Old Chinese medicine and small vendors

Hu San and Ying Yanyu have been brothers for ten years, going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, that is a friendship that has passed their lives.

But this time.

He didn't expect his brother to kill him.

"No, Brother Ying, I can't dance!" Hu San was about to cry.

"It's okay, I'll support the venue, just go up and shake your butt." Ying Yanyu squatted by the flower bed in the park, followed by a group of old ladies.

Hu San looked at the heavy red and purple makeup on their faces, and said awkwardly, "How did you know each other?"

Ying Yanyu smiled, a little deep: "The grandma who leads the dance is rented by the vegetable market management office. Two days ago, I secretly sold two cucumbers from his son and was targeted."

"..." Then you are awesome.

Hu San sometimes really doesn't understand Ying Yanyu, he also asked him, what do you do for setting up a stall?Can you make money?

Ying Yanyu said that he just wanted to talk to people more and make it lively, so he could feel at ease.

When Hu San heard this, his nose was sore.

Ying Yanyu disappeared for two years after graduating from junior high school, and when he came back, all the thorns on his body were smoothed away.

He didn't ask where he was, and treated him the same as before.

"Okay! Isn't it just twisting the butt!" Hu San went all out and shouted, "I electrocute them with a small twerk!"

Ying Yanyu imagined it uncontrollably, and then wiped his face vigorously.

He was actually quite embarrassed.

Although he didn't shame much, when he thought that Dr. Wen was also watching from below, he called Hu San to find a backer.

"Ah!" The old ladies behind them exclaimed, "They can still turn their fans!"

"God, we won't lose, will we?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, you're so old, you actually play with a flower fan."

Ying Yanyu got up, looked at Grandma Zeng on the stage from a distance, couldn't help but twitched the corners of her mouth, dancing very well.

"You're still laughing!" Granny Lai hammered him on the back with a spindle, "If you can't win today, don't come to the vegetable market in the future!"

"That's right, Xiaoyu, can you think of a way?"

"Xiaoyu..." Hu San also shouted, "What do you say?"

Ying Yanyu glanced at him sideways, scanned the team equipment, and bent down to pick up a small bee.

He comforted everyone and said, "It's okay, I have a trump card."

......

"Cheng Cheng, did grandma dance well just now?" Grandma Zeng sat down, sweating all over.

Wen Cheng bought her a bowl of cold shrimp, and fanned it with a fan of "Infertility to recovery": "It looks good, it must be the first."

Grandma Zeng rolled her eyes with a smile and said modestly, "Maybe Xiaoyu can dance better!"

She just finished.

Ying Yanyu came on stage.

As soon as he went up, he glanced down several times, focusing on Wen Cheng's side.

"Good afternoon, folks and folks," Ying Yanyu tied the pink bee around his waist and turned up the volume, "We are the 'Angela Square Dance Team'."

"Yo, it's still a foreign name." Grandma Zeng said while holding Wen Cheng.

"The dance we are going to perform today is "Little Scruffy." After Ying Yanyu finished speaking, he turned his head and glared at Hu San, and let me come up!

Hu San hid behind and saw that there was no beautiful woman in the audience, so he jumped out.

And behind him, there were two groups of old ladies.

"Huh? Don't they play music?" Grandma Zeng was very excited, with a smile on her lips.

"Maybe there's something wrong with the sound system." Seeing her happy, Wen Cheng opened the "Nongtian Spring" mineral water with a smile, and just after taking a sip, Ying Yanyu on the stage jumped up in place, turned 180 degrees, and swung her buttocks Pout, the transparent glue cracked open.

"Pfft, cough cough... cough cough..."

Accompanied by Wen Cheng's choking cough, Ying Yan Yu started singing.

little sloppy

really dirty

The sloppy king is him

people call him sloppy

little sloppy

really sloppy...

After a dance, the audience was silent.

A master picked cold noodles and forgot to put them in his mouth.

Hu San's old face was completely red, he glanced at Ying Yan Yu, seeing that he was still calm and admirable, then glanced down, and suddenly froze.

Foundation Strawberry! ! !

Fuck!

He glanced at the people under the stage, then at Brother Ying who didn't know it, and silently broke his heart for him.

"Thank you everyone." Ying Yanyu glanced at Wen Cheng again, seeing him shaking his head and applauding in admiration, his heart skipped a beat, feeling a little proud.

After Wen Cheng took the lead, the audience burst into extremely enthusiastic applause!

"Ouch," Wen Cheng took a breath, his mind was full of writhing strawberries with foundation, "I've been brainwashed."

Grandma Zeng couldn't laugh anymore: "It feels like I'm about to lose."

While everyone is waiting for the results.

Wen Cheng got up and went to the public toilet.

He just drank a bottle of fake Nongfu Spring, and his stomach felt a little nauseous, but it wasn't too bad, just uncomfortable.

While pinching his Hegu acupoint, he walked around the public toilet, but he didn't expect to see the security guard at the police station.

"Lan Lan, my brother will take you to see the flower butt." The little security guard stood behind a tree, as if he was pulling someone.

"Where are you going?" This was the voice of the little girl in Sister Liu's barber shop.

"Is the back street good? I saw it and took you to buy dolls."

"Okay!"

When Wen Cheng heard this, his stomach didn't hurt anymore. He lowered his face and followed quietly.

However, within two steps, he heard someone running this way, he turned his head and glanced, it was Ying Yan Yu.

"Uncle... um! eh?"

"Shh." Wen Cheng grabbed his mouth and pushed him to hide behind a tree.

"..." Ying Yanyu forgot to react, and was covered in the scent of medicine on his body.

Wen Cheng stood there for five seconds before looking over. The two of them were already crossing the road.

