Married to the Uncle of Love Rival
Chapter 109 Fanwai: Are you a pig?
Luo Wei saw an extra husky behind his daughter-in-law after visiting the kindergarten, and was shocked: "Jiang Cheng, why did you mess yourself up so badly?"
"Forget it..."
Jiang Cheng said painfully, and was about to sit down, when Jian Anran drove him to take a bath.
"You haven't bathed for three days, it's all rotten!"
"What? Haven't showered for three days?"
Luo Wei looked suspiciously at the scorching sun outside the window.
It's midsummer now in August.
"Go take a shower!"
Luo Wei joined the team driving Jiang Cheng to the bathroom, and reminded: "There are spare bath towels and home clothes in the wardrobe of the guest room."
"Know it!"
Unconvinced, Jiang Cheng walked into the guest room, and complained while looking for spare clothes: "You husband and wife really vented through the same nostril!"
"It's all husband and wife, how could it not be husband and wife?"
Jane Anran is confident.
……
After stuffing Jiang Cheng into the bathroom, Jian Anran told Luo Wei about Jiang Cheng being kicked out of the house by Jiang Junnian and his wife because of his relationship with Cui Hao.
After listening to Jiang Cheng's escape from home, Luo Wei couldn't help being dumbfounded. The mixed-race baby who touched the emerald flowers and sauerkraut cooed and said, "Your cousin is indeed the half-brother of the husky he raised."
"I can even imagine my uncle's expression when he finds out that his cousin is pretending to be a takeaway boy and escaped," Jian Anran said, "It's not easy for uncle and aunt to have such a son."
Later, Jian Anran told Luo Wei about Xiaohui's successful proposal to his girlfriend, and finally added: "If nothing unexpected happens, they will get married within this year."
"What are you going to give as a congratulatory gift?" Luo Wei asked.
Jian Anran thought for a long time, and said: "Give me a new sports car, a BMW sweet car beauty."
"Okay, then send the car."
Luo Wei squeezed Jian Anran's face: "Of course, it's been a long time since we—"
"Daddy~ want to hug~"
Before the words of begging for affection were uttered, a slobber monster crawled to the feet of the two fathers, pulling their trouser legs and acting like a baby.
Jian Anran bent down to pick up her baby bump, and said while feeding him snacks: "Baby, Dad is going to send you to kindergarten to meet younger siblings and beautiful aunts, are you happy?"
"What is kindergarten? Can it be eaten?"
Little kid pretending to be stupid.
Luo Wei reached out and rubbed the baby's soft hair: "You can't eat it in the kindergarten, but the kindergarten will give you a lot of delicious food. You will also meet brothers and sisters who are similar to you in the kindergarten."
"really?"
The baby blinked innocent eyes: "But I just want to be with Daddy."
"Daddy has to manage the company, and dad has to go to work, so I can't be with you every day like in the past," Jian Anran coaxed the baby, "And all the children have to go to the kindergarten to meet children when they reach the age, otherwise they will be taken away by the strange sorghum. "
"I have a daddy, I'm not afraid to blame Shushu!"
The baby fox pretends to be a tiger.
Hearing this, Luo Wei subconsciously wanted to pat the baby's forehead.
The baby is also very smart. He bent Daddy's index finger and thumb, and immediately complained, covering his face, "Daddy, Daddy is going to play the baby so stupid!"
Luo Wei was speechless: "... who taught you!"
The baby then crossed his waist, triumphantly: "Daddy always says this to daddy, and the baby will learn it after listening to it! The baby is a genius baby!"
"..."
Jane Anran lowered her head silently.
Luo Wei happily hugged his son and kissed his pink cheek: "Baby is indeed a genius."
"...Can a genius baby not go to kindergarten?"
The baby looked at Luo Wei pitifully.
Luo Wei shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter whether I go to kindergarten or not."
"Then who has the final say?"
The baby frowned cutely.
Luo Wei looked at Jian Anran narrowly: "The head of the family decides."
"The head of the family?"
