Married to the Uncle of Love Rival

The son is almost six years old, Luo Wei decided to give him a gift.

But thinking that this little kid kept making himself uncomfortable before he was born, Luo Wei felt that he couldn't give Luo Jian'ai an ordinary gift.

Just when the father was having a headache about what gift to give the baby, Jian Anran walked to her side with her mobile phone and said with emotion: "In a blink of an eye, the baby will be almost six years old."

"Yes." Luo Wei nodded, "Sometimes I even feel that he was just born yesterday."

"It's not..."

Jian Anran turned on the phone, pointed to her wrinkled son and said, "Look, he was only a little older when he was born."

"Ah."

Luo Wei lowered his head, looked at the cutie in the video who was so small that he could lift it up with only one hand, and said, "It would be great if I could stay so small for the rest of my life!"

"I think he'll be cute when he grows up."

Jane Anran clicked on the next video.

In this video, the baby has grown up and will lie in the nurse's arms with a sweet smile, like a little angel who fell into the world by mistake.

"I even drew a picture to celebrate the baby smiling at me for the first time."

Jian Anran spoke enthusiastically, and released the angel painting he made for the baby. The baby in the painting is round and plump, with a pair of small wings that are too fat to fly, so cute that he scolds the baby at least a hundred times a day. The cheating Luo Wei has to admit——

The child who fused the excellent genes of him and his wife was really different.

"...Unfortunately, it didn't take long for the kid to start crawling around."

Jian Anran said with some regret, and the video on the phone was switched to the next one.

The motor nerves of the baby's hands and feet are gradually developed. He dances, babbles and speaks the baby's star language, crawls around, and sometimes even tries to climb out of the cradle's guardrail to explore the unknown vast world.

"Since then, this kid's diaper has become more and more stinky!"

Luo Wei was indignant.

Jian Anran smiled and poked his elbow: "However, you still bought all the baby bottles and diapers on the market, and tested them one by one."

"Because I'm bored."

Luo Wei said with a smile.

It's not just boring.

Although he always scolds the brat as a cheater, in his heart he loves this baby no less than anyone else, and he is unambiguous about every bit of the baby.

Before the child was born, he enrolled in early childhood education classes, resolutely not to hold back his wife.

After the baby was born, he took care of the baby with the nannies. As long as the baby's mouth was flattened to show the state of crying, he would immediately put the pacifier into the baby's small mouth, hold the baby, and coax him to eat milk.

He also learned to change diapers with one hand.

Because he wants to be a qualified baby daddy, Luo Wei does not forget to go to parenting forums to learn new knowledge while managing the company and taking care of the children. From this, he learned that the market for baby products varies, and diapers, milk powder, and pacifiers alone have deep influence. knowledge.

Especially diapers!

Milk powder and pacifiers basically follow the principle of "you get what you pay for". The Luo family is not short of money, so the ones for babies are naturally the most expensive and the best.

Diapers are different.

Luo Wei learned that the quality of diapers is not necessarily directly proportional to popularity, price, and sales volume after reading the experience sharing of mothers and fathers in parenting forums, and the marketing strategy of the manufacturer is more important.

Therefore, Luo Wei asked the market research department to set up an infant project, and bought all kinds of baby products on the market in different categories. Through comparative tests, they scored and evaluated from the perspectives of material, design, comfort, safety, etc., and selected Produce the best ones, and then make a video and post it on the Internet. The ID is "Baby Research Institute".

When the "Baby Research Institute" first released the video, the attention was very low.At that time, publishers of videos related to baby products liked to use IDs like "OO Dad" and "XX Mom" ​​that made people feel warm and friendly, while "Baby Research Institute" looked very professional and hardcore. ID, basically no one cares about it.

Moreover, their video style is also very hardcore.

The speaker is wearing a white coat and is neither a dad nor a nanny. The background of the shooting is a laboratory. The shooting process is full of all kinds of expensive and complicated instruments. There are almost no cute babies in the middle of the shooting. It is not so much an evaluation report. It is better to say that it is a recorded video of the laboratory.

Fortunately, although the hardcore video style of "Baby Research Institute" does not meet the aesthetics of most parents and mothers, each of their videos is full of dry goods.

In addition to the weekly evaluation of baby products, the "Baby Research Institute" also invites professors of baby behavior to give online lectures: "Why does the baby suddenly cry?", "Why does the baby cry again?", "When will the baby walk the most to the body?" good?"……

The ultra-hardcore and super-professional videos were finally recognized by the public, ranking second only to the two baby video bloggers with the style of "XX Mom" ​​and "OO Dad" on the baby video blogger list, and because the content is too hard Nuclear, almost impossible to be imitated.

Now, the "Baby Research Institute" is already a big IP. Every day, various infant and child product manufacturers contact them, wanting to invite them to advertise for themselves, why not...

