could it be a girl! I—ah!"

Jiang Cheng, who was hit hard by Yue Kuabu, was so painful that his eyes were about to pop out of their sockets.

The younger brother in women's clothing bestowed on him: "My favorite e-sports player Xiao Liu is a girl!"

"...I'm sorry!"

Jiang Cheng wants to cry but has no tears.

He didn't expect that [Frozen Glass Dream] was a man, and he was also a transvestite!

If I had known that Cui Min had given her account to a transvestite, why would I offer it so warmly!

The more Jiang Cheng thought about it, the more regretful he became.

The younger brother in women's clothing was very dedicated, and smiled and said "accepted" Jiang Cheng's rose, and then asked Jiang Cheng: "Are you really embarrassed by Brother Cui a few days ago?"

Brother Cui? !

Jiang Cheng was so cold by this name that he seemed to be walking in the North Pole in a summer suit in winter. Every pore on his body was cold, and his teeth were chattering.

"You, you, you are..."

"Haven't you discovered that I'm actually hanging out with Brother Cui?"

The younger brother in women's clothing held back his laughter so much that he almost hurt internally.

Jiang Cheng: "I...I..."

"Don't worry, sister Cui Min doesn't know about you asking me out for dinner!"

The younger brother in women's clothing set Jiang Cheng up according to the script.

Jiang Cheng was overjoyed when he heard the words: "Really?"

"Well, but—"

"But what?"

"Brother Cui already knows."

The younger brother in women's clothing slowly spit out the second half.

"...!!!"

Jiang Cheng subconsciously wanted to run away, but——

He turned around, and there were several waiters from Lianjiazi standing at the door of Box No. [-]; looking forward, the window of the box was sealed with a layer of anti-theft steel bars;

Jiang Cheng was in a hurry, dancing and posing, what kind of mantis boxing, Xingyi, Jeet kune do, and muttering in his mouth: "Don't mess around! I have practiced it! I...I..."

"What me! I just want to treat you to a meal!"

Cui Hao's voice sounded from the back of Jiang Cheng's head, and then, a steady and powerful palm patted Jiang Cheng's shoulder, which was convulsed with nervousness.

Snapped!

Jiang Cheng, who was dancing and practicing the family figure just now, was slapped and sat on the ground, and the condom rolled out of his trouser pocket.

Cui Hao glanced at the small blue-purple box on the ground, speechless: "You are really..."

"It's not what you think it is!"

Jiang Cheng was quick to wit, and frantically argued: "I just want to meet and have a meal with my friends who play games, I don't... I don't..."

"Then why do you carry a condom with you?"

"Because the condom is very practical! When the fuel tank leaks, you can use the condom, and there are..."

In order to see the sun tomorrow, Jiang Cheng memorized all the other uses of condoms he could think of, leaving Cui Hao speechless and Cui Hao's younger brothers even more speechless.

finally--

"...In short, I definitely don't wear a condom to do shameful things with Mengmeng!"

Jiang Cheng looked at Cui Hao sincerely.

Cui Hao couldn't bear it immediately, and said to the showdown: "Actually, I have been using the account [Frozen Glass Dream] for the past two months."

"—You are using it!"

Jiang Cheng was fried.

He wanted to travel back to the self who helped Cui Min register a game account three months ago and strangled to death!

What does it mean to lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot!

This is!Bloody!Lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot!

"I'm so stupid, really." Jiang Cheng raised his dull eyes and said, "I just knew that playing games together could promote the relationship between me and Cui Min, but I didn't expect that the account I registered for Cui Min would be blocked by Cui Min." Take it for her brother...the most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say to Cui Min-you go, I don’t want to play games with you ...If I have to add a time limit to this promise, I hope it will be 1 years..."

"Brother, there seems to be something wrong with this kid, it can't be..."

Seeing that Jiang Cheng was talking nonsense, the younger brothers were worried that he would not be able to stand the stimulation and would go crazy on the spot.

"It's okay, he pretended."

Cui Hao spoke slowly.