The baby didn't understand this word, and looked at Daddy and Daddy cutely: "Which of you is the head of the family?"
"What do you say?"
Luo Wei guides the baby to look at Jian Anran.
Seeing this, the baby decisively hugged Jian Anran's thigh: "Daddy, baby don't want to go to kindergarten! Baby doesn't want to go to kindergarten! Baby..."
"Can't!"
Jane Anran did not give the baby any bargaining power.
The baby became so angry that he became a big hamster, and ran to the kitchen to ask his aunt to give him a hug. By the way, he asked for lots and lots of jelly and cakes.
Listening to the baby's voice and coquetry from time to time in the kitchen, Jian Anran was very helpless, and stared at Luo Wei angrily: "You are used to it!"
"No way, who made us have only one baby."
Luo Wei smiled: "Besides, you dote on him very much, don't you?"
"It seems to be...a little..."
Thinking back on how responsive she was to her son, Jian Anran lowered her head in shame.
At this time, Jiang Cheng finished washing and walked out of the guest room in a refreshed body.
Because the essence is a husky, he reached a consensus with the three dogs in the living room in only three seconds, and then easily became friends with the baby. The baby took him into his room and enthusiastically shared the treasured snacks and various Toy.
This guy shamelessly played with the baby in the children's room for a whole afternoon, making Jian Anran start to wonder if he had lured wolves into the house!
……
……
In the evening, Luo Wei received an emergency contact from the North American branch, and went downstairs to host a video conference. Jian Anran sat in front of the computer and finished finishing the cover of the fanbook to be printed next week. The baby lay on Jiang Cheng's lap, watching this The only thing that can't do anything is my uncle who is good at eating, drinking and having fun, playing games, and occasionally reaching out to touch a few by himself.
When everyone has something to do—
Jiang Cheng suddenly jumped up like a spring, and ran behind Jian Anran: "Of course, do you have a basket and rope in your house?"
"What are you doing? You want a basket and a rope all of a sudden?"
Jane Anran was at a loss.
Seeing that Jiang Cheng couldn't hide it, he could only explain hesitantly: "...I'm a little hungry, but I'm too embarrassed to bother my aunt, so I ordered a spicy hot takeaway."
"and then?"
"I was afraid of disturbing your husband, so I wrote in the notes to tell the delivery guy not to knock on the door when he gets downstairs. Go to the south window, and there will be a rope hanging from the basket... Now the delivery guy is coming soon." , I remembered that I don't have a basket or a rope... so... But don't worry! In addition to a bowl of Malatang, I also ordered a bowl of Liangpi, plus three catties of spicy crayfish! I counted the weight of you and the baby !"
"..."
Jian Anran was deeply impressed by Jiang Cheng's "intelligence".
Jiang Cheng: "Of course, help cousin! Brother will be downstairs in 5 minutes."
"……All right!"
……
As a delivery guy, Xiao Zhang is also well-informed, but similar to today's remark request, he had only seen it on Qipa Tucao before.
Carrying the takeaway to the front of Luo's mansion, he had to talk about everything before he asked the security guard to let him in. Then, under the watchful eye of the security guard, he pushed the car to the south window, looking for the legendary rope and basket with the lights of his mobile phone like a thief. .
click!
A window on the third floor was open, and a rope was hanging down with a basket.
The little brother then put the takeaway mala tang, Liangpi, and crayfish in order according to the notes. Before putting in, he was very dedicated to make sure that the rope tied the basket firmly and would not fall off in the middle——
OK!
The takeaway guy yanked the basket and told the upstairs to pull up the full basket.
then……
Xiao Zhang saw that the curtains of the room on the second floor, directly below the room on the third floor where the window was open, opened suddenly. Lobster basket.
Xiao Zhang: ...reminder?Still not reminded?this is a problem.
……
Jiang Cheng and Jian Anran stood in front of the window and pulled the rope, watching the basket getting closer and closer, both of them showed a complacent smile that would only be realized by stealing food.
Considering that Luo Wei's study is located directly below, the two were extra careful when pulling the rope, for fear that the basket would hit the window when passing through the second floor and attract Luo Wei's attention in the study.
