lazy turtle out

Chapter 1 Kicked out of the secondary space by the big brother

Chongyun subspace.

This is a valley where birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, and crystal clear ice blue butterflies are dancing among exotic flowers and grasses.

Above the valley, there is a five-story cornice tower.From a distance, the smoky room seems to come from a fairyland.

Looking carefully, there is a huge and nondescript golden-yellow-colored wooden sign hanging on the top floor of the majestic cornice tower.There are five big characters of "Chongyun Zoo" written on the sign.

When I got closer to the cornice tower, I realized that what I thought was a fairyland, what was dusty, and what was magnificent was all a big misunderstanding.

The only five-story pagoda, the first floor is blue; the second floor is red; the third floor is pink and pink; the fourth floor is pitch-black; When I saw it, I wondered if it was made of pure gold!

Such colorful towers not only bring people a visual impact.When you get closer, you will find that not only the top floor, but also an animal-shaped wooden sign is hung on each floor of the tower.

The blue turtle-shaped wooden sign on the first floor reads: "I'm lazy, too lazy to be assertive. Remember to prepare food for me!"

The second floor is entirely red, and a white fox-shaped wooden sign is hung on it, which reads: "Here is the senior brother! Remember, I am a white fox! A white fox! A white fox! If you dare to forget, I will beat you to death!"

The pink and tender cute rabbit on the third floor reads: "I am the most beautiful, the most beautiful, the most beautiful, the most beautiful, the most beautiful..."

On the dark dog-shaped wooden sign on the fourth floor, it only says, "This is my den, the upstairs is Master's."

All kinds of chaotic sounds are coming out of the four-story tower with different colors.

The pink and tender layer is too cheerful: "Ah, that's great! Master ran away with the bad guy... la la la la, I can finally go out to play! I'm going to find my idol, la la Lah, I can eat meat, hahahaha... I can not eat carrots~(≧▽≦)/~la la la—”

The pitch-black fourth floor couldn't stand it any longer, and a thick male voice without ups and downs rang out: "Little brother, you're out of tune."

The cheerful voice stopped abruptly, and then the clear and clear boy's voice complained again: "Second senior brother, you are so annoying, so annoying, so annoying..."

"Well, it's been repeated 21 times." The third floor continued to cheer up, "La la la la... I'm going out to play, bring my beautiful clothes, bring me..."

The blood-red voice on the second floor was hot: "Stop singing, little bastard, your ears hurt! To be a man, you must have self-knowledge, and to be a monster! Remember to me, you are useless except for being good-looking! Don't sing outside! , Singing dead people will have karma!"

The pink and tender fourth floor cried: "Brother... Big brother, you are so ruthless! My idol is the king of music, if you don't let me sing, I will die—"

The blood-red second floor is very calm: "Go. If you are afraid that there are too many ways to die and it is difficult to choose, I can go upstairs and give you a sword, so that you can go faster!"

………………

There was a lot of noise upstairs, but the first floor was still very quiet.

A palm-sized tortoise was lying on the window sill, and the sunlight shone through the glass on his blue tortoise shell, which also reflected his melancholy eyes.

My dear master and the master who I don’t love very much went on a trip, and the return date is undecided, and it may take more than ten or twenty years to play.This makes Guichen very disappointed.Since he was adopted by Master, he has never been separated from Master for such a long time in the past 20 years.

Gui Chen looked at the overgrown vegetable garden outside the window: "I miss Master a little bit. Although the big brothers always say that Master is very evil, he is too good at torturing monsters, he has no love at all, and he doesn't know how to pamper these cute little animals... But Master just has a more lively personality..."

"I don't know when the master will come back. The master is not here, so the little junior brother must go out to play in a second space. He has been looking for his idol for a long time. The second senior brother will also go out. He still remembers his little master?" , I should go out to look for that person. Eldest brother... Eldest brother should go out together, he always likes to destroy the house, and I have to work without the second senior brother cleaning it up.... But I don’t want to move. "

Guichen looked at the overgrown vegetable garden: "Master said, it's not fun outside at all, human beings are very greedy. Greedy for money and power will use them to demonize and do bad things, and the worst thing is to eat them. Hmm... so strange Ah, human beings are so bad, why did Master choose a human being as a partner? Is it because Master is also human?... Master is a good person."

