The Sand Sculpture Man Piao went on a blind date behind my back again

In order not to make any mistakes in the next day's class, after Cheng Mo returned home, he spent an hour learning about the details of the institution, and spent three hours watching the recorded video lectures, studying the lecturer's class habits and teaching progress, and finally according to the school's requirements Design tomorrow's class schedule.

He was holding the instant noodle bucket and sucking noodles, his eyes were fixed on the Photoshop interface on the screen, thinking about how to teach beginners with zero foundation, he went through the icons in the toolbar one by one, and decided to start with the brush and paint bucket tools teach.

But after thinking about it, he felt that it was too childish to arouse the interest of the students. After thinking about it, he found a few renderings and board paintings with a strong sense of design from his work library, and planned to show them to the students at the beginning of the class. Establish your own prestige in the praise.This is like the topic chosen by the title party. Only by arousing interest can the enthusiasm for learning be mobilized.

After finalizing the design plan, he began to record the steps of the lecture in his notebook so as not to miss important knowledge points. Cheng Mo has always been meticulous when dealing with serious matters, not to mention that his performance in class will directly affect his quality of life for the next month. Don't cheer up.

He was working hard and concentrating, when the door of the corridor slammed into the wall with a bang, followed by loud laughter, the roommate who was doing public relations got off work...

"Husband, I want to eat noodles~" a female voice spoke in a coquettish voice.

And with his cannon_friend...

"My wife is good, I'll get you some food in a while."

"Well, I ate it last time, it's your turn to eat mine today."

"Little villain, remember so clearly."

"You have so many wives, of course I don't remember them clearly."

Here we go again, here we go again!This roommate with a corrupt private life brings different women home almost every day. Thanks to the good sound insulation of the walls, Cheng Mo can still hear harsh screams occasionally. He reminded his roommate once that the other party was sincere and promised never to do it again. But the next night, his friend went home to get it as usual, and there was no movement at all.

The two of them ordered takeaway, and they were quite honest when they ate. Since they got into the bathroom, the noise hadn't stopped. Cheng Mo had the illusion that he had strayed into the red light district, and was caught by the more obscene conversation between the two. In response, Cheng Mo had no choice but to take out earplugs to block the source of all evil, pretending not to hear, and then continue preparing lessons.

"Ah, slow down."

"Surrender or not, you little elf?"

"Honey, it's too fast, I'm dying!"

"beg me."

"Please~"

Fuck, this is too intense. The girl brought back by my roommate today is too unrestrained, and her voice is as sweet as the teachers in the A_V. Cheng Mo couldn't stand it anymore, put down the computer and rushed out of the bedroom, and went directly to shoot Bathroom door panel.

The people inside were quiet for a while, the door was opened from the inside, and the roommate poked his head out: "What's wrong?"

Cheng Moyi said righteously: "Can you keep your voice down, I'm preparing lessons."

The roommate scratched his head and smiled all over his face: "Oh, I'm sorry to disturb you."

"That's what you said last time."

The roommate clasped his hands together, begging for mercy: "Well, they are all young people, understand, just tonight, just tonight, I will be on a business trip tomorrow, and I will not bother you for a few days."

Cheng Mo crossed his arms impatiently, his eyes were extremely firm, and he didn't mean to give in at all. Seeing this, his roommate rolled his eyes and came up with a bad idea: "Why don't you play together too? My wife said that she likes you looks, and I haven’t played with Shuang_Fly for a long time.”

Boom, Cheng Mo slammed the door directly, who wants to mess with you? !The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds!Not afraid of getting sick, yes, curse the hot chicken roommate as soon as possible with kidney _ deficiency and happy Yang Wei!

Ignoring the unscrupulous ridicule in the bathroom, Cheng Mo rushed back to the bed in the bedroom angrily, picked up the pillow and smashed it on the bed until the anger subsided.After eating instant noodles alone, and the lesson plan was almost ready, Cheng Mo fell on the bed, covered his head with a pillow, and managed to survive this difficult night.

