lazy turtle out

Chapter 26 Take me back quickly

Gui Chen is lying in front of the windshield, the upper right is the pendant of safety in and out.He looked curiously at the tall buildings in the distance, the shops on both sides of the nearby road, the cars running on the road, and the people passing by on the sidewalk.

At a red light, Guichen noticed that the car stopped suddenly, and he asked An Tengzhe curiously, "Why did you stop?"

An Tengzhe explained to him: "Traffic rules, stop at the red light." He pointed to the traffic light sign ahead, "Did you see that red light?"

Gui Chen followed his fingers and looked over, "I see."

"When the light is red, the car must stop." Then he pointed to the crowd at the zebra crossing, "The white lines on the ground are zebra crossings. Pedestrians can only pass when the cars stop. If you come out by yourself in the future, cross the road When driving, you must walk across the zebra crossing, and wait for the car to stop before passing. Otherwise, it is easy to be knocked into the air.”

Gui Chen didn't care too much and said, "There's nothing to be afraid of being knocked into the air. You'll be able to land after flying for a while."

"..." An Tengzhe looked at him, "Well... you are a turtle monster and you are not afraid of being bumped. But if you are knocked into the air, nothing will happen to you. You will be caught and sliced ​​to make soup."

"!" Gui Chen was stunned, "Why! You want to eat me? You humans are so cruel!"

"Because there is no human being who can fly unscathed after being knocked into the air for a while before landing." An Tengzhe told him, "We humans have a saying, 'If you are not my race, your heart must be different', if you let others know you You are a monster, everyone will be afraid of you, and at the same time they will covet your power. At that time, they will definitely do everything possible to catch you. After they catch you, they will conduct various experiments on you. Most people are very curious about how you monsters transform. , How did you get such a long lifespan?"

"Human beings have never been able to face death calmly since ancient times. Everyone longs for longevity. The reason why they don't think about it now is because they know there is no way. But if they know the existence of demons, they will definitely go crazy."

An Tengzhe fooled him: "I know you are very powerful, and I think that even if someone catches you, you can run away. But, you must know that human beings themselves do not have strong power, but they have invented many powerful weapons. Listen to nuclear weapons. Have you said that? I believe you are not yet capable of resisting nuclear weapons."

Gui Chen is not so easy to fool, he first said with emotion: "Human beings are really cruel."

An Tengzhe said: "The cruel ones are only a small part. Most people see ghosts. If you make yourself ugly, they will be so frightened that their legs will limp and have no attack power."

Gui Chen went on to say another sentence: "My master said that ordinary humans are useless, no matter how powerful his weapon is, if he wants to catch us, he won't be able to touch us." So, Gui Chen turned and looked at An Tengzhe, "You Those who said are useless, people without cultivation base can't hurt us at all."

"My master also said that even if human beings are cunning, approaching us with a hypocritical appearance, and then calculating us is useless. Because we have very strong defense capabilities, we are invulnerable to fire and water, and medicine is just a waste of money." In order to cultivate to this level, he did not know how many bitter tears were beaten by his master, but it was just to be able to come out and go home alive.

"..." An Tengzhe said blankly, "You are a tortoise, so you should have a strong defensive ability."

"Of course." Guichen Mung Dou looked at An Tengzhe with small eyes, curious: "You have said so much, why are you not afraid of me? You are the small part that is cruel?" He is not afraid of cruelty, he has it. Strong defense ability.Hiding in the turtle shell, no one can do anything to him.

When the car started, An Tengzhe said: "I forgot to tell you that there is still a small part of human beings who are not afraid of monsters."

Guichen decides not to classify An Tengzhe as cruel and hypocritical human beings for the time being.It's because he gave himself so many delicious things.

Yongle Huayuan Community.

After An Tengzhe parked the car, he said to Guichen, "Remember, don't talk when there are others around. If you expose your identity as a demon, you won't be able to stay here with me."

"Okay, I don't like chatting with you either." Seeing that he stopped the car, Gui Chen turned to look at An Tengzhe: "I want to eat shrimp later."

I don't like chatting with him, but I am so confident in wanting to eat!I owe him money, but still eat and live with him, shouldn't I try to curry favor with him as the owner!

An Tengzhe reached out and picked him up: "Eat shrimp? There is no shrimp in the restaurant today!" What to eat, the owner has the final say!

Gui Chenxin thought it was true, and was a little disappointed: "There are no shrimps. Let's eat fish. In fact, pork ribs are also quite delicious."

An Tengzhe raised his eyebrows and asked him: "I'm more curious. You eat and sleep every day, and you seem to be in a daze for a while. When did you practice?"

Gui Chen turned her head aside: "It's none of your business, you are not my master."

An Tengzhe pretended to be emotional and said, "With a lazy apprentice like you, it's not easy for your master."

Gui Chen's voice raised an octave after being poked in the sore foot: "What do you know! It's me who made it difficult! It's me!" After speaking, he got into the turtle shell and didn't want to talk to An Tengzhe.

Seeing his strong reaction, An Teng said in his heart: "The reaction is so big." In fact, he finally used his strength to speak, "It must have been miserable when I practiced."

Guichen retracted into the turtle shell again, An Tengzhe didn't say anything to coax him, but first ordered dinner with his mobile phone.Then, holding Guichen in the palm of his hand, he entered the residence in the community.

After returning to the residence, An Tengzhe brought Guichen into the study because there was still some work to be done.