He knew that Jiang Cheng was an old fritter, and he would not go crazy because of such a trivial matter. The nonsense he said at the moment was all pretending to be crazy and stupid.

Cui Hao’s words made Jiang Cheng’s Xianglin’s sister-in-law unable to continue her speech, she simply broke the can and said, "...what do you want to do to me! Please! Give me a clear explanation! You can kill or cut! I think Fuck! Just don’t hang on to me like this!”

"I want to tell you that you are not worthy of my sister!"

Cui Hao spoke word by word.

Jiang Cheng was overjoyed: "You are right! I am not worthy of your sister! I am not worthy of her from the beginning to the end! I will break up with her right now!"

"no!"

Cui Hao said: "You can't break up with her now!"

"why?"

Jiang Cheng was puzzled: "It's you who said I'm not good enough for her, and it's you who forbid me to break up with her! Brother! Can you give me an accurate answer!"

"can!"

Cui Hao thought for a while and said: "Since my father passed away, Xiao Min hasn't been as happy as she is now. So I know you are not good enough for her, you are a scumbag all day long, but I still hope you can stay with her Be around, at least, during the days when you and she go to France to play, you have to make her happy! Until she meets someone who can make her happy more than you!"

"This……"

Jiang Cheng didn't want to agree.

Cui Hao smiled: "You are an adult, you have the right to choose, I will not force it."

"really?"

"Ah."

Cui Hao nodded kindly.

Jiang Cheng: "But it is clearly written on your face that if I dare to refuse, you will blow my brain out with a punch!"

"so--"

"I promise! Isn't it okay if I promise!"

Jiang Chengcheng almost knelt down to Cui Hao.

Cui Hao nodded in satisfaction and asked Jiang Cheng to sit down.

Jiang Cheng didn't dare to sit down, and said, "I still have something to do, I want to..."

"But when you set off in the morning, you told [Bingxue Liulimeng] that you were free all day."

Cui Hao pressed Jiang Cheng's shoulders with both hands, forcing him to sit down!

Jiang Cheng: ~~~~(>_<)~~~~

……

……

In the evening, Jiang Cheng, who was tortured physically and mentally, dragged his lead back to the hotel. Unexpectedly, Cui Min was full of energy, and hugged him with a hug behind him. Jiang Cheng was caught off guard and almost knelt down!

Cui Min: "What's the matter with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

"No! No!"

Jiang Cheng slapped his swollen face to pretend to be fat.

Cui Min knew that Sao Bao had been taught by his elder brother all day today, and seeing that he was only trying to whitewash the peace, he deliberately said: "Are you all right? Your face is so ugly."

"Really? It must be because I didn't sleep well last night!"

Jiang Cheng smirked.

"Oh, I didn't sleep well..."

Cui Min asked: "By the way, have you ever gone out during the day?"

"Huh? You during the day—"

"After I put away my things, I called you to invite you to have afternoon tea, but you didn't answer my call, so I had to come to the hotel to find you. The waiter said that you left at nine o'clock in the morning..."

Cui Min was half complaining and half talking coquettishly.

If it was normal, Jiang Cheng would not hesitate to give his girlfriend a loving hug when he saw his girlfriend acting coquettishly.

But he was still escorted by Cui Hao to the male morality class until half an hour ago!

The eight-hour male Durban special training made him completely ascetic towards Cui Min, and he did not dare to deviant, let alone deviant behavior.

"...Hey! Why don't you talk! Are you thinking about the little fairy outside!"

Cui Min noticed that Jiang Cheng was distracted, and grabbed his ear and yelled.

Jiang Cheng hurriedly apologized: "I...I didn't...I played games all night yesterday and went to meet with netizens during the day..."

"Netizen? Male and female!"

"Of course it's a man! It's a fat ugly man who likes to wear women's clothes! Ah! My eyes! My eyes have been torn all day today! Fortunately, I got you to save me when I got back to the hotel! Xiao Min, you really My angel! Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo up!"

Jiang Cheng opened his eyes frantically and spoke nonsense.

Cui Min: Hehe!