A few days later, Cheng Mo finished washing up and rushed to the training school with slight dark circles under his eyes.The little girl at the front desk led him to an empty classroom, and then a teacher in charge of class scheduling came in to communicate with Cheng Mo. Cheng Mo gave a rough overview of his teaching process, and the teacher asked after listening, "Did you go to class?"

Cheng Mo nodded: "Freshman worked part-time in another training institution."

"It's no wonder that the speech is sound. Okay, the students of the full-time class will come over in half an hour. You can tell your story later, and I will listen to it. Don't be nervous, just pretend that I don't exist."

"Ok."

Not long after, the students came to the classroom one after another, and when they were all present, Cheng Mo gave a brief self-introduction before starting the lecture.

He roughly glanced at the composition of the students. Everyone in the class looked older than him, and more than half of them were women. It was not sexist, but it was undeniable that women did ask twice as many questions as men. It was the end of the class, and there were many people around Cheng Mo asking questions. Many of the key questions were asked repeatedly. Those female students laughed while asking, and Cheng Mo once suspected that he had a problem with his ability to express himself.

After trying out the class for a day, the feedback from the students was pretty good. After learning about Cheng Mo's status as a trial post, several female students pulled the scheduling teacher to petition, jokingly demanding that this handsome guy stay, or they would quit fee.

After assigning practice homework and answering all the questions, the first day of work was successfully concluded, and Cheng Mo was free to pick up his phone. He had just connected to WiFi, and a dozen WeChat reminders popped up impatiently. He clicked on the interface Usually, Yuan Mengmeng invites him out for dinner, and the other half is sent by Hu Laifa.

It's really fresh, this old Hu has never sent any messages since he added his WeChat, what's wrong?

Cheng Mo was a little curious, so he clicked in, and a few green lines appeared on the dialogue screen:

You little bastard can do it, you have the guts!

My buddies treat you well, and they are about to confess you as their ancestors, you fucking do it like this, you can do it!

I know you don't want to die in a fight, but don't forget that there are people out there

Just wait, if you walk too much at night, you will always meet ghosts!

After reading the last one, Cheng Mo became angry, and immediately dialed the WeChat number. After waiting for a few seconds, the other party agreed to answer. Cheng Mo said hello, and after confirming that it was Hu Lai himself on the other end, he cursed happily: "You must be sick, what did you send me, figure out the situation before you fart, don't listen to the wind and rain, I didn't kill_people and didn't set_fire_, it's your turn to take care of it!"

Not to be outdone, the roar shook the sky: "Little bastard, who are you scolding, keep your mouth clean, and let me figure out the situation, are you doing human affairs today, ah, in front of so many people cuckolding my buddy, I Let me tell you, if Luo Ye comes to you again, I will break his leg!"

There are few people who are more slick in scolding than himself. Cheng Mo found that he was a match, but there was more important information in Hu Lai's words: "Cuckold? What green hat? What are you talking about?"

"Don't pretend to be garlic, is it interesting to sprinkle salt on other people's wounds? Man said that Luo Ye has nothing to do to you, even if there is, it is not as amazing as you!"

"Wait a minute, I..."

"It's okay, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, so reflect on yourself!"

"not me......"

Ding, the other party has hung up the phone.

I can go to your uncle, Cheng Mo cursed secretly, where does this come from, is it called cheating if you move out from the place where you live together?Is there such a saying on earth?ha?

He was full of anger and had nowhere to vent, when suddenly a figure flashed in front of his eyes, it was his younger brother's face, thinking that he just ran into him at the subway station yesterday, could this be a gift he was planning to give himself?

Recalling all the past, cold sweat unknowingly dripped down from his forehead...

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Cheng Zi silently sighed: Men are big pigs, no, I'm also a man, emmmm, why am I so good T_T