The Sand Sculpture Man Piao went on a blind date behind my back again

At nine o'clock on Saturday morning, the blind date corner in People's Park.

Countless aunts and uncles blocked the original wide sidewalk, and many people occupied the flower beds and steps and sat on the ground, flickering cattail fans in their hands to enjoy the coolness, and under their feet were pieces of A4 paper wrapped in plastic, which were separated from the front street. Like a working contractor, if you take a closer look, the dense information on the paper, gender, age, height and weight, job, monthly salary, hobbies, etc., etc., are much more exciting than the resumes that HR screens every day.

The first sentence everyone asks when they meet each other is a standard sentence pattern-is your boy or girl?

Most of the time, the other party replied with "girl", and then asked a question, smiled politely, and continued to move forward.

It's not that everyone favors boys over girls, but that there are too many girls of marriageable age in the city. Luo Ye knew that there are more girls than boys in the city, but he didn't experience it personally. The blind date corner this time really shocked him .

Seeing the uncles and aunts gathered around the rare information board marked "gender male", chatting and asking questions, and leaving their mobile phone numbers on WeChat, the lively scene is even more lively than that of the sale area.

One side was extremely hot, but the other side was sparsely populated. Luo Ye went to have a look, and the parents over there were all holding information about girls. Many people left after seeing the same gender as their daughter at a glance.

Luo Ye was lamenting the gender imbalance when a man's voice came from behind: "Sister, did you come here to find someone by yourself?"

I almost forgot, Cheng Mo forced me to wear a chiffon XXL dress and a long flaxen wig this morning. Although I wore a pair of small (big) flat white shoes, I still felt like I stood out from the crowd.

Cheng Mo's original words are as follows: "You can't go directly to the blind date corner. First, you know many uncles and aunts, so it's not good to be recognized. Second, if the woman's parents fall in love with you, it will be troublesome in the future. So, you can only Go in women's clothing."

Luo Ye felt that what he said was reasonable, and besides, it was not the first time that he dressed like this, so he could ignore the shame and other things, and went all out for the "comeback".

He turned around, showed a sweet smile, and pinched his throat: "No, I'm helping my sister find out about the situation."

"Oh, that's it." The man nodded, obviously not believing what "her" said.

Cheng Mo has analyzed that if someone comes to inquire, Luo Ye will answer that it is for relatives and friends, and the other party will not believe it 90.00%, and will think that you are deliberately lying because you are afraid of losing your talent, but it doesn't matter, if you are interested People will continue to talk.

Luo Ye agrees with this statement, but the reason why he made up nonsense is mainly because he doesn't want to feel sorry for Cheng Mo: "Yes."

The man smiled subconsciously, and then chatted with Luo Ye about basic information. The topics were nothing more than personal, family and work situations, nothing out of the ordinary, but his eyes never left Luo Ye's face.

"Did you find it for yourself, sir?"

"Yeah, how about we add a WeChat?"

Before they could finish talking, two aunts came forward, pulled Luo Ye and asked without hesitation: "What year is the girl?"

Luo Ye: "It's 26, Auntie."

An aunt repeated: "26."

Luo Ye guessed that she would say that she was too old in the next sentence, so she prepared a polite but awkward smile in advance, but the aunt said next: "You are still young."

Still young?Auntie, I'm on my way...

"My son is in his early 30s, can he accept someone older than you?"

Another aunt chimed in: "Boys know it hurts when they get older."

"That's it."

Seeing the two aunts attacking from both sides, the man who came earlier became anxious: "She is looking for a partner for her sister, she doesn't look for it herself."

Aunt: "Is that a girl?"

Luo Ye continued to smile sweetly: "Yes, my sister is two years older than me, and we look about the same."

Cheng Mo said that he looked good after putting on makeup, and he should make full use of this good skin, hooking up a few more perverts is no problem, Luo Ye pretended to be angry, complaining that he patronizes "Xian Ren Tiao" regardless of his feelings, Cheng Mo immediately proposed the second The method - let him do it himself, Luo Ye directly vetoed it, the reason is that he has strong determination and will not waver, if a beautiful girl appears, he is afraid that Cheng Mo will be seduced and taken away, Cheng Mo just smiled and said nothing.

The aunts originally wanted a photo of Luo Ye's "sister", but they were fooled by him, but they didn't take it seriously.

Other parents who were looking for a partner for their children saw a tall and beautiful man here, and surrounded him one after another. Soon, Luo Ye was surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside.

"Leave a phone number, girl. I'll ask my son to contact you at night."

"Let's add WeChat to each other."

"Hey, I came first, don't jump in line!"

"You just jumped in line, go aside!"

"Don't squeeze, come one by one!"

……

The ear-piercing voice of twittering made Luo Ye's brain ache, but he still had a task to do, so he couldn't give up halfway, so he had to endure the discomfort to respond one by one, sometimes the reply was slower, and even the irritable uncle and aunt satirized him for picking flowers He didn't know what his surname was, and then he pulled away from the crowd and rushed away angrily.