An idea flashed in Luo Wei's mind, a "good" gift that not only makes the baby feel the love of the fathers but also makes the brat feel ashamed when he grows up!

He asked Jane Anran: "How about we set up a company with the baby's name?"

"What company? Games?"

Jane Anran felt very novel.

Luo Wei: "No, it's a selected agency company for baby products."

"...What kind of company is this?"

"It's a purely selected agency company for baby products. It sells brands that our babies have used, such as milk powder, pacifiers, diapers, educational toys..."

Luo Wei explained to Jian Anran.

Jian Anran nodded again and again: "This idea is good and very meaningful."

"And the promotional videos are all ready-made." Luo Wei said.

When Jian Anran heard this, she was taken aback for a moment, then recovered, and said with a smile: "You are such a vampire! You even want to suck your son's blood!"

"Keep your voice down, don't let that kid hear you,"

"Why can't he hear it? Isn't that a good thing?"

"I'm afraid that if he hears about it, he will ask me for endorsement fees, or go directly to the court to sue me for infringing his portrait rights and privacy rights. This kid is out of money, and he wants me to pay all the remuneration given by the program team for TV shows." give him."

"Obviously something went wrong with your education!"

"is it?"

Luo Wei's smile was so bad that it burst into pus.

Jian Anran was unknowingly fascinated, and enthusiastically discussed with her husband how to "squeeze" her son better.

……

……

For Luo Wei, it was a piece of cake for Luo Wei to register a baby product selection agency company in his son's name.

The evaluation video of "Baby Research Institute" brought many baby products that were not well-known but cost-effective to the public.It’s a pity that not every manufacturer of infant and toddler products knows how to take advantage of the wind. Some small companies don’t even have a decent marketing department, and they don’t have any ground sales channels, and they don’t even open online stores. Go cash out.

Luo Wei decided not to let the middleman make the difference.

He directly acquired several small companies with the weakest marketing ability in the name of Rockwell, and sent people abroad to negotiate the exclusive agency rights of the Asia-Pacific region for foreign baby brands with the best quality determined by the evaluation, and finally took out 3000 million registrations He founded a company named after his son - Jane Eyre Baby Selection Agency.

After the company registration was completed, all related products and agency products were settled, and all online and offline channels were opened up, Luo Wei asked "Baby Research Institute" to advertise for himself on the program.

result--

The advertising video encountered overwhelming criticism, and almost everyone ridiculed the "Baby Research Institute" in the comment area for losing its original intention.

"Hahaha, sure enough, all Internet celebrities end up opening stores to sell their own products!"

"Just watch the review video. Buying products from online celebrity stores is an IQ tax!"

"Your family's video has been prostituted for so long, I'm so embarrassed, I'll go buy a milk bottle to show off!"

"I originally thought that this store has been free for five years, because they are really rich and free, but in the end they still have to open a store to sell things!"

"If you have the ability, move the holographic virtual game cabin of the Luo family baby in "A Real Man" into the store for sale! If you can do it, I will kneel down and call you 'grandpa'! Hahaha!"

"I should have realized that everything is a routine! It's just that you have been away for so long, and I have given up my true feelings!"

……

Facing the insults on the screen, Luo Wei didn't say anything, but let people silently hang the exclusive agency authorization of foreign baby brands in the Asia-Pacific region on the homepage of the online store, and then the real person appeared on the camera and took a promotional advertisement——

"Baby Jane Eyre Collection is the sixth birthday gift I gave to my child. On the day of the opening, there will be a 2000% discount for the entire site. Another baby will be drawn and a tailor-made one worth no less than [-] million will be made for him/her. Holographic virtual game cabin!"

Now, the comment section exploded again!

What is a reversal!

What is a slap in the face!

What a godly turning point!

Only then did netizens realize that the "Baby Lab", which was born five years ago and refused all advertising cooperation, was actually a department set up by Luo Dong when he was bored. He edited the evaluation video and put it on the Internet. The lectures given by the baby behaviorist were all Dong Luo's ideas.

Because he wants to share his parenting experience with mothers and fathers all over the country, so that everyone can avoid detours as much as possible!

Those who posted comments mocking the "Baby Research Institute" either apologized disheartenedly or were picked out as the trumpet and sailors of the "XX Mom" ​​and "OO Dad", while the "Jane Eyre Baby Selection" The opening promotional video also quickly became popular all over the Internet under the double blessing of Luo Wei's identity and a holographic virtual game cabin with a tailor-made value of no less than 2000 million!

Regardless of whether you have a baby or not, buy it first as a respect, what if you win?

That is a holographic virtual game cabin worth 2000 million yuan!

Ever since, on the day of the official opening, the customer service of the online store was so busy that they arrested the customer service staff from the game area next door to work.