However, as early as when the delivery guy came downstairs to deliver takeaways according to Jiang Cheng's request, Luo Wei had already been notified of the whole incident by the security guards, and was standing in front of the window watching their actions that they thought they were ignorant of.
"Hahaha!"
Seeing that the basket was about to pass through the second floor, Jiang Cheng laughed excitedly.
Jane Anran: "...can you stop laughing like Down's syndrome!"
"Sorry, I couldn't hold back my excitement for a while."
Jiang Cheng said without any sincerity, and then grabbed the rope.
The takeaway guy downstairs has already finished the struggle of reminding and not reminding, he has a sense of responsibility, and feels that he has to work after taking the red envelope——
Ding Ding Ding!
Jiang Cheng's cell phone rang.
Jiang Cheng saw that it was the delivery man's call, so he continued to pull the courier rope with one hand and answered the phone with the other hand: "Don't worry, brother, I will send you a red envelope as soon as I get the courier."
("No, it's not about the red envelopes. I want to remind you that the second floor is right below you... anyway... I'll help you get here! The mountains are high and the road is far away, see you later!")
After speaking, I hung up.
Jiang Cheng was dumbfounded.
He lowered his head according to his brother's reminder, and looked at the window of the study room on the second floor directly below——
clang!
The basket hit the second floor window.
Jian Anran: "...are you a pig!"
"We've been caught!"
Jiang Cheng was crying.
Jian Anran heard that his hands were loosened, and the half-stretched basket and the takeaway in the basket fell vertically under the action of gravity. Although the two of them reacted immediately, when they grabbed the rope again, everything was over!
Jian Anran was forced to watch helplessly as the takeaway rolled out of the basket in an extremely tragic posture, and fell into the bushes and lawn.
"My takeaway! My Malatang! My crayfish! My last penny! Gone! Gone!"
A humanoid husky beside him let out an untimely scream.
Jian Anran gave him a hard look, and said, "Is now the time to worry about these things!"
"...Uh...it seems...indeed...it seems...ahhh!"
Jiang Cheng came back to his senses and howled even more terribly.
"Forget it..."
Jiang Cheng said painfully, and was about to sit down, when Jian Anran drove him to take a bath.
"You haven't bathed for three days, it's all rotten!"
"What? Haven't showered for three days?"
Luo Wei looked suspiciously at the scorching sun outside the window.
It's midsummer now in August.
"Go take a shower!"
Luo Wei joined the team driving Jiang Cheng to the bathroom, and reminded: "There are spare bath towels and home clothes in the wardrobe of the guest room."
"Know it!"
Unconvinced, Jiang Cheng walked into the guest room, and complained while looking for spare clothes: "You husband and wife really vented through the same nostril!"
"It's all husband and wife, how could it not be husband and wife?"
Jane Anran is confident.
……
After stuffing Jiang Cheng into the bathroom, Jian Anran told Luo Wei about Jiang Cheng being kicked out of the house by Jiang Junnian and his wife because of his relationship with Cui Hao.
After listening to Jiang Cheng's escape from home, Luo Wei couldn't help being dumbfounded. The mixed-race baby who touched the emerald flowers and sauerkraut cooed and said, "Your cousin is indeed the half-brother of the husky he raised."
"I can even imagine my uncle's expression when he finds out that his cousin is pretending to be a takeaway boy and escaped," Jian Anran said, "It's not easy for uncle and aunt to have such a son."
Later, Jian Anran told Luo Wei about Xiaohui's successful proposal to his girlfriend, and finally added: "If nothing unexpected happens, they will get married within this year."
"What are you going to give as a congratulatory gift?" Luo Wei asked.
Jian Anran thought for a long time, and said: "Give me a new sports car, a BMW sweet car beauty."
"Okay, then send the car."
Luo Wei squeezed Jian Anran's face: "Of course, it's been a long time since we—"
"Daddy~ want to hug~"
Before the words of begging for affection were uttered, a slobber monster crawled to the feet of the two fathers, pulling their trouser legs and acting like a baby.