At first, I thought that if we could deal with each other casually, we would end up with the contact information, but who knew that these parents were struggling with each other, and the problems continued one after another.

The most frightening thing is that after one wave of parents left contentedly, the next wave arrived on the battlefield, and the problems kept coming and going. Luo Ye felt like a rare animal in a cage, letting everyone appreciate and play with her, even The ability to bear is already very strong, and he can hardly bear it anymore.

He wanted to find an excuse to withdraw, but in the middle of speaking, someone stopped him and refused to let him go. The veins on Luo Ye's forehead were bulging, but luckily there was a wig to cover it.

"Hey, I said why you haven't arrived yet, but you came here!"

There was a call from outside the crowd, and everyone's attention was attracted by the boy who squeezed into the crowd. The boy was tall and tall, with red lips, white teeth, and picturesque eyebrows. He was also a beautiful beauty. Many parents of girls fell in love with him. , intending to step forward to talk, but unfortunately the boy walked nimbly, did not stop for a moment, came to Luo Ye's side, pulled his wrist and walked out.

"Eh? Cheng..." No, we can't reveal each other's names, Luo Ye shut up urgently, and let Cheng Mo pull him out without any resistance.

"Girl, girl..." The uncle wanted to ask a few more questions, but the target had already been dragged away by Cheng Yaojin, who had been killed halfway, Luo Ye squeezed out a smiling face and waved goodbye to the uncle: "Sorry uncle, my brother asked me to pay you back." There is something, we will talk again when we have a chance."

There were still people approaching, but because of Cheng Mo's low air pressure warning, they had to give up.

The two went around and came to a secluded place with few people. After they couldn't see those people at all, Luo Ye breathed a sigh of relief, pulling his neckline and flashing: "Oh, it's terrible."

Cheng Mo took out a tissue and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Thanks for your hard work."

"If it weren't for your hero to save the beauty, I might be trapped in the encirclement."

"Really, I think you enjoy the feeling of being surrounded by stars."

Cheng Mo looked at him with raised eyebrows, his eyes were not friendly, Luo Ye immediately faltered, held his hand tightly and kissed him: "Absolutely not, they are like interrogating prisoners, answering the same questions over and over again makes me feel anxious Throwing up, how can I enjoy it!"

Cheng Mo dragged his voice: "Really."

"None of those people looks better than you, how could I have an idea."

"Oh? In other words, if there is someone who looks better than me, you should have an idea."

"Eh? That's not what it means, you are the most beautiful in my heart!"

"Pfft." Seeing his stupid look eager to show his loyalty, Cheng Mo couldn't help laughing out loud.

Luo Ye frowned slightly: "I'm serious, I'm not joking!"

Cheng Mo stopped making fun of him, withdrew his hand, and caressed his face: "Okay."

"I really bent when I met you. It wasn't like that before. You always didn't believe me." Luo Ye puffed up her cheeks and crossed her arms to look angry. However, the shape didn't take long before she felt her shoulders tighten. It was Cheng Mo's. With his hand on it, just as he was about to say something, his sweetheart's soft lips covered her.

Like a kitten licking milk, he licks and kisses Luo Ye's lips with the tip of his small tongue, but he refuses to penetrate deeper.

So the old hooligan decided to help him, hugged the waist of the boy in front of him tightly, let him stick to his body completely, and opened his mouth actively, guiding him to come to taste.

However, facing the invitation, Cheng Mo stopped temporarily. He pushed Luo Ye's chest, and tilted his head back a little intentionally: "Public places, it's almost enough."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Although a little regretful, Luo Ye also thought that it was not good to flirt with each other in the park, so she had to let go of the hand that was still on Cheng Mo's waist.

"Have you collected the phone number?" This is the main purpose of this "blind date" operation.

Luo Ye shook the phone confidently: "It's all saved, don't worry."

"how many?"

"A rough count, probably more than 20."

"They're all men, right?"

Luo Ye tugged on her little skirt: "I'm already dressed like this, so I can still attract girls, right?"

"You didn't use the original voice when you spoke just now, did you?"

"I've always been pretending to be tender. Thanks to being in the chorus when I was a student, I have practiced false voice for a few days, otherwise I would have exposed myself." Luo Ye raised her chin, looking complacent, and the subtext was "Praise me soon".

Cheng Mo naturally understood the meaning of what he said, and cooperated very much: "It's amazing, 666."

Luo Ye couldn't laugh or cry: "You are so perfunctory."

"Wow, as expected of a professional wedding planner, it's really great." Bang Du's tone of voice clapped stiffly.

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business, what use do you need these contact information? They are all men's."

Cheng Mo looked confident: "You will know soon."

Luo Ye cautiously probed: "Same-sex association? It's not suitable."

Cheng Mo gave him a white look: "What nonsense are you talking about, why are there so many gays?"

"Then what are you doing?"

"Next time, focus on collecting girls' phone numbers and WeChat."

Luo Ye instantly had a mournful face: "Ah? Are you still going?"

Cheng Mo patted himself on the chest: "Next time, I'll go."