Gui Chen looked at the overgrown vegetable garden: "I'd better stay at home. Someone has to watch the house. If Master comes back, if he sees us all running away, he will definitely beat him up. Eldest Brother can't beat Master, We have to be beaten together."

Gui Chen looked at the overgrown vegetable garden: "How about... I'll go and pull the weeds.... But I don't have much time today, I have to sleep later, so I'll pull the weeds tomorrow."

Guichen decided to postpone it to another tomorrow.Continuing to lie on the window sill basking in the sun, depressed and depressed, while thinking about what to eat before going to bed to fill his stomach: "Isn't it time for the big brother to cook? I hope he won't pretend to forget this time."

He was thinking about whether to remind his elder brother, lest he deliberately pretend not to know, and then he would have to starve for another half a month.

At this time, the senior brother's fiery voice came from the second floor: "You son of a bitch, you son of a bitch, come down quickly! That lazy bastard on the first floor, I give you three seconds to come up quickly, or I will go down and blow up your vegetable garden!" I'm so mad, you haven't pulled out the weeds that have grown for so many days! Keep it for the New Year!"

When Guichen heard that his vegetable garden was going to be bombed, he shrank his neck.It took a second to predict this action, so I quickly took out a flying talisman from the turtle shell.Although there are many grasses in the vegetable garden, there are also magnolias that he loves to eat!

The next second, he appeared in a messy room.After thinking for a second, Gui Chen turned into a human form.

Wearing a blue robe, with long hair tied up, Guichen with a cool demeanor slowly looked around the room.

In this room, except for the soft sofa that his senior brother was lying on, everything else has become a tool for his senior brother to practice his claws.

Looking around, he couldn't find any furniture for him to sit on, so he could only take out a futon, and then slowly put the futon on the ground, and sat down in a soothing motion.He raised his head and looked at the elder brother who was lying on the sofa, dressed in white and haired like a fairy.

Hu Ao looked at the series of unhurried actions of the third junior brother since he appeared, which really tested his patience.With a violent temper, he decided to look away in order to beat him up unavoidably, out of sight and out of mind.

Guichen was relieved to see that senior brother didn't bother to look at him.It takes a lot of energy to fight with the big brother, and I have to eat to replenish my strength, which is too troublesome.

After a while, he heard the cheerful voice of the younger brother and the steady footsteps of the second brother.The two sat on the futon just like themselves, waiting for the senior brother to give orders.

Hu Ao sat up and leaned on the sofa, looking at the three juniors: "That evildoer and that bastard have left, and no one cares about us now. Tell me, what are your plans next."

Gui Chen looked at the elder brother who had a bohemian attitude, he wondered, if he wanted to stay as a housekeeper, would the elder brother also stay?

Sure enough, the little junior was the most active: "I want to go out to play, I want to find my idol! I want..."

Hu Ao thought he was long-winded, and exploded: "Shut up! You should speak concisely, don't you understand?"

After hearing this, Gui Chen immediately said in a simple and clear way: "I'm staying at home to take care of the house."

Seeing the elder brother's gaze on her, Gui Chen felt a little nervous, really worried that the elder brother would say next time that he also stayed to watch the house.

Hu Aochong hooked Guichen's finger: "Come here."

Gui Chen didn't understand what the elder brother was going to do, but she got up obediently and walked over.

Then, Hu Ao got up, stood still, and lifted his feet.He kicked Gui Chen away.

Hu Ao was so disgusted: "This lazy bastard! He still wants to stay at home! I don't want to come back to collect his body! He died of starvation, it's too shameful to spread the word!"

Rabbit Feather: "...Eldest brother is mighty and majestic!"

Ao Han: "..." Do I want to flatter my senior brother like my junior brother?