Jian Anran bent down to pick up her baby bump, and said while feeding him snacks: "Baby, Dad is going to send you to kindergarten to meet younger siblings and beautiful aunts, are you happy?"
"What is kindergarten? Can it be eaten?"
Little kid pretending to be stupid.
Luo Wei reached out and rubbed the baby's soft hair: "You can't eat it in the kindergarten, but the kindergarten will give you a lot of delicious food. You will also meet brothers and sisters who are similar to you in the kindergarten."
"really?"
The baby blinked innocent eyes: "But I just want to be with Daddy."
"Daddy has to manage the company, and dad has to go to work, so I can't be with you every day like in the past," Jian Anran coaxed the baby, "And all the children have to go to the kindergarten to meet children when they reach the age, otherwise they will be taken away by the strange sorghum. "
"I have a daddy, I'm not afraid to blame Shushu!"
The baby fox pretends to be a tiger.
Hearing this, Luo Wei subconsciously wanted to pat the baby's forehead.
The baby is also very smart. He bent Daddy's index finger and thumb, and immediately complained, covering his face, "Daddy, Daddy is going to play the baby so stupid!"
Luo Wei was speechless: "... who taught you!"
The baby then crossed his waist, triumphantly: "Daddy always says this to daddy, and the baby will learn it after listening to it! The baby is a genius baby!"
"..."
Jane Anran lowered her head silently.
Luo Wei happily hugged his son and kissed his pink cheek: "Baby is indeed a genius."
"...Can a genius baby not go to kindergarten?"
The baby looked at Luo Wei pitifully.
Luo Wei shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter whether I go to kindergarten or not."
"Then who has the final say?"
The baby frowned cutely.
Luo Wei looked at Jian Anran narrowly: "The head of the family decides."
"The head of the family?"
The baby didn't understand this word, and looked at Daddy and Daddy cutely: "Which of you is the head of the family?"
"What do you say?"
Luo Wei guides the baby to look at Jian Anran.
Seeing this, the baby decisively hugged Jian Anran's thigh: "Daddy, baby don't want to go to kindergarten! Baby doesn't want to go to kindergarten! Baby..."
"Can't!"
Jane Anran did not give the baby any bargaining power.
The baby became so angry that he became a big hamster, and ran to the kitchen to ask his aunt to give him a hug. By the way, he asked for lots and lots of jelly and cakes.
Listening to the baby's voice and coquetry from time to time in the kitchen, Jian Anran was very helpless, and stared at Luo Wei angrily: "You are used to it!"
"No way, who made us have only one baby."
Luo Wei smiled: "Besides, you dote on him very much, don't you?"
"It seems to be...a little..."
Thinking back on how responsive she was to her son, Jian Anran lowered her head in shame.
At this time, Jiang Cheng finished washing and walked out of the guest room in a refreshed body.
Because the essence is a husky, he reached a consensus with the three dogs in the living room in only three seconds, and then easily became friends with the baby. The baby took him into his room and enthusiastically shared the treasured snacks and various Toy.
This guy shamelessly played with the baby in the children's room for a whole afternoon, making Jian Anran start to wonder if he had lured wolves into the house!
……
……
In the evening, Luo Wei received an emergency contact from the North American branch, and went downstairs to host a video conference. Jian Anran sat in front of the computer and finished finishing the cover of the fanbook to be printed next week. The baby lay on Jiang Cheng's lap, watching this The only thing that can't do anything is my uncle who is good at eating, drinking and having fun, playing games, and occasionally reaching out to touch a few by himself.
When everyone has something to do—
Jiang Cheng suddenly jumped up like a spring, and ran behind Jian Anran: "Of course, do you have a basket and rope in your house?"
"What are you doing? You want a basket and a rope all of a sudden?"
Jane Anran was at a loss.
Seeing that Jiang Cheng couldn't hide it, he could only explain hesitantly: "...I'm a little hungry, but I'm too embarrassed to bother my aunt, so I ordered a spicy hot takeaway."