Guichen comforted her little heart in the turtle shell, "Anyway, even such a powerful senior brother has been beaten by the master countless times, and I'm actually not the worst." Thinking about his senior brother That fiery temper, "Temper and appearance don't match at all. Maybe it's because of being beaten by Master too many times, that's why I have such a bad temper."

"I don't know what method the master used to make the master so obedient." Gui Chen was a little uncertain, "Did the master make the master obey, or did the master make the master obey? Let's ask the younger brother next time. He should be more clear. "

Guichen changed her mind again: "Master, let's come back later. Otherwise, we will have to go back and get beaten up again. I still owe money to humans, although I didn't mean it. But Master will definitely not be willing to help me pay back the money. I will definitely be angry at the time why I owe money to humans."

"Well. Forget it, let's wait for Master to come back after An Tengzhe's death. That's safer."

Coming out of the turtle shell, Guichen found that this room was very similar to the previous room: "An Tengzhe, this is not a restaurant. You don't mean anything!"

When An Tengzhe heard his small voice, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Ken came out?"

Gui Chen ignored his words: "Where is this? It's definitely not a restaurant."

"This is my residence in the city. Don't worry, I ordered a meal and it will be delivered soon." An Tengzhe said in a gentle voice, "I still have some work to do, why don't you stay with me for a while ?”

As long as there is something to eat, Guichen: "How can I accompany you?"

An Tengzhe put it on the pen case in front of him: "Just stay here."

"Okay." Gui Chen agreed very happily, just stay here, he doesn't like to move in the first place.

Guichen stayed for a while, looking around, there was nothing interesting in the room.He looked at An Tengzhe, who looked down at the document and was still writing and drawing with a pen.Curiously asked: "What are you doing?"

An Tengzhe put it succinctly: "Make money."

Thinking of An Tengzhe saying that he could buy him whatever he wanted, he asked, "Are you particularly rich?"

An Tengzhe looked at the document and signed his name, and replied, "I can afford you."

This reassured Gui Chen, so: "You are so rich, can I not pay back the money?"

An Tengzhe looked at him, and refused with a serious expression: "No."

"It's not a good habit to owe money."

Guichen said with disgust: "Stingy!" He ate so many things from senior brother, and never asked him to give money.

An Tengzhe smiled: "It's still stingy for me to let you eat and live, so what is generosity?"

Gui Chen showed her shrewdness: "Don't ask me to pay back the money and be generous."

"One yard is worth one yard, so you can continue to eat and live, but you still have to pay back the money." Only by insisting on paying back the money can you keep the turtle monster by your side.

"I won't draw the peace talisman for you!"

An Tengzhe looked at the document, and said indifferently: "If you don't draw, you don't draw. You are so lazy, you don't know which century you will have to wait for your safety talisman."

"..."

When Wang Ming came to look for An Tengzhe, An Tengzhe had just received his dinner.And Guichen, who originally disliked An Tengzhe, is lying on the dining table waiting for dinner.

After ringing the doorbell, An Tengzhe came to open the door.

Wang Ming complained exaggeratedly: "Mr. An, why did you leave work early!" Looking into the room, he could see several dishes on the table. He was speechless, "I thought you left work early because For some incredible reason, Su Meiwei was left behind just to come back for dinner?!"

Guichen sees Wang Ming, "It's that blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

An Tengzhe walked to the dining table: "Speak directly."

Wang Ming followed and walked over: "There is a document that you need to sign." After handing the document and pen to An Tengzhe, he looked at the dishes on the table, "As expected of the president, he ordered eight meals for himself. Vegetables. In order not to let you waste food, I plan to stay for dinner."

Gui Chen looked at Wang Ming with some dissatisfaction: "Half of the food is mine!"

Wang Ming was not polite. After finishing speaking, he went to wash his hands and planned to eat without waiting for An Tengzhe's consent.

After An Tengzhe signed the document, due to Guichen's too small size, he couldn't see that Guichen was dissatisfied with Wang Ming's behavior of stealing food from him.

An Tengzhe picked some fish for him: "Do you want some rice?"

Gui Chen nodded, and impatiently climbed onto the small plate to eat the fish.

When Wang Ming came back after washing his hands, he saw Gui Chen who was already eating on the table, and after seeing the food on the plate, he exclaimed: "Mr. An, how can you give him fish!" Turtles, animals can't eat heavy oil and salt food like humans, it's not healthy for them!"

"I thought you were more reliable, but you are still so unreliable."

An Tengzhe quickly stopped him: "Don't move!" He knew how much this guy valued food, and he would be angry if he was taken away, "He doesn't eat raw food."

Wang Ming doesn't think so: "Don't make excuses for your laziness. You are obviously too lazy to buy him turtle food, so let him eat it with you! Even if he really doesn't like raw food, you can't give him this kind of food. It's a heavy oil and salty thing."

Reaching out to pick up Gui Chen, "I won't give you this turtle anymore."

"Wang Ming!" An Tengzhe stretched out his hand to take it back.

Wang Ming walked away, not afraid of his cold face at all: "You can't scare me, it's off-duty time now. This turtle can't be raised by you. What if you feed it to death?"

Guichen was eating well, but Wang Ming picked it up suddenly, and saw that the two of them were arguing.Originally Gui Chen was quite dissatisfied, but seeing Wang Ming was for his own good.Although he is not an ordinary turtle, he can eat anything.But other turtles really can't be fed randomly.

For the sake of Wang Ming's kindness, Gui Chen didn't plan to give him a bite.However, he wanted to eat, so he looked at An Tengzhe: "Hurry up and take me back!"