He let go of Ying Yan Yu and asked him what's the matter.

Ying Yanyu said that Grandma Zeng told him to go back and pack the boiled beef.

Wen Cheng nodded: "Wait a minute, you go first, I have something to do."

Seeing that his expression was wrong, Ying Yanyu followed without thinking.

Wen Cheng didn't object, so she told him to keep quiet.

They followed the little security guard all the way to an alley where garbage was stored.

This alley is inverted convex, and the two inner corners cannot be seen from the outside.

As soon as Wen Cheng entered, his tears flowed from his eyes. He didn't notice his feet and almost broke a piece of glass.

Ying Yanyu grabbed his arm and pulled him back.

Wen Cheng didn't stand still, and hit him on the heart with his back.

Both of them were stunned.

Wen Cheng discovered the problem first, and he looked back at the other party, wanting to express his gratitude.

But Ying Yan Yu stared at his reddish eye corners and wet eyelashes, but retreated five steps in a row, as if facing an enemy.

"..." Wen Cheng turned his head directly to the corner, listened quietly for a while, then took out his phone and turned on the camera.

When Ying Yanyu came over, he heard the little girl's questioning voice.

"Why are you pulling your skirt?"

Boom.

He heard his own blood explode into his viscera in an instant, and he was so angry that he smoked.

Wen Cheng took back her phone, clicked save, and was about to go there, but an afterimage flashed by her side!

Ying Yan Yu's speed was so fast that when the little security guard was kicked to the ground, he forgot to scream, and when he felt the sharp pain between his legs, he cried "wow"!

"Fuck! Stupid. Forceful!" Ying Yanyu lifted him up.

Wen Cheng immediately stepped forward to pull the little girl over, covered her ears, and gave her a comforting look under her confused gaze.

"Say! What did you do!" Ying Yan Yu yelled until his throat hurt.

"I haven't done anything yet!" the little security guard yelled in pain.

"Then what did you want to do?" Ying Yanyu's voice sank suddenly, with a cold, desperate aura, like the tip of a knife scraping a bone.

Wen Cheng was shocked by him, but in the blink of an eye, seeing strawberries with foundation, she twitched the corners of her mouth again.

"Ahh! Don't dare! Don't dare!" Ying Yan Yu punched him in the face, knocking out a tooth.

And he still didn't stop, like a demon stunned.

Punch after punch.

The little security guard soon lost his mind.

Seeing that something was wrong, Wen Cheng asked the little girl to cover her ears and not move, and he went over to pull her: "Yan Yu!"

However, the opponent was too strong, he was thrown staggered, and almost fell on the security guard.

In Ying Yanyu's eyes, it was like watching a piece of clean white cloth fall into a stinky ditch, about to be stained, his pupils shrank, he stepped forward and put his arms around Wen Cheng's waist, and brought it back.

When Wen Cheng looked up, Ying Yanyu's eyes were still red, but he was obviously calm.

"Brother Ying!" Hu San was looking for someone everywhere, and now he ran in following the sound to have a look, it's amazing!hug it!

"Beard," Ying Yanyu wanted to tell him to call the police, but he took a photo when he turned around, "What did you take?"

How could Hu San dare to say that he was taking pictures of his loving hugs, and his brain twitched: "Powder-based strawberries."

"Ah?" Ying Yanyu reacted for six seconds, then covered his butt with a pale face!

"It's good, it looks young." Wen Cheng comforted him politely, and turned back to find the little girl.

While waiting for the police, Hu San couldn't hold back, and asked him in a low voice, "You really don't feel sick when you hug a man."

Ying Yanyu secretly glanced at Wen Cheng and nodded.

Seeing him like this, Hu San also knew that it was a misunderstanding just now: "Then, you haven't talked about it yet, have you?"

Ying Yanyu shook his head.

Hu San also glanced at Wen Cheng, opened his mouth, and suddenly changed the subject: "I signed up for you, the competition will start on August [-]nd, and we will gather on the [-]st."

Ying Yanyu nodded again.

Hu San instructed: "The people who 'run wild' this time are all from this area, be careful, someone may cheat you."

Ying Yanyu didn't even reply.

Seeing him staring at his hands in a daze, Hu San slapped him on the head!

"What are you doing!" Ying Yanyu yelled at him.

Seeing Dr. Wen looking over, Hu San lowered his voice, "No, Brother Ying, can you make a difference?"

Ying Yanyu glared at him, and said weakly: "It's the first time I hug a man."

Hu San immediately opened his hand to him.

Ying Yan Yuquan pretended not to see it: "I'm still wearing a foundation and hugging strawberries."

Hu San smiled: "Come on, when you danced, you were already a strawberry with foundation."

Ying Yanyu: "..." He seemed to know something important.

Hu San: "I made a slip of the tongue just now, so be careful... Ah! Don't hit me! I only found out after dancing!"

Wen Cheng held the little girl until Sister Liu rushed over.

"Lan Lan!" Liu Jie looked terrified of the rest of his life after the catastrophe.

"Mom!" And the little girl vaguely understood what was going on, and cried when she saw her mother.

"It's all right, thank you Doctor Wen." Liu Jie almost knelt down.

Wen Cheng reached out to help her, but when she stretched her hand halfway, Liu Jie stood up straight by herself, just making a fake move.

"..."

Liu Jie tied up her long hair with a rubber band, took out a folding stool from the garbage dump, and smiled at Lan Lan, "Turn around."

Lan Lan obediently turned her back.

In front of the police, Liu Jie smashed a bench on the little security guard's chest and made him turn to the right!

"..." Wen Cheng, Ying Yanyu, and Hu San all opened their mouths and forgot to close them.