"and then?"
"I was afraid of disturbing your husband, so I wrote in the notes to tell the delivery guy not to knock on the door when he gets downstairs. Go to the south window, and there will be a rope hanging from the basket... Now the delivery guy is coming soon." , I remembered that I don't have a basket or a rope... so... But don't worry! In addition to a bowl of Malatang, I also ordered a bowl of Liangpi, plus three catties of spicy crayfish! I counted the weight of you and the baby !"
"..."
Jian Anran was deeply impressed by Jiang Cheng's "intelligence".
Jiang Cheng: "Of course, help cousin! Brother will be downstairs in 5 minutes."
"……All right!"
……
As a delivery guy, Xiao Zhang is also well-informed, but similar to today's remark request, he had only seen it on Qipa Tucao before.
Carrying the takeaway to the front of Luo's mansion, he had to talk about everything before he asked the security guard to let him in. Then, under the watchful eye of the security guard, he pushed the car to the south window, looking for the legendary rope and basket with the lights of his mobile phone like a thief. .
click!
A window on the third floor was open, and a rope was hanging down with a basket.
The little brother then put the takeaway mala tang, Liangpi, and crayfish in order according to the notes. Before putting in, he was very dedicated to make sure that the rope tied the basket firmly and would not fall off in the middle——
OK!
The takeaway guy yanked the basket and told the upstairs to pull up the full basket.
then……
Xiao Zhang saw that the curtains of the room on the second floor, directly below the room on the third floor where the window was open, opened suddenly. Lobster basket.
Xiao Zhang: ...reminder?Still not reminded?this is a problem.
……
Jiang Cheng and Jian Anran stood in front of the window and pulled the rope, watching the basket getting closer and closer, both of them showed a complacent smile that would only be realized by stealing food.
Considering that Luo Wei's study is located directly below, the two were extra careful when pulling the rope, for fear that the basket would hit the window when passing through the second floor and attract Luo Wei's attention in the study.
However, as early as when the delivery guy came downstairs to deliver takeaways according to Jiang Cheng's request, Luo Wei had already been notified of the whole incident by the security guards, and was standing in front of the window watching their actions that they thought they were ignorant of.
"Hahaha!"
Seeing that the basket was about to pass through the second floor, Jiang Cheng laughed excitedly.
Jane Anran: "...can you stop laughing like Down's syndrome!"
"Sorry, I couldn't hold back my excitement for a while."
Jiang Cheng said without any sincerity, and then grabbed the rope.
The takeaway guy downstairs has already finished the struggle of reminding and not reminding, he has a sense of responsibility, and feels that he has to work after taking the red envelope——
Ding Ding Ding!
Jiang Cheng's cell phone rang.
Jiang Cheng saw that it was the delivery man's call, so he continued to pull the courier rope with one hand and answered the phone with the other hand: "Don't worry, brother, I will send you a red envelope as soon as I get the courier."
("No, it's not about the red envelopes. I want to remind you that the second floor is right below you... anyway... I'll help you get here! The mountains are high and the road is far away, see you later!")
After speaking, I hung up.
Jiang Cheng was dumbfounded.
He lowered his head according to his brother's reminder, and looked at the window of the study room on the second floor directly below——
clang!
The basket hit the second floor window.
Jian Anran: "...are you a pig!"
"We've been caught!"
Jiang Cheng was crying.
Jian Anran heard that his hands were loosened, and the half-stretched basket and the takeaway in the basket fell vertically under the action of gravity. Although the two of them reacted immediately, when they grabbed the rope again, everything was over!
Jian Anran was forced to watch helplessly as the takeaway rolled out of the basket in an extremely tragic posture, and fell into the bushes and lawn.
"My takeaway! My Malatang! My crayfish! My last penny! Gone! Gone!"
A humanoid husky beside him let out an untimely scream.
Jian Anran gave him a hard look, and said, "Is now the time to worry about these things!"
"...Uh...it seems...indeed...it seems...ahhh!"
Jiang Cheng came back to his senses and howled even more